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(National Geographic)   Today's Fark-ready headline: Flashier great tits produce stronger sperm   (news.nationalgeographic.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, sperm, Fabrice Helfenstein, high quality, infertility, National Geographic, offspring, University of Bern  
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2010-01-21 06:08:11 PM  

rebelyell2006: The-Brain: This will likely turn out to be the most SFW tits thread ever...

Link didn't work. I'll try another.

Another (nsfw)


That's gay...
/NTTAWWT
 
2010-01-21 06:14:29 PM  
Skeet, Skeet!
 
2010-01-21 06:43:19 PM  
A mod needs to rename this "Gorgor's collection of copy & paste links". :(
 
2010-01-21 06:44:26 PM  

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ye3zdkp
(copy and paste, NSFW)


WHAT THE FARK !!??
 
2010-01-21 06:49:00 PM  
16.media.tumblr.com

/oblig
 
2010-01-21 06:55:18 PM  

lukelightning: Tits, boobies, woodcock, oxpecker.

Birds are funny.


You bustard!
 
2010-01-21 06:55:37 PM  

Beerguy: http://tinyurl.com/ye3zdkp


I believe that was the basis for the phrase "Dick-Sh*tting Nipples".

/Just kidding, it's a fluffy kitty mauling a slipper!
 
2010-01-21 06:57:44 PM  
You had me at Flashier Tits!
 
2010-01-21 07:05:19 PM  
mmmmmmmm, BIE


/EIP
 
2010-01-21 07:09:30 PM  

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ye3zdkp
(copy and paste, NSFW)


What the fark is wrong with Japan?
 
2010-01-21 07:31:21 PM  
Stay classy, NatGeo.
 
2010-01-21 07:37:27 PM  
Gorgor has really unleashed the old shock and awe on us today.
 
2010-01-21 07:43:48 PM  

eas81: What young tits might look like:


Dude they're 12....days old.
 
2010-01-21 07:59:33 PM  

genner: eas81: What young tits might look like:

Dude they're 12....days old.


You'd think they'd be bigger
:p
 
2010-01-21 08:21:51 PM  
HMS_Blinkin: Gorgor has really unleashed the old shock and awe on us today.

*shakes tiny cane*
 
2010-01-21 08:27:12 PM  
Gorgor has reached new Heights (lows) today. I say we nominate him for a Farkie Award.
 
2010-01-21 08:27:32 PM  

eraser8: gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ye3zdkp
(copy and paste, NSFW)

What the fark is wrong with Japan?


Holy moly! I'm gonna have nightmares from that
 
2010-01-21 08:29:45 PM  

Excen: Beerguy: http://tinyurl.com/ye3zdkp

I believe that was the basis for the phrase "Dick-Sh*tting Nipples".

/Just kidding, it's a fluffy kitty mauling a slipper!


Holy shiatting dick nipples (nSFw)
 
2010-01-21 08:42:15 PM  

gorgor: FLASH
http://tinyurl.com/ygvmubf
(copy and paste, NSFW)


man, what i wouldnt do to get my hands on that camera
 
2010-01-21 08:43:18 PM  

I_Should_Be_Working_Right_Now: gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yb8phze

Dude...


It's a 'shoop. Get over it.

/At least I sure as hell hope so
 
2010-01-21 08:55:11 PM  

sgnilward: I_Should_Be_Working_Right_Now: gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yb8phze

Dude...

It's a 'shoop. Get over it.

/At least I sure as hell hope so


This however,

http://tinyurl.com/7qg3ko (NSFW)

Is not.

/ctrl-c ctrl-t ctrl-v
NSFL
 
2010-01-21 09:04:23 PM  
gogor is working overtime.
 
2010-01-21 09:11:14 PM  
This thread has me very confused
 
2010-01-21 09:27:36 PM  
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yzoto7n
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2010-01-21 09:32:22 PM  

stickintehmud: This thread has me very confused


This thread killed my inner child.
 
2010-01-21 09:33:22 PM  
Male great tits with brighter breasts

www.thefishingoddess.com
 
2010-01-21 09:37:35 PM  
Boooo! NatGeo changed their headline...
 
2010-01-21 09:54:19 PM  
Well, National Geographic has been where thirteen-year-olds go to see tits for at least a half a century.
 
2010-01-21 10:04:16 PM  
Five Minute Standup: Well, National Geographic has been where thirteen-year-olds go to see tits for at least a half a century.

APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/y9g5sle
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2010-01-21 10:06:27 PM  
MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP!!!
 
2010-01-21 10:33:39 PM  
Gorgor has officially destroyed this thread! Well done sir!
 
ecl
2010-01-21 11:04:46 PM  
well played gorgor... well played...
 
2010-01-21 11:06:23 PM  
Ahahahahaha, I'm laughing so hard I'm about to cry, repulsed, intrigued, and mildly ashamed. This thread delivers!

/really wish I hadn't clicked while eating, I almost choked.
 
2010-01-21 11:41:57 PM  
dammit, now I'm tempted to...
 
2010-01-21 11:55:01 PM  
none of those was that bad
 
2010-01-22 12:14:17 AM  

medius: none of those was that bad


Don't challenge gorgor...
Please.

Please (for my sake... I always look at the links he posts).
 
2010-01-22 12:17:07 AM  
Do not look directly into the gorgor.
 
2010-01-22 12:39:06 AM  
I just...can't...click...another gorgor link

...clicks link....

gorgor: Five Minute Standup: Well, National Geographic has been where thirteen-year-olds go to see tits for at least a half a century.

APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/y9g5sle
(copy and paste, NSFW)


how can you ruin tits for me?
 
2010-01-22 12:53:38 AM  
Cum Pow?
http://tinyurl.com/yfoeo4c
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2010-01-22 05:31:23 AM  
Gorgor, you're going to use up all those tiny urls ! Look what you're doing - they're already at 'y' - thanks to you !
 
2010-01-22 12:06:41 PM  

kill the umpire: someguy945: kill the umpire: someguy945: Dear Subby,

It's not a Fark-ready headline if you had to modify it before posting it.

lolwut? Must not have read the same story I did; headlines are identical.

/not submitter

The article's actual headline is "Flashier Great Tit Birds Produce Stronger Sperm"

Definitely not identical.

Man, I knew I should have done a screen cap when I wrote that comment, because I went before I wrote it and looked again, and they were identical (must have been a cached version). They've inserted the word "bird" since original publication. Probably because of this link.

Behold, the power of Fark...


That is correct. When I submitted this, the word "birds" wasn't in the headline.

Because it amuses me, I am just going to assume you're correct and take credit for NG deciding to change it.
 
2010-01-22 01:01:27 PM  

x_kansas_x: how can you ruin tits for me?


lemme guess...lotus seed pod shoop?
 
2010-01-22 01:01:36 PM  
I caught the original as well.

Fark: More influential than NatGeo
 
2010-01-22 03:07:45 PM  

Bagelox-99: x_kansas_x: how can you ruin tits for me?

lemme guess...lotus seed pod shoop?


strangely enough, not that one

that would've been a good one, though
 
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