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(Some Guy)   47-year-old man pretends to be his 21-year-old daughter. Kinky   (gettysburgtimes.com) divider line 61
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2010-01-22 10:17:29 AM
www.facebook.com
 
2010-01-22 11:50:40 AM
Last night I found out my daughter was impersonating a 47-year old FBI agent. She's going to jail.

Thatta girl, now daddy can blow your college fund on something practical, like sweet sweet booze.
 
2010-01-22 02:00:24 PM
On Facebook, I am a 15 year old bi-sexual asian girl named "Debbie".

I like older men.....and gifts.
 
2010-01-22 02:02:17 PM
I watched something like this on MSNBC about a mother who pretended to be her daughter on the internet and got this prior service marine so worked up he killed the daughters pretend boyfriend.
 
2010-01-22 02:04:54 PM
And boy was her boyfriend surprised to realize the truth the next morning.
 
2010-01-22 02:05:38 PM
FTA: "Police reported that a 21-year-old Williamsport, Pa., female stated her father had used her identity information to obtain credit cards and cash bank checks in her name."

So... he succeeded. Just got caught after the fact.

I used to work at a store where technically speaking, the person whose name was on the card had to be the person making the purchase. If it seemed like there might be an inconsistency, we were supposed to ask. Problem was, a very husky and masculine looking woman, who was a regular, always used a card belonging to a Douglas.

They didn't pay me enough to ask questions like that.
 
2010-01-22 02:06:07 PM
I love how the bottom half had nothing to do with the first half. You couldn't spend the 6 clicks it would take to create a another page morons?
 
2010-01-22 02:06:11 PM
yeah .. I think we dated online for a while. Boy was I mad when I found out ... the make-up sex was worth it though!
 
2010-01-22 02:06:28 PM
AnubisMan: I watched something like this on MSNBC about a mother who pretended to be her daughter on the internet and got this prior service marine so worked up he killed the daughters pretend boyfriend.

Whut? The daughter was real but she had an imaginary boyfriend?
 
2010-01-22 02:06:36 PM
i17.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-22 02:07:03 PM
FTFA:Police reported that a 21-year-old Williamsport, Pa., female stated her father had used her identity information to obtain credit cards and cash bank checks in her name.

Her "father"?
www.pollsb.com
 
2010-01-22 02:13:57 PM
cookiefleck: AnubisMan: I watched something like this on MSNBC about a mother who pretended to be her daughter on the internet and got this prior service marine so worked up he killed the daughters pretend boyfriend.

Whut? The daughter was real but she had an imaginary boyfriend?


Daughter was real and in college, mom "friended" some guy on one of the social sites and labeled him as my boyfriend. The guy had no idea and was shot in his truck by the Marine. I think the title of the show was "1hotblond" or something.
 
2010-01-22 02:17:13 PM
did anybody else think the story was going to be about cross dressing and sleeping with men?
 
2010-01-22 02:24:42 PM
FarkinHostile: On Facebook, I am a 15 year old bi-sexual asian girl named "Debbie".

I like older men.....and gifts.



How "YOU" doin?
 
2010-01-22 02:25:46 PM
Drayen: did anybody else think the story was going to be about cross dressing and sleeping with men?

Crossed my mind, but I couldn't (and didn't want to) put much thought into a 47 year old man being passable as a 21 year old woman.
 
2010-01-22 02:27:15 PM
Personally, I like the name of the officer in the second story: According to state Trooper Kenneth A. Rouse.

Arouse?

/heh
 
2010-01-22 02:31:09 PM
h.imagehost.org
 
2010-01-22 02:31:43 PM
AnubisMan: cookiefleck: AnubisMan: I watched something like this on MSNBC about a mother who pretended to be her daughter on the internet and got this prior service marine so worked up he killed the daughters pretend boyfriend.

Whut? The daughter was real but she had an imaginary boyfriend?

Daughter was real and in college, mom "friended" some guy on one of the social sites and labeled him as my boyfriend. The guy had no idea and was shot in his truck by the Marine. I think the title of the show was "1hotblond" or something.


HA! that's crazy!!!!
 
2010-01-22 02:32:08 PM
luxmagz.com
 
2010-01-22 02:35:06 PM
EZ Writer

FarkinHostile: On Facebook, I am a 15 year old bi-sexual asian girl named "Debbie".

I like older men.....and gifts.


How "YOU" doin?



I'd be better if I had some nice jewelry to wear.
 
2010-01-22 02:35:46 PM
For the love of all things holy, there should be no summoning of gorgor, or the remembrance of rugbyjock during this thread.
 
2010-01-22 02:36:25 PM
The guy in question:

img.wonkette.com

/ My favoritist picture EVAR
 
2010-01-22 02:39:37 PM
cookiefleck: AnubisMan: cookiefleck: AnubisMan: I watched something like this on MSNBC about a mother who pretended to be her daughter on the internet and got this prior service marine so worked up he killed the daughters pretend boyfriend.

