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2010-01-19 05:22:52 PM
The body was described as that of a white male about 6-feet tall with a large build and "very long" fingers.

I think that's Ed Koch.
 
2010-01-19 05:25:42 PM
Anthrax Island--charming.
 
2010-01-19 05:26:28 PM
A fella from Western Montana,
Had hands like Chiquita banana.
He never was much
For dating and such,
But MAN, could he play the pianna.
 
2010-01-19 05:30:03 PM
Did O.H. Krll get tired of his living arrangements?
 
2010-01-19 05:30:10 PM
I like that the article just kinds of throws that out there.

"Oh and by the way, the body may be some sort of mutant. Big deal, right? Here's Tom with the weather."
 
2010-01-19 05:50:51 PM
hmm...we're a bit early for the Awakening.
 
2010-01-19 05:52:05 PM
The body was described as that of a white male about 6-feet tall with a large build and "very long" fingers.

Marfan syndrome (new window) maybe? First thing I thought of, anyway.
 
2010-01-19 06:07:58 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-19 06:17:11 PM
img35.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-19 06:23:53 PM
i418.photobucket.com

What a 6ft monster with long fingers may look like
 
2010-01-19 07:31:06 PM
soulhonky.com
 
2010-01-19 07:37:56 PM
In b4 Ann Coulter.
 
2010-01-19 08:09:06 PM
peltsebul.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-01-19 08:11:18 PM
Hands splayed through the metacarpals?
 
2010-01-19 08:11:23 PM
WTF- There's this story and the ones about sheep with human heads recently. C'mon now!
 
2010-01-19 08:11:40 PM
Without looking: Plum Island.

/got it!
//scary place, that
 
2010-01-19 08:13:09 PM
hoaxblog.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2010-01-19 08:14:40 PM
That island needs to be firebombed.
 
2010-01-19 08:14:56 PM
Donald_McRonald:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2010-01-19 08:17:20 PM
Donald_McRonald:

If only....
 
2010-01-19 08:20:37 PM
It's no human... The dolphins have evolved!.
 
2010-01-19 08:20:59 PM
Every day of that week your mutated human remains may walk on the beach, your remains may swim in the ocean for up to one hour, under SWAT team surveillance, of course.
 
2010-01-19 08:24:50 PM
Donald McRonald:

hoaxblog.s3.amazonaws.comimg25.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-19 08:27:59 PM
i257.photobucket.com

maybe it was just long nails
 
2010-01-19 08:30:38 PM
Someone find the pic that the security guard took with his phone.
Gotta be out there somewhere.
 
2010-01-19 08:35:55 PM
Isn't Plum Island where the Feds develop next year's flu viruses?
 
2010-01-19 08:36:33 PM
Was a Kennedy involved?
 
2010-01-19 08:36:42 PM
NewportBarGuy: img35.imageshack.us

effinnerds.com

We got a new team for that.

/fringepedia.net
//watch Fringe
 
2010-01-19 08:38:11 PM
mtylerjr: Donald_McRonald:

If only....


That *would* explain why the body is reported to be male.
 
2010-01-19 08:38:33 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie: Donald McRonald: [Pic of Some Dude with Long Fingers] and [Pic of the Dr.Pepper Guy from American Werewolf in London}



Came for this, leaving happy.
 
2010-01-19 08:40:11 PM
Hey, Donald McRonald, you have that photoshop with the added elbow bend and length of arm?
 
2010-01-19 08:44:08 PM
This is like what, the fith plumb island creacher to wash up?
 
2010-01-19 08:45:16 PM
I wonder if the guy had really long fingers....or just had all the flesh rotted off his finger bones. Skeptical, I am.
 
2010-01-19 08:47:03 PM
Not one pic of the toxic waste dude from Robocop rasping "heeeeep meeeee".

Not one.


Sad.
 
2010-01-19 08:50:22 PM
Diogenes 2010-01-19 05:22:52 PM
The body was described as that of a white male about 6-feet tall with a large build and "very long" fingers.

I think that's Ed Koch.

Me, I think it is Van Cliburn or Tommy Tune. Just 'cause that's why.
 
