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(KCTV 5)   Three teens involved in car wash robbery figured they'd clean up by just polishing off the victim, but two ended up getting waxed themselves and eventually had to throw in the towel   (kctv5.com) divider line 78
    More: Fail, teens, Wyandotte County, juvenile detention centers, robbery, felony theft, victims, home improvement, Sequoya Miner  
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j4x
2010-01-20 06:53:52 PM
"Wyandotte County prosecutors charged 16-year old De'Vonta Findley and 17-year old Sequoya Miner"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2010-01-20 07:09:17 PM
j4x: "Wyandotte County prosecutors charged 16-year old De'Vonta Findley and 17-year old Sequoya Miner"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


no love for DeAngelo?
 
2010-01-20 09:30:36 PM
DeVonta, Sequoya, DeAngelo.

The jokes write themselves.
 
2010-01-20 09:38:58 PM
HotLonelyTeenageGirl: The jokes write themselves skin tone is obvious.
 
2010-01-20 10:17:15 PM
Only one person got waxed.

/Errors like this makes me bristle in anger
//Fark it, I'm gonna go down some suds
///subby's still a total hoser though
 
2010-01-20 10:27:57 PM
No one should embark on such a life of crime, be it friend or foam.
 
2010-01-20 10:40:15 PM
I wonder if their testimony will be rebuffed.
 
2010-01-20 10:54:04 PM
Suds to be them.
 
2010-01-20 11:35:41 PM
These puns need Simonized.
 
2010-01-20 11:37:24 PM
Black peoples names are funny!
 
2010-01-20 11:37:37 PM
They weren't thieves; they were just on the way to the clinic with their urine samples.

/obscure
 
2010-01-20 11:39:07 PM
This ain't no place to be if you plan on being a star.
 
2010-01-20 11:39:57 PM
ultraholland: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: The jokes write themselves skin tone is obvious.

I knew a chick named Sequoya, red hair and pale with freckles. Probably Scottish.
 
2010-01-20 11:40:02 PM
I guess after their brush with the law, they were sorry they didn't wear their body armor all over.

/I got nothing.
//wonders why no felony murder charges.
 
2010-01-20 11:44:21 PM
A third person involved in the robbery, DeAngelo Graham, was shot by the victim and later died of his injuries.

The robbery occurred in the 2700 block of Merriam Lane.


I wonder if the victim can define death better than Webster...
 
2010-01-20 11:44:36 PM
Did they request 'new car smell' for DeAngelo's coffin???
 
2010-01-20 11:44:47 PM
Suck? Oh Yeah!
 
2010-01-20 11:46:03 PM
I noticed those names too.

Don't people name their kids something ordinary like Mary or George anymore?
 
2010-01-20 11:46:46 PM
I just want to note for the ignorant Farkers out there who don't know the difference, this was on the Kansas side.
 
2010-01-20 11:47:16 PM
heh...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v8I5egzoMo
(copy and paste)
 
2010-01-20 11:49:48 PM
dobedobeDUE: Did they request 'new car smell' for DeAngelo's coffin???

I'm sure the coroner appreciates the deep sudsing action, the powerful underwash, the exfoliating brushes, and that great "hot wax" look. And what kind of man wouldn't put in performance-enhancing speed-holes?
 
2010-01-20 11:53:07 PM
Dexter's Next Victim: I noticed those names too.

Don't people name their kids something ordinary like Mary or George anymore?


Nope.

Signed: Japondrick Measles Tonkatruck Johnson
 
2010-01-20 11:54:33 PM
simpsonfan: The two surviving scumbags should be executed for the death of the third. They are the ones to blame for the death.

At least there is one dead criminal, too bad it wasn't all three though.


t1.gstatic.com
Knows what you mean...
 
2010-01-21 12:01:19 AM
Jakevol2: I just want to note for the ignorant Farkers out there who don't know the difference, this was on the Kansas side.

Yes, Jakevol2 prefers it in Missouri where the three shiatheads assrape him and steal his car. He keeps lube in his glovebox for just such an occasion, should he be lucky enough to find himself in a similar situation as the one in the article.
 
2010-01-21 12:01:54 AM
Dexter's Next Victim: I noticed those names too.

