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(LBC 97.3)   Farkers take note: If your female prison pen pal meets you at a motel room and wants to borrow your car to go on a beer run on her first day out of the pokey, she may be up to something. With mug shot goodness   (wtsp.com) divider line 114
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2010-01-22 08:44:28 AM  
I need to see a picture of the man in order to complete my opinion. I'm feeling some certainty that, for the sort of fellow who picks up women by writing them letters in jail, the one in the photo is probably a solid 8 or 9 on his personal scale. It's all relative.
 
2010-01-22 09:18:31 AM  
I'm sure she has a wonderful personality. The kind of personality that you'd find in jail and stealing your car. (mutually exclusive events)

At what point does one say "No thanks, I'll stick with 'net porn" or "GOD NO!, I'd rather cut off my penis"?
 
2010-01-22 09:29:22 AM  
I take no responsibility for that.
 
2010-01-22 09:46:23 AM  
Sweet zombie Jesus!! The years have not been kind to that one...
 
2010-01-22 09:47:21 AM  
Dating Lawrence Tierney in a used Bettie Page wig was a lot more acceptable to do before he died.
 
2010-01-22 10:36:48 AM  
Whoa. She must write one hell of a postcard.
 
2010-01-22 10:37:01 AM  
Don't I know it. I swear I am not falling for that a sixth time.
 
2010-01-22 10:38:00 AM  
www.sneeko.net

nothing, I have
 
2010-01-22 10:38:34 AM  
That picture in no way represents 'goodness'. Mug shot or otherwise.

Kill it with fire, bullet to the head (which you should then remove and bury seperate from the body, then nuke it from orbit.

\only way to be sure
\\don't call me Shirly
 
2010-01-22 10:39:22 AM  
FTA: Theresa Jones faces charges of grand theft of a motor vehicle, cocaine possession and two counts of possession of drug paraphernalia.

Now that's how you celebrate getting out of prison!
 
2010-01-22 10:41:58 AM  
"It's all relative."

Yeah, I'm expecting they are related too, and he looks just like her, maybe with less hair.
 
2010-01-22 10:42:19 AM  
Pam? Is that you?
 
2010-01-22 10:42:27 AM  
I can taste a little bit of vomit.
 
2010-01-22 10:42:53 AM  
Jesus H. Christ, I thought I had low standards. Yikes.
 
2010-01-22 10:42:55 AM  
googleads.g.doubleclick.net

came in to shout obscenities and things about DIAF, then saw this on the sidepanel... began to fap
 
2010-01-22 10:43:29 AM  
i409.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-22 10:43:57 AM  
I don't care what kind of car he lost in this deal but man-oh-man, was it worth it.
 
2010-01-22 10:44:45 AM  
RonEdwards: came in to shout obscenities and things about DIAF, then saw this on the sidepanel... began to fap

That there is an awesome shirt. Girl is cute too.
 
2010-01-22 10:45:19 AM  
i190.photobucket.com
squidtv.files.wordpress.com
cdn0.knowyourmeme.com
 
2010-01-22 10:46:09 AM  
RonEdwards: came in to shout obscenities and things about DIAF, then saw this on the sidepanel... began to fap

Ahh, Al Bundy's high school football jersey. Never doubt a man who played high school football. They are capable of anything.

\impossible is nothing
 
2010-01-22 10:46:11 AM  
fireclown: RonEdwards: came in to shout obscenities and things about DIAF, then saw this on the sidepanel... began to fap

That there is an awesome shirt. Girl is cute too.


huh? shirt? oh... yeah, I guess it is a t-shirt ad. I did not notice.
 
2010-01-22 10:46:52 AM  
mugshot goodness

Uh...No. That mugshot is more like a gorgor link.
 
2010-01-22 10:47:21 AM  
i48.tinypic.com

Speaking of which, my incarcerated penpal (Rimone the Sungoddess) scared me with "her" latest picture updates.
 
2010-01-22 10:47:23 AM  
I don't think I would hit it....her knees look a bit sharp.

/among other things
 
2010-01-22 10:48:10 AM  
Gah! How desperate do you have to be to start a prison relationship with somebody like that.
 
2010-01-22 10:48:53 AM  
Pen-pal with a female prison inmate.

What could possibly go wrong?

