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(My Fox DC)   Who knew that all the information we needed about Osama bin Laden could be found in a strip club in Damascus   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 91
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2010-01-22 09:58:14 AM  
All roads lead to Damascus, as they say.
 
2010-01-22 11:13:42 AM  
And to think the CIA fired me for my incessant strip club visitation. I WAS DEEP UNDERCOVER YOU IDIOTS GET WITH THE 21ST CENTURY
 
2010-01-22 11:22:43 AM  
NittLion78: And to think the CIA fired me for my incessant strip club visitation. I WAS DEEP UNDERCOVER YOU IDIOTS GET WITH THE 21ST CENTURY

I thought you were just a cop trying to stop a serial killer... that was killing strippers. I saw a documentary on this once.
 
2010-01-22 11:22:45 AM  
I ask again. Why haven't we wiped this guy's seed from the face of the earth yet?
 
2010-01-22 11:22:52 AM  
strippers with veils?

Sign me up.
 
2010-01-22 11:23:15 AM  
NittLion78: And to think the CIA fired me for my incessant strip club visitation. I WAS DEEP UNDERCOVER YOU IDIOTS GET WITH THE 21ST CENTURY

Wouldn't that blow your covers?
 
2010-01-22 11:23:36 AM  
I'm having a really hard time picturing what a strip club in a Muslim country would look like.
 
2010-01-22 11:25:07 AM  
Hershey Highway Patrol: I'm having a really hard time picturing what a strip club in a Muslim country would look like.

Photoshop Contest
 
2010-01-22 11:25:18 AM  
WTF Indeed: I ask again. Why haven't we wiped this guy's seed from the face of the earth yet?

from the article:

bin Laden is worth more to the United States alive than dead because his death could unleash revenge attacks by militants.
 
2010-01-22 11:25:19 AM  
Which club are they referring to? "Esther's Basket" or "The Mary Magdalene"?

/fun times
 
2010-01-22 11:25:32 AM  
Isn't his son committing the kind of sin that so much of the middle east hates us for? Our decadent ways, etc?
 
2010-01-22 11:26:15 AM  
Hershey Highway Patrol: I'm having a really hard time picturing what a strip club in a Muslim country would look like.

I assume like a Turkish Prison, only with more singles, and less raping.
 
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2010-01-22 11:27:32 AM  
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read."

- Frank Zappa
 
2010-01-22 11:27:37 AM  
In it, he doubts his father will order any more mass attacks and claims bin Laden is worth more to the United States alive than dead because his death could unleash revenge attacks by militants.

I sorta agree with this. Making Bin Laden the Mother of all Martyrs would probably not be a good idea.
 
2010-01-22 11:27:52 AM  
"...claims bin Laden is worth more to the United States alive than dead because his death could unleash revenge attacks by militants."

I'm willing to test that theory. Because it appears to me that they're trying really hard now.
 
2010-01-22 11:28:32 AM  
Considering how terrified "Joe Sixpack" is of brown people, I'd say the boy has a point.

Of course, all right-wing radio fanatics and 'news' outlets have added fuel to the fire, so I guess they've been Osama's best allies in achieving his goals.
 
2010-01-22 11:28:40 AM  
So either this scion has no contact with his father (he obviously isn't pious) or we just let Osama know that we have his son in our sights...

Either way, his words are pretty useless. This is like asking Mariah Carey her thoughts on the recent Supreme Court decision.
 
2010-01-22 11:29:18 AM  
It doesn't see that unlikely. The trick is finding the right hive of scum and villainy.
 
2010-01-22 11:29:24 AM  
fernt: Hershey Highway Patrol: I'm having a really hard time picturing what a strip club in a Muslim country would look like.

Photoshop Contest


+ A' bizillion
 
2010-01-22 11:30:12 AM  
Well Bin Laden was into hookers and blow when he was younger.

Seriously.
 
2010-01-22 11:30:19 AM  
Hershey Highway Patrol: I'm having a really hard time picturing what a strip club in a Muslim country would look like.

Probably something like this:
src="http://images.exoticindiaart.com/mughal/mughal_harem_mh32.jpg">
 
2010-01-22 11:30:23 AM  
Shrinkwrap: Isn't his son committing the kind of sin that so much of the middle east hates us for? Our decadent ways, etc?

He's in Syria. It's more like the Romulan Empire than anything else.
 
2010-01-22 11:30:37 AM  
WTF Indeed: Hershey Highway Patrol: I'm having a really hard time picturing what a strip club in a Muslim country would look like.

I assume like a Turkish Prison, only with more singles, and less raping.


i31.tinypic.com
 
2010-01-22 11:30:48 AM  
Tosoto: strippers with veils?

Sign me up.


No way! How are you supposed to see them crying if they're wearing veils?
 
2010-01-22 11:31:45 AM  
Of course the terrorists won, just look at all the "security measures" the U.S. has taken on since then. We're only one step away from being scared of our own shadows.

