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(Chicago Sun-Times)   This Valentine's Day, White Castle fast food restaurants offer you a sure-fire way to break up with your girlfriend   (suntimes.com) divider line 112
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2010-01-19 11:42:07 AM  
The 69 later that night will surely end everything.
 
2010-01-19 11:46:23 AM  
Pretty sure they do this every year.

/Pass a White Castle on my way home
 
2010-01-19 11:59:33 AM  
Eating White Castle: good

Taking date to White Castle: forced masturbation
 
2010-01-19 12:07:57 PM  
ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Pretty sure they do this every year.

/Pass a White Castle on my way home


yeah, but fark has skipped a few years. i think we're probably overdue for this one again...

2002, 2005, 2006
 
wee
2010-01-19 12:17:34 PM  
I have never been to a White Castle. I've had the frozen ones, but I suspect they are not as good.

I have been to In-and-Out quite a lot, so I don't feel too bad. Still, it would be nice to try it.
 
2010-01-19 12:21:26 PM  
They've done this before. Some people even dress up and rent a limo, says Jamie Richardson, a White Castle spokesman.

I farking hate people sometimes. Of course, I ended up going to Steak and Shake in a limo due to farked up reservations for my senior prom, and then went bowling afterwards, but still.
 
2010-01-19 12:45:21 PM  
My wife and I wanted to have our wedding dinner at White Castle; we wanted
to be dressed in our finery and go up asking for 100 castles to go, quickly,
but her father put his foot down and took us to a Japanese steak house.

/WC is one of the few points where my wife and I are in complete agreement, thankyouverymuch
 
2010-01-19 01:34:10 PM  
GAT_00: I farking hate people sometimes.

No, I'm pretty sure you hate people all the time.
 
2010-01-19 01:42:59 PM  
jehovahs witness protection: The 69 later that night will surely end everything.

Over in 1.
 
2010-01-19 01:47:54 PM  
ne2d: No, I'm pretty sure you hate people all the time.

This may be true.
 
2010-01-19 02:10:16 PM  
wee: I have never been to a White Castle. I've had the frozen ones, but I suspect they are not as good.

Nope, pretty much the same thing.
 
2010-01-19 02:20:44 PM  
My husband would freaking love that.

No white castles near us though.
 
2010-01-19 02:22:19 PM  
wee: I have never been to a White Castle. I've had the frozen ones, but I suspect they are not as good.

I have been to In-and-Out quite a lot, so I don't feel too bad. Still, it would be nice to try it.


Those are good burgers, Walter.
 
2010-01-19 02:22:46 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com

Obligatory.
 
2010-01-19 02:24:21 PM  
Dam that is coming up again, it happens way to often. We need to move it to every other decade or something.
 
2010-01-19 02:25:20 PM  
It depends on what kind of sense of humor your date has. A White Castle with candlelight and waiters? Most of the girls I date would go for that.

Of course, she should know you have a job.

White Castle date when you make good money = Ironic. Could be funny.
White Castle date when your employment status is unclear = Red flag.
 
2010-01-19 02:26:55 PM  
old news is old news

why the fark did this make the main page ?
 
2010-01-19 02:27:46 PM  
Sounds like something ironic t-shirt wearing hipster douchebags would do. "Hey! Let's hang out at the Apple Store with our iPhones and then go to White Castle in a limo!"

/thankfully, no White Castles nearby
 
2010-01-19 02:29:27 PM  
Fianlly...someone understands me and my complex personality.
 
2010-01-19 02:30:16 PM  
I would KILL to have a White Castle or a Krystal here. Stupid Seattle.
 
2010-01-19 02:30:33 PM  
Oh, and has anyone mentioned this is old news yet? On FARK? Anyone? Okay, then I'll do it.

THIS NEWS IS OLD!!!ONEZIES!!!

You can thank me later.
 
2010-01-19 02:31:07 PM  
My wife and I have gone to the White Castle Valentine's Day thing every year we've been married, save last year when they didn't do it.

It's pretty swell, especially if you're married to someone awesome.
 
2010-01-19 02:31:41 PM  
Thisbymaster: Dam that is coming up again, it happens way to often. We need to move it to every other decade or something.

Seriously.

I need to get the business up and running already.

t3.gstatic.com

/hot
 
2010-01-19 02:33:03 PM  
Nothing says "I Love You" like a hot, wet, greasy fart that sends you to the restroom to check for underpants collateral damage.
 
2010-01-19 02:33:06 PM  
break up? That place is gastrointestinal murder.
 
2010-01-19 02:33:12 PM  
I like WC... for fast food they're pretty solid... candlelight and servers? I'm in!
I wonder if you have to tip.
 
2010-01-19 02:34:08 PM  
I'm not sure why all the love for White Castle. It's cheap meat on a cheap bun cooked in large batches.

The way burgers should be made: 1/3 - 1/2 pound of high quality ground beef or buffalo mixed with spices, cooked rare, smothered in cheddar cheese, with a sourdough bun, fresh lettuce, some onion, steak sauce, and Dijon mustard.

/If the bottom of your hamburger bun isn't red from the dripping juice, you're doing it wrong.
//Once this kid is out it's rare steak time. MMM.
 
