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(Showtime)   Season 3 of Secret Diary of a Call Girl is out, featuring the girl you love to watch sexing it up. No, not her. Not her, either. This one. (Sponsored link)   (sho.com) divider line 66
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2010-01-21 09:10:10 AM
I have to admit it was kinda weird watching her boink the doctor.
 
2010-01-21 09:19:28 AM
did they really need to add the word "secret" to the title? aren't most diaries "secret?" (samuel pepys' diary aside)
 
2010-01-21 10:06:38 AM
FlashHarry: did they really need to add the word "secret" to the title? aren't most diaries "secret?" (samuel pepys' diary aside)

And if it's on TV it's hardly secret.
 
2010-01-21 10:40:32 AM
In the interest of reminding us why this is ultimately a good thing, here
is a video of Billie Piper guesting on TOP GEAR (new window).
 
2010-01-21 01:01:39 PM
Who is that? ET's sister?
 
2010-01-21 01:05:09 PM
yakmans_dad: Who is that? ET's sister?

Cousin. But I'd still hit it.
 
2010-01-21 01:07:41 PM
If I absolutely had to watch something with a swine-nosed girl in it, I would have just put Kiss Kiss Bang Bang on again.

/ok, so I watched the first two seasons, bite me.
//And, no, Showtime, it's not that good.
 
2010-01-21 01:10:13 PM
Keywork99: Schrodinger's Petting Zoo: Only the British could take a show about sex and make it completely boring.

Pretty much.

Call me when season 4 of The Tudors starts airing.


What about having Billie Piper and Natalie Dormer having some intimate moments?

PLEASE????

/*fap*
 
2010-01-21 01:10:20 PM
Wait im confused. Is this chick really a whore? Is this a fictional show? I dont watch this crap.
 
2010-01-21 01:10:21 PM
mmmm Billie Piper... Rose is still the best companion.
 
2010-01-21 01:10:46 PM
Normally I think women look best with their natural hair color because it matches the rest of their coloring. Billie Piper, however, looks so much better as a blonde. She's kind of fark-blah with brown hair.
 
2010-01-21 01:10:56 PM
eas81: I CAN HAZ BILLIE PIPER THREAD WOOHOOO!!!



/There for your enjoyment.


In-sem-in-ate!

IN-SEM-IN-ATE!

IN-SEM-IN-ATE!
 
2010-01-21 01:10:58 PM
I'd hire it.
 
2010-01-21 01:13:28 PM
r3dshift8: mmmm Billie Piper... Rose is still the best companion.

Given my limited experience (1, 9, and 10), I'd say Donna Noble was the best unless by "best" you mean "most pulchritudinous".
 
2010-01-21 01:13:57 PM
Schrodinger's Petting Zoo: Only the British could take a show about sex and make it completely boring.

Get yourself an Ocarina.
 
2010-01-21 01:16:25 PM
Okay Obscurenamehere, you owe me a keyboard ...
 
2010-01-21 01:18:05 PM
my first thought, after seeing the site, was how many teachers were facebook friends of the show and how many would end up on fark during the next six months?
Maybe that would be a good pool for someone to start?

/don't have cable, it doesn't reach into Mom's basement.
 
2010-01-21 01:21:40 PM
jw124164: Okay Obscurenamehere, you owe me a keyboard ...

For the Billie Piper/Natalie Dormer fantasy, or, the 'Inseminate' joke?

Actually, I think I can make those two work togeth---- aaaah, there we go....
 
2010-01-21 01:25:11 PM
That's one ugly call girl.

Well at least they are keeping it real I guess.
 
2010-01-21 01:25:48 PM
Sir_Dude: my first thought, after seeing the site, was how many teachers were facebook friends of the show and how many would end up on fark during the next six months?
Maybe that would be a good pool for someone to start?

/don't have cable, it doesn't reach into Mom's basement.


cdn.buzznet.com
 
2010-01-21 01:25:59 PM
Yeah you Americans only go nuts for Piper because you didn't have live through this.
 
2010-01-21 01:26:49 PM
Show was even boring while fastforwarding to just watch the sexy parts.
 
2010-01-21 01:29:34 PM
Billie Piper is so freaking hot that I'm afraid to watch the show for fear of chafing.
 
dam
2010-01-21 01:30:23 PM
Schrodinger's Petting Zoo: Only the British could take a show about sex and make it completely boring.

What about Sex and the City? Boring as hell.

