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(Canoe)   Father of a teen who burned her face by falling face-first into KFC poutine during an epileptic seizure wants warning signs on the poutine. Because that would have prevented the injury   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 185
    More: Dumbass, Queen St. KFC, Mr. Lakin, second degree burns, degrees Fahrenheit, teenagers, fast food  
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2010-01-19 12:13:58 PM  
I'm sort of slow, subby. Maybe you could possibly highlight for me the passage in the article where it says he wants warning signs on the poutine? Thanks a lot. I'm trying, really, please be patient with me.
 
2010-01-19 12:20:27 PM  
Pocket Ninja: I'm sort of slow, subby. Maybe you could possibly highlight for me the passage in the article where it says he wants warning signs on the poutine? Thanks a lot. I'm trying, really, please be patient with me.

FTFA: Her irate father told the Sun Monday he's not after a multi-million dollar lawsuit, he just wants to speak out to warn others and perhaps get the Colonel to turn the temperature down on the cheese and gravy.

Subby reads between the lines?

Also, this just in: Poutine is bad for your health.
 
2010-01-19 12:29:35 PM  
I've read that word for years and only just bothered to look up how it's pronounced. You learn something new every day. Now, when visiting Canada I can properly say "Please keep that poutine as far away from me as possible."
 
2010-01-19 12:34:56 PM  
Poutine is nasty stuff, the only thing I can imagine that would be worse is cold poutine. All that congeal fat, blech!
 
2010-01-19 01:03:28 PM  
Not impressed:

www.topnews.in

/hot
 
2010-01-19 01:21:39 PM  
Poutine should have warning signs, but not for any of the reasons discussed in this article.
 
2010-01-19 01:31:33 PM  
Lee Lakin said he even accepts some responsibility for the incident because he let his daughter Kendell, 15, go to fast-food outlet alone on Saturday.

SOME? How about ALL douchewad.

Tell your daughter to keep hot food close enough to eat, but far away enough that she doesn't faceplant into it if she goes all grand mal.

/then when she breaks her nose you can sue KFC for not warning people that their tables are hard.
 
2010-01-19 01:58:35 PM  
The-Brain: FTFA: Her irate father told the Sun Monday he's not after a multi-million dollar lawsuit, he just wants to speak out to warn others and perhaps get the Colonel to turn the temperature down on the cheese and gravy.

The headline in ~2 years: customers sue over food poisoning due to incompletely-cooked food.

"I'm looking for someone to stand up and say, 'We're sorry Mr. Lakin, we're sorry Kendell. We want to make this right and hey everybody this food is hot.'"

NO SHIAT, SHERLOCK! Daddy...your a idiot.
 
2010-01-19 02:07:21 PM  
I heard this douchenozzle on the radio this morning. He was also ripping on the KFC employees for not knowing what to do when his daughter started into her seizure. So I guess medical training is mandatory for all minimum wage food service jobs.

The guy sounded like he wanted to blame everyone for the unfortunate incident that happened to his daughter. I was yelling at my radio in frustration the whole commute, but it made it seem shorter, so that's good.
 
2010-01-19 02:21:07 PM  
WARNING: For internal use only. Do not apply on face.
 
2010-01-19 02:24:28 PM  
Poutine is excellent stuff, if it's proper poutine. KFC...not proper poutine.

Though I guess it falls in line with their entire menu not being proper food.

Festival de la poutine de Drummondville
Location: Drummondville
Region: Centre-du-Québec
Category: Festival / special event
September 03 2010 - September 04 2010

I'll be there.
 
2010-01-19 02:30:46 PM  
Lionel Mandrake:

/then when she breaks her nose you can sue KFC for not warning people that their tables are hard.


That's why I only eat in bed.

Having everyone over for Thanksgiving was awkward to say the least.
 
2010-01-19 02:32:28 PM  
Seriously? Would he prefer all restaurants serve lukewarm food? Perhaps he should restrict his daughter from eating anywhere other than salad bars. And stay away from the soup!!
 
2010-01-19 02:35:35 PM  
Yeah they need to put warnings on just about everything when dealing with a loved one with epilepsy. So far my wife has encountered needing warning signs on walls, corners-of-coffee tables, wired routers, (yep, took us right off the intertubes), window sills, warm baths, cats, kitchen floors and a whole host of crap my wife has encountered during her seizures. Sometimes I wonder when I'm gonna get sent down for domestic abuse what with all the bruises she gets after events. "Honest no I don't beat my wife she has epilepsy and really DOES run into doors/floors/tables/whatever happens to be around when she goes down."
 
2010-01-19 02:55:25 PM  
LOL the first line in the article reads "ACTON, Ont. -- This doesn't sound finger lickin' good." I think Farkers could have come up with a better line than that.
 
2010-01-19 02:56:07 PM  
Why am I the first to ask, "What the fark is Poutine?"
 
2010-01-19 02:56:16 PM  
What the heck is an "Action" teenager?
 
2010-01-19 02:57:13 PM  
And any non Canadians reading this wonder "what's poutine?"
 
2010-01-19 02:57:29 PM  
GooberMcFly: I heard this douchenozzle on the radio this morning. He was also ripping on the KFC employees for not knowing what to do when his daughter started into her seizure. So I guess medical training is mandatory for all minimum wage food service jobs.

The guy sounded like he wanted to blame everyone for the unfortunate incident that happened to his daughter. I was yelling at my radio in frustration the whole commute, but it made it seem shorter, so that's good.


Well, absolutely. It's not like DAD should know what to do when daughter has a seizure, right? That might mean parental responsibility and doing something besides standing there screaming "MY DAUGHTER IS HAVING A SEIZURE!!!! WHY DON'T YOU IDIOTS DO SOMETHING!!!! HELP! HELP!"
 
2010-01-19 02:57:46 PM  
This guy should just hire his own personal Ric Romero to follow them around letting them know about all the dangers in the world.

"Careful, that wet ground could be slippery!"
"Watch out, the ice in that soda could choke you!"
"Take heed, for that guy you're going to fark has genital warts!"
 
2010-01-19 02:58:18 PM  
Nothing gets you off better then having your dick in a chick while she is having a epileptic seizure.
 
2010-01-19 02:59:25 PM  
Can the warning have a strobe effect on it?
 
2010-01-19 03:00:08 PM  
TFA: "I'm looking for someone to stand up and say, 'We're sorry Mr. Lakin, we're sorry Kendell. We want to make this right and hey everybody this food is hot.'"

::stands up::

Mr. Lakin, I'm sorry you're an idiot. Kendell, I'm sorry that you have epilepsy and that your dad is an idiot. Hey, everybody, unlike the skanky, congealed loser poutine at that place across the street, KFC's poutine is actually hot!

You're welcome.
 
2010-01-19 03:00:09 PM  
pudding7: Why am I the first to ask, "What the fark is Poutine?"

Because you're the only person who hasn't heard of Google?
 
2010-01-19 03:00:32 PM  
WARNING: Do not apply Poutine directly to forehead.
 
2010-01-19 03:00:38 PM  
POUTINE! Apply directly to your forehead! POUTINE! Apply directly to your forehead! POUTINE! Apply directly to your forehead!
 
2010-01-19 03:00:38 PM  
50mm: Poutine should have warning signs, but not for any of the reasons discussed in this article.

Poutine is a warning sign, all on it's own.
 
2010-01-19 03:00:44 PM  
Wait. So KFC sells poutine in Canada?

Does Canadian Taco Bell sell beans and toast?
 
2010-01-19 03:00:58 PM  
I don't believe we eat poutine around these parts. If we did I assure you we would probably not stick our faces into it. What if this girl had had her seisure on the street and stumbled into a legally moving vehicle? The world is made of unsafe surfaces - hot, cold, hard, sharp, scratchy. We get by. Put her in a padded suit, not the rest of us.
 
2010-01-19 03:00:58 PM  
"Her irate father told the Sun Monday he's not after a multi-million dollar lawsuit...

.. just a quiet settlement for tens of thousands under the table."
 
2010-01-19 03:01:04 PM  
Poutine is a dish consisting of French fries topped with fresh cheese curd, covered with brown gravy... THANKS WIKIPEDIA

//sounds nasty
//looks worse
 
2010-01-19 03:01:46 PM  
Weaps: Yeah they need to put warnings on just about everything when dealing with a loved one with epilepsy. So far my wife has encountered needing warning signs on walls, corners-of-coffee tables, wired routers, (yep, took us right off the intertubes), window sills, warm baths, cats, kitchen floors and a whole host of crap my wife has encountered during her seizures. Sometimes I wonder when I'm gonna get sent down for domestic abuse what with all the bruises she gets after events. "Honest no I don't beat my wife she has epilepsy and really DOES run into doors/floors/tables/whatever happens to be around when she goes down."

It has to suck, especially during the, ummm, intimate moments, I suppose.
 
2010-01-19 03:02:22 PM  
Her irate father told the Sun Monday he's not after a multi-million dollar lawsuit, he just wants to speak out to warn others and perhaps get the Colonel to turn the temperature down on the cheese and gravy.

Well, if the choice is between taking the risk of giving thousands of people food poisoning or burning the handful of people that accidentally or purposefully rub their faces in their dinner, I think you're out of luck.
 
2010-01-19 03:02:32 PM  
pudding7: Why am I the first to ask, "What the fark is Poutine?"

No, but Wikipedia dude.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine

I guess it's a French Canadian thing.

As for TFA - What, they want a warning label that says "DO NOT STICK FACE IN HOT POUTINE" Sounds to me like her dad is an ass that just wants to get his name in the papers.
 
2010-01-19 03:03:16 PM  
FTA: "Government regulations require that our gravy meets the critical control point compliance requirements of temperatures between 140 degrees Fahrenheit and 165 degrees Fahrenheit," the franchisee stated. "We've confirmed that our Acton store continues to meet these food safety standards."

Evil big government regulating that the Colonel put hot burning goo on young girls faces. I would like to offer my assistance. I have some ready to go at a nice safe temperature of 98.6F.

The Colonel is El Colon. Anagram!
 
2010-01-19 03:05:32 PM  
UHC2005: WARNING: Do not apply Poutine directly to forehead.

Plexo: POUTINE! Apply directly to your forehead! POUTINE! Apply directly to your forehead! POUTINE! Apply directly to your forehead!

Almost simulpost. So close.
 
2010-01-19 03:05:41 PM  
Haoie: And any non Canadians reading this wonder "what's poutine?"

Yeah me... I had to goto Wikipedia for it. Link

After looking it up, something just plain wrong about a KFC serving this stuff!! Like McDonalds serving Sushi in Japan..WTF!!
 
2010-01-19 03:05:55 PM  
The Crepes of Wrath: pudding7: Why am I the first to ask, "What the fark is Poutine?"

Because you're the only person who hasn't heard of Google?


Poutine (new window)
 
2010-01-19 03:06:51 PM  
Thisbymaster: Nothing gets you off better then having your dick in a chick while she is having a epileptic seizure.

Oh yeah?

How about having your dick in a chick in Haiti at 5:14 p.m. on Jan. 12, 2010 ?


/WAY too soon?
//I figured if you were going to be tasteless, then the forum was open.
///Apologies. I'll go donate some cash now.
 
2010-01-19 03:06:52 PM  
WARNING! YOU'RE ABOUT TO EAT POUTINE!
 
2010-01-19 03:07:35 PM  
Thisbymaster: Nothing gets you off better then having your dick in a chick while she is having a epileptic seizure.

Unless your dick is in her mouth. Then SOMETHING would come off...and you wouldn't be getting it back anytime soon.
 
2010-01-19 03:07:45 PM  
UHC2005: WARNING: Do not apply Poutine directly to forehead.

Plexo: POUTINE! Apply directly to your forehead! POUTINE! Apply directly to your forehead! POUTINE! Apply directly to your forehead!

6 seconds from a divide by zero. We're lucky there.
 
2010-01-19 03:08:08 PM  
Canada, huh? Almost made it.

static.reelmovienews.com

/i'm freakin out, man
 
2010-01-19 03:08:15 PM  
desourcesure.com
I vill kick your poutine eatin' ass'
 
2010-01-19 03:08:43 PM  
Warning: Hot Poutine!
www.siberianlight.net
 
2010-01-19 03:09:31 PM  
retro128: No, but Wikipedia dude.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine

I guess it's a French Canadian thing.


Meh, looks like it's just chips and cheese with gravy with a fancy name. You can get that at pretty much any chippy in Scotland.
 
2010-01-19 03:09:50 PM  
pudding7: Why am I the first to ask, "What the fark is Poutine?"

Because I'm assuming you're American, and as Americans we are required to know basically 3 things about Canada. They like hockey, they like poutine, and they have guys in red uniforms riding horses instead of police.
 
2010-01-19 03:11:38 PM  
And guy? Yeah, it sucks that your daughter has epilepsy. She could have a seizure anywhere. What if she were at home boiling water for spaghetti? Who the hell would you sue then?
 
2010-01-19 03:11:56 PM  
fifthhorseman: UHC2005: WARNING: Do not apply Poutine directly to forehead.

Plexo: POUTINE! Apply directly to your forehead! POUTINE! Apply directly to your forehead! POUTINE! Apply directly to your forehead!

6 seconds from a divide by zero. We're lucky there.


I forgot to check post comment immediately
 
2010-01-19 03:12:42 PM  
platedlizard: And guy? Yeah, it sucks that your daughter has epilepsy. She could have a seizure anywhere. What if she were at home boiling water for spaghetti? Who the hell would you sue then?

What if she was frying bacon naked?
 
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