Where is your sense of adventure, Fark?!

/famous last words
 
2010-01-22 10:49:02 AM  
UberDave: Sweet zombie Jesus!! The years have not been kind to that one...

I was thinking you'd have to be really desperate to go after a prison wrench, then I saw her picture and

i92.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-22 10:49:05 AM  
www.roflcat.com
 
2010-01-22 10:49:14 AM  
sungoddess = slumgoddess
 
2010-01-22 10:49:49 AM  
MOM?!
 
2010-01-22 10:49:56 AM  
tuna fingers: Speaking of which, my incarcerated penpal (Rimone the Sungoddess Slumgoddess) scared me with "her" latest picture updates.

FTFY and now it makes more sense.

and I fear that Sin_City_Superhero has sounded the call for gorgor for which we will all soon suffer...

/because we can't not look...
//we've all tried and failed
 
2010-01-22 10:50:33 AM  
If I just met my prison pen pal at a motel room after her first day out and she looked like that, a beer run would be the LEAST she could do.

/would never have a prison pen pal
 
2010-01-22 10:50:44 AM  
tuna fingers: Speaking of which, my incarcerated penpal (Rimone the Sungoddess) scared me with "her" latest picture updates.

Pretty nice background for a prison.
 
2010-01-22 10:52:16 AM  
Latinwolf: tuna fingers: Speaking of which, my incarcerated penpal (Rimone the Sungoddess) scared me with "her" latest picture updates.

Pretty nice background for a prison.


Find your own penpal, asshole!
 
2010-01-22 10:52:16 AM  
RonEdwards: came in to shout obscenities and things about DIAF, then saw this on the sidepanel... began to fap

Dammit ... this is the side panel ad I got ...

googleads.g.doubleclick.net

Curse you, subby. Curse you right in your ear!

/do not want
//KIAF
///blah blah blah
 
2010-01-22 10:52:33 AM  
dalovindj: RonEdwards:
Ahh, Al Bundy's high school football jersey. Never doubt a man who played high school football. They are capable of anything.

\impossible is nothing


I actually need a pair of shorts like that...Gotta go shopping soon.
 
2010-01-22 10:52:51 AM  
Are we sure the penpal was a "he" ?
 
2010-01-22 10:52:58 AM  
Pocket Ninja: I need to see a picture of the man in order to complete my opinion. I'm feeling some certainty that, for the sort of fellow who picks up women by writing them letters in jail, the one in the photo is probably a solid 8 or 9 on his personal scale. It's all relative.

Pic of the man:
www.zap2it.com
 
2010-01-22 10:53:15 AM  
RonEdwards: came in to shout obscenities and things about DIAF, then saw this on the sidepanel... began to fap

Damn, I long for the days when a semi-hot chick would induce a woody. After 20 years of internet pron I don't get a stirring unless it involves 2 girls, a guy, a midget, a goat and several objects not intended for insertion being inserted into orifices.
 
2010-01-22 10:53:35 AM  
Man alive she has the ugly. I mean her face.....it's...terrible.
 
2010-01-22 10:53:58 AM  
7.media.tumblr.com
 
2010-01-22 10:54:40 AM  
NightOwl2255: RonEdwards: came in to shout obscenities and things about DIAF, then saw this on the sidepanel... began to fap

Damn, I long for the days when a semi-hot chick would induce a woody. After 20 years of internet pron I don't get a stirring unless it involves 2 girls, a guy, a midget, a goat and several objects not intended for insertion being inserted into orifices.


I agree. I know I will catch shiat for this but I have seen too much porn.
 
2010-01-22 10:55:15 AM  
web.adblade.com
 
2010-01-22 10:56:48 AM  
My dick just retracted inside of my body.
 
2010-01-22 10:57:02 AM  
Maybe she's just a butter face...
 
2010-01-22 10:58:27 AM  
jst3p: I have seen too much porn.

Is that even possible?
 
2010-01-22 10:58:43 AM  
cookiefleck: dalovindj: RonEdwards:
Ahh, Al Bundy's high school football jersey. Never doubt a man who played high school football. They are capable of anything.

\impossible is nothing

I actually need a pair of shorts like that...Gotta go shopping soon.