2010-01-19 08:51:32 PM
Arklop: NewportBarGuy: We got a new team for that./i>

Speaking of, am I the only one that thinks the main character looks way too much like Jodie Foster?
 
2010-01-19 08:53:18 PM
Cam for the Headcrab zombie

leaving satisfied
 
2010-01-19 08:55:06 PM
CraicBaby: The body was described as that of a white male about 6-feet tall with a large build and "very long" fingers.

Marfan syndrome (new window) maybe? First thing I thought of, anyway.


Marfan's are very tall... think Lurch.

Donald McRonald... LMFAO

I'm thinking chupacabra
 
2010-01-19 08:56:39 PM
BobaFeet: CraicBaby: The body was described as that of a white male about 6-feet tall with a large build and "very long" fingers.

Marfan syndrome (new window) maybe? First thing I thought of, anyway.

Marfan's are very tall... think Lurch.

Donald McRonald Day_Old_Dutchie... LMFAO

I'm thinking chupacabra


ftfm
 
2010-01-19 08:56:48 PM
Stem cell research gone bad
 
2010-01-19 08:58:59 PM
Thats an 827: Diogenes 2010-01-19 05:22:52 PM
The body was described as that of a white male about 6-feet tall with a large build and "very long" fingers.

I think that's Ed Koch.

Me, I think it is Van Cliburn or Tommy Tune. Just 'cause that's why.


I'm probably the only person who remembers Shirley McClain's movie in the mid 80s about her spiritual awakening where some psychic told her that her friend, Bella Abzug, was going to lose the mayor's race to a large man with long fingers.

Shirley MacLaine: I can't go to your event with you.

Bella Abzug: Why not?

Shirley MacLaine: Because I'm going to South America to look for extraterrestrials.

Via IMDB.
 
2010-01-19 09:00:57 PM
Arklop: NewportBarGuy: img35.imageshack.us



We got a new team for that.

/
//watch Fringe


If I wanted to watch "x-files" reruns, I think I have a stack of VHS tapes in my garage.

But, 'm a hypocrite because I watch Fridge all the time because my wife loves it. It's tolerable. The plots are usually guessable in the first 5 minutes though which is disappointing. Oh and WTF is with last week's episode... that one dude Charlie is dead and suddenly reappears in several scenes!? I guess it was shown out of order.


OK rant on...
The only thing that I find really annoying about the show is that our hero Peter is often a skeptic of dear old dad, which is good, but then he easily accepts his father's crackpot explanations and justifications for things even when he is outright risking someone else's life.
Letting him mutilate a dead body or run around with a divining rod, ok fine, but give people psychotropic drugs or put them in comas because of an ill supported theory on what the doctor himself describes as unknown? too ridiculous for my suspension of disbelief.
I enjoy seeing something out there that delves in fantasy and pseudo science, and isn't yet another medical drama/cop drama but can't we have something with just a tiny bit more complex characters in the genre?
 
2010-01-19 09:06:53 PM
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
http://tinyurl.com/ycvrtce
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2010-01-19 09:07:30 PM
Please don't be Doug Jones...Please don't be Doug Jones...Please don't be Doug Jones...

i670.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-19 09:08:49 PM
Tommy Tune is very tall. That helps. It makes him lankier.
 
2010-01-19 09:09:26 PM
A quick googling produced a conspiracy theory called 'the montauk project', featuring... get this... "fired up interdimensional vortexes by means of a buff, naked dude who was jacked into a psychotronic chair -- while sporting a raging boner!"

Uh oh... Someone's conspiracy wet dream just asploded in their head.


disinfo.com (new window)
 
2010-01-19 09:09:31 PM
I caught a baby 'something' 10yrs ago. Then it spun a cock-koon and grew wings so I pickled it.

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img387.imageshack.us

/its not a streetlamp
 
2010-01-19 09:11:12 PM
img145.imageshack.us

"'ello Springfield"!
 
2010-01-19 09:12:33 PM
bugmn99

The kid in that pic looks like me as a child.

/beer cured that
 
2010-01-19 09:12:47 PM
Remember whan Jason got him?

s.bebo.com
 
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