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(Panama City News Herald)   Topless bar to open soon next door to home for unwed mothers. Florida tag beats out Spiffy, Obvious tags   (newsherald.com) divider line 104
    More: Florida, Panama City Beach, county government, county commission, McElvey Road, foster care, Commissioner Mike Nelson, Show N Tail, Pete Edwards Football Field  
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2010-01-21 06:23:36 AM
 
2010-01-21 06:23:44 AM
Just helping them get their start
 
2010-01-21 06:24:07 AM
"Home for Unwed Mothers" is it 1953?
 
2010-01-21 06:24:28 AM
It's ok, we all know you came here for the pics.

/popcorn
//no pics to contribute
 
2010-01-21 06:24:48 AM
crab66: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Boobies

Alright.


New desktop pattern.
 
2010-01-21 06:27:51 AM
There used to be a strip club near me that was right next door to a dance studio for little girls. I'd always LOL and wonder why the dance studio didn't have a sign saying "Immediate employment right after graduation!"
 
2010-01-21 06:31:30 AM
Now that's highly efficient supply chain management.

Also, good for the environment to not have to haul the entertainers across the county in trucks.
 
2010-01-21 06:32:06 AM
Perfect, they can walk to work and save on gas.
 
2010-01-21 06:34:51 AM
Link is already Farked.
 
2010-01-21 06:40:53 AM
I support single moms.
 
2010-01-21 06:43:25 AM
Topless bar to open soon next door to home for unwed mothers. Florida tag beats out off Spiffy, Obvious tags

/FTFM and everyone else.
 
2010-01-21 06:44:42 AM
www.zigspilates.co.uk

Location, location, location, that's just good realestate.
 
2010-01-21 06:47:31 AM
That's some efficiency right there.
 
2010-01-21 06:54:49 AM
crab66: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Boobies

Alright.


Those are all deliciously fake ...
 
2010-01-21 07:01:01 AM
www.tshirthell.com
 
2010-01-21 07:06:32 AM
img263.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-21 07:07:16 AM
cookiefleck: crab66: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Boobies

Alright.

Those are all deliciously fake ...


I would argue that (reading left to right, top to bottom) #4 and #17 are not. Possibly #20 as well (the one with the pentacle necklace) given that it's headed into sidewinder territory
 
2010-01-21 07:07:19 AM
continue_farking: Perfect, they can walk to work and save on gas.

Now this is CO2 reduction I can believe in!
 
2010-01-21 07:09:53 AM
Klivian: cookiefleck: crab66: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Boobies

Alright.

Those are all deliciously fake ...

I would argue that (reading left to right, top to bottom) #4 and #17 are not. Possibly #20 as well (the one with the pentacle necklace) given that it's headed into sidewinder territory


I'm not sure we can safely make a proper study with such a small sample size, I believe we should collect more evidence.
 
2010-01-21 07:10:40 AM
Klivian: cookiefleck: crab66: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Boobies

Alright.

Those are all deliciously fake ...

I would argue that (reading left to right, top to bottom) #4 and #17 are not. Possibly #20 as well (the one with the pentacle necklace) given that it's headed into sidewinder territory


Also, second one down in the left column, with the pink bra w/ the white flowers. Those look pretty natural.
 
2010-01-21 07:13:04 AM
yarnothuntin: There used to be a strip club near me that was right next door to a dance studio for little girls. I'd always LOL and wonder why the dance studio didn't have a sign saying "Immediate employment right after graduation!"

img219.imageshack.us


/had to
 
2010-01-21 07:15:44 AM
Threadjacking/off-topic? Sorry, mods, sorry.
 
2010-01-21 07:23:27 AM
Hiro Nakamura: Klivian: cookiefleck: crab66: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Boobies

Alright.

Those are all deliciously fake ...

I would argue that (reading left to right, top to bottom) #4 and #17 are not. Possibly #20 as well (the one with the pentacle necklace) given that it's headed into sidewinder territory

Also, second one down in the left column, with the pink bra w/ the white flowers. Those look pretty natural.



FAKE   REAL   REAL   REAL   REAL
REAL   REAL   REAL   ????FAKE
         REAL   FAKE   BAD FAKE   REAL
FAKE   ????   REAL   ????   REAL
REAL   FAKE   FAKE   REAL (DUH, THEY'RE LABELED)
FAKE   FAKE   REAL    REALREAL   FAKE
FAKE   REAL   FAKE   REAL   REAL   FAKE
REAL   ????   REAL   REAL   FAKE

/boobie threads crack me up - all these guys who think big=fake
//it's in the density, not in the volume
 
2010-01-21 07:27:09 AM
Is this a new GREEN initiative? Huge carbon savings locating things next to each like this.
 
2010-01-21 07:27:17 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-01-21 07:31:00 AM
Klivian: cookiefleck: crab66: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Boobies

I would argue that (reading left to right, top to bottom) #4 and #17 are not. Possibly #20 as well (the one with the pentacle necklace) given that it's headed into sidewinder territory


I just don't like how some girl's chest look like trying to fit in fake bewbs...Like really stretched. The worst is when you see the pron stars and as they are moving it looks like dents in their bewb jobs.
 
2010-01-21 07:40:32 AM
This isn't a bookmark... I'm just on the lookout for DirkTheDaring.

/Okay, it might be a bookmark
 
2010-01-21 07:41:43 AM
cookiefleck: I just don't like how some girl's chest look like trying to fit in fake bewbs...Like really stretched. The worst is when you see the pron stars and as they are moving it looks like dents in their bewb jobs.

Dented bewb jobs are an affront to boobs everywhere. From afront.
 
2010-01-21 07:43:07 AM
i249.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-21 08:01:02 AM
Link is farked but I can use my imagination. I found out a girl that wouldn't give me the time of day in high school is now a "model". She has pics on her Facebook site, even. I think it's ironic that she wouldn't let me see her naked in high school but everyone in the world can now.

/Bonus: She has horrible looking fake boobs.
 
2010-01-21 08:04:44 AM
Well at least they won't have far to walk to get to work.
 
2010-01-21 08:07:19 AM
cookiefleck

I just don't like how some girl's chest look like trying to fit in fake bewbs...Like really stretched.

i47.photobucket.com

Fap
 
2010-01-21 08:08:29 AM
The link is f*cked.

You dawgs who've read their article; can you post?

Thanks beforehand!
 
2010-01-21 08:08:55 AM
cookiefleck: I just don't like how some girl's chest look like trying to fit in fake bewbs...Like really stretched. The worst is when you see the pron stars and as they are moving it looks like dents in their bewb jobs.

I think that is called rippling if I remember correctly. Are you talking about on the sides when they are bent over?
 
2010-01-21 08:10:37 AM
ShavedApe: Link is farked but I can use my imagination. I found out a girl that wouldn't give me the time of day in high school is now a "model". She has pics on her Facebook site, even. I think it's ironic that she wouldn't let me see her naked in high school but everyone in the world can now.

/Bonus: She has horrible looking fake boobs.


Did you let her know you are a director now?
 
2010-01-21 08:13:21 AM
Yup...Coincidently, the only peruvian (shout out) porn star I know has the worst case of rippling I've ever seen...Alexis Amore, FTL (kinda trashy looking).
 
2010-01-21 08:13:41 AM
What a topless bar may look like.

www.burtonmail.co.uk

/The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.
 
2010-01-21 08:14:41 AM
littlett's: cookiefleck: I just don't like how some girl's chest look like trying to fit in fake bewbs...Like really stretched. The worst is when you see the pron stars and as they are moving it looks like dents in their bewb jobs.

I think that is called rippling if I remember correctly. Are you talking about on the sides when they are bent over?


My last post was mean for you.
 
2010-01-21 08:17:27 AM
cookiefleck: Yup...Coincidently, the only peruvian (shout out) porn star I know has the worst case of rippling I've ever seen...Alexis Amore, FTL (kinda trashy looking).

If memory serves me, and it has been a while since Cathy got her implants, that rippling is worse when the implants are not placed under the muscles. And I think that is it capsular contraction that makes them look hard, or that sounds right at least.
 
2010-01-21 08:21:06 AM
ShavedApe: Link is farked but I can use my imagination. I found out a girl that wouldn't give me the time of day in high school is now a "model". She has pics on her Facebook site, even. I think it's ironic that she wouldn't let me see her naked in high school but everyone in the world can now.

/Bonus: She has horrible looking fake boobs.


Have a similar story. I recall telling her she was going to end up nothing more than a crack-whore -- so I was horribly amused to find out she is a methed out stripper.
 
2010-01-21 08:34:03 AM
amanogowa: ShavedApe: Link is farked but I can use my imagination. I found out a girl that wouldn't give me the time of day in high school is now a "model". She has pics on her Facebook site, even. I think it's ironic that she wouldn't let me see her naked in high school but everyone in the world can now.

/Bonus: She has horrible looking fake boobs.

Have a similar story. I recall telling her she was going to end up nothing more than a crack-whore -- so I was horribly amused to find out she is a methed out stripper.


I don't know if the girl I knew in high school is hooked on drugs but I do know she's the stereotypical "single mom model".
 
2010-01-21 08:34:58 AM
Back to topic. If the guy is turned down, it will end up in court. And he may well win on discriminatory zoning.

Of course that will put off his opening another couple of years.
 
2010-01-21 08:37:42 AM
Dialectic: The link is f*cked.

You dawgs who've read their article; can you post?

Thanks beforehand!

TFA

PANAMA CITY BEACH - Hannah's House has sat secluded on McElvey Road since June 2008.

The nonprofit, run by Anchorage Children's Home, is a "safe haven to help young women, 16-21 years of age, to face the challenges of caring for themselves and their unborn children," according to its Web site.

Holley Circle, the industrial park that former Show N Tail owner Allen Johnson has tabbed for his new topless bar, is a few hundred feet away from Hannah's House.

"We would have significant concern," Anchorage Children's Home executive director Tim Putnam said Wednesday of the proposed adult club.

Bay County Planning and Zoning Director Martin Jacobson rejected Johnson's plan for a club on Holley Circle in November, but the county commission Tuesday unanimously approved Johnson's request for an appeal. Attorney Harry Harper will plead Johnson's case at the commission's Feb. 16 meeting in the Bay County Government Center on 11th Street.

The 1999 county commission gave Johnson a verbal agreement that he could relocate Show N Tail to an industrial park, and Johnson subsequently dropped a lawsuit against the county over its ordinances preventing adult bars along tourist corridors, according to Harper. Show N Tail's Thomas Drive location was in the heart of one of those corridors.

Show N Tail burned down in June 2006, and Johnson had not yet found a new spot palatable to the county. Commissioner Jerry Girvin and Mike Thomas said Tuesday that, given the nature of the 1999 agreement, Holley Circle might work. Commissioner George Gainer agreed, although he said he had a problem with the proximity to Pete Edwards Football Field and the nearby county skate park.

None of the commissioners mentioned Hannah's House, however, which sits on land the county commission deeded to Anchorage in June 2006. The home can serve six unwed mothers at a time, Putnam said, and helps the young women finish basic education and find employment.

The house was built in 1984 by Holton Harders, then-president of H.G. Harders and Son Inc. construction, and members of the community, according to Putnam. The McElvey Home, as it was known, housed children in foster care before getting a new name and a new purpose in 2008.

McElvey Road, which passes right by Hannah's House, would probably draw most of the new topless bar's traffic.

"Many of these young ladies have come from different backgrounds and have been victimized by men in general. It would obviously cause them concern in being that close in proximity to folks that would be participating in those types of activities," said Putnam, who was surprised that the closeness of Hannah's House to the proposed adult club didn't play into the decision to grant Johnson an appeal.

"It's dumbfounding to me. Anchorage has had that house there for 25 years; this is not something that's new or different," he said.

Commissioner Mike Nelson was chairman in 2006 when the commission gave the land for Hannah's House to Anchorage.

"I certainly don't want to create anything that's going to make them feel not at ease, but at the same point, we're getting to the point where if it's legal, and meets legal requirements, I don't know what we can do," Nelson said.

Jacobson's Nov. 10 letter to Johnson outlined several problems. The county's Land Development Regulations, adopted in 2004, don't allow nightclubs in areas zoned C-4, for research and design, as the Holley Circle Commercial park is zoned.

A 1999 county ordinance barred adult clubs from being within 1,500 feet of land designated for residential use, or a public park. The prospective topless bar would be 515 feet east of residential land, and 740 feet west of Pete Edwards Field, according to Jacobson.

An afternoon daycare center and a gymnastics/cheerleading center on Holley Circle would be even closer to the bar.

Harper, Johnson's attorney, did not return phone calls Wednesday. He argued Tuesday that the 1999 verbal agreement should supersede any laws passed since then.

Nelson was hesitant to say which way he will vote when Johnson's appeal comes before the commission Feb. 16.

"I think we just need to go through this hearing," Nelson said. "But I would urge people who have a problem with it, that would be a good time for them to be there."
 
2010-01-21 08:37:44 AM
"Home for Unwed Mothers" is it 1953?

There wasn't enough room on the sign for "The Home for Unwed Knocked-up Daughters of Ministers".
 
2010-01-21 08:38:19 AM
littlett's: If memory serves me, and it has been a while since Cathy got her implants, that rippling is worse when the implants are not placed under the muscles. And I think that is it capsular contraction that makes them look hard, or that sounds right at least.

Assuming of course that the patient is somewhat toned in that region.
 
2010-01-21 08:49:06 AM
And on the opposite side of the topless bar, plans for a Motel 6 are in the works.

/carbon footprint trifecta complete!
 
2010-01-21 08:49:26 AM
They say when a baby hears classical music in utero it increases intelligence. Maybe if they hear "Def Leopard - Pour Some Sugar On Me" from a neighboring titty bar they'll be able to pick up 20's with their butt-cheeks.

/I smell a win-win
 
2010-01-21 08:50:00 AM
cookiefleck: littlett's: cookiefleck: I just don't like how some girl's chest look like trying to fit in fake bewbs...Like really stretched. The worst is when you see the pron stars and as they are moving it looks like dents in their bewb jobs.

I think that is called rippling if I remember correctly. Are you talking about on the sides when they are bent over?


My last post was mean for you.


That last sentence might be missing a letter, but either way the message is rather clear.
 
2010-01-21 08:50:30 AM
Still trying to figure out what the problem here is...


Shadowe 2010-01-21 07:09:53 AM

Klivian: cookiefleck: crab66: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Boobies

Alright.

Those are all deliciously fake ...

I would argue that (reading left to right, top to bottom) #4 and #17 are not. Possibly #20 as well (the one with the pentacle necklace) given that it's headed into sidewinder territory



Who cares???
Later on when you're eating something sweet, get all bunged up about how it's not real sugar but imitation sweetener!!!
Gasp!
 
2010-01-21 08:54:49 AM
AllzLoZT: They say when a baby hears classical music in utero it increases intelligence. Maybe if they hear "Def Leopard - Pour Some Sugar On Me" from a neighboring titty bar they'll be able to pick up 20's with their butt-cheeks.

/I smell a win-win


ha
 
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