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(News.com.au)   Subby shocked to learn that his 18 year old nubile, pneumatic, nymphomaniac, broadminded Swedish cheerleader on-line girlfriend may not be who he actually says he is   (news.com.au ) divider line
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19389 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jan 2010 at 10:54 AM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2010-01-20 08:17:37 AM  
You're gonna throw a lot of people off with the word "pneumatic," subby.
 
2010-01-20 08:20:46 AM  
Damn.

You figured out my secret.
 
2010-01-20 08:37:14 AM  
I like 'em pneumatic, they're more fun to drill.
 
2010-01-20 09:03:14 AM  
She's an airhead?
 
2010-01-20 09:06:22 AM  
So how often do I have to change the oil Subby?
 
2010-01-20 09:10:07 AM  
pneumatic?

Recently read Brave New World or something?

/only place I've heard pneumatic used as a compliment for a human being as opposed to a description of some sort of pump or piece of technology
 
2010-01-20 09:13:32 AM  

Talon: pneumatic?

Recently read Brave New World or something?


lol that's exactly what I thought. Interesting that that's about the only thing I remember from that book.
 
2010-01-20 09:25:51 AM  
And she always seems to need money... $5000 twice a month for the past six, and yet she STILL desperately needs my help. Love is so expensive. Both of her mothers are in the hospital, her visa is gone, she's trapped in the London airport, her aunt is sick, and the Prince of Nigeria refuses to let her have her inheritance! The love of my life is quite unlucky indeed, and all she wants is to come see me!
 
2010-01-20 09:31:30 AM  
Everyone knows there's only one girl on the Internet.
 
Pud
2010-01-20 09:41:39 AM  

Razorwolf: And she always seems to need money... $5000 twice a month for the past six, and yet she STILL desperately needs my help. Love is so expensive. Both of her mothers are in the hospital, her visa is gone, she's trapped in the London airport, her aunt is sick, and the Prince of Nigeria refuses to let her have her inheritance! The love of my life is quite unlucky indeed, and all she wants is to come see me!


Keyboard, monitor, coffee ...

/jerk
//heh ...heh
 
2010-01-20 10:00:45 AM  
this didn't go green yesterday? huh...
 
2010-01-20 10:09:28 AM  

Pocket Ninja: You're gonna throw a lot of people off with the word "pneumatic," subby.


Indeed!

pneumatic 3 : having a well-proportioned feminine figure; especially : having a full bust

Learn something new every day....

/not subby
 
2010-01-20 10:30:37 AM  

abb3w: Pocket Ninja: You're gonna throw a lot of people off with the word "pneumatic," subby.

Indeed!

pneumatic 3 : having a well-proportioned feminine figure; especially : having a full bust

Learn something new every day....



Still. If you use it to describe a woman, I will not be able to avoid thinking about her being hooked to an air hose.
 
2010-01-20 10:37:54 AM  

abb3w: Pocket Ninja: You're gonna throw a lot of people off with the word "pneumatic," subby.

Indeed!

pneumatic 3 : having a well-proportioned feminine figure; especially : having a full bust

Learn something new every day....

/not subby


Huh... and here all this time I thought in Brave New World pneumatic was just a strange way of saying "you smell nice," since I'm used to it being used in the context of the first definition.

1: of, relating to, or using gas (as air or wind): a : moved or worked by air pressure

Brave New World's society used words quite differently than what is common for us (e.g. By Ford! instead of By God! as an exclamation). The thought that "you smell nice" was a common compliment in their society seemed odd, but not something too odd for that book... so I just never thought to look up other definitions.

It really puts entire passages in a different context now that I think about it :P

/learn something new every day.
 
2010-01-20 10:56:45 AM  
I was shocked and outraged!

Turns out she was from Denmark, not Sweden!
 
2010-01-20 10:56:55 AM  
not a bookmark
 
2010-01-20 10:57:13 AM  
Everybody knows there are no girls on the internet. They are just a bunch of chat-bots and alts.
 
2010-01-20 10:57:24 AM  
But is she fourmatic? I like a lady I can ride in the winter, too.
 
2010-01-20 10:58:57 AM  
Yeeeaaaahhh riiiiggghhhttt..next you're gonna tell me that my Nigerian Princess girlfriend is fake....
 
2010-01-20 10:59:05 AM  
If she is a runway model there is no way she is pneumatic.
 
2010-01-20 10:59:09 AM  
I like my women hydraulic.
 
2010-01-20 10:59:21 AM  
There are no girls on the internet.

And love is as good as soma.
 
2010-01-20 10:59:22 AM  
pneumatic?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2010-01-20 11:00:10 AM  
One affluent doctor even handed over US$15,000 ($16,438).

That hurts, Aussies.
 
2010-01-20 11:00:39 AM  
Online Picture:

sportshubris.com

Real Picture:

euroross.blogspot.com
 
2010-01-20 11:03:04 AM  
Might I recommend?
2008magnum.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-01-20 11:03:08 AM  
I only ask for beer.
 
2010-01-20 11:03:48 AM  
If subby needs help, I can spare some of the several Viagra ads I got in my spam mail this morning.
 
2010-01-20 11:04:08 AM  
....Swedish cheerleader on-line girlfriend may not be who he actually says he is.

Precisely!
 
2010-01-20 11:05:14 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: So how often do I have to change the oil Subby?


The Seattle oil story is 5 doors down. You can't miss it.
 
2010-01-20 11:05:43 AM  
"I'm telling you this guy has either had his gonads removed or he is talking through a voice synthesizer."


BWAAHAHAHAHA
 
2010-01-20 11:05:56 AM  
i777.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-20 11:06:25 AM  
I misread the headline as "Conan" instead of "Conman", and thought this was some last-minute bid to keep "The Tonight Show".
 
2010-01-20 11:06:49 AM  
I asked for pneumatic and got rheumatic...
 
2010-01-20 11:07:11 AM  
"Subby shocked to learn that his 18 year old nubile, pneumatic, nymphomaniac, broadminded Swedish cheerleader on-line girlfriend may not be who he actually says he is"

"If you're thinking of making a donation to help the Haitians in their time of need, make sure it's not really going to the Swedish Necrophilia Association"


Swedish trifecta in play.
 
2010-01-20 11:08:16 AM  
Seems like a lot of time and effort for the amount of random crap swag he got out of it. His big score was 15,000? He could have made more just doing legitimate phone sex.
 
2010-01-20 11:08:28 AM  
That's why all my online girlfriends have been overweight bespectacled she-nerds. No way someone would fake that.

/also, they're hot.
 
2010-01-20 11:08:31 AM  

abb3w: pneumatic 3 : having a well-proportioned feminine figure; especially : having a full bust

Learn something new every day....


I thought that implants were filled with saline, not air?
 
2010-01-20 11:11:26 AM  
Why this girl is automatic, systematic, hydromatic, pneuuuuuuuuumatic . . . .
 
2010-01-20 11:11:41 AM  

littlett's: abb3w: pneumatic 3 : having a well-proportioned feminine figure; especially : having a full bust

Learn something new every day....

I thought that implants were filled with saline, not air?


Air implants would be awesome. Think about it. You could hook up the pumps from an old pair of Reeboks and simply adjust those boobs to whatever size you need. Going for a run? Let the air out. Interviewing for a job? Pump them biatches up to 11.
 
2010-01-20 11:12:29 AM  
pneumatic, nymphomaniac, broadminded...

Why, she's Greased Lightning!

/gives a whole new meaning to "racing for the pinks", don't it?
 
2010-01-20 11:12:35 AM  
I was expecting a German Shepherd.
 
2010-01-20 11:13:23 AM  

spacechicken170am: Air implants would be awesome. Think about it. You could hook up the pumps from an old pair of Reeboks and simply adjust those boobs to whatever size you need. Going for a run? Let the air out. Interviewing for a job? Pump them biatches up to 11.


For some reason I though that they had adjustable saline implants too. But maybe I'm just imagining things.
 
2010-01-20 11:15:15 AM  
I don't know if she's pneumatic, but she sure does blow.
 
2010-01-20 11:15:58 AM  

Pocket Ninja: You're gonna throw a lot of people off with the word "pneumatic," subby.


Who doesn't like a pneumatic girl, sure she is filled with air and smells like plastic but she never complains...
 
2010-01-20 11:16:07 AM  

Poppyale: I only ask for beer.


hey, i have a beer.
 
2010-01-20 11:16:28 AM  

FishStampede: That's why all my online girlfriends have been overweight bespectacled she-nerds. No way someone would fake that.

/also, they're hot.


Hmmm, I do believe I fit all your perfect girlfriend criteria

How you doing? :)
 
2010-01-20 11:16:39 AM  

littlett's: spacechicken170am: Air implants would be awesome. Think about it. You could hook up the pumps from an old pair of Reeboks and simply adjust those boobs to whatever size you need. Going for a run? Let the air out. Interviewing for a job? Pump them biatches up to 11.

For some reason I though that they had adjustable saline implants too. But maybe I'm just imagining things.


Yeah, just imagining things...go back to sleep...[quietly runs to the patent office]
 
2010-01-20 11:19:43 AM  
I think you're right littlett's.
 
2010-01-20 11:21:25 AM  

Trance750: Online Picture:


She's peenermatic!

Trance750: Real Picture:


He's...uh...got a peener.
 
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