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(LBC 97.3)   Farkers take note: If your female prison pen pal meets you at a motel room and wants to borrow your car to go on a beer run on her first day out of the pokey, she may be up to something. With mug shot goodness   (wtsp.com) divider line 114
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2010-01-22 08:44:28 AM
I need to see a picture of the man in order to complete my opinion. I'm feeling some certainty that, for the sort of fellow who picks up women by writing them letters in jail, the one in the photo is probably a solid 8 or 9 on his personal scale. It's all relative.
 
2010-01-22 09:18:31 AM
I'm sure she has a wonderful personality. The kind of personality that you'd find in jail and stealing your car. (mutually exclusive events)

At what point does one say "No thanks, I'll stick with 'net porn" or "GOD NO!, I'd rather cut off my penis"?
 
2010-01-22 09:29:22 AM
I take no responsibility for that.
 
2010-01-22 09:46:23 AM
Sweet zombie Jesus!! The years have not been kind to that one...
 
2010-01-22 09:47:21 AM
Dating Lawrence Tierney in a used Bettie Page wig was a lot more acceptable to do before he died.
 
2010-01-22 10:36:48 AM
Whoa. She must write one hell of a postcard.
 
2010-01-22 10:37:01 AM
Don't I know it. I swear I am not falling for that a sixth time.
 
2010-01-22 10:38:00 AM
www.sneeko.net

nothing, I have
 
2010-01-22 10:38:34 AM
That picture in no way represents 'goodness'. Mug shot or otherwise.

Kill it with fire, bullet to the head (which you should then remove and bury seperate from the body, then nuke it from orbit.

\only way to be sure
\\don't call me Shirly
 
2010-01-22 10:39:22 AM
FTA: Theresa Jones faces charges of grand theft of a motor vehicle, cocaine possession and two counts of possession of drug paraphernalia.

Now that's how you celebrate getting out of prison!
 
2010-01-22 10:41:58 AM
"It's all relative."

Yeah, I'm expecting they are related too, and he looks just like her, maybe with less hair.
 
2010-01-22 10:42:19 AM
Pam? Is that you?
 
2010-01-22 10:42:27 AM
I can taste a little bit of vomit.
 
2010-01-22 10:42:53 AM
Jesus H. Christ, I thought I had low standards. Yikes.
 
2010-01-22 10:42:55 AM
googleads.g.doubleclick.net

came in to shout obscenities and things about DIAF, then saw this on the sidepanel... began to fap
 
2010-01-22 10:43:29 AM
i409.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-22 10:43:57 AM
I don't care what kind of car he lost in this deal but man-oh-man, was it worth it.
 
2010-01-22 10:44:45 AM
RonEdwards: came in to shout obscenities and things about DIAF, then saw this on the sidepanel... began to fap

That there is an awesome shirt. Girl is cute too.
 
2010-01-22 10:45:19 AM
i190.photobucket.com
squidtv.files.wordpress.com
cdn0.knowyourmeme.com
 
2010-01-22 10:46:09 AM
RonEdwards: came in to shout obscenities and things about DIAF, then saw this on the sidepanel... began to fap

Ahh, Al Bundy's high school football jersey. Never doubt a man who played high school football. They are capable of anything.

\impossible is nothing
 
2010-01-22 10:46:11 AM
fireclown: RonEdwards: came in to shout obscenities and things about DIAF, then saw this on the sidepanel... began to fap

That there is an awesome shirt. Girl is cute too.


huh? shirt? oh... yeah, I guess it is a t-shirt ad. I did not notice.
 
2010-01-22 10:46:52 AM
mugshot goodness

Uh...No. That mugshot is more like a gorgor link.
 
2010-01-22 10:47:21 AM
i48.tinypic.com

Speaking of which, my incarcerated penpal (Rimone the Sungoddess) scared me with "her" latest picture updates.
 
2010-01-22 10:47:23 AM
I don't think I would hit it....her knees look a bit sharp.

/among other things
 
2010-01-22 10:48:10 AM
Gah! How desperate do you have to be to start a prison relationship with somebody like that.
 
2010-01-22 10:48:53 AM
Pen-pal with a female prison inmate.

What could possibly go wrong?

Where is your sense of adventure, Fark?!

/famous last words
 
2010-01-22 10:49:02 AM
UberDave: Sweet zombie Jesus!! The years have not been kind to that one...

I was thinking you'd have to be really desperate to go after a prison wrench, then I saw her picture and

i92.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-22 10:49:05 AM
www.roflcat.com
 
2010-01-22 10:49:14 AM
sungoddess = slumgoddess
 
2010-01-22 10:49:49 AM
MOM?!
 
