High five!

The winter Olympics is the ugly boring pale cousin of the summer Olympics.

This picture is what made me fall in lust with her.

I'd hit it so hard, whoever pulled me out of her would be the next King of England.

I'm going to feel so un-manly watching figure skating this Olympics... until Sasha comes on, in which case I'll be feeling more like a schoolboy with puppy love. Okay, I guess that's not very manly either.

SO KAWAII. (^v^)

DAT FLEXIBILITY.

Boy. He really cleaned-up since he began skating.

That's confusing. I'll always think of Borat when I hear about her.

He and she.. should start dating.

Brostorm: The winter Olympics is the ugly boring pale cousin of the summer Olympics.

YOU LIE!

/Curling is the greatest sport ever invented by mankind

She makes my naughty bit do a triple salchow.

BeerStud7: [Link][i50.tinypic.com image 580x303]

This picture is what made me fall in lust with her.

So. Much. This. It just does... things to me.

Meatschool: BeerStud7: [Link][i50.tinypic.com image 580x303]

This picture is what made me fall in lust with her.

So. Much. This. It just does... things to me.

She should just go out and do that for her routine. It would win the write-in vote at least.

I loves me some Sasha... I invite her over for chicken nachos before one of those Stars on Ice thingies. She never replied, but that's ok cause my wife would never have approved (even though she's on my list).

/Mmmmm... chicken nachos...
//Offers still good Sasha, so call me!
///Fark the wife if she has problems with it

I'm rooting for Ashley Wagner.



Then again, I used to make the ice for her practices...

Very nice girl who went through a troublesome childhood. From what I hear, her parents were pretty bad to her. Her boyfriend's a good dude too. He was a camp counselor of mine for a summer.

Pastor of Muppets: /Curling is the greatest sport ever invented by mankind

Curling isn't a sport.

And I say this even though curlers were the first Olympic gold medal winners from my province, ever.

/Sasha Cohen is hot
//Love that first picture

BeerStud7: This picture is what made me fall in lust with her.

I wish that picture was the type where you could mouse over it and rotate it 360 degrees like the car manufactures sites have so you can see all angles.

I really want to see the other side of that shot!

REALLY

BeerStud7: This picture is what made me fall in lust with her.

Well I came for funny Sacha Baron Cohen references but I'll gladly take this.

beerrun: I really want to see the other side of that shot!

I'm afraid if I did I'd fap until it was a bloody stump.

Jamdug!: I've heard she is quite the minx in the Olympic Village.

You heard that or you just wish it were so?

Because those are two completely different things.

Cndn Bacon: You heard that or you just wish it were so?

Because those are two completely different things.

Uhh, its a fairly open secret that during the olympics, that the Olympic Village is pretty much an all out orgy.

EnderWiggnz: Uhh, its a fairly open secret that during the olympics, that the Olympic Village is pretty much an all out orgy.



Not that it's not likely but do you have anything more concrete than "it's a fairly open secret"?

She has secret talents.

Cndn Bacon: EnderWiggnz: Uhh, its a fairly open secret that during the olympics, that the Olympic Village is pretty much an all out orgy.



Not that it's not likely but do you have anything more concrete than "it's a fairly open secret"?

Link (new window)

Good enough?

EnderWiggnz: Cndn Bacon: EnderWiggnz: Uhh, its a fairly open secret that during the olympics, that the Olympic Village is pretty much an all out orgy.



Not that it's not likely but do you have anything more concrete than "it's a fairly open secret"?

Link (new window)

Good enough?

Imagine if this were true at the Special Olympics also???

Cndn Bacon: EnderWiggnz: Uhh, its a fairly open secret that during the olympics, that the Olympic Village is pretty much an all out orgy.



Not that it's not likely but do you have anything more concrete than "it's a fairly open secret"?

There's historical precedence for it being so.


Look up the history of the "Love Garden" from the 1936 Berlin Games where the Nazis were having hand-picked women seduce Olympic athletes of Aryan stock.

If the women got pregnant as a result and was able to produce the athlete's Olympic badge to show the child's parentage, the state picked up the tab for the costs of having the baby.

EnderWiggnz: Cndn Bacon: You heard that or you just wish it were so?

Because those are two completely different things.

Uhh, its a fairly open secret that during the olympics, that the Olympic Village is pretty much an all out orgy.

Makes sense. Young good looking people in great shape from all oever the world all living together in a small area. It's like college without the fatties.

EnderWiggnz: Uhh, its a fairly open secret that during the olympics, that the Olympic Village is pretty much an all out orgy.