I'll buy 'em for ya if you'll post pics of yourself wearin' 'em! ;-)
 
2010-01-22 11:00:48 AM  
cookiefleck: I actually need a pair of shorts like that...Gotta go shopping soon.

Just let me know if you need any help with that. I'm an expert in women wearing those type of shorts and can instantly judge the relative contribution to overall hitability. An un-biased professional opinion, at your service.
___


moralpanic: Gah! How desperate do you have to be to start a prison relationship with somebody like that.

Sometimes the result can be better:

blog.lehighvalleylive.com
Sure, she get's on drunk binge and dies because of her prison husband's antics, but they were very entertaining until then. . .
 
2010-01-22 11:01:59 AM  
dstanley: jst3p: I have seen too much porn.

Is that even possible?


In a past relationship she asked me to give up porn because it made her feel insecure. In exchange she offered to be there for me pretty much anytime (within reason).

I hate to admit it but as good as the sex was before, it was even better after.
 
2010-01-22 11:02:10 AM  
Obvioulsy the whole rehabilitation thing is not working for her
 
2010-01-22 11:02:50 AM  
This guy knows how the story goes.

wp.modernfilmzine.com
 
2010-01-22 11:05:12 AM  
My heart breaks to think you are in prison, my dearest love. How I yearn for your angry stare, your raspy voice, your hands to touch like a leather glove.

I have spoken with my dentist and he tells me it would only take two weeks for a set of dentures, shiny and new, so you won't have to gum your food like you do.

I have a reservation at the motel 6, and I'll be there I promise, no tricks.

Yours forever my prison dove.
Pocket_Fisherman
 
2010-01-22 11:09:42 AM  
cookiefleck: dalovindj: RonEdwards:
Ahh, Al Bundy's high school football jersey. Never doubt a man who played high school football. They are capable of anything.

\impossible is nothing

I actually need a pair of shorts like that...Gotta go shopping soon.


That great huge whirring sound you hear is your profile hit meter screaming in pain.
 
2010-01-22 11:10:41 AM  
cookiefleck: dalovindj: RonEdwards:
Ahh, Al Bundy's high school football jersey. Never doubt a man who played high school football. They are capable of anything.

\impossible is nothing

I actually need a pair of shorts like that...Gotta go shopping soon.


You madam... are why I have hope for tomorrow

NightOwl2255: Damn, I long for the days when a semi-hot chick would induce a woody. After 20 years of internet pron I don't get a stirring unless it involves 2 girls, a guy, a midget, a goat and several objects not intended for insertion being inserted into orifices.

you sir... probably have some good stories to tell
 
2010-01-22 11:10:44 AM  
tuna fingers: Speaking of which, my incarcerated penpal (Rimone the Sungoddess) scared me with "her" latest picture updates.

Jeebus K Reist and a fishstick, old Mick Jagger is letting himself go these days.
 
2010-01-22 11:15:43 AM  
What's a pen?
 
2010-01-22 11:16:37 AM  
That's a rough 49 years. Hell, I'm 44 and she looks like she could be my mother.
 
2010-01-22 11:16:48 AM  
I came here to say, "I'd hit it," just to be farky, looked at the picture and can't do it.
 
2010-01-22 11:18:26 AM  
¡Ay Carumba!
 
2010-01-22 11:18:34 AM  
Really..if you are that hard up for poon, and you actually give your car to a convict, you deserve whatever you get. Including the tag of hard up dumbass.
 
2010-01-22 11:20:21 AM  
www.dianeduane.com
 
2010-01-22 11:24:05 AM  
pertengstrand.files.wordpress.com

Does Not Want!
 
2010-01-22 11:27:29 AM  
man_of_constant_sorrow: cookiefleck: dalovindj: RonEdwards:

I'll buy 'em for ya if you'll post pics of yourself wearin' 'em! ;-)


I was actually thinking about that...since evryone is now complaining that my pic is too small, I'm thinking of doing another one in those kinda shorts wearing a Chargers Rivers Ringer T-shirt
doin the "hike" position...Might be fun!
 
2010-01-22 11:28:25 AM  
knowyourmeme.com
 
2010-01-22 11:28:33 AM  
HawgWild: RonEdwards: came in to shout obscenities and things about DIAF, then saw this on the sidepanel... began to fap

Dammit ... this is the side panel ad I got ...