Oh wait, I'm told by the wife that show never had any sex, just a misleading name...my bad.

/even if it did have sex, it'd be beastiality
//Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse
 
2010-01-21 01:31:45 PM
ramen_for_all: ewww her face is scary.

Mr. Ramen loves to watch *this* woman:


Can someone clue me in on what this picture (Megan) has to do with the show or Billie??
 
2010-01-21 01:36:00 PM
Allons-y!

i86.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-21 01:36:45 PM
Billie Piper has a trannie face.

/just sayin'
 
2010-01-21 01:38:00 PM
Billie Piper gives me a great big "meh". Something about the voice or manner of speech that renders her unattractive. Didn't like her in Doctor Who at all.
 
2010-01-21 01:39:28 PM
So this is season 3. Is it on delay in the U.S. like the prior seasons? Last season they always had the promos for this amusing BBC show about the superheroes drinking at the bar- 'no powers' or something. Is that coming back as well?
 
2010-01-21 01:41:15 PM
Here's the Cliff notes:
1. Sucked
2. Farked
3. Profit!!!

/It's a wrap
 
2010-01-21 01:42:17 PM
dam: What about Sex and the City? Boring as hell.

Oh wait, I'm told by the wife that show never had any sex, just a misleading name...my bad.


lol, I remember when I watched an episode with my girlfriend. One the first things that I said "That short gay dude was on Stargate!"

bestuff.com

She was not amused.
 
2010-01-21 01:45:42 PM
ObscureNameHere: eas81: I CAN HAZ BILLIE PIPER THREAD WOOHOOO!!!



/There for your enjoyment.

In-sem-in-ate!

IN-SEM-IN-ATE!

IN-SEM-IN-ATE!


Ok, that's just plain farking funny right there. Thx for the lulz.
 
2010-01-21 01:52:51 PM
kicker_conspiracy: So this is season 3. Is it on delay in the U.S. like the prior seasons?

It's not being shown in the UK until the 28th, so the US is getting this first for some reason.
 
2010-01-21 01:55:49 PM
Foxhill: kicker_conspiracy: So this is season 3. Is it on delay in the U.S. like the prior seasons?

It's not being shown in the UK until the 28th, so the US is getting this first for some reason.


Actually, my mistake, that huge blurb on the showtime site is misleading as the first episode is not being shown in the US until Feb 2nd http://www.sho.com/site/secretdiary/schedule.do
 
2010-01-21 01:58:57 PM
I like it when she goes up to potential customers and says "Shine yo' shoes, Gov'nah?"
 
2010-01-21 02:04:39 PM
English women take to sex like a duck takes to golf.
 
2010-01-21 02:12:04 PM
Cool - I was wondering when the season was going to start or if there was even going to be another one.
 
2010-01-21 02:18:44 PM
Donald_McRonald: Billie Piper's weird looking. Hot, but weird-looking.

This.

Wifey doesn't much care for Piper, but can't quite put her finger on it. She thinks it has something to do with her mouth and tongue. She noticed that Piper uses it a lot when she's making faces - pressing it against her teeth, rolling it around... the Top Gear interview shows that. Personally, I like that, it's an endearing little trait. Wifey thinks that all the mouth activity appeals to men in a particular way... and I can't really argue with her when she points it out like that.
 
2010-01-21 02:55:24 PM
I don't think she's pretty at all, yet she does give me a boner.
I don't know.
 
2010-01-21 02:58:53 PM
The girl has something. My girlfriend agrees. I dont know what it is but its something and it makes me feel funny in my pants.
 
2010-01-21 03:13:38 PM
Is she still fat and toothy?
 
2010-01-21 03:41:43 PM
Captain Kibble: Yeah you Americans only go nuts for Piper because you didn't have live through this.

Spot ON!
 
2010-01-21 03:56:32 PM
She's kinda cute, but I think something about her face is... odd. I think it's the cheekbones. It's like the top half of her face doesn't match the bottom.
 
2010-01-21 04:26:06 PM
Captain Kibble: Yeah you Americans only go nuts for Piper because you didn't have live through this.

I can see how playing a tedious blogger whore was definitely a step up.
 
2010-01-21 04:34:52 PM
Season 3 already?
 
2010-01-21 04:40:02 PM
Does she get nekkid in this?
 
2010-01-21 05:52:51 PM
I've always thought Billie Piper had a monkey face.

