Pocket Ninja: I'm sort of slow, subby. Maybe you could possibly highlight for me the passage in the article where it says he wants warning signs on the poutine? Thanks a lot. I'm trying, really, please be patient with me.
The-Brain: FTFA: Her irate father told the Sun Monday he's not after a multi-million dollar lawsuit, he just wants to speak out to warn others and perhaps get the Colonel to turn the temperature down on the cheese and gravy.
Lionel Mandrake: /then when she breaks her nose you can sue KFC for not warning people that their tables are hard.
GooberMcFly: I heard this douchenozzle on the radio this morning. He was also ripping on the KFC employees for not knowing what to do when his daughter started into her seizure. So I guess medical training is mandatory for all minimum wage food service jobs.The guy sounded like he wanted to blame everyone for the unfortunate incident that happened to his daughter. I was yelling at my radio in frustration the whole commute, but it made it seem shorter, so that's good.
pudding7: Why am I the first to ask, "What the fark is Poutine?"
50mm: Poutine should have warning signs, but not for any of the reasons discussed in this article.
Weaps: Yeah they need to put warnings on just about everything when dealing with a loved one with epilepsy. So far my wife has encountered needing warning signs on walls, corners-of-coffee tables, wired routers, (yep, took us right off the intertubes), window sills, warm baths, cats, kitchen floors and a whole host of crap my wife has encountered during her seizures. Sometimes I wonder when I'm gonna get sent down for domestic abuse what with all the bruises she gets after events. "Honest no I don't beat my wife she has epilepsy and really DOES run into doors/floors/tables/whatever happens to be around when she goes down."
UHC2005: WARNING: Do not apply Poutine directly to forehead.
Plexo: POUTINE! Apply directly to your forehead! POUTINE! Apply directly to your forehead! POUTINE! Apply directly to your forehead!
Haoie: And any non Canadians reading this wonder "what's poutine?"
The Crepes of Wrath: pudding7: Why am I the first to ask, "What the fark is Poutine?"Because you're the only person who hasn't heard of Google?
Thisbymaster: Nothing gets you off better then having your dick in a chick while she is having a epileptic seizure.
WARNING! YOU'RE ABOUT TO EAT POUTINE!
retro128: No, but Wikipedia dude.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PoutineI guess it's a French Canadian thing.
fifthhorseman: UHC2005: WARNING: Do not apply Poutine directly to forehead.Plexo: POUTINE! Apply directly to your forehead! POUTINE! Apply directly to your forehead! POUTINE! Apply directly to your forehead!6 seconds from a divide by zero. We're lucky there.
platedlizard: And guy? Yeah, it sucks that your daughter has epilepsy. She could have a seizure anywhere. What if she were at home boiling water for spaghetti? Who the hell would you sue then?
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