Curse you, subby. Curse you right in your ear!

/do not want
//KIAF
///blah blah blah


I didn't even get a side panel, and can't see yours.

Life sucks.
 
2010-01-22 11:29:23 AM  
RonEdwards:NightOwl2255: Damn, I long for the days when a semi-hot chick would induce a woody. After 20 years of internet pron I don't get a stirring unless it involves 2 girls, a guy, a midget, a goat and several objects not intended for insertion being inserted into orifices.

you sir... probably have some good stories to tell sites

FTFY
 
2010-01-22 11:29:47 AM  
Holy crap. shiat like that needs to be thrown under the prison and forgotten.
 
2010-01-22 11:32:44 AM  
Cagey B: Dating Lawrence Tierney in a used Bettie Page wig was a lot more acceptable to do before he died.


Nice

img59.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-22 11:35:53 AM  
cookiefleck: man_of_constant_sorrow: cookiefleck: dalovindj: RonEdwards:

I'll buy 'em for ya if you'll post pics of yourself wearin' 'em! ;-)

I was actually thinking about that...since evryone is now complaining that my pic is too small, I'm thinking of doing another one in those kinda shorts wearing a Chargers Rivers Ringer T-shirt
doin the "hike" position...Might be fun!


Apparently excessive drooling can short out a keyboard.

/a new one....you owe me
 
2010-01-22 11:36:59 AM  
cookiefleck: man_of_constant_sorrow: cookiefleck: dalovindj: RonEdwards:

I'll buy 'em for ya if you'll post pics of yourself wearin' 'em! ;-)

I was actually thinking about that...since evryone is now complaining that my pic is too small, I'm thinking of doing another one in those kinda shorts wearing a Chargers Rivers Ringer T-shirt
doin the "hike" position...Might be fun!


I think you could definitely get some FARKer funded support for that. Remember... pics or it didn't happen.
 
2010-01-22 11:38:01 AM  
web.adblade.com
Do tell old boy, do tell.
 
2010-01-22 11:47:13 AM  
img716.imageshack.us

John Lithgow will do anything to prepare for a big roll, in this case a biopic of Large Marge.
 
2010-01-22 11:48:06 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: John Lithgow will do anything to prepare for a big roll, in this case a biopic of Large Marge.

Role, too!
 
2010-01-22 11:49:06 AM  
If she'd just smile then she'd be a little bit cute, in a been-there, done-that fark-the-world-and-all-its-inhabitants kindaway.
 
2010-01-22 11:57:56 AM  
The mugshot certainly explains the need for a beer run. Lots of beer needed. Stat!
 
2010-01-22 12:02:01 PM  
B-double E double R U-N beer run
B-double E double R U-N beer run
all we need is a ten and five-er,
a stolen car and an ugly driver.
B-double E double R U-N beer run
 
2010-01-22 12:03:02 PM  
lantawa: If she'd just smile then she'd be a little bit cute, in a been-there, done-that fark-the-world-and-all-its-inhabitants kindaway.

That look tells me she would kill you for a smoke, or just to make sure the rest of the "girls" know for certain who's biatch you really are.
 
2010-01-22 12:06:01 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2010-01-22 12:10:46 PM  
Mom?
www.seniorark.com
 
2010-01-22 12:16:49 PM  
woof!
 
2010-01-22 12:35:02 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-22 12:36:50 PM  
man_of_constant_sorrow: cookiefleck: man_of_constant_sorrow: cookiefleck: dalovindj: RonEdwards:

I'll buy 'em for ya if you'll post pics of yourself wearin' 'em! ;-)

I was actually thinking about that...since evryone is now complaining that my pic is too small, I'm thinking of doing another one in those kinda shorts wearing a Chargers Rivers Ringer T-shirt
doin the "hike" position...Might be fun!

Apparently excessive drooling can short out a keyboard.

/a new one....you owe me


Soon, probably in the summer, when i can work on my tan,lol!
 
2010-01-22 12:46:38 PM  
fta

Jones told authorities that she stole the car so she could get drugs.

It's unclear if she already has an attorney.


i'm thinking she probably didn't have an attorney.
 
2010-01-22 01:12:00 PM  
Man, that was like clicking on a Gorgor link...
 
