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(Showtime)   Season 3 of Secret Diary of a Call Girl is out, featuring the girl you love to watch sexing it up. No, not her. Not her, either. This one. (Sponsored link)   (sho.com) divider line 66
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2010-01-21 09:10:10 AM  
I have to admit it was kinda weird watching her boink the doctor.
 
2010-01-21 09:19:28 AM  
did they really need to add the word "secret" to the title? aren't most diaries "secret?" (samuel pepys' diary aside)
 
2010-01-21 10:06:38 AM  
FlashHarry: did they really need to add the word "secret" to the title? aren't most diaries "secret?" (samuel pepys' diary aside)

And if it's on TV it's hardly secret.
 
2010-01-21 10:40:32 AM  
In the interest of reminding us why this is ultimately a good thing, here
is a video of Billie Piper guesting on TOP GEAR (new window).
 
2010-01-21 01:01:39 PM  
Who is that? ET's sister?
 
2010-01-21 01:05:09 PM  
yakmans_dad: Who is that? ET's sister?

Cousin. But I'd still hit it.
 
2010-01-21 01:07:41 PM  
If I absolutely had to watch something with a swine-nosed girl in it, I would have just put Kiss Kiss Bang Bang on again.

/ok, so I watched the first two seasons, bite me.
//And, no, Showtime, it's not that good.
 
2010-01-21 01:10:13 PM  
Keywork99: Schrodinger's Petting Zoo: Only the British could take a show about sex and make it completely boring.

Pretty much.

Call me when season 4 of The Tudors starts airing.


What about having Billie Piper and Natalie Dormer having some intimate moments?

PLEASE????

/*fap*
 
2010-01-21 01:10:20 PM  
Wait im confused. Is this chick really a whore? Is this a fictional show? I dont watch this crap.
 
2010-01-21 01:10:21 PM  
mmmm Billie Piper... Rose is still the best companion.
 
2010-01-21 01:10:46 PM  
Normally I think women look best with their natural hair color because it matches the rest of their coloring. Billie Piper, however, looks so much better as a blonde. She's kind of fark-blah with brown hair.
 
2010-01-21 01:10:56 PM  
eas81: I CAN HAZ BILLIE PIPER THREAD WOOHOOO!!!



/There for your enjoyment.


In-sem-in-ate!

IN-SEM-IN-ATE!

IN-SEM-IN-ATE!
 
2010-01-21 01:10:58 PM  
I'd hire it.
 
2010-01-21 01:13:28 PM  
r3dshift8: mmmm Billie Piper... Rose is still the best companion.

Given my limited experience (1, 9, and 10), I'd say Donna Noble was the best unless by "best" you mean "most pulchritudinous".
 
2010-01-21 01:13:57 PM  
Schrodinger's Petting Zoo: Only the British could take a show about sex and make it completely boring.

Get yourself an Ocarina.
 
2010-01-21 01:16:25 PM  
Okay Obscurenamehere, you owe me a keyboard ...
 
2010-01-21 01:18:05 PM  
my first thought, after seeing the site, was how many teachers were facebook friends of the show and how many would end up on fark during the next six months?
Maybe that would be a good pool for someone to start?

/don't have cable, it doesn't reach into Mom's basement.
 
2010-01-21 01:21:40 PM  
jw124164: Okay Obscurenamehere, you owe me a keyboard ...

For the Billie Piper/Natalie Dormer fantasy, or, the 'Inseminate' joke?

Actually, I think I can make those two work togeth---- aaaah, there we go....
 
2010-01-21 01:25:11 PM  
That's one ugly call girl.

Well at least they are keeping it real I guess.
 
2010-01-21 01:25:48 PM  
Sir_Dude: my first thought, after seeing the site, was how many teachers were facebook friends of the show and how many would end up on fark during the next six months?
Maybe that would be a good pool for someone to start?

/don't have cable, it doesn't reach into Mom's basement.


cdn.buzznet.com
 
2010-01-21 01:25:59 PM  
Yeah you Americans only go nuts for Piper because you didn't have live through this.
 
2010-01-21 01:26:49 PM  
Show was even boring while fastforwarding to just watch the sexy parts.
 
2010-01-21 01:29:34 PM  
Billie Piper is so freaking hot that I'm afraid to watch the show for fear of chafing.
 
dam
2010-01-21 01:30:23 PM  
Schrodinger's Petting Zoo: Only the British could take a show about sex and make it completely boring.

What about Sex and the City? Boring as hell.

Oh wait, I'm told by the wife that show never had any sex, just a misleading name...my bad.

/even if it did have sex, it'd be beastiality
//Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse
 
2010-01-21 01:31:45 PM  
ramen_for_all: ewww her face is scary.