"Look, I found a stuffed toy on the ground, someone must have dropped it."

"LOOK OUT IT'S A BOMB EVERYONE RUN!"
 
2010-01-22 11:31:47 AM  
Am I the only one who read that as Des Moines?
 
2010-01-22 11:31:56 AM  
netweavr: So either this scion has no contact with his father (he obviously isn't pious) or we just let Osama know that we have his son in our sights...

He's got at least another 20 to spare.... Link (new window)
 
2010-01-22 11:32:13 AM  
The losing side will never admit defeat as long as it has something to gain by claiming victory.
 
2010-01-22 11:32:17 AM  
Bin Laden is a useful tool. He still stirs fear in many Americans, and martyrs are powerful things.

I worry people are so concentrated on Bin Laden that some new upstart will do something serious to America, and we'll have another round of Patriot Acts to reward us for our lack of diligence and myopic vision.
 
2010-01-22 11:32:36 AM  
with all our military, arms, and roces, intelligence agencies, technology, and allies take a step back and ask yourself out loud - why havent we captured osama?

war is more profitable than peace.
 
2010-01-22 11:33:23 AM  
Capturing or killing Osama isn't going to stop Islamic terrorism anymore than apologising to the Muslim for the sins of America, nuking Mecca or watching Leno
 
2010-01-22 11:34:48 AM  
bostonowns: with all our military, arms, and roces, intelligence agencies, technology, and allies take a step back and ask yourself out loud - why havent we captured osama?

war is more profitable than peace.


That or he's holed up in a well-defended hostile territory... It's not like we have magic powers or anything. We can't just stick a satellite over the Middle-East and set it to scan for his genetic code. Then, once found, beam him out.
 
2010-01-22 11:35:03 AM  
Do you know what else you can find in a strip club in Damascus?
 
2010-01-22 11:35:13 AM  
Swampthing in Korea: Capturing or killing Osama isn't going to stop Islamic terrorism anymore than apologising to the Muslim for the sins of America, nuking Mecca or watching Leno

But bringing shiatheads to justice is so fulfilling.
 
2010-01-22 11:35:47 AM  
netweavr: So either this scion has no contact with his father (he obviously isn't pious) or we just let Osama know that we have his son in our sights...

Either way, his words are pretty useless. This is like asking Mariah Carey her thoughts on the recent Supreme Court decision.


WIN!
 
2010-01-22 11:35:56 AM  
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RELEVANT!
 
2010-01-22 11:36:10 AM  
HawgWild: Do you know what else you can find in a strip club in Damascus?

STDs?
 
2010-01-22 11:36:51 AM  
Hershey Highway Patrol
I'm having a really hard time picturing what a strip club in a Muslim country would look like.


Bare wrists and ankles with backlight thru the burqa. Then the patrons get to bury her up to her head and stone her to death for being a whore.
 
2010-01-22 11:36:58 AM  
Hershey Highway Patrol: I'm having a really hard time picturing what a strip club in a Muslim country would look like.

About the same, but it's easier to see the blow on a brown girl's ass.
 
2010-01-22 11:37:40 AM  
Wait, so Rolling Stone was able to find OBL before the entire world's intelligence communities were able to???
shakes head
always suspected porn was good for something
 
2010-01-22 11:38:10 AM  
In a little old club in Damascus
Where the ladies be shakin' their ascus
bin laden bought me a beer
and said with good cheer
I'd gladly surrender if they'd asked us.

/I'm guessing Maxxlarge is on vacation.
 
2010-01-22 11:41:41 AM  
I am not humbled... I'm putting a jihad on him...

if you don't like it... I'll put a jihad on you too.

/'merica
//f$%# yeah
 
2010-01-22 11:42:26 AM  
HawgWild: Do you know what else you can find in a strip club in Damascus?

hashish
 
2010-01-22 11:42:28 AM  
WTF Indeed: I ask again. Why haven't we wiped this guy's seed from the face of the earth yet?

Things just don't work that way, Magua.
 
2010-01-22 11:43:53 AM  
Humbled? I'm not living in a cave. You living in a cave?
 
2010-01-22 11:44:21 AM  
memegenerator.net
 
2010-01-22 11:50:57 AM  
meat0918: Bin Laden is a useful tool. He still stirs fear in many Americans, and martyrs are powerful things.

I worry people are so concentrated on Bin Laden that some new upstart will do something serious to America, and we'll have another round of Patriot Acts to reward us for our lack of diligence and myopic vision.


Avatar Otherkin depressed in a lonely state ban together. That's my prediction, however it would require these people to be mobile and talk to other human beings possibly, making this a long-shot. I'm torn!
 
2010-01-22 11:51:22 AM  
Tom_Slick: Am I the only one who read that as Des Moines?

yes, apparently you are
 
2010-01-22 11:52:39 AM  
Allrighty then; let's go, it's over over!

img715.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-22 11:54:44 AM  
That boy's been singing like a canary for MONTHS. I believe he has a book out.
 
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