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(via   High school coach asks 14-year-old girl to smoke pot topless, and to "dress up in a French maid outfit and clean his house"   ( divider line
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255 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Apr 2003 at 12:20 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-10 07:32:09 AM  
Hero tag?
2003-04-10 07:41:59 AM  
My thoughts exactly LVJ. Wait. I mean, I condemn this act. Yeah, that's it.
/reformats hard drive
2003-04-10 09:13:46 AM  
Ahhh, this brings back memories
2003-04-10 09:42:47 AM  
Conneautville is pennsylvania north-west rural bumfark nowhere, with hills and hicks and meth. This is probably the tip of a very big iceberg.
2003-04-10 09:50:05 AM  
Carr is accused of giving the teenager cocaine at the Conneautville Laundry on Jan. 19, and of providing her with cocaine and marijuana while at the Just Sleep Motel in Conneaut Lake that same day.

He was just trying to help her sleep! Jeez. Everybody over-reacts. He has a winning football team, here in Tejas that's enough for an acquittal.
2003-04-10 09:53:00 AM  
One word: Outfarkingstanding.
2003-04-10 11:12:32 AM  
Before I comment, I need to see a picture of the girl, or her mother.
2003-04-10 12:21:44 PM  
Why is he a dumbass?
2003-04-10 12:22:14 PM  
14, guys.....14.
2003-04-10 12:22:21 PM  
He was just teaching her the low post move...

/or not
2003-04-10 12:23:35 PM  
No? ok, practicing her ball handling skills, then...
2003-04-10 12:23:49 PM  
Well, if you're going to fark up with a minor, you might as well fark up big time like this guy.
2003-04-10 12:23:51 PM  
Well at least he knows what he wants.
2003-04-10 12:24:27 PM  
I love how they give his home address in the article. How about adding "If any angry family members would like to join in a mass beating, please meet at the aforementioned address at 10pm Saturday - torch optional"
2003-04-10 12:24:38 PM  
Hey hey hey, Im 14... w00t Hopefully she's hot. -.-;
2003-04-10 12:25:22 PM  
At least he asked, that was thoughtful ;)
2003-04-10 12:25:36 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2003-04-10 12:26:11 PM  
2003-04-10 12:26:12 PM  
Well, mine at least.
2003-04-10 12:26:18 PM  
You have to admire his taste in fetishes. The man knows what he wants.
2003-04-10 12:26:22 PM  
farked already :)
2003-04-10 12:26:41 PM  
Is the site farked for anyone else?
2003-04-10 12:27:09 PM  
First off, is this a news story or an ad for "Ruth's Family Restaurant"?

Secondly, dude's got coke, pot and crystal meth, but no ruffies? THAT'S why he's a dumbass!
2003-04-10 12:27:18 PM  
That got farked quickly....
2003-04-10 12:27:29 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Well, mine at least...
2003-04-10 12:27:51 PM  
Could have been worse, he could have no it couldn't
2003-04-10 12:28:08 PM  
yeah, so?
2003-04-10 12:28:10 PM  
i bet that girls name is ellen feiss
2003-04-10 12:28:13 PM  
2003-04-10 12:28:30 PM  
i miss doing that
2003-04-10 12:29:23 PM  
Hey! What happened to the "this link has been clicked on x number of times" thing that sould be at the top of this page?
2003-04-10 12:29:52 PM  
wow that got farked like supper fast
2003-04-10 12:29:53 PM  
14, guys.....14.

Yeah, but have you seen
how trampy young girls dress nowadays?
2003-04-10 12:30:08 PM  
Excellent man-on-the-street input from the diner crowd peppered through the article. Fine journalistic approach.
2003-04-10 12:30:44 PM  
Link farked!

I'll bet if she hadn't gotten the munchies, he would have gotten away with it!
2003-04-10 12:31:21 PM  
The mans house is dirty. I say give the guy a break and let her clean his house.
2003-04-10 12:32:38 PM  
I don't see anything wrong....14 year olds can clean houses with the best of em....

/One ticket to hell please...
2003-04-10 12:32:43 PM  
And this is a problem because.......

</just kidding>
2003-04-10 12:32:58 PM  
anyone have the text?
2003-04-10 12:33:13 PM  
Now, now, people. I'm sure he has a very reasonable explanation.
2003-04-10 12:34:10 PM  
Oh yeah... Farkola'd. Anyone have the story in their cache?
2003-04-10 12:34:14 PM  
Yay! Drug pushing pedophile is my HERO!

...wait a sec...
2003-04-10 12:34:18 PM  

Joke I saw in some other thread sooooo long ago...

What do you call a Pennsylvania girl who can outrun her father and brother ?

A virgin.

2003-04-10 12:34:25 PM  
if she was concenting .... fark it

i mean .. i can barely get sex with the light on ............. topless .. pot .. french maid .. didn't woody allen write a movie about this .. no wait ..

that was just woody allen
2003-04-10 12:34:41 PM  
farked already?!
2003-04-10 12:34:51 PM  
NOW I see the turtle

Maybe he meant "smoke the top potless"
2003-04-10 12:35:02 PM  
This guy needs to be pranked with a tire iron.
2003-04-10 12:35:16 PM  
Hey! What happened to the "this link has been clicked on x number of times" thing that sould be at the top of this page?

hey, yeah. now i can't tell how many farkers are farking up the link. I only have a limited time to waste at work, ya know.
2003-04-10 12:35:21 PM  
Like Damn_Conservative_Media said...

Does Fark no longer have the "Link clicked X times??"

Sometimes its there, sometimes its missing??
2003-04-10 12:37:12 PM  
sounds good to me.
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