Whut? The daughter was real but she had an imaginary boyfriend?

Daughter was real and in college, mom "friended" some guy on one of the social sites and labeled him as my boyfriend. The guy had no idea and was shot in his truck by the Marine. I think the title of the show was "1hotblond" or something.

HA! that's crazy!!!!


That would be Talhotblond. And, the actual story is that the mom was pretending to be her daughter, and the ex-marine was pretending to be an 18-year-old as well. The mom-as-daughter started cyber-boning the ex-marine's coworker after he cyber-introduced the two, and the ex-marine shot his co-worker over it.

There were even steamy photos and panty exchanges involved.
 
2010-01-22 02:43:31 PM
Asplenium: Drayen: did anybody else think the story was going to be about cross dressing and sleeping with men?

Crossed my mind, but I couldn't (and didn't want to) put much thought into a 47 year old man being passable as a 21 year old woman.


images.marketplaceadvisor.channeladvisor.com
hot like Depp
 
2010-01-22 02:44:29 PM
dustwun: For the love of all things holy, there should be no summoning of gorgor, or the remembrance of rugbyjock during this thread.

where is rugbyjock anyway? did he disappear?
 
2010-01-22 02:44:45 PM
misanthropicsob: cookiefleck: AnubisMan: cookiefleck: AnubisMan:

HA! that's crazy!!!!

That would be Talhotblond. And, the actual story is that the mom was pretending to be her daughter, and the ex-marine was pretending to be an 18-year-old as well. The mom-as-daughter started cyber-boning the ex-marine's coworker after he cyber-introduced the two, and the ex-marine shot his co-worker over it.

There were even steamy photos and panty exchanges involved.


Well, that's comforting, given that I'll be meeting a farker this april...lol!
 
2010-01-22 02:47:02 PM
Regarding the Fugly pic with the naked fat guy at his comp, every time I see it, I wonder what that pistol-grip hose nozzle thingy hanging on the wall is used for.

Then I remember that I really don't want to know.
 
2010-01-22 02:49:56 PM
img2.timeinc.net
 
2010-01-22 02:51:01 PM
cookiefleck: misanthropicsob: cookiefleck: AnubisMan: cookiefleck: AnubisMan:

HA! that's crazy!!!!

That would be Talhotblond. And, the actual story is that the mom was pretending to be her daughter, and the ex-marine was pretending to be an 18-year-old as well. The mom-as-daughter started cyber-boning the ex-marine's coworker after he cyber-introduced the two, and the ex-marine shot his co-worker over it.

There were even steamy photos and panty exchanges involved.

Well, that's comforting, given that I'll be meeting a farker this april...lol!


Hope it is a public place!
 
2010-01-22 02:51:13 PM
Corydon

My favoritist picture EVAR

How did you know that's what I'm thinking about all the time?

/tips hat
 
2010-01-22 02:53:15 PM
I should have been aborted: dustwun: For the love of all things holy, there should be no summoning of gorgor, or the remembrance of rugbyjock during this thread.

where is rugbyjock anyway? did he disappear?


God I hope so.
We would all miss gorgor.
 
2010-01-22 02:57:30 PM
tamsnod27: cookiefleck: misanthropicsob: cookiefleck: AnubisMan: cookiefleck: AnubisMan:


Hope it is a public place!


He's actually traveling to meet me...And he's a lurker.But we text and or talk every day. He's a buddy!
 
2010-01-22 03:07:49 PM
Corydon: The guy in question:

/ My favoritist picture EVAR



Dude's got an ass on his stomach- does he kneel to take a dump?
 
2010-01-22 03:08:24 PM
Drayen: did anybody else think the story was going to be about cross dressing and sleeping with men?


yup
 
2010-01-22 03:08:27 PM
AnubisMan: I watched something like this on MSNBC about a mother who pretended to be her daughter on the internet and got this prior service marine so worked up he killed the daughters pretend boyfriend.

Except the "marine" was also a 50 year old guy pretending to be a twenty something marine sniper. That whole story was C-R-A-Z-Y.
 
2010-01-22 03:10:25 PM
you will be sorely missed
 
2010-01-22 03:14:21 PM
I pretended to be a hot Asian 21-yr-old girl on Facebook once. Then I made the mistake of friending one of my other fake accounts, the 32-yr-old Hollywood producer with his own studio and fleet of private jets. My fake girl account started a fake offline relationship with my fake producer account, and ended up taking him for everything he was worth. Since I had no one to blame but myself for bankrupting him, that fake account is now suing the hell out of my real account.

Good thing my real account is a fake, too. Looks like the joke's on me!
 
2010-01-22 03:17:02 PM
AnubisMan: cookiefleck: AnubisMan: I watched something like this on MSNBC about a mother who pretended to be her daughter on the internet and got this prior service marine so worked up he killed the daughters pretend boyfriend.

