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(Some Guy)   If at first you don't succeed in robbing a store, try, try aga--what? You screwed up the second time too? Fark it   ( divider line 15
    More: Dumbass, Detective David Collins, robbery, Hamilton, counter, clerk  
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3475 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jan 2010 at 6:38 PM (5 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2010-01-19 03:04:38 PM  
2010-01-19 03:29:37 PM  
RoxtarRyan: BOB SAGET

2010-01-19 06:43:24 PM
2010-01-19 06:48:59 PM  
He also seems to enjoy grabbing himself (new window)
2010-01-19 06:50:33 PM  
I hear becoming a ninja helps with robbery.
2010-01-19 06:51:22 PM  
Time to look for a new career.

Although if you can't even make it as a criminal, there's really nothing left but prison biatch.
2010-01-19 06:54:51 PM  
There were plenty of times in my century when I was gonna give up, but I never did. Never! Hey, are you even listening to me? Oh, I give up.
2010-01-19 07:13:33 PM  
Gunny Highway: I hear becoming a ninja helps with robbery.

Only if you work in pairs.
2010-01-19 07:20:21 PM  
CygnusDarius: Gunny Highway: I hear becoming a ninja helps with robbery.

Only if you work in pairs.

He did it twice by himself, doesn't that count?
2010-01-19 07:30:59 PM
2010-01-19 07:45:45 PM  
Did the outline of a gun resemble an index finger and a thumb? Are they saying these are armed robbery attempts due to him having arms?
2010-01-19 07:54:13 PM  
If at first you don't succeed, try again. If you fail again, give up- don't be a damn fool about it.

-- WC Fields
2010-01-19 08:32:02 PM
2010-01-19 11:31:37 PM
2010-01-20 12:13:48 PM  
Story update: Man arrested. Last name: Buttery.
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