2010-01-22 01:12:51 PM  
A mug shot AND a personal ad photo: Two birds. One stone. I applaud parsimony in all its forms.
 
2010-01-22 01:26:06 PM  
cookiefleck: man_of_constant_sorrow: cookiefleck: dalovindj: RonEdwards:

I'll buy 'em for ya if you'll post pics of yourself wearin' 'em! ;-)

I was actually thinking about that...since evryone is now complaining that my pic is too small, I'm thinking of doing another one in those kinda shorts wearing a Chargers Rivers Ringer T-shirt
doin the "hike" position...Might be fun!


Suuuuuure you will.
 
2010-01-22 01:29:55 PM  
stpickrell: cookiefleck: man_of_constant_sorrow: cookiefleck: dalovindj: RonEdwards:

I'll buy 'em for ya if you'll post pics of yourself wearin' 'em! ;-)

I was actually thinking about that...since evryone is now complaining that my pic is too small, I'm thinking of doing another one in those kinda shorts wearing a Chargers Rivers Ringer T-shirt
doin the "hike" position...Might be fun!

Suuuuuure you will.


Is that a challenge?
 
2010-01-22 01:32:19 PM  
cookiefleck: man_of_constant_sorrow: cookiefleck: man_of_constant_sorrow: cookiefleck: dalovindj: RonEdwards:

I'll buy 'em for ya if you'll post pics of yourself wearin' 'em! ;-)

I was actually thinking about that...since evryone is now complaining that my pic is too small, I'm thinking of doing another one in those kinda shorts wearing a Chargers Rivers Ringer T-shirt
doin the "hike" position...Might be fun!

Apparently excessive drooling can short out a keyboard.

/a new one....you owe me

Soon, probably in the summer, when i can work on my tan,lol!


I would certainly sponsor this...
 
2010-01-22 01:32:46 PM  
Theresa Jones??? Holy Carp!!! That's my wife's name. Wifey spells it without the "h".
 
2010-01-22 01:37:03 PM  
cookiefleck: stpickrell: cookiefleck: man_of_constant_sorrow: cookiefleck: dalovindj: RonEdwards:

I'll buy 'em for ya if you'll post pics of yourself wearin' 'em! ;-)

I was actually thinking about that...since evryone is now complaining that my pic is too small, I'm thinking of doing another one in those kinda shorts wearing a Chargers Rivers Ringer T-shirt
doin the "hike" position...Might be fun!

Suuuuuure you will.

Is that a challenge?


No, just my belief you're offering to do this as a mild flirtation to the male Farkers here and have no real interest in doing this.
 
2010-01-22 01:45:58 PM  
stpickrell: cookiefleck: stpickrell: cookiefleck: man_of_constant_sorrow: cookiefleck: dalovindj: RonEdwards:

I'll buy 'em for ya if you'll post pics of yourself wearin' 'em! ;-)

I was actually thinking about that...since evryone is now complaining that my pic is too small, I'm thinking of doing another one in those kinda shorts wearing a Chargers Rivers Ringer T-shirt
doin the "hike" position...Might be fun!

Suuuuuure you will.

Is that a challenge?

No, just my belief you're offering to do this as a mild flirtation to the male Farkers here and have no real interest in doing this.


Oh, I was planning on doin it, im not going to show ass or anything (maybe a little bit of cheek, given the shorts) but yeah, Im goin to.
 
2010-01-22 01:52:51 PM  
img716.imageshack.us

Knows tricks fore and aft that will have you melting like butter


/hotlinked from the last poor 'tard
 
2010-01-22 01:58:55 PM  
Another reason to stay home and masterbate.
 
2010-01-22 02:00:22 PM  
Pocket_Fisherman: My heart breaks to think you are in prison, my dearest love. How I yearn for your angry stare, your raspy voice, your hands to touch like a leather glove.

I have spoken with my dentist and he tells me it would only take two weeks for a set of dentures, shiny and new, so you won't have to gum your food like you do.

I have a reservation at the motel 6, and I'll be there I promise, no tricks.

Yours forever my prison dove.
Pocket_Fisherman


Mind if I borrow that?
 
2010-01-22 02:07:51 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: John Lithgow will do anything to prepare for a big roll, in this case a biopic of Large Marge.

Came here to say this.

/It's already over..
 