Whut? The daughter was real but she had an imaginary boyfriend?

Daughter was real and in college, mom "friended" some guy on one of the social sites and labeled him as my boyfriend. The guy had no idea and was shot in his truck by the Marine. I think the title of the show was "1hotblond" or something.


I got shot in the truck once and it was no fun at all. Nosiree.
 
2010-01-22 03:28:21 PM
Was the woman's name Kelly?

/Not obscure
//This is Fark
///Nothing is obscure on Fark
 
2010-01-22 03:36:06 PM
PJMurphy: Regarding the Fugly pic with the naked fat guy at his comp, every time I see it, I wonder what that pistol-grip hose nozzle thingy hanging on the wall is used for.

Then I remember that I really don't want to know.


If you're talking about that black thing on the wall, I believe it's a "reacher". You can find them at Medical Supply stores.
 
2010-01-22 03:40:30 PM
adeist69: Corydon: The guy in question:

/ My favoritist picture EVAR


Dude's got an ass on his stomach- does he kneel to take a dump?


WTF? Why is there an ass on that person's stomach!!!?!
 
2010-01-22 03:59:16 PM
Jument: WTF? Why is there an ass on that person's stomach!!!?!

massaroca.files.wordpress.com

Some people gots a lot on their minds. Other people got monkeys on their backs. This guy just happens to have an ass on his stomach. Its how he rolls.
 
2010-01-22 04:02:45 PM
The suspect was arraigned before District Justice Daniel S. Bowman and committed to the Adams County Correctional Complex on $50,000 cash bail.

Sure- do you take credit cards?
 
2010-01-22 04:06:57 PM
I have no interest in seeing how he looks in her bra and panties. Nor in her halter top and g-string. Nor in her skimpy, revealing Wicked Weasel bikini!
 
2010-01-22 04:20:03 PM
I thought this was going to be about a TFer who likes to go to TorD.
 
2010-01-22 04:20:47 PM
Both my sister & younger brother did this to everyone else in the family but me (I'm not stupid enough to trust those two for anything).

White trash sister: Forged our mother's name on loan application to Rent-A-Center & defaulted. Stole our father's SSN & opened a credit card which she quickly burned through, sticking him w/the bill. Stole checks from my older brother & nearly cashed them before realizing he'd beat her to a bloody pulp (he found them in her kitchen drawer & nearly did just that, anyway). A year later, she used his SSN to open up a new phone line (rather than pay her old bill) and ran that bill up to over $400 before Verizon shut off her phone again.

She finally stopped scamming once she abandoned her kids & white trash husband for her high-school sweetheart (who owns a business and is fairly well-off by FL standards) & trapped him by getting pregnant.

White trash brother: Forged father's name on car loan for a brand new Ford F150. Defaulted in 6 months--car was repossessed & my father was stuck w/nearly $20K debt. Opened 2 credit cards using youngest brother's SSN (who was stationed in Okinawa at the time). By the time youngest brother came home on leave, there were already collection notices.

He was recently discharged from the Army (he says medical--I'm dubious), so he's most likely back to his scamming ways.

/Yeah, cool story, bro. I know.
//Just pointing out that some people's family members can be scum.
 
2010-01-22 04:23:11 PM
EdgeRunner: I pretended to be a hot Asian 21-yr-old girl on Facebook once. Then I made the mistake of friending one of my other fake accounts, the 32-yr-old Hollywood producer with his own studio and fleet of private jets. My fake girl account started a fake offline relationship with my fake producer account, and ended up taking him for everything he was worth. Since I had no one to blame but myself for bankrupting him, that fake account is now suing the hell out of my real account.

Good thing my real account is a fake, too. Looks like the joke's on me!



+1
 
2010-01-22 04:42:29 PM
brigid_fitch:
White trash brother: Forged father's name on car loan for a brand new Ford F150. Defaulted in 6 months--car was repossessed & my father was stuck w/nearly $20K debt.

Isn't that sort of thing... you know, illegal? As in go-to-jail illegal? Why would your dad be "stuck" with the debt if he's the victim of a crime?
 
2010-01-22 05:00:56 PM
brigid_fitch:
/Yeah, cool story, bro. I know.
//Just pointing out that some people's family members can be scum.



Damn true,
I'm half loner. Still I know two younger folks who's parents have stolen their ID, an trashed their credit. Three parents whose kids did that to them. Isn't family grand?
//my cool story was it was my best friend who screwed me: 15K up to 3K in the hole in one month, bro.
 
2010-01-22 05:04:49 PM
FarkinHostile: EZ Writer

FarkinHostile: On Facebook, I am a 15 year old bi-sexual asian girl named "Debbie".

I like older men.....and gifts.


How "YOU" doin?


I'd be better if I had some nice jewelry to wear.


I'm sure someone would offer up a pearl necklace.
 
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