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(Canoe)   Father of a teen who burned her face by falling face-first into KFC poutine during an epileptic seizure wants warning signs on the poutine. Because that would have prevented the injury   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 185
    More: Dumbass, Queen St. KFC, Mr. Lakin, second degree burns, degrees Fahrenheit, teenagers, fast food  
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2010-01-19 05:17:33 PM
www.fritzeuropeanfryhouse.com
ON THE
www.cnufos.com
 
2010-01-19 05:17:59 PM
EbolaNYC: Drizzle

FTFY


I think I love you.
 
2010-01-19 05:18:48 PM
This story is fooking hilarious.

LOL at imagining it taking place.

**SPASM**

Oh f*ck, not again.

**SPASM FACE INTO POUTINE**

OWWWW, F*cking poutine is burning my face off!
 
2010-01-19 05:19:30 PM
us.ent4.yimg.com

Needs more helmet
 
2010-01-19 05:21:34 PM
This whole warning sign craze is getting out of hand...

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2010-01-19 05:26:56 PM
I have a warning sign for all occasions:

IF YOU'RE DUMB AS DIRT DON'T GO OUTSIDE!
 
2010-01-19 05:34:09 PM
"I'm not looking for $10 million," Lakin said. "I'm looking for someone to stand up and say, 'We're sorry Mr. Lakin, we're sorry Kendell. We want to make this right and hey everybody this food is hot.'"

Well..im glad you arent looking to rape the good Col. But really...food is supposed to be HOT or nasty things grow in it. Sorry about your daughter and all, but really, it was a freak accident. Have them pay your medical bills, and move on. No need to tell us that "OMG FOOD IS HOT".
 
2010-01-19 05:42:41 PM
Bill Shakespeare: So she is laughed at as an example of litigiousness gone awry and STILL has to pay back almost $400,000 in medical bills. (412,525.04 Canadian)

When you convert that to Canadian, you get zero.

/ok well it's paid for by taxation
//but you know what I mean
///Canadian, currently getting awesome healthcare in the US
////but I still think socialized medicine is the only way to go
 
2010-01-19 05:49:16 PM
Savage Bacon: then I'm afraid you're not actually having poutine, but rather some sort of aberration.

I luv aberration. Broiled or on the BBQ with hickory smoke. mmmmmmmm
 
2010-01-19 05:59:13 PM
Savage Bacon: If you're eating poutine anywhere except at La Banquise, in Montreal QC, then I'm afraid you're not actually having poutine, but rather some sort of aberration.

Such an ambassador of culture, you are. Keep it, then!
 
2010-01-19 06:01:56 PM
Snarfangel: WARNING: For internal use only. Do not apply on face.

That's what I was gonna say. How can you put food in your MOUTH when it blisters the skin around it?

/btw: dictionary.com has no entry for poutine. I assume that it is deep fried pig ass.
 
2010-01-19 06:07:23 PM
Some people can get a 1st degree burn from 113F water.

Length of contact, heat density of the material, matter as much as the temperature.

It would not suprise me at all if cheese and gravy served between 140F and 165F was hot enough to give 2nd degree burns.

Because health regulations require the restraunt to maintain the food at that temperature until it is served, KFC is in a no win situation here.
 
2010-01-19 06:08:53 PM
I NEVER pay for poontang... at KFC.. usually.
 
2010-01-19 06:09:35 PM
EbolaNYC: Drizzle
FTFY


i5.photobucket.com
FTFY
 
2010-01-19 06:12:51 PM
optras: Ebola

AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!

How the hell did I miss that?? You get a big gold star!
 
2010-01-19 06:24:10 PM
Well, at least she didn't use her misfortune to try to hit the jackpot.
 
2010-01-19 06:25:23 PM
Did anybody else go "What the hell is poutine?" and then have to consult google?
 
2010-01-19 06:29:01 PM
Jument: Coco LaFemme: A very dear friend of mine is Canadian and offered to make some for party we were having a few months ago.
When he described it to me, I nearly wretched.
Needless to say, he did not make it for the party.

I'm Canadian and yes, it sounds wretched. Much like the concepts of chicken fried steak or deep fried Mars bars. Poutine is actually pretty good though.


Thank you for at least calling it the correct name. I'm so sick of hearing people call it "country fried steak". it's BREADED like chicken people.
 
2010-01-19 06:39:58 PM
ObamaRepublican: Jument: Coco LaFemme: A very dear friend of mine is Canadian and offered to make some for party we were having a few months ago.
When he described it to me, I nearly wretched.
Needless to say, he did not make it for the party.

I'm Canadian and yes, it sounds wretched. Much like the concepts of chicken fried steak or deep fried Mars bars. Poutine is actually pretty good though.

Thank you for at least calling it the correct name. I'm so sick of hearing people call it "country fried steak". it's BREADED like chicken people.


Still doesn't explain chicken fried chicken.
 
2010-01-19 06:50:27 PM
If I were the store/corporation, I would NOT issue an apology, and here is why. Oh yeah, he's not "wanting 10 million dollars", but you know good and well if the store says "we're sorry", there will be some sort of shark lawyer that will talk him into a lawsuit, because the idiot lawyer will come out and tell the guy that the corporation ADMITTED liability by saying we are sorry, and, this being the state of CALIFORNIA, home of the "we sue for anything", I would NEVER admit anything.
 
2010-01-19 06:53:18 PM
tbyte: Well, at least she didn't use her misfortune to try to hit the jackpot.

Canadian.
 
2010-01-19 06:57:31 PM
ObamaRepublican:
Thank you for at least calling it the correct name. I'm so sick of hearing people call it "country fried steak". it's BREADED like chicken people.


