If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(WGAL 8)   Thieves sought in massive hay theft. Bale expected to be very high   (wgal.com) divider line 31
    More: Spiffy, state troopers, home improvement, thefts, habits  
•       •       •

2076 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jan 2010 at 6:34 PM (4 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



31 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread
 
2010-01-20 02:51:12 PM  
www.tagbanger.com
 
2010-01-20 03:23:12 PM  
img12.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-20 05:23:24 PM  
img12.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-20 06:36:29 PM  
Hay! That was pretty good.
 
2010-01-20 06:38:46 PM  
Well done, Subby!
 
2010-01-20 06:39:37 PM  
Link (new window)

How high?
 
2010-01-20 06:39:56 PM  
I wonder if the judge will consider this the last straw?
 
2010-01-20 06:42:57 PM  
Getting the right response to this thread is like trying-to-find-a -needle-in-a-very-large-object-made-up-of-smaller-objects-which-are-very-similar -in-size-to-a-needle-but-of-a-different-color-thereby-making-the-task-theoretica lly-easier-but-not-easier-in-reality-as-the-probability-of-finding-such-a-single -needle-would-be-severely-reduced.


But what would one call such a play on words?
 
2010-01-20 06:43:39 PM  

img189.imageshack.us
TRIPPIN' BALLS
 
2010-01-20 06:43:51 PM  
www.iphonesavior.com

/approve
 
2010-01-20 07:11:40 PM  
Quit horsing around!
 
2010-01-20 07:14:04 PM  
The Tossers
 
2010-01-20 07:43:35 PM  
mrmyxolodian: I wonder if the judge will consider this the last straw?

Well, not if it was hay.
 
2010-01-20 07:56:34 PM  
Hey!!

/is for horses
 
2010-01-20 07:58:29 PM  
www.flagsrus.org

USDA Prime Suspect
 
2010-01-20 08:01:38 PM  
legendsrevealed.com

/is getting a kick out of this...
 
2010-01-20 08:16:45 PM  
The thief had probably just fallen off the wagon, and needed the money. Wonder if he had any trouble finding a fence?
 
2010-01-20 08:24:48 PM  
Good to know if I ever need a bunch of puns I can just farm it out to Fark.
/I hope they get caught; you reap what you sow.
 
2010-01-20 08:33:23 PM  
"Thieves sought in massive hay theft. Most likely unable to make bale"

Needs no explaination.
 
2010-01-20 09:37:35 PM  
Barakku: Good to know if I ever need a bunch of puns I can just farm it out to Fark.
/I hope they get caught; you reap what you sow.


I'm sure we could field a few more puns if we just plow through...
 
2010-01-20 09:45:31 PM  
I was driving on the freeway once around 1am when I rounded a bend and ended up in a massive pile of hay. I guess a hay truck driver had lost control and sent bales across all 4 lanes for about 50 yards.

After sliding all over the road (dry hay is about as slippery as wet ice) and coming to a stop, I called the Highway Patrol and told them to get someone out there to clean up because people were going to get killed.

I asked if there was anything I could do until they got there. The dispatcher told me "Do you have any idea how expensive hay is right now? You'd do well to grab some for yourself."
 
2010-01-20 10:06:36 PM  
img11.imageshack.us
HAY!
HAY!

HAY!!!
 
2010-01-20 10:09:13 PM  
Cheeseball headlines like that are exactly why I'm rarely on Fark anymore.
 
2010-01-20 10:16:09 PM  
mrmyxolodian: I wonder if the judge will consider this the last straw?

Did they steal it for camels?
 
2010-01-20 10:26:46 PM  
If caught with the hay the thieves may claim that it was planted on them.

/all I've got
 
2010-01-20 10:26:52 PM  
i cant really imagine putting out that kind of effort for such a low payout. what the heck were they thinking? of course,dumbaxes still bust up a car nowadays for a 100 dollar stereo that will bring em 20,so what do i know about addict behavour?
 
2010-01-20 10:42:17 PM  
Dupa: If caught with the hay the thieves may claim that it was planted on them.

/all I've got


That would be if it was grass.
 
2010-01-20 11:00:27 PM  
D'oh!

*headdesk*

/pain...
 
2010-01-21 12:24:35 AM  
someone supplying relief for Haitian livestock???
 
2010-01-21 05:26:08 AM  
LOL'd at headline.
 
2010-01-21 06:23:35 AM  
cubsfan07: Cheeseball headlines like that are exactly why I'm rarely on Fark anymore.

This one was the last straw, right?
 
Displayed 31 of 31 comments



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report