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(ABC News)   Rule 34 about to be validated for ursine-maiesiophilia fetishists   ( abcnews.go.com) divider line
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2010-01-22 10:39:35 AM  
Rule 34a: If it exists, there's a birthing video of it
 
2010-01-22 10:44:32 AM  
Paging Gorgor
 
2010-01-22 10:47:11 AM  
cf3.8tracks.com
 
2010-01-22 10:47:20 AM  
At first the headline in TFA confused me.
 
2010-01-22 10:47:51 AM  
Maybe THESE Cubs can win a pennant.
 
2010-01-22 10:48:44 AM  

Genju: Paging Gorgor


img716.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-22 10:49:02 AM  
APPROVES
Link (new window, NSFW)
 
2010-01-22 10:49:25 AM  
FTFA: Since then, Lily has pawed at her face, left her den, and then returned and has tried going back to sleep. She brought in balsam fir to set up bedding and her mammary glands appear swollen.

FAP
 
2010-01-22 10:49:26 AM  
2 bears, one cub?
 
2010-01-22 10:50:12 AM  
headlines should warn of boring articles.
 
2010-01-22 10:50:46 AM  
I love that last line. Yes bears don't normally sleep in front of TV cameras in the WILD.
 
2010-01-22 10:50:59 AM  
A black bear named Lily is may be about to give birth in the wild live on the Internet.

The magnificent prose...it hurts...
 
2010-01-22 10:51:07 AM  
SFW (new window)

I'll just leave this here
 
2010-01-22 10:52:19 AM  
"Black Bear About to Bear Cubs Live on Internet"

Accidentally?
 
2010-01-22 10:52:58 AM  
This Reality Show craze is starting to get out of hand...Its sad how desperate some people are to get on TV
 
2010-01-22 10:53:15 AM  
mesohornia. me love urine long time.
 
2010-01-22 10:53:33 AM  
First thought - must look up ursine-maiesiophilia

Recommendation - remove the ursine to get something other than Fark references

Thank you Fark for teaching me so much.

/Now ready to RTFA
 
2010-01-22 10:54:46 AM  
This pulsing wall of bear flesh is certainly captivating.
 
2010-01-22 10:54:57 AM  
I checked the live stream, and according to their stats, there are currently 12886 viewers.
 
2010-01-22 10:55:04 AM  
Oh please. There is Black bear porn all over the internet.

Oh, an ACTUAL Bear...
 
2010-01-22 10:55:05 AM  
What wild bears might look like:
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2010-01-22 10:56:00 AM  

traylor: I checked the live stream, and according to their stats, there are currently 12886 viewers.


Mine says 26309.
 
2010-01-22 10:56:13 AM  
Anybody read the comments to the article? They're claiming researchers have been kicked off the site because viewers have overwhelmed the video feed. They're begging ABC to take down the link.
 
2010-01-22 10:56:29 AM  
A 3 year old giving birth?

Awwwwwright....Wait, it's a bear?

Damn...
 
2010-01-22 10:57:09 AM  
ursine = pertaining to bears
maiesiophilia = pregnancy fetishism

wow.
 
2010-01-22 10:57:13 AM  
media.schadenfreude.net

GET OUT HERE, JERK!
 
2010-01-22 10:58:27 AM  
Particularly appropriate:

tizona.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-01-22 10:58:34 AM  
There's an "afterbearth" joke in there somewhere, but I can't get organized.
 
2010-01-22 10:58:56 AM  

mediablitz: Oh please. There is Black bear porn all over the internet.


None with a live bear though.

/wish I was kidding
 
2010-01-22 10:59:17 AM  

skarphedin: Anybody read the comments to the article? They're claiming researchers have been kicked off the site because viewers have overwhelmed the video feed. They're begging ABC to take down the link.


I wasn't going to click the link, until you alerted me of this.
Does that make me a bad person?
13383 viewers
 
2010-01-22 11:01:13 AM  
i566.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-22 11:02:29 AM  

Help_Me_I'm_Lost: First thought - must look up ursine-maiesiophilia

Recommendation - remove the ursine to get something other than Fark references

Thank you Fark for teaching me so much.

/Now ready to RTFA


You are not alone.
/no really, the calls are coming from the house.
 
2010-01-22 11:03:13 AM  
Does a bear shiz-nit in the woods? Yes, and when he does, he uses Charmin.
 
2010-01-22 11:04:26 AM  
ursine-maiesiophilia

Sounds like something that would require antibiotics to clear up.
 
2010-01-22 11:06:39 AM  

skarphedin: Anybody read the comments to the article? They're claiming researchers have been kicked off the site because viewers have overwhelmed the video feed. They're begging ABC to take down the link.


Yes... Since this is Fark, I immediately logged onto the live feed. I implore you to do the same.

/Can't wait for tomorrow's headline & FARK reference
 
2010-01-22 11:06:53 AM  
"We have 10196 guests and 19 members online"

Good luck getting that stream to work.
 
2010-01-22 11:08:56 AM  
I get no video....only an "Unhandled SecurityErrorEvent"

I may have broke the intertronz, or their server could not BEAR it!

/going away now.
 
2010-01-22 11:10:49 AM  

Baz the Spaz: "We have 10196 guests and 19 members online"

Good luck getting that stream to work.


was working fine for me with 13000 online....
 
2010-01-22 11:11:53 AM  

cleveoh: There's an "afterbearth" joke in there somewhere, but I can't get organized.


I was trying to get Bear, Black, and birth into a gay joke. Couldn't pull it together either. Kept ending up as a hairy shiat involving Lexington Steele.
 
2010-01-22 11:12:35 AM  

Baz the Spaz: "We have 10196 guests and 19 members online"


Eewwww
 
2010-01-22 11:14:50 AM  
www.foxnews.com
 
2010-01-22 11:20:38 AM  
citizencox.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-01-22 11:29:25 AM  

RedfordRenegade: 2 bears, one cub?


LOL

bugmn99: "Black Bear About to Bear Cubs Live on Internet"

Accidentally?


Nah, like "this tree bears fruit". Bear is the verb here.
 
2010-01-22 11:31:22 AM  

old_toole: You are not alone.
/no really, the calls are coming from the house.


I snorfled. Thanks.
 
2010-01-22 11:36:00 AM  
Need some 'This thread delivers' pics.

Great work!

/at work
//half day, though!
 
2010-01-22 11:47:05 AM  
i144.photobucket.com

yep.
 
2010-01-22 11:47:38 AM  
ugliesttattoos.com
 
2010-01-22 12:16:43 PM  
www.stevequayle.com

Wants the camera removed.
 
2010-01-22 12:21:05 PM  
she's giving birth right now.
 
2010-01-22 12:40:37 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

"uh... bear... bear f*cker. Do you need assistance?"

/hot like ursine-maiesiophilia
 
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