Please explain "chicken fried chicken" then. Is it chicken that is breaded like chicken? Or chicken that is breaded like steak that is breaded like chicken? Why not just call it "fried chicken"?

Is unbreaded chicken called steak fried chicken?
 
2010-01-19 07:02:33 PM
They need to start making hot food that isn't actually hot.
Most other fast food places have that part down pat. Well, except for coffee you can use to weld with.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHIDREN!!
 
2010-01-19 07:03:54 PM
Anyone who thinks KFC makes poutine deserves to have their face scalded off with hot chicken shiat and processed cheese product.
 
2010-01-19 07:11:31 PM
I_Am_Weasel: Poutine is excellent stuff, if it's proper poutine. KFC...not proper poutine.

Though I guess it falls in line with their entire menu not being proper food.

Festival de la poutine de Drummondville
Location: Drummondville
Region: Centre-du-Québec
Category: Festival / special event
September 03 2010 - September 04 2010

I'll be there.


If their frites are any indication of how KFC makes poutine, I certainly would not expect too much. I admit to purchasing the chicken from time to time, but it is variable in quality, and much depends on who is operating the fryer.

I note that some people are making negative remarks about poutine. It sounds like it should be gross, but it is really very tasty and should be sampled before forming an opinion.
 
2010-01-19 07:38:39 PM
POUTINE: APPLY DIRECTLY TO LOWER FACIAL AREA


/doesn't have the same ring to it...
 
2010-01-19 07:39:53 PM
Weaps: Yeah they need to put warnings on just about everything when dealing with a loved one with epilepsy. So far my wife has encountered needing warning signs on walls, corners-of-coffee tables, wired routers, (yep, took us right off the intertubes), window sills, warm baths, cats, kitchen floors and a whole host of crap my wife has encountered during her seizures. Sometimes I wonder when I'm gonna get sent down for domestic abuse what with all the bruises she gets after events. "Honest no I don't beat my wife she has epilepsy and really DOES run into doors/floors/tables/whatever happens to be around when she goes down."

Sounds like you need you a seizure alert dog (new window).
 
2010-01-19 08:08:56 PM
I_AM_SRC

Don't worry, I saw it...

/Super duper!
 
2010-01-19 08:15:14 PM
Pocket Ninja: I'm sort of slow, subby. Maybe you could possibly highlight for me the passage in the article where it says he wants warning signs on the poutine? Thanks a lot. I'm trying, really, please be patient with me.

You know, if every FARK headline was just a regurgitation of the facts of the article instead of some bit of witty license, no one would come to FARK.
 
2010-01-19 09:21:00 PM
Came in here hoping for a gif of a tard repeatedly slamming their face into a dish of poutine. Leaving disappointed.

/Would have settled for faceplanting into plate of spaghetti.
//Fries, mashed potatoes, oatmeal, anything.
///Would even have settled for video of Letterman throwing 500 pounds of poutine off a roof.
 
2010-01-19 09:28:15 PM
Gyrfalcon: Thisbymaster: Nothing gets you off better then having your dick in a chick while she is having a epileptic seizure.

Unless your dick is in her mouth. Then SOMETHING would come off...and you wouldn't be getting it back anytime soon.



Depends, does she spit or swallow?

/Heimlich maneuver, know it just in case
 
2010-01-20 08:35:42 AM
It's pronounced, "put-sin" !!!!?????

WTF !!

There's no combination of letters in that word that produce the "S" sound!!

(I like exclamation points when I'm mad)

When I read that word, I hear .. "POO TEEN"

Poutine = "poo teen"

Why don't we just add sounds to any old word we want, HUH?!?!? If we can do it for POOTEEN, why not words like:

French = sounds like "kat-fuker"
cheese curd = sounds like "larks-vomit" (there should be a label that reads, "WARNING - Lark's vomit")
gravy = sounds like "gray-vee" ..... mmmmmmmmm gravy (sorry, I got off topic there)
 
2010-01-20 09:45:23 AM
Hattrix: It's pronounced, "put-sin" !!!!?????

WTF !!

There's no combination of letters in that word that produce the "S" sound!!

(I like exclamation points when I'm mad)

When I read that word, I hear .. "POO TEEN"

Poutine = "poo teen"

Why don't we just add sounds to any old word we want, HUH?!?!? If we can do it for POOTEEN, why not words like:

French = sounds like "kat-fuker"
cheese curd = sounds like "larks-vomit" (there should be a label that reads, "WARNING - Lark's vomit")
gravy = sounds like "gray-vee" ..... mmmmmmmmm gravy (sorry, I got off topic there)


"Poo-teen" is the English pronunciation, "pu-tsin" is the French one, since "-tine" is pronounced "-tsin" in French.

Here's another example:

www.worthlessthoughts.com

French: "Gui-yo-tsin"
English: "Gui-yuh-teen"

Since both "poutine" and "guillotine" are French words, the "-teen" pronunciation is just you Anglos messing it up. :D
 
2010-01-20 12:33:59 PM
Savage Bacon: If you're eating poutine anywhere except at La Banquise, in Montreal QC, then I'm afraid you're not actually having poutine, but rather some sort of aberration.

Also, should you ever choose to eat poutine at a KFC, then you deserve to get your face burned. Badly.


Restaurant Vincent is my go-to location, up on Laurier near Papineau. La Banquise is fine, but I really don't care for 23 different kinds of poutine.
 
2010-01-20 03:45:56 PM
What do you THINK is going to happen when you fall into hot food? Sounds like a self-inflicted wound to me.
 
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