Mr. Ramen loves to watch *this* woman:


Can someone clue me in on what this picture (Megan) has to do with the show or Billie??
 
2010-01-21 01:36:00 PM  
Allons-y!

i86.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-21 01:36:45 PM  
Billie Piper has a trannie face.

/just sayin'
 
2010-01-21 01:38:00 PM  
Billie Piper gives me a great big "meh". Something about the voice or manner of speech that renders her unattractive. Didn't like her in Doctor Who at all.
 
2010-01-21 01:39:28 PM  
So this is season 3. Is it on delay in the U.S. like the prior seasons? Last season they always had the promos for this amusing BBC show about the superheroes drinking at the bar- 'no powers' or something. Is that coming back as well?
 
2010-01-21 01:41:15 PM  
Here's the Cliff notes:
1. Sucked
2. Farked
3. Profit!!!

/It's a wrap
 
2010-01-21 01:42:17 PM  
dam: What about Sex and the City? Boring as hell.

Oh wait, I'm told by the wife that show never had any sex, just a misleading name...my bad.


lol, I remember when I watched an episode with my girlfriend. One the first things that I said "That short gay dude was on Stargate!"

bestuff.com

She was not amused.
 
2010-01-21 01:45:42 PM  
ObscureNameHere: eas81: I CAN HAZ BILLIE PIPER THREAD WOOHOOO!!!



/There for your enjoyment.

In-sem-in-ate!

IN-SEM-IN-ATE!

IN-SEM-IN-ATE!


Ok, that's just plain farking funny right there. Thx for the lulz.
 
2010-01-21 01:52:51 PM  
kicker_conspiracy: So this is season 3. Is it on delay in the U.S. like the prior seasons?

It's not being shown in the UK until the 28th, so the US is getting this first for some reason.
 
2010-01-21 01:55:49 PM  
Foxhill: kicker_conspiracy: So this is season 3. Is it on delay in the U.S. like the prior seasons?

It's not being shown in the UK until the 28th, so the US is getting this first for some reason.


Actually, my mistake, that huge blurb on the showtime site is misleading as the first episode is not being shown in the US until Feb 2nd http://www.sho.com/site/secretdiary/schedule.do
 
2010-01-21 01:58:57 PM  
I like it when she goes up to potential customers and says "Shine yo' shoes, Gov'nah?"
 
2010-01-21 02:04:39 PM  
English women take to sex like a duck takes to golf.
 
2010-01-21 02:12:04 PM  
Cool - I was wondering when the season was going to start or if there was even going to be another one.
 
2010-01-21 02:18:44 PM  
Donald_McRonald: Billie Piper's weird looking. Hot, but weird-looking.

This.

Wifey doesn't much care for Piper, but can't quite put her finger on it. She thinks it has something to do with her mouth and tongue. She noticed that Piper uses it a lot when she's making faces - pressing it against her teeth, rolling it around... the Top Gear interview shows that. Personally, I like that, it's an endearing little trait. Wifey thinks that all the mouth activity appeals to men in a particular way... and I can't really argue with her when she points it out like that.
 
2010-01-21 02:55:24 PM  
I don't think she's pretty at all, yet she does give me a boner.
I don't know.
 
2010-01-21 02:58:53 PM  
The girl has something. My girlfriend agrees. I dont know what it is but its something and it makes me feel funny in my pants.
 
2010-01-21 03:13:38 PM  
Is she still fat and toothy?
 
2010-01-21 03:41:43 PM  
Captain Kibble: Yeah you Americans only go nuts for Piper because you didn't have live through this.

Spot ON!
 
2010-01-21 03:56:32 PM  
She's kinda cute, but I think something about her face is... odd. I think it's the cheekbones. It's like the top half of her face doesn't match the bottom.
 
2010-01-21 04:26:06 PM  
Captain Kibble: Yeah you Americans only go nuts for Piper because you didn't have live through this.

I can see how playing a tedious blogger whore was definitely a step up.
 
2010-01-21 04:34:52 PM  
Season 3 already?
 
2010-01-21 04:40:02 PM  
Does she get nekkid in this?
 
2010-01-21 05:52:51 PM  
I've always thought Billie Piper had a monkey face.

But hey, after watching Before The Devil Knows You're Dead, I've discovered I'm seriously in lust with Marissa Tomei. The rest of you guys can have the young English monkey-face.

/It's really serious, I broke up with Jennifer Aniston!
 
2010-01-21 06:33:11 PM  
I wasn't aware this had made it over to the states
 
2010-01-21 06:35:37 PM  
Captain Kibble: Yeah you Americans only go nuts for Piper because you didn't have live through this.

I'd still hit it like the great ship titanic hitting the tardis
 
2010-01-21 07:02:32 PM  
If it's not Rose and it's not Martha, who else can it be?
 
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