Don't people name their kids something ordinary like Mary or George anymore?

Nope.

Signed: Japondrick Measles Tonkatruck Johnson


How's your sister Englilly Chickenpox Hotwheels?
 
2010-01-21 12:02:21 AM

Well, you farked up the body count, Smitty, but I'm still giving you one of these:

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ultraholland: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: The jokes write themselves skin tone is obvious.

The darkies give their kids stupider stupid names than us caucasians, so obviously, the problem here is that these kids were darkies. Darkies are a source of crime. Let's get rid of the darkies.
 
2010-01-21 12:02:49 AM
Some photos of what the suspects look like*.

functioningalcoholic.files.wordpress.com

3.bp.blogspot.com

4.bp.blogspot.com

images.malaysiaminilover.com

NSFW (pops)

NSFW (pops)

/All links hot. Duh.
*in my head.
 
2010-01-21 12:03:25 AM
No clean getaway here.
 
2010-01-21 12:05:28 AM
Dexter's Next Victim: Dexter's Next Victim: I noticed those names too.

Don't people name their kids something ordinary like Mary or George anymore?

Nope.

Signed: Japondrick Measles Tonkatruck Johnson

How's your sister Englilly Chickenpox Hotwheels?


img199.imageshack.us
Approves
 
2010-01-21 12:08:06 AM
Good. Execute the other two and charge each of their families several million dollars for each of the bullets used, so we can watch them starve to death in poverty.
 
2010-01-21 12:09:02 AM
mason4300: Jakevol2: I just want to note for the ignorant Farkers out there who don't know the difference, this was on the Kansas side.

Yes, Jakevol2 prefers it in Missouri where the three shiatheads assrape him and steal his car. He keeps lube in his glovebox for just such an occasion, should he be lucky enough to find himself in a similar situation as the one in the article.


yeah you are making a real good case for changing my mind.
 
2010-01-21 12:09:11 AM
100 Watt Walrus: Well, you farked up the body count, Smitty, but I'm still giving you one of these:


ultraholland: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: The jokes write themselves skin tone is obvious.

The darkies give their kids stupider stupid names than us caucasians, so obviously, the problem here is that these kids were darkies. Darkies are a source of crime. Let's get rid of the darkies.


Hey, last night I got told that I suffer from "liberal white guilt" for sounding off on the TF "I'm not a racist but really I am" crowd. So, I'm not touching this. I'll just reiterate that when you name your kids this, you're asking for trouble.
 
2010-01-21 12:13:07 AM
Too bad the victim wasn't a better shot...
 
2010-01-21 12:13:46 AM
Jakevol2: mason4300: Jakevol2: I just want to note for the ignorant Farkers out there who don't know the difference, this was on the Kansas side.

Yes, Jakevol2 prefers it in Missouri where the three shiatheads assrape him and steal his car. He keeps lube in his glovebox for just such an occasion, should he be lucky enough to find himself in a similar situation as the one in the article.

yeah you are making a real good case for changing my mind.


Why would I try to change your mind? You've already said that you are who you are, you don't care what anyone else thinks, blah blah blah. So since you're such a close-minded pantswetter, I have few options but to mock you.
 
2010-01-21 12:15:02 AM
mason4300: Jakevol2: mason4300: Jakevol2: I just want to note for the ignorant Farkers out there who don't know the difference, this was on the Kansas side.

Yes, Jakevol2 prefers it in Missouri where the three shiatheads assrape him and steal his car. He keeps lube in his glovebox for just such an occasion, should he be lucky enough to find himself in a similar situation as the one in the article.

yeah you are making a real good case for changing my mind.

Why would I try to change your mind? You've already said that you are who you are, you don't care what anyone else thinks, blah blah blah. So since you're such a close-minded pantswetter, I have few options but to mock you.


heh, it's nice to know I got under your skin so much that you think that is your only option in life.
 
2010-01-21 12:17:51 AM
Jakevol2: mason4300: Jakevol2: mason4300: Jakevol2: I just want to note for the ignorant Farkers out there who don't know the difference, this was on the Kansas side.