2010-01-19 02:36:40 PM  
Because nothing says lovin' like a greasy piece of meat sliding between a couple of little buns.
 
Ant
2010-01-19 02:37:49 PM  
casey17: I would KILL to have a White Castle or a Krystal here. Stupid Seattle.

Is this not good enough for you?
restaurants.uptake.com
 
2010-01-19 02:39:31 PM  
actually, if my guy took me to white castle for valentine's day, i doubt I'd mind. it's a made-up hallmark holiday anyway, so doing something kind of romantic, yet cheesy and mocking, like that would be right up my alley. I'd love it.

/but I'm strange.
//very strange.
 
2010-01-19 02:39:41 PM  
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

miss my childhood cartoons
 
2010-01-19 02:40:50 PM  
SuperNinjaToad: I wonder if you have to tip.

White Castle =/= strip club

/you should hold the place up afterwords
//Garcon means boy
 
2010-01-19 02:41:04 PM  
I have eaten at White Castle twice. I went the second time, because I couldn't believe how nasty they were the first time, and figured it was only fair to give them another chance. It was exactly as foul as the first time. Never again.
 
2010-01-19 02:41:16 PM  
Third In Line: "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."



Heh...I just wrote a trivia question about that very thing.
 
2010-01-19 02:42:15 PM  
Meh...give me Krystals.
 
2010-01-19 02:43:20 PM  
img63.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-19 02:43:53 PM  
I like WC... for fast food they're pretty solid... candlelight and servers? I'm in!
I wonder if you have to tip.


Brilliant!
 
2010-01-19 02:44:31 PM  
What kind of loser moron would take a date to White Castle for any reason. On Valentine's Day, doubly so? Seriously, I'm not exactly Don Juan, but I have the good sense to choose some place nice.

And buy her some damn flowers, too. Jewelry is better, though.

/Start making reservations now, otherwise you may be in trouble
/Any farkettes want to volunteer this Valentine's Day?
//Yes, you can have the lobster and the good champagne
 
2010-01-19 02:45:06 PM  
wee: I have never been to a White Castle. I've had the frozen ones, but I suspect they are not as good.

I have been to In-and-Out quite a lot, so I don't feel too bad. Still, it would be nice to try it.


Real White Castles = awesome
frozen White Castles = terrible
 
2010-01-19 02:45:16 PM  
Comparing White Castle to in and out burger is like comparing a trailer park to a gated community.

One is of much higher quality then the other, but both are worth visiting at least once.
 
2010-01-19 02:45:59 PM  
Trivia Jockey: Eating White Castle: good

Taking date to White Castle: forced masturbation


same can be said for marriage.....
 
2010-01-19 02:47:14 PM  
casey17: I would KILL to have a White Castle or a Krystal here. Stupid Seattle.

Go to Dick's. They're seventy times better, their fries are godly, and their shakes are made with real ice cream. If you don't want to do the drive and park, go to the Queen Anne location, it has an actual sit down restaurant.

/people in Seattle complaining about not having White Castle is like a starving man complaining he doesn't have a napkin to use at a feast
//miss Dick's so much
 
2010-01-19 02:47:26 PM  
You could blow a week's pay on fresh lobster, a bottle of bubbly and a quiet table with a waiter named Jean-Pierre...

A week's pay? Stick to the White Castle, guy.
 
2010-01-19 02:47:58 PM  
casey17: I would KILL to have a White Castle or a Krystal here. Stupid Seattle Las Vegas.

Now it applies to me as well.
 
2010-01-19 02:48:35 PM  
Mr. Fenster Manifester: You could blow a week's pay on fresh lobster, a bottle of bubbly and a quiet table with a waiter named Jean-Pierre...

A week's pay? Stick to the White Castle, guy.


A week's pay? I don't think so. I have a real job.
 
2010-01-19 02:49:26 PM  
I remember when I first moved to Cincinnati I tried White Castle because I remembered getting them as a kid a long time ago. OMG so so nasty! Life's too short for "bef".
 
2010-01-19 02:49:41 PM  
jehovahs witness protection: The 69 later that night will surely end everything.

/gorgor?
//ahem!
///bracing
 
2010-01-19 02:50:29 PM  
casey17: I would KILL to have a White Castle or a Krystal here. Stupid Seattle.

Seattle has Dick's.
And Kidd Valley (garlic fries!!!)
Herfy's
Burgermaster

But good pizza: Seattle has little. (Though I hear a new place called Kiley's in Fremont is good.)
 
2010-01-19 02:53:24 PM  
Sin_City_Superhero: casey17: I would KILL to have a White Castle or a Krystal here. Stupid Seattle Las Vegas midwest.

Now it applies to me as well.

Third-ed

Trivia Jockey: Third In Line: "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."



Heh...I just wrote a trivia question about that very thing.


Cool!
Wait - I WIN??? What do I get?!?!
 
2010-01-19 02:53:39 PM  
Sin_City_Superhero: casey17: I would KILL to have a White Castle or a Krystal here. Stupid Seattle Las Vegas.

Now it applies to me as well.


And yet, you have In-N-Out. I'm stuck in Nebraska. We don't even have Steak & Shake.
 
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