But hey, after watching Before The Devil Knows You're Dead, I've discovered I'm seriously in lust with Marissa Tomei. The rest of you guys can have the young English monkey-face.

/It's really serious, I broke up with Jennifer Aniston!
 
2010-01-21 06:33:11 PM
I wasn't aware this had made it over to the states
 
2010-01-21 06:35:37 PM
Captain Kibble: Yeah you Americans only go nuts for Piper because you didn't have live through this.

I'd still hit it like the great ship titanic hitting the tardis
 
2010-01-21 07:02:32 PM
If it's not Rose and it's not Martha, who else can it be?
 
2010-01-21 07:05:06 PM
I was afraid to click that link Captain Kibble, and after clicking it I wished I hadn't. I had an ex-boyfriend who was obsessed with Piper and had her awful CD and tried to play it in the car during road trips. I never managed to get a hold of it, burn it or stomp it before we broke up, and that gives me a sad. And Dona for best.companion.ever.
I still have to watch the last 3 specials.
 
2010-01-21 07:29:57 PM
You are Borg: And Dona for bestworst.companion.ever.

Fixed that for you.

Towards the end, she is bearable, but then she reverts to her annoying self.
 
2010-01-21 07:40:19 PM
It's a show about a whore, but the dvd case showed her holding a bunch of shopping bags. I assume it's not geared toward guys.
 
2010-01-21 08:16:23 PM
bulok: This gets 3 seasons and Firefly had 1.

Farkin' hoopleheads.
 
2010-01-21 08:17:54 PM
Does she name names? Of the johns, that is.

Or, does she rate them on the ability to make her feel anything?

/DRTFA
 
2010-01-21 08:19:39 PM
Archfeld: Captain Kibble: Yeah you Americans only go nuts for Piper because you didn't have live through this.

Spot ON!


Honey to the bee, baby. Honey to the bee.
 
2010-01-21 08:29:20 PM
Billie Piper looks like she's smuggling acorns for the winter. She was the worst thing about the nuWho, making it the Rose and family show rather than being about the Doctor.

Martha was a great companion. Not an eye candy companion, but someone that was a great sparring (verbal) for the Doctor. I HATED Rose soooo much. I was glad when she left, but then she came back, then came back again, and again, and again. She's the Brett Favre of companions.
 
2010-01-21 08:47:27 PM
Thread needs more Billie
 
2010-01-21 09:12:02 PM
mjbok: Billie Piper looks like she's smuggling acorns for the winter. She was the worst thing about the nuWho, making it the Rose and family show rather than being about the Doctor.

Martha was a great companion. Not an eye candy companion, but someone that was a great sparring (verbal) for the Doctor. I HATED Rose soooo much. I was glad when she left, but then she came back, then came back again, and again, and again. She's the Brett Favre of companions.


You know how I know you're gay?
 
2010-01-21 09:17:30 PM
oregoncat: You know how I know you're gay?

Her mouth is farked up. If you can't see that you need glasses.
 
2010-01-21 09:24:20 PM
This show is actually pretty good. And it's based on the diary of an escort in London who went by the name of Belle. Lots of true stories to mine. I know true stories aren't everybody's deal (some prefer the totally unrealistic "24" or Desperate Housewives) but to each his own.

Oh and Billi Piper is smoking hot...
 
2010-01-21 10:44:54 PM
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2010-01-22 01:19:18 AM
mjbok: oregoncat: You know how I know you're gay?

Her mouth is farked up. If you can't see that you need glasses.


She is british. You just need to ignore the poor dental hygiene.
 
2010-01-22 03:10:22 PM
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2010-01-22 07:38:12 PM
mjbok: Martha was a great companion. Not an eye candy companion, but someone that was a great sparring (verbal) for the Doctor. I HATED Rose soooo much. I was glad when she left, but then she came back, then came back again, and again, and again. She's the Brett Favre of companions.

How many times did they kill off that Adric twit?
 
2010-01-24 10:32:22 PM
Poochner: mjbok: Martha was a great companion. Not an eye candy companion, but someone that was a great sparring (verbal) for the Doctor. I HATED Rose soooo much. I was glad when she left, but then she came back, then came back again, and again, and again. She's the Brett Favre of companions.

How many times did they kill off that Adric twit?


Just once......Yay Cybermen.

To bad they did not get Turlough instead.

Either Teagen or Mel were by far the most annoying oldschool female companions.

/ Have Leela dreams still......
 
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