2010-01-22 02:28:25 PM  
stpickrell: cookiefleck: stpickrell: cookiefleck: man_of_constant_sorrow: cookiefleck: dalovindj: RonEdwards:

I'll buy 'em for ya if you'll post pics of yourself wearin' 'em! ;-)

I was actually thinking about that...since evryone is now complaining that my pic is too small, I'm thinking of doing another one in those kinda shorts wearing a Chargers Rivers Ringer T-shirt
doin the "hike" position...Might be fun!

Suuuuuure you will.

Is that a challenge?

No, just my belief you're offering to do this as a mild flirtation to the male Farkers here and have no real interest in doing this.


It is funny how many think it's a big deal to talk to a chick, even if it is on the internet. Don't get me wrong cookiefleck, you are cute and all, and I am not saying you are to blame but it still makes me laugh. "Oh, some random girl I will never actually meet is going to buy shorts and take a picture on the internet. I can't miss that!!!"


I wonder what types of promises the chud in TFA had to make in order to keep a pen-pal past the first pic exchange.

*shudder*
 
2010-01-22 02:30:41 PM  
Can I borrow a feeling?
 
2010-01-22 02:38:55 PM  
She looks like my ball sack but with eyes, nose and mouth.
 
2010-01-22 03:02:50 PM  
One order of eye bleach please
 
2010-01-22 03:10:47 PM  
Is her name "Fisty"?

/it's Biblical
 
2010-01-22 03:10:59 PM  
How did her pussy smell?
http://tinyurl.com/ya3kaxz
(copy and paste)
 
2010-01-22 03:17:31 PM  
cookiefleck 2010-01-22 01:29:55 PM
stpickrell: cookiefleck: man_of_constant_sorrow: cookiefleck: dalovindj: RonEdwards:

I'll buy 'em for ya if you'll post pics of yourself wearin' 'em! ;-)

I was actually thinking about that...since evryone is now complaining that my pic is too small, I'm thinking of doing another one in those kinda shorts wearing a Chargers Rivers Ringer T-shirt
doin the "hike" position...Might be fun!

Suuuuuure you will.

Is that a challenge?
image.spreadshirt.com

/EIP
 
2010-01-22 03:21:53 PM  
mms.tvland.com
 
2010-01-22 03:26:55 PM  
So much fail in TFA.
OTOH, she's my age and goddamn I feel pretty!
 
2010-01-22 04:01:07 PM  
Woah!! Not even after years in prison. No way. Do not want.
 
2010-01-22 04:57:13 PM  
Ah yes, New Port Richey. It borders the town I live in. Way too many women around here look like that, but the whole area leans pretty redneck, so its to be expected. Lots of rednecks, old people, unskilled laborers, meth heads, etc. It was starting to improve and expand until the economy dumped.

Lots of slutty trailer park teens, if thats your thing.
 
2010-01-22 05:14:48 PM  
Sultan Of Herf: Ah yes, New Port Richey. It borders the town I live in. Way too many women around here look like that, but the whole area leans pretty redneck, so its to be expected. Lots of rednecks, old people, unskilled laborers, meth heads, etc. It was starting to improve and expand until the economy dumped.

Lots of slutty trailer park teens, if thats your thing.


Pics please?
 
2010-01-22 06:07:13 PM  
Looks like the face of rabies...
 
2010-01-22 06:13:17 PM  
Sad. The pen pal was probably some lonely old man and now he gets to feel lonely AND foolish. :(
 
2010-01-22 07:45:41 PM  
why did I click on that?

/burning retinas with laser pointer as we speak
 
2010-01-22 11:24:44 PM  
docs.google.com
 
2010-01-22 11:54:23 PM  
Seriously...If your penis leads you into that, isn't it time to cut it off?
 
2010-01-23 02:30:08 AM  
One can only hope that he let her drive off to avoid sex. "Baby I would love to fark you till you are bowlegged but I have no beer. I will need at least a pony keg. Go get me some and we will get it on."

Imagine his relief when the car failed to be returned.
 
2010-01-23 05:05:53 PM  
Hey, at least this "penpal" has an actual vagina, unlike the internet penpals that ripped off some guys in a fark story a couple of days ago. Maybe it's that kind of honesty that made him trust her so.
 
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