2010-01-22 10:49:56 AM
tuna fingers: Speaking of which, my incarcerated penpal (Rimone the Sungoddess Slumgoddess) scared me with "her" latest picture updates.

FTFY and now it makes more sense.

and I fear that Sin_City_Superhero has sounded the call for gorgor for which we will all soon suffer...

/because we can't not look...
//we've all tried and failed
 
2010-01-22 10:50:33 AM
If I just met my prison pen pal at a motel room after her first day out and she looked like that, a beer run would be the LEAST she could do.

/would never have a prison pen pal
 
2010-01-22 10:50:44 AM
tuna fingers: Speaking of which, my incarcerated penpal (Rimone the Sungoddess) scared me with "her" latest picture updates.

Pretty nice background for a prison.
 
2010-01-22 10:52:16 AM
Latinwolf: tuna fingers: Speaking of which, my incarcerated penpal (Rimone the Sungoddess) scared me with "her" latest picture updates.

Pretty nice background for a prison.


Find your own penpal, asshole!
 
2010-01-22 10:52:16 AM
RonEdwards: came in to shout obscenities and things about DIAF, then saw this on the sidepanel... began to fap

Dammit ... this is the side panel ad I got ...

googleads.g.doubleclick.net

Curse you, subby. Curse you right in your ear!

/do not want
//KIAF
///blah blah blah
 
2010-01-22 10:52:33 AM
dalovindj: RonEdwards:
Ahh, Al Bundy's high school football jersey. Never doubt a man who played high school football. They are capable of anything.

\impossible is nothing


I actually need a pair of shorts like that...Gotta go shopping soon.
 
2010-01-22 10:52:51 AM
Are we sure the penpal was a "he" ?
 
2010-01-22 10:52:58 AM
Pocket Ninja: I need to see a picture of the man in order to complete my opinion. I'm feeling some certainty that, for the sort of fellow who picks up women by writing them letters in jail, the one in the photo is probably a solid 8 or 9 on his personal scale. It's all relative.

Pic of the man:
www.zap2it.com
 
2010-01-22 10:53:15 AM
RonEdwards: came in to shout obscenities and things about DIAF, then saw this on the sidepanel... began to fap

Damn, I long for the days when a semi-hot chick would induce a woody. After 20 years of internet pron I don't get a stirring unless it involves 2 girls, a guy, a midget, a goat and several objects not intended for insertion being inserted into orifices.
 
2010-01-22 10:53:35 AM
Man alive she has the ugly. I mean her face.....it's...terrible.
 
2010-01-22 10:53:58 AM
7.media.tumblr.com
 
2010-01-22 10:54:40 AM
NightOwl2255: RonEdwards: came in to shout obscenities and things about DIAF, then saw this on the sidepanel... began to fap

Damn, I long for the days when a semi-hot chick would induce a woody. After 20 years of internet pron I don't get a stirring unless it involves 2 girls, a guy, a midget, a goat and several objects not intended for insertion being inserted into orifices.


I agree. I know I will catch shiat for this but I have seen too much porn.
 
2010-01-22 10:55:15 AM
web.adblade.com
 
2010-01-22 10:56:48 AM
My dick just retracted inside of my body.
 
2010-01-22 10:57:02 AM
Maybe she's just a butter face...
 
2010-01-22 10:58:27 AM
jst3p: I have seen too much porn.

Is that even possible?
 
2010-01-22 10:58:43 AM
cookiefleck: dalovindj: RonEdwards:
Ahh, Al Bundy's high school football jersey. Never doubt a man who played high school football. They are capable of anything.

\impossible is nothing

I actually need a pair of shorts like that...Gotta go shopping soon.


I'll buy 'em for ya if you'll post pics of yourself wearin' 'em! ;-)
 
2010-01-22 11:00:48 AM
cookiefleck: I actually need a pair of shorts like that...Gotta go shopping soon.

Just let me know if you need any help with that. I'm an expert in women wearing those type of shorts and can instantly judge the relative contribution to overall hitability. An un-biased professional opinion, at your service.
___


moralpanic: Gah! How desperate do you have to be to start a prison relationship with somebody like that.

Sometimes the result can be better:

blog.lehighvalleylive.com
Sure, she get's on drunk binge and dies because of her prison husband's antics, but they were very entertaining until then. . .
 
2010-01-22 11:01:59 AM
dstanley: jst3p: I have seen too much porn.

Is that even possible?


In a past relationship she asked me to give up porn because it made her feel insecure. In exchange she offered to be there for me pretty much anytime (within reason).

I hate to admit it but as good as the sex was before, it was even better after.
 
2010-01-22 11:02:10 AM
Obvioulsy the whole rehabilitation thing is not working for her
 
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