Yes, Jakevol2 prefers it in Missouri where the three shiatheads assrape him and steal his car. He keeps lube in his glovebox for just such an occasion, should he be lucky enough to find himself in a similar situation as the one in the article.

yeah you are making a real good case for changing my mind.

Why would I try to change your mind? You've already said that you are who you are, you don't care what anyone else thinks, blah blah blah. So since you're such a close-minded pantswetter, I have few options but to mock you.

heh, it's nice to know I got under your skin so much that you think that is your only option in life.


Yes, because when I say "I have few options" I am obviously referring to all my options in life and not in the case of whenever I encounter your idiotic posts on Fark.
 
2010-01-21 12:18:47 AM
mason4300: Jakevol2: mason4300: Jakevol2: mason4300: Jakevol2: I just want to note for the ignorant Farkers out there who don't know the difference, this was on the Kansas side.

Yes, Jakevol2 prefers it in Missouri where the three shiatheads assrape him and steal his car. He keeps lube in his glovebox for just such an occasion, should he be lucky enough to find himself in a similar situation as the one in the article.

yeah you are making a real good case for changing my mind.

Why would I try to change your mind? You've already said that you are who you are, you don't care what anyone else thinks, blah blah blah. So since you're such a close-minded pantswetter, I have few options but to mock you.

heh, it's nice to know I got under your skin so much that you think that is your only option in life.

Yes, because when I say "I have few options" I am obviously referring to all my options in life and not in the case of whenever I encounter your idiotic posts on Fark.


and what is idiotic about pointing out that this happened on the Kansas side of the state line?
 
2010-01-21 12:21:12 AM
And not only that, a pharmacy in KCK almost got robbed by 50 year old guy dressed up as Mushmouth carrying something that he claimed was a bomb and wanting OxyContin.

Almost.

The pharmacist broke out a shotgun and basically chased him out of his store firing.

/Apparently you don't wanna fark with KC Metro anymore. We be packin'.
 
2010-01-21 12:24:02 AM
Jakevol2: mason4300: Jakevol2: mason4300: Jakevol2: mason4300: Jakevol2: I just want to note for the ignorant Farkers out there who don't know the difference, this was on the Kansas side.

Yes, Jakevol2 prefers it in Missouri where the three shiatheads assrape him and steal his car. He keeps lube in his glovebox for just such an occasion, should he be lucky enough to find himself in a similar situation as the one in the article.

yeah you are making a real good case for changing my mind.

Why would I try to change your mind? You've already said that you are who you are, you don't care what anyone else thinks, blah blah blah. So since you're such a close-minded pantswetter, I have few options but to mock you.

heh, it's nice to know I got under your skin so much that you think that is your only option in life.

Yes, because when I say "I have few options" I am obviously referring to all my options in life and not in the case of whenever I encounter your idiotic posts on Fark.

and what is idiotic about pointing out that this happened on the Kansas side of the state line?




THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING . ULTRON IS GOING TO GET SOME POPCORN FOR THIS LITTLE SHOW !
 
2010-01-21 12:24:44 AM
Jakevol2:
and what is idiotic about pointing out that this happened on the Kansas side of the state line?


I don't know about you, but my opinion of Farkers carries over from previous threads in which they've shown their qualities. I'm sure you recall the one I am talking about. Or maybe not. I'm not sure how much you troll here on Fark, so perhaps you don't remember that particular thread in all your random hysterical anti-gun posts.
 
2010-01-21 12:24:53 AM
They're all washed up in this town! I can't believe nobody said that yet.
No mention in the article of the ones who got away. Sounds like a school trip to the car wash that went wrong.
 
2010-01-21 12:25:04 AM
ULTRON 5: Jakevol2: mason4300: Jakevol2: mason4300: Jakevol2: mason4300: Jakevol2: I just want to note for the ignorant Farkers out there who don't know the difference, this was on the Kansas side.

Yes, Jakevol2 prefers it in Missouri where the three shiatheads assrape him and steal his car. He keeps lube in his glovebox for just such an occasion, should he be lucky enough to find himself in a similar situation as the one in the article.

yeah you are making a real good case for changing my mind.

Why would I try to change your mind? You've already said that you are who you are, you don't care what anyone else thinks, blah blah blah. So since you're such a close-minded pantswetter, I have few options but to mock you.

heh, it's nice to know I got under your skin so much that you think that is your only option in life.

