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(My Fox Dallas)   Man suffocates wife and lives happily ever after. Nah, just kidding he then cut off his own legs with circular saw and bled to death   (myfoxdfw.com) divider line 122
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2010-01-19 08:36:09 PM  
figures. another liberal nutjob strikes again
 
2010-01-19 09:12:00 PM  
He's just an Oops! factory, aint he?
 
2010-01-19 09:19:20 PM  
When will they finally stop selling Skil saws? They have no legitimate use in society, and only lead to death, and sawdust.
 
2010-01-19 09:26:03 PM  
<coolstory>

I had a buddy who owned a Sawstop once. After he explained what it was, I immediately harangued him until he let me put a hotdog through it.

</coolstory>
 
2010-01-19 09:26:19 PM  
Of all the ways I can think of committing suicide, cutting my own legs to the bone with a circular saw and waiting to bleed to death never entered into my mind.
 
2010-01-19 09:39:44 PM  
img199.imageshack.us

Approves.
 
2010-01-19 10:25:59 PM  
came for jigsaw, leaving satisfied.
 
2010-01-19 10:26:08 PM  
Some people just get too emotional about electoral defeats.
 
2010-01-19 10:26:35 PM  
They were a liberal couple, so maybe the guy could not buy a gun.
 
2010-01-19 10:26:46 PM  
Power tool trifecta in play?
 
2010-01-19 10:26:47 PM  
I can remember this guy telling me he was hardcore.
 
2010-01-19 10:26:50 PM  
LIBERAL, Kan. - A coroner says a Liberal couple died last week after the man suffocated his wife and then cut his legs with an electric saw and bled to death.

Surely I'm not the only one that finds it funny there's a place in Kansas, the Evolution* state, named Liberal.
 
2010-01-19 10:27:52 PM  
one_more_step_and_the_girl_gets_it: When will they finally stop selling Skil saws? They have no legitimate use in society, and only lead to death, and sawdust.

Oddly enough I have no issues with Skil saws. With proper training I don't see why anyone couldn't own one.
 
2010-01-19 10:28:35 PM  
yogaFLAME: I had a buddy who owned a Sawstop once. After he explained what it was, I immediately harangued him until he let me put a hotdog through it.

Who paid for the replacement cartridge?
 
2010-01-19 10:28:57 PM  
God-is-a-Taco: LIBERAL, Kan. - A coroner says a Liberal couple died last week after the man suffocated his wife and then cut his legs with an electric saw and bled to death.

Surely I'm not the only one that finds it funny there's a place in Kansas, the Evolution* state, named Liberal.


Liberal Kansas is also the official home of Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz.
 
2010-01-19 10:29:30 PM  
Also, if you were going to commit suicide, why the hell do that to yourself? Whatever happened to taking a whole bottle of sleeping pills?
 
2010-01-19 10:29:46 PM  
Was he being followed by a moonshadow?
 
2010-01-19 10:30:54 PM  
Charles Rocket approves.
 
2010-01-19 10:31:19 PM  
I think he misunderstood the plot of Misery.
 
2010-01-19 10:32:14 PM  
Did her fat carcass land on his legs or something? Dude was finally free...

/DNRTFA
 
2010-01-19 10:32:16 PM  
all three of them? ouch!
 
2010-01-19 10:32:38 PM  
Was it this guy's father?

www.spirit-of-metal.com
 
2010-01-19 10:32:58 PM  
 
2010-01-19 10:33:12 PM  
Did he have a son named William that grew up to play bass?
 
2010-01-19 10:33:50 PM  
Maynard G. Muskievote: Was it this guy's father?

Hugh Basterd.
 
2010-01-19 10:34:09 PM  
yogaFLAME: I had a buddy who owned a Sawstop once. After he explained what it was, I immediately harangued him until he let me put a hotdog through it.

Ivo Shandor: Who paid for the replacement cartridge?

What Ivo said. Sawstop does a number on the equipment when it engages.
 
2010-01-19 10:34:43 PM  
The only living witness...
www.sixstringedfreak.com
 
2010-01-19 10:35:40 PM  
OnmyojiOmn: PCP is a hell of a drug (NSFW).

Heh, I remember that photo from back in 1997 when I was on WebTV. Long time no see.
 
2010-01-19 10:37:19 PM  
Title could have been SOOOOO much better

-1


/Come on they were liberals!!
 
2010-01-19 10:37:32 PM  
They are both dead. What difference does it make if they are Liberal or conservative?
 
2010-01-19 10:38:23 PM  
Did he have any triangle shaped fungusy things on him or did the body decompose before they checked?
 
2010-01-19 10:38:57 PM  
 
2010-01-19 10:42:53 PM  
Slick Johnson: They are both dead. What difference does it make if they are Liberal or conservative?

If you can't count coup it isn't worth the time of a true Freeper.
 
2010-01-19 10:42:55 PM  
OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"Noooo, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"

So I did.
 
2010-01-19 10:42:58 PM  
Someone's been playing too much Dead Space

/SEVER THEIR LIMBS
//Not your own, Moran
 
2010-01-19 10:43:14 PM  
Would have figured a Mexican would have used a weedwhacker, or an edger.
 
2010-01-19 10:43:31 PM  
Was he trying to Stroggify himself?

/not that obscure
 
2010-01-19 10:44:18 PM  
I forgot what a saw looked like. Good thing they showed a picture of an appropriate saw in the article link for the people that don't know about the wide variety of saws out there.
 
2010-01-19 10:44:36 PM  
Liberal couple died last week after the man suffocated his wife and then cut his legs with an electric saw and bled to death

This would never happen in Canada. No-one who is a Liberal would have the motivation to even suffocate the wife, let alone inflict harm upon themselves. They tend to be more comfortable pouring tax-dollars down the drain on useless social reforms, programs involving massive hidden payoffs to party supporters, encouraging unchecked immigration from known terrorist hotbeds (and giving immediate Welfare and Health benefits) and generally laying around whining about the Conservatives, who are the real problem here in the Great White North.

/done ranting
 
2010-01-19 10:44:48 PM  
Came for Murderface, leaving satisfied.
 
2010-01-19 10:44:55 PM  
Slick Johnson: They are both dead. What difference does it make if they are Liberal or conservative?

Dead liberals get to vote. Dead conservatives are just braindead.

/at least he didn't eat her eyes.
 
2010-01-19 10:45:03 PM  
Jeez, I mean Jeezus!!

What did he do?
Go on "3!!" or "1-2-3-GO!"
 
2010-01-19 10:46:04 PM  
I'm from Liberal, so i'm getting a kick...

No seriously. My wife teaches at the high school and knew the two kids. We were talking about them the day before the bodies were discovered. She said they were great kids, did good in school and were real individuals. She's really worried that this whole incident will fark them up beyond repair.

/Home of Dorothy's House
//and the International Pancake Day Race
///DJ at the local radio station
 
2010-01-19 10:46:57 PM  
the aristocrats!
 
2010-01-19 10:48:57 PM  
You see, I just never would have thought to do that.
 
2010-01-19 10:52:04 PM  
FAIL
 
2010-01-19 10:52:31 PM  
Maybe he wasn't really trying to kill himself. Could be that he used the circular saw to get a leg up on his insanity defense.
 
2010-01-19 10:56:03 PM  
Ta-daa!

/smoking please
 
2010-01-19 10:57:50 PM  
Megain: figures. another liberal nutjob strikes again

over in one.

/hopes there's a town named Conservative out there somewhere.
//can't wait for that Fark thread
 
2010-01-19 10:59:08 PM  
006andahalf: Slick Johnson: They are both dead. What difference does it make if they are Liberal or conservative?

Dead liberals get to vote. Dead conservatives are just braindead.

/at least he didn't eat her eyes.


All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable; I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here; maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
 
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