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(Philly.com)   TSA agent: I found cocaine in your bag. Just kidding, I planted it. Have a nice day   (philly.com) divider line 235
    More: Asinine, Just kidding, TSA, plastic bags, Center City, kidding, Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution, Ann Davis, security officers  
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2010-01-21 03:07:05 PM  
Lawyer up, baby. Sue the living shiat out of everything and everyone in sight.

We MUST hold these clowns accountable.
 
2010-01-21 03:24:18 PM  
Rain-Monkey: Lawyer up, baby. Sue the living shiat out of everything and everyone in sight.

We MUST hold these clowns accountable.


Remember this story, next time someone mentions allowing TSA employees to form a union.
 
2010-01-21 03:38:29 PM  
Rain-Monkey: Lawyer up, baby. Sue the living shiat out of everything and everyone in sight.

We MUST hold these clowns accountable.


The fundamental problem is that "these clowns" WON'T be held accountable. They work for the government. If you sue the TSA, you're just suing the government. The individual TSA agent is effectively protected and can't really be sued for his actions.

And remember if/when the TSA loses the suit you and I are the ones that are paying this off.
 
2010-01-21 07:40:27 PM  
Has anyone mentioned yet that the women this was done to is hot, and that they'd like to hit it? Perhaps by phrasing it in such a way as to be a play on the events that took place?

If not, I would like to.
 
2010-01-21 07:45:55 PM  
Weaver95: Remember this story, next time someone mentions allowing TSA employees to form a union.fark that, let them form a union.

Then put it on a spaceship headed for the Sun with the rest of the useless douchebags.

I know, I know. Then we'd all be wiped out by unsanitary phones.

I guess what I'm saying is the TSA sucks and should go to hell. Fu*kbags.
 
2010-01-21 07:46:10 PM  
ShawnDoc: Has anyone mentioned yet that the women this was done to is hot, and that they'd like to hit it? Perhaps by phrasing it in such a way as to be a play on the events that took place?

If not, I would like to.


I'd snort planted coke off her tits?
 
2010-01-21 07:47:25 PM  
ShawnDoc: Has anyone mentioned yet that the women this was done to is hot, and that they'd like to hit it? Perhaps by phrasing it in such a way as to be a play on the events that took place?

If not, I would like to.


Go for it. Grab my closing tag, if you happen to see it, too.
 
2010-01-21 08:01:44 PM  
I'll bet the TSA agent wouldn't have pulled that "joke" on a middle-aged business man.
I hope her lawyer dad sues the airport, airline and the TSA for planting drugs on his daughter...for laughs.
 
2010-01-21 08:21:58 PM  
kcimprov.com

*Offer void for TSA employees.
 
2010-01-21 08:22:04 PM  
I'd strip search her.

/every orifice.
 
2010-01-21 08:22:13 PM  
ShawnDoc: Has anyone mentioned yet that the women this was done to is hot, and that they'd like to hit it? Perhaps by phrasing it in such a way as to be a play on the events that took place?

If not, I would like to.


She's pretty cute, face-wise. I'd like to see more of her for further masturbation evaluation.
 
2010-01-21 08:22:19 PM  
The only exceptional part of this story is the fact that he was making a joke instead of using it to steal from her.
 
2010-01-21 08:22:24 PM  
I am not a violent man but I would very much like to punch that TSA agent in the neck. With a baseball bat.
 
2010-01-21 08:22:51 PM  
"It was such a violation," the Wynnewood native told me by phone. "I'd come early. I'd done everything right. And they were kidding about it."


I'd come early, too, if I violated her.
 
2010-01-21 08:23:18 PM  
(Im)Planted?

/cutie
 
2010-01-21 08:23:20 PM  
The story says the TSA dolt got fired. Wow, something actually happened to one of these morons.
 
Byn
2010-01-21 08:23:48 PM  
Wow, she held up far better than I would have! I would have puked on my shoes right there. Thank god she had a witness.
 
2010-01-21 08:24:03 PM  
www.fthe.net
 
2010-01-21 08:24:13 PM  
ichiban: I am not a violent man but I would very much like to punch that TSA agent in the neck. With a baseball bat.

How do you punch with a baseball bat?
 
2010-01-21 08:26:05 PM  
Didn't this also happen in Japan just the other day?
 
2010-01-21 08:26:47 PM  
cdn0.knowyourmeme.com
/hot
 
2010-01-21 08:27:22 PM  
Prank Call of Cthulhu: *Offer void for TSA employees.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

She must not have had any expensive electronics to steal.

/Perfect FARK handle for this story, btw.
 
2010-01-21 08:28:06 PM  
*snore*
http://tinyurl.com/ylfxssy
(copy and paste)
 
2010-01-21 08:28:42 PM  
Golden


FTA:

Maybe he's been punished enough. That Solomon's father, Jeffrey, is a Center City litigator might mean this story isn't over.


