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(WSB-TV)   Frugal mugger adapts to troubled economic times by taking victims money, as well as his shoes and pants   (wsbtv.com) divider line 21
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2010-01-19 08:37:04 AM
Down town Atlanta is a shiathole. I never go inside the perimeter anymore.
 
2010-01-19 08:47:27 AM
jehovahs witness protection: Down town Atlanta is a shiathole. I never go inside the perimeter anymore.

LOL PERIMETER

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/hotlanta
 
2010-01-19 08:57:07 AM
Atlanta's a great place during the day. Once the sun goes down however, it's time to GTFO.
 
2010-01-19 09:52:22 AM
In before the "Pants on the Ground" jokes.
 
2010-01-19 10:06:27 AM
not so strange. a man in no pants and shoes isnt as likely to go chasing you down the street.
 
2010-01-19 10:08:42 AM
This happened to me in New Orleans. Only it was a few more guys. Took my pants & shoes, as well as my friend's pants. He was wearing ugly-ass boat shoes, so they didn't steal his. Went to the Coast Guard station afterwards to get help and they thought we were terrorists. Pantsless terrorists.
 
2010-01-19 10:26:44 AM
AnotherBluesStringer: This happened to me in New Orleans. Only it was a few more guys. Took my pants & shoes, as well as my friend's pants. He was wearing ugly-ass boat shoes, so they didn't steal his. Went to the Coast Guard station afterwards to get help and they thought we were terrorists. Pantsless terrorists.

Don't you know that before a suicide mission Muslim terrorists remove their pants in preparation for meeting their 72 virgins?
 
2010-01-19 10:32:45 AM
Digitalstrange: not so strange. a man in no pants and shoes isnt as likely to go chasing you down the street.

Yep. Look, this is a knowledge economy. Can we out-steal a billion Chinese? 900,000,000 Indians? Can we do it faster or cheaper? No... those days are gone for America. But we can re-train ourselves to steal SMARTER.

And by God we're doing it... from the boardroom down to the booking room, we're doing it.
 
2010-01-19 10:38:42 AM
Frugal mugger adapts to troubled economic times by taking victims money, as well as his shoes and pants

And apostrophes. (Oh come on, I'm English! It's allowed!) :p
 
2010-01-19 11:06:55 AM
MaxxLarge: In before the "Pants on the Ground" jokes.

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2010-01-19 11:12:01 AM
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APPROVES.
 
2010-01-19 11:17:02 AM
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2010-01-19 11:26:34 AM
So he has them.
 
2010-01-19 12:21:56 PM
An excellent strategy. Everyone knows that in case of any disagreements with the authorities, "pants" always beats "no pants".

Cop: "Ma'am, this many here says you mugged him."
Thief: "What? Nonsense. Can't you see this man has no pants?"
Pantsless Victim: "Oh, come on! She took them, too! See? They're right there on the.."
Cop: "Sir, I can clearly see your nuts, so I'm going to have to ask you to step back or I'll be forced to elevate my defense response."
Pantsless Victim: "But, officer, if you'll just check her vehi..."
Cop: *tzzZZzZzzzztZzzZzzt"
 
2010-01-19 12:46:36 PM
Savage Bacon: Cop: "Sir, I can clearly see your nuts,

I see what you did there.
 
2010-01-19 01:10:51 PM
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The mugger explained to the victim that he "needs your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."
 
2010-01-19 01:39:43 PM
when the first Air Jordans came out, kids were getting mugged left and right for them shoes. I hated L.A. as a kid.
 
2010-01-19 02:01:35 PM
This would cause me to question the sexual orientation of my mugger.
 
2010-01-19 02:02:06 PM
DangerousDaze: