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(Pajiba) Video The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time   (pajiba.com) divider line 96
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2010-01-19 05:48:15 PM
I see you.
 
2010-01-19 05:52:29 PM
Okay there are a lot of bona fide classics in this video. +1
 
2010-01-19 05:53:53 PM
Will watch later.
 
2010-01-19 05:59:50 PM
"Is that my baby or a worm?"
 
2010-01-19 06:00:49 PM
HE'S GOT SPACE DEMENTIA.

That's been my pet line for years.
 
2010-01-19 06:24:47 PM
Will watch later...
 
2010-01-19 07:14:02 PM
There' a whole lotta Batman & Robin on that list.


/deservedly so
//wow, they included John Barrowman in there. That rules.
 
2010-01-19 07:21:38 PM
Something like 1/10 of that was Schwarzenegger, plus lots of Star Wars and Matrix.
 
2010-01-19 07:59:48 PM
Rowdy Roddy Piper doesn't deserve to be on that video, his quote is one of the greatest lines ever.
 
2010-01-19 08:15:25 PM
Manic_Repressive: Rowdy Roddy Piper doesn't deserve to be on that video, his quote is one of the greatest lines ever.

Also, I have now seen 11 seconds or so of Battlefield Earth and feel totally justified in calling it the biggest piece of cat dump ever.
 
2010-01-19 08:22:41 PM
Manic_Repressive: Rowdy Roddy Piper doesn't deserve to be on that video, his quote is one of the greatest lines ever.

This. Also, "Castaway? WTF?
 
2010-01-19 08:29:43 PM
gimmeafarkinname: Manic_Repressive: Rowdy Roddy Piper doesn't deserve to be on that video, his quote is one of the greatest lines ever.

Also, I have now seen 11 seconds or so of Battlefield Earth and feel totally justified in calling it the biggest piece of cat dump ever.


I paid money to see it in the theater. The director didn't have one scene that wasn't angled. It was like his or the DOP's head was permamently crooked.

/oh no flashbacks!
//sob
 
2010-01-19 08:41:40 PM
I'm pleased Braveheart made the cut.
 
2010-01-19 08:55:15 PM
"you should not drink and bake"
 
2010-01-19 09:38:41 PM
Man, they raped Star Wars Ep. 1 and 2...easy pickings.

/List fails for no Evil Dead or Army of Darkness or Creepshow.
//Give me some sugar baby.
 
2010-01-19 09:48:24 PM
"It's a pressure valve! It won't open unless there's tremendous pressure!"

And it even included THE LINE from Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. Win.
 
2010-01-19 10:09:21 PM
Meh. Some were ok. Like the 'you've got the biggest dick I've seen on a man...' but Nothing beats:

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HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!

/AOD is so full of absolute cheese that it is PURE win
//Loves AOD
///also realizes that if would include AOD that the whole list may have been AOD
////slashy-slash
 
2010-01-19 10:10:18 PM
What? no

"Be afraid, be very afraid" - Geena Davis?
 
2010-01-19 11:55:24 PM
"Must be weird not having anybody come on ya."

wat
 
2010-01-19 11:57:08 PM
How did they narrow it down to just 100?
 
2010-01-19 11:58:41 PM
got about halfway through, I was expecting cheese, but there were a lot of really good lines in there, and many more that were just meh, not cheesy enough to be funny, but not good either, but I was not surprised to see so many Batman Forever lines in there, hell they could have just run that entire movie as the clip, but then it would have to me more like the 1000 cheesiest movie quotes of all time
 
2010-01-20 12:03:35 AM
Alright, 6:47 had me laughing out loud. What film is that?

/"What? Noooo."
 
2010-01-20 12:03:51 AM
opps I confused Batman and Robin with Batman Forever, not that Batman Forever was that much better, still though any movie that's not Batman and Robin is at least better then something else, unless it's Battlefield Earth
 
2010-01-20 12:07:59 AM
WFern: Alright, 6:47 had me laughing out loud. What film is that?

/"What? Noooo."


Pretty sure that's The Happening.
 
2010-01-20 12:12:33 AM
Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my work!
 
2010-01-20 12:14:32 AM
DNWTFV but I need to know if Storms "you know what happens to a toad when its struck by lightning" is included. If not, the video fails...
 
2010-01-20 12:14:42 AM
FishyFred: Pretty sure that's The Happening.

Thanks. I didn't bother seeing it, though if the rest is that funny, I may have to.
 
2010-01-20 12:17:13 AM
PAIN DON'T HURT.
 
2010-01-20 12:17:36 AM
Does The Room even count as a movie?

And they left off the best part of the Troll 2 quote.

/OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!
 
2010-01-20 12:19:07 AM
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2010-01-20 12:23:47 AM
yogaFLAME:
And it even included THE LINE from Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. Win.


This.
 
2010-01-20 12:23:51 AM
This was awesome. Thanks subby.
 
2010-01-20 12:25:23 AM
shorynot: DNWTFV but I need to know if Storms "you know what happens to a toad when its struck by lightning" is included. If not, the video fails...

yes, it made the cut
 
2010-01-20 12:26:43 AM
WFern: FishyFred: Pretty sure that's The Happening.

Thanks. I didn't bother seeing it, though if the rest is that funny, I may have to.


The Happening has some of the worst acting in a major motion picture I've seen in a long time. God that movie was so horrible...

/Let's run from the wind!
//Oooo! It's M Night Shamylan, so it's creepy!
 
2010-01-20 12:28:34 AM
Some of those were the opposite of cheesy. Like the hamburger phone from Juno, and "I'm taller" from Speed. That's not to say the rest of that movie wasn't crapola, but "I'm taller" is just about the funniest thing to say to a headless body.

/about 75% cheesy lines, 18% mediocre lines, 7% cinematic gold
 
2010-01-20 12:28:49 AM
gimmeafarkinname: Manic_Repressive: Rowdy Roddy Piper doesn't deserve to be on that video, his quote is one of the greatest lines ever.

Also, I have now seen 11 seconds or so of Battlefield Earth and feel totally justified in calling it the biggest piece of cat dump ever.


Ditto.
 
2010-01-20 12:44:03 AM
I'll defend "PAIN DON'T HURT" with my dying breath.

That is all.
 
2010-01-20 12:47:51 AM
All those Star Wars quotes and no "Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo?"
 
2010-01-20 12:48:17 AM
Absent: Around the survivors, a perimeter create ...

Cheesy? Dunno, but the WORST line in movie history
 
2010-01-20 12:51:40 AM
I lost it at the sidewalk shiatting part.


Glad to see Commando and "Let off some steam Bennett!" One the best one liner movies of all time.
 
2010-01-20 12:55:06 AM
Crudbucket: All those Star Wars quotes and no "Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo?"

Same scene as the quote about sand. I think it's included.

One of my profs rubbed our noses in that scene so that we would understand that it was terribly written and acted.
 
2010-01-20 12:59:18 AM
I have to see The Wicker Man now. It looks so beautifully bad.
 
2010-01-20 01:04:24 AM
Cardanger: got about halfway through, I was expecting cheese, but there were a lot of really good lines in there, and many more that were just meh, not cheesy enough to be funny, but not good either, but I was not surprised to see so many Batman Forever lines in there, hell they could have just run that entire movie as the clip, but then it would have to me more like the 1000 cheesiest movie quotes of all time

Yeah... a lot of the lines they used were just beautiful lines that weren't cheesy at all. OR, they were so farking awesome, it didn't matter if they were "cheesy." The line from Commando (one of them anyway) about eating green berets for breakfast is a farking classic... wtf can call that cheesy?

I mean, they really only had a few that were great examples of being completely cheesy -- a great example being the line from Storm in X-Men: "Do you know what happens to a toad when it is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." Too farking long. Stupid punchline. Just awful all the way.

And I was surprised how backwards they got it -- they included the "I'm the Juggernaut, biatch!" line but they didn't include (well, I'm only 3 1/2 minutes into it, but they haven't yet) her reply when she calls him a dickhead, which is classic cheese... being that she's supposed to be this young kid and all.
 
2010-01-20 01:07:48 AM
Crudbucket: All those Star Wars quotes and no "Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo?"

someday, when both my wife and ms. portman allow me... She could say that to me and it would ruin all my fantasy intimacy, and be totally worth it.
 
2010-01-20 01:08:29 AM
never odd or even: I have to see The Wicker Man now. It looks so beautifully bad.

Oh, you have NO idea.

:-/

As unfortunate as it is that this movie ever came into existence, it's STILL a laugh riot.


crab66: Glad to see Commando and "Let off some steam Bennett!" One the best one liner movies of all time.

That movie was loaded with wall-to-wall awesomeness.

"Ah eat Green Buh-Rays foah breakfuhst, ahnd RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, AH'M VERY HUNGREEEEEEEEEE!"
 
2010-01-20 01:13:23 AM
PERFECT scene to end the video. I loved Top Gun when it came out. I watched it again last year and my skin crawled from my embarrassment. Holy shiat that movie was awful.
 
2010-01-20 01:18:34 AM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:
crab66: Glad to see Commando and "Let off some steam Bennett!" One the best one liner movies of all time.

That movie was loaded with wall-to-wall awesomeness.

"Ah eat Green Buh-Rays foah breakfuhst, ahnd RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, AH'M VERY HUNGREEEEEEEEEE!"fark you, asshole.
No... fark YOU asshole!



also:

Stick around!
 
2010-01-20 01:19:14 AM
The All-Powerful Atheismo: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:
crab66: Glad to see Commando and "Let off some steam Bennett!" One the best one liner movies of all time.

That movie was loaded with wall-to-wall awesomeness.

"Ah eat Green Buh-Rays foah breakfuhst, ahnd RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, AH'M VERY HUNGREEEEEEEEEE!"fark you, asshole.
No... fark YOU asshole!



also:

Stick around!


oh pwned
 
2010-01-20 01:21:14 AM
Standard Deviant: PERFECT scene to end the video. I loved Top Gun when it came out. I watched it again last year and my skin crawled from my embarrassment. Holy shiat that movie was awful.

I saw it for the first time last year and I found myself liking it a lot. As Jerry Bruckheimer proteges go, Tony Scott is a shiatton better than Michael Bay.

Could have done without the love story, though.

/take my breath AAAAWAYYYYYYYYY
 
2010-01-20 01:27:21 AM
The All-Powerful Atheismo: also:

Stick around!


One of the best lines from Predator, but I'm also partial to:

"YOAH... ONE... UGLEE... MOTHAFAHKA..."
 
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