Ooohhh shiat messed with the wrong biatch
 
2010-01-21 08:31:07 PM  
media.philly.com

The folds on her neck says, "I'm large from here down".

/just sayin
 
2010-01-21 08:31:11 PM  
I would have used her as a bag and shot her full of white liquid.

penis

that is all
 
2010-01-21 08:32:06 PM  
I'd like to see her landing strip.
 
2010-01-21 08:32:54 PM  
i517.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-21 08:33:02 PM  
You said bomb!
 
2010-01-21 08:33:40 PM  
Looks hot but I reserve judgment till I see the whole picture
 
2010-01-21 08:33:45 PM  
Can *I* sue somebody over this?

Is it possible for us to stop the "I'll go along with anything as long as my snowflakes are safe!" mentality BEFORE we really do incinerate the ideals of all those dudes from the history books I ignored?

How about now?
 
2010-01-21 08:34:27 PM  
I dread something like this happening to me in some place like Malaysia, even if they are "just kidding"
 
2010-01-21 08:34:31 PM  
WTFDYW: The folds on her neck says, "I'm large from here down".

let us explore that theory and see if she's on facebook or myspace.
 
2010-01-21 08:35:22 PM  
ShawnDoc: Has anyone mentioned yet that the women this was done to is hot, and that they'd like to hit it? Perhaps by phrasing it in such a way as to be a play on the events that took place?

If not, I would like to.


I'd wave my wand between her legs.
 
2010-01-21 08:35:34 PM  
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yhfjd5o
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2010-01-21 08:35:55 PM  
moops: WTFDYW: The folds on her neck says, "I'm large from here down".

let us explore that theory and see if she's on facebook or myspace.


Yeah, I wonder how may Rebecca Solomans there are.
 
2010-01-21 08:40:56 PM  
Shostie: ichiban: I am not a violent man but I would very much like to punch that TSA agent in the neck. With a baseball bat.

How do you punch with a baseball bat?


Like about 1:13 into here.
 
2010-01-21 08:41:56 PM  
It would have been funnier if she had a bomb in her bag and the TSA guy was laughing so hard at his joke that he missed it and just waved her through.

/it really wouldn't
 
2010-01-21 08:42:27 PM  
gorgor: APPROVES

http://tinyurl.com/yhfjd5o
(copy and paste, NSFW)


You magnificent bastard!
 
2010-01-21 08:42:37 PM  
I have my lawyer on speed-dial for just such an occasion. And I'd let the TSAssclown hear me make the call.
 
2010-01-21 08:43:04 PM  
If that happened to me, I'd punch him in the face, to make sure he had a nice bloody nose to match his cocaine.
 
2010-01-21 08:44:07 PM  
Rain-Monkey: Lawyer up, baby. Sue the living shiat out of everything and everyone in sight.

We MUST hold these clowns accountable.


I hope that you are suggesting monetary compensation. Get the prick fired sure, hold the TSAsshats accountable, but don't make the taxpayers give her money.
 
2010-01-21 08:44:14 PM  
WTFDYW: The folds on her neck says, "I'm large from here down".

/just sayin


Am I the only one who farking hates those glasses that everybody seems to be wearing?

Panty Sniffer: Yeah, I wonder how may Rebecca Solomans there are.

178 results on facebook
 
2010-01-21 08:46:35 PM  
She reminds me a little of Eva Angelina

media.philly.com

img22.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-21 08:48:03 PM  
Qatmandu: I have my lawyer on speed-dial for just such an occasion. And I'd let the TSAssclown hear me make the call.

They're holding onto your cell phone. "Do you want to fly today, sir?"
 
2010-01-21 08:49:07 PM  
I am sure Americans will travel more securely with people of this calibre protecting them.
 
2010-01-21 08:51:08 PM  
Most of the TSAssclowns in Philly are black. The article makes a point of not indicating his race. They tend to do that with minorities.

/wonders what the odds are...
 
2010-01-21 08:51:42 PM  
offacue: WTFDYW: The folds on her neck says, "I'm large from here down".

/just sayin

Am I the only one who farking hates those glasses that everybody seems to be wearing?


No, I actually like the glasses. However, the people that wear them tend to believe that they are more enlightened and more sophisticated than they really are. In short, mostly opinionated douchies wear them.
 
2010-01-21 08:53:49 PM  
offacue:
Am I the only one who farking hates those glasses that everybody seems to be wearing?


Nope. In fact, I've put off getting new glasses out of fear that those ugly things will be all that are offered.
 
2010-01-21 08:55:22 PM  
Pay the Man: Most of the TSAssclowns in Philly are black. The article makes a point of not indicating his race. They tend to do that with minorities.

/wonders what the odds are...


...yet race is ALWAYS mentioned when people are white.
 
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