Makes sense if you think about it. Most Olympians are young people who are in very good shape. If they get eliminated early in the games they have nothing to do, and are in a confined space with other young, fit people.

The Icelander: EnderWiggnz: Uhh, its a fairly open secret that during the olympics, that the Olympic Village is pretty much an all out orgy.

Makes sense if you think about it. Most Olympians are young people who are in very good shape athletes like to fark.

FTFY

/Only sort of kidding.

This Looks Fun: Makes sense if you think about it. Most Olympians are young people who are in very good shape athletes like to fark.

FTFY

/Only sort of kidding.

Well, being in really good shape and excersizing a lot is a bit of an aphrodaisiac....

This Looks Fun: Most Olympians are young people who are in very good shape athletes like to fark.

FTFY

teke184: If the women got pregnant as a result and was able to produce the athlete's Olympic badge to show the child's parentage, the state picked up the tab for the costs of having the baby.

Uhh, I'm having a hard time believing the reward portion, the state paying for the costs of have the baby, as Germany has had universal health care since 1883.

Morpheses: I loves me some Sasha... I invite her over for chicken nachos before one of those Stars on Ice thingies. She never replied, but that's ok cause my wife would never have approved (even though she's on my list).

/Mmmmm... chicken nachos...
//Offers still good Sasha, so call me!
///Fark the wife if she has problems with it

I don't advise such lists.

I filled my list with hotties I will never meet, and in front of whom I would melt to a level soas to render myself useless should the unlikely meeting ever take place.

My SO's list consists of one of the neighbors, our UPS driver, and my dad.

One of us is not grasping the point.

BlazeTrailer: Morpheses: I loves me some Sasha... I invite her over for chicken nachos before one of those Stars on Ice thingies. She never replied, but that's ok cause my wife would never have approved (even though she's on my list).

/Mmmmm... chicken nachos...
//Offers still good Sasha, so call me!
///Fark the wife if she has problems with it

I don't advise such lists.

I filled my list with hotties I will never meet, and in front of whom I would melt to a level soas to render myself useless should the unlikely meeting ever take place.

My SO's list consists of one of the neighbors, our UPS driver, and my dad.

One of us is not grasping the point.

I think you may be missing the point. Greater chance of success.

The Icelander: EnderWiggnz: Uhh, its a fairly open secret that during the olympics, that the Olympic Village is pretty much an all out orgy.

Makes sense if you think about it. Most Olympians are young people who are in very good shape. If they get eliminated early in the games they have nothing to do, and are in a confined space with other young, fit people.

You know the Jamaican 4-man bobsled team is gonna run a train on Cohen. Good for them.

_Damn.

monoski: EnderWiggnz: Cndn Bacon: EnderWiggnz: Uhh, its a fairly open secret that during the olympics, that the Olympic Village is pretty much an all out orgy.



Not that it's not likely but do you have anything more concrete than "it's a fairly open secret"?

Link (new window)

Good enough?

Imagine if this were true at the Special Olympics also???

BlazeTrailer: Morpheses: I loves me some Sasha... I invite her over for chicken nachos before one of those Stars on Ice thingies. She never replied, but that's ok cause my wife would never have approved (even though she's on my list).

/Mmmmm... chicken nachos...
//Offers still good Sasha, so call me!
///Fark the wife if she has problems with it

I don't advise such lists.

I filled my list with hotties I will never meet, and in front of whom I would melt to a level soas to render myself useless should the unlikely meeting ever take place.

My SO's list consists of one of the neighbors, our UPS driver, and my dad.

One of us is not grasping the point.

Your dad? Ouch. Yeah, I went the hotties route while the wife went with a bunch of dudes she had a crush on in the 80's. My list is the better one, no question.

monoski: EnderWiggnz: Cndn Bacon: EnderWiggnz: Uhh, its a fairly open secret that during the olympics, that the Olympic Village is pretty much an all out orgy.



Not that it's not likely but do you have anything more concrete than "it's a fairly open secret"?

Link (new window)

Good enough?

Imagine if this were true at the Special Olympics also???

fap, fap, fap

Cndn Bacon: EnderWiggnz: Uhh, its a fairly open secret that during the olympics, that the Olympic Village is pretty much an all out orgy.



Not that it's not likely but do you have anything more concrete than "it's a fairly open secret"?

Link (new window)

Link (new window)

This thread has made me so happy... no snark left...

Jamdug!: entertainment.wagerweb.com

mother of god...

I'd hit it so hard, Nancy Kerrigan would collapse, hold her leg, and squeal in agony.