feckingmorons: While that is great, it is concerning that he needed instructions on how to hold a cloth on a bleeding wound and splint a fracture. There are just some things that should be innate.
sparkeyjames: You know because like god wanted to kill all those other 200,000 people for no reason but wanted you to live cause like you have an iPhone and kids.
Megain: he wrapped the app around the wound?
tallguywithglasseson: Don't these kinds of stories usually mention whether or not the person resorted to drinking their own urine?
NewportBarGuy: God has an app for that.
itazurakko: sparkeyjames: You know because like god wanted to kill all those other 200,000 people for no reason but wanted you to live cause like you have an iPhone and kids.Bingo. That's what bugs me about the "it's a miracle! God saved me!" talk right there in the midst of whatever disaster it is while the relatives of those who didn't make it are all there to hear.
Nontentional: So what app?!? (seriously, I'm interested)
Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: I can't even get service in my house, and he can get it buried under rubble in a decimated city?
evoke: You were saved farked by the French, not God.
AntonSzandorLaVey: iSurvived/there's an app for that
blowfish2000: writing note to sons when death imminent=sappy? As in, a corny, inappropriate gesture? Like those saps who phoned their loved ones from the 9-11 flights?
INeedAName: As soon as I saw the guy mentioned God, I knew this thread would be a total flame.Can't you people just allow other people to have beliefs different from your own? Isn't that what most of you are rambling about in the first place, that Christians oppress you?FARK is just as intolerant as any where else it seems, even though you all preach individual rights.The website of peace, my arse!
Sun God: I'll bet he has a blog.
GungFu: And yeah, sure people can believe what they want, but there are some farking serious questions totally ignored by the 'Thanks To God I'm Alive' crowd. That is not only insulting beyond belief, but totally and utterly selfish. As such, they should really keep their farking mouths shut in public, especially when there's so many who God didn't decide to farking help. Assholes.
Jimmy Boarfett: I'm just impressed he got a signal. That thing is a paperweight in high density areas, especially on the web.
sparkeyjames: argh raging not ragging. Crap I messed up a good one.
doglover: What app?
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