Yes, because when I say "I have few options" I am obviously referring to all my options in life and not in the case of whenever I encounter your idiotic posts on Fark.

and what is idiotic about pointing out that this happened on the Kansas side of the state line?



THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING . ULTRON IS GOING TO GET SOME POPCORN FOR THIS LITTLE SHOW !


really? I think this is boring.
 
2010-01-21 12:26:13 AM
ULTRON 5:THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING . ULTRON IS GOING TO GET SOME POPCORN FOR THIS LITTLE SHOW !

Sorry, it's over before it started. Just wanted to say "hello" to a douche from threads past.
 
2010-01-21 12:26:28 AM
I SO want to say something, but I can't...because my gf is black. Oh god I SOOOO want to say something.

/not a wigger
 
2010-01-21 12:29:16 AM
Jakevol2: I just want to note for the ignorant Farkers out there who don't know the difference, this was on the Kansas side.

You, sir, need to realise that kansas city and all ajoining counties do not an acurte picture of kansas make; our stupid is localizied to that area

/can't spell on account my learnin' was difficent
//That is all
 
2010-01-21 12:29:44 AM
mason4300: Jakevol2:
and what is idiotic about pointing out that this happened on the Kansas side of the state line?

I don't know about you, but my opinion of Farkers carries over from previous threads in which they've shown their qualities. I'm sure you recall the one I am talking about. Or maybe not. I'm not sure how much you troll here on Fark, so perhaps you don't remember that particular thread in all your random hysterical anti-gun posts.


oh I see, because I have one opinion about one subject means that opinion carries over to ALL the subjects I talk about on Fark or that that subject is the only thing I am capable of talking about. You may be surprised if you would open your frakking mind a little bit and learn that their is a possibility we share common ground on other subjects.
 
2010-01-21 12:29:54 AM
ultraholland: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: The jokes write themselves skin tone is obvious.

No, really? You think you're clever and have to point this out? Next you'll be reading about a guy named Phuong Nguyen and have to tell the world about your suspicions that he's Asian.
 
2010-01-21 12:31:58 AM
iheartscotch: Jakevol2: I just want to note for the ignorant Farkers out there who don't know the difference, this was on the Kansas side.

You, sir, need to realise that kansas city and all ajoining counties do not an acurte picture of kansas make; our stupid is localizied to that area

/can't spell on account my learnin' was difficent
//That is all


oh come on can't you take a little good natured cross-border state rivalry from your bushwhacking neighbors? ;)
 
2010-01-21 12:42:39 AM
Jakevol2: iheartscotch: Jakevol2: I just want to note for the ignorant Farkers out there who don't know the difference, this was on the Kansas side.

You, sir, need to realise that kansas city and all ajoining counties do not an acurte picture of kansas make; our stupid is localizied to that area

/can't spell on account my learnin' was difficent
//That is all

oh come on can't you take a little good natured cross-border state rivalry from your bushwhacking neighbors? ;)



It is kansas city , which really isnt a part of kansas; so it's ok
 
2010-01-21 12:43:04 AM
Jakevol2:
oh I see, because I have one opinion about one subject means that opinion carries over to ALL the subjects I talk about on Fark or that that subject is the only thing I am capable of talking about. You may be surprised if you would open your frakking mind a little bit and learn that their is a possibility we share common ground on other subjects.


Well, the only thing you seem to talk about on Fark so far whenever I encounter you is when you're going on about how all gunowners are murderous psychopaths just waiting for their chance to murder innocent people, so yeah, that tends to blacken my view of you. I am sure there are things we could find common ground on. Hell, I am sure there are things both you and Hitler would agree upon. Doesn't mean you like him. It's not even your anti-gun stance that makes me dislike you, so much as your condescending I-don't-give-a-fark attitude.

Sure, I could have tried from the get-go to be a super nice person and debate with you, but you don't seem to be that kind of person, and this being Fark, I have discovered that that approach rarely works on people who post the kind of shiat you have. I'll drop it, and let you have the last word even, since it just makes me look like a tool to everyone else for even talking to you. Have a nice life.
 
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