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24723 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jan 2010 at 7:15 PM (7 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2010-01-22 07:18:07 PM  
The last one is outstanding
2010-01-22 07:18:45 PM  
#10 please. She seems kinky!
2010-01-22 07:18:48 PM  
Wouldn't mind knowing the full story behind this one. She can do my battery.
2010-01-22 07:19:17 PM

This. Is. SPARTA!!!!
2010-01-22 07:19:22 PM  
I'd make #10's face look like #7's.
2010-01-22 07:19:27 PM

Felony huffing of spackle?
2010-01-22 07:20:39 PM  
One does not simply drive drunk into Mordor!
2010-01-22 07:20:46 PM

don't make direct eye contact with this one while she's blowing you
2010-01-22 07:21:00 PM

Penis went there!

2010-01-22 07:21:32 PM

Knows where penis goes
2010-01-22 07:22:01 PM

2010-01-22 07:22:02 PM
2010-01-22 07:22:09 PM  
^great minds
2010-01-22 07:22:52 PM
Kinda-sorta Calista Flockhart?
2010-01-22 07:23:01 PM  
Damnit, gwenners - 1 second off from a simulpost!
2010-01-22 07:23:29 PM  
Don't even bother having #10 bathed. Just bring her to me.
2010-01-22 07:23:31 PM  
The rare nearly double simulpost!

/but only nearly
2010-01-22 07:23:33 PM  
#2 and #10, yes.

I had no idea Hagrid and Omar Little were Jets fans.

Walks away whistling Farmer in the Dell.....
2010-01-22 07:23:47 PM  

DeCypher44: This. Is. SPARTA!!!!

Classic, I just jumped on here to post this same thing.

And number 10 can batter me anytime she ones...if you know what I mean ahuh ahuh.
2010-01-22 07:23:55 PM  
# 14 is going to miss the NFC Championship game
2010-01-22 07:24:05 PM  
#10 can beat on me all she wants.
WGJ [TotalFark]
2010-01-22 07:24:22 PM
Was it worth it dude?
2010-01-22 07:24:59 PM  
God I love TSG Fridays at Fark.
2010-01-22 07:25:18 PM  

DeCypher44: This. Is. SPARTA!!!!

Came here for this.
2010-01-22 07:25:47 PM
2010-01-22 07:25:56 PM  

not2bright: Felony huffing of spackle?

And he was arrested for aggravated assault with a firearm. So, logically, I can only assume he stuck up a diner and someone clocked him with the only weapon available at the time: a pie. Perhaps multiple pies. And then he slipped on pie filling and fell in a rather undignified and comical manner.
2010-01-22 07:26:14 PM
2010-01-22 07:27:31 PM

I should've known it was only a matter of time before this lady was pinched...
2010-01-22 07:27:34 PM  
Rerun? Has it really come to this?
2010-01-22 07:27:42 PM  

AntiNerd: Wouldn't mind knowing the full story behind this one. She can do my battery.

She's looking for revenge. She's taking her lumps, but you can tell she's planning for it. The dude's toast.
2010-01-22 07:28:26 PM
Penis went off there
2010-01-22 07:30:58 PM

/F-A-P-S, fap! fap! fap!
2010-01-22 07:31:44 PM  
#2 and #10 would make a great crazy sam'ich!!
2010-01-22 07:31:59 PM  
I expect Farkers to have a lot of fun with #7.
2010-01-22 07:32:25 PM  
Never resist arrest, you will ALWAYS lose. Got a problem tell the judge or media.
2010-01-22 07:32:38 PM
Wanted for Assault and Bukkake?
2010-01-22 07:32:44 PM
...and my axe!

2010-01-22 07:33:53 PM

Is she holding down the shirt to make sure cleavage shows?
2010-01-22 07:34:02 PM
2010-01-22 07:34:22 PM

2010-01-22 07:34:52 PM  
Arrested for driving without a valid license.

Is that even a crime anymore? If you're the cop bringing in #2 you're thinking, "You know, I arrest trash all year long and every once in a while I get to bring in something like this."

I wonder if she tried to bribe him?
2010-01-22 07:35:15 PM  
She got a tshirt with a cartoon of herself on it. shiat is so cash.
2010-01-22 07:35:22 PM
2010-01-22 07:38:54 PM  

N. S. Radieaux: I should've known it was only a matter of time before this lady was pinched...

2010-01-22 07:39:50 PM  
#3 is my god daughter. She's a mess. Haven't seen her since she was 16. Moving to Fa. was not good for her.
2010-01-22 07:41:33 PM  
kill the umpire


Nicely done.
2010-01-22 07:43:19 PM
2010-01-22 07:43:38 PM
2010-01-22 07:43:58 PM

her eyes look like they're upside down.
2010-01-22 07:44:29 PM  
#2 is cute, got kind of crazy eyes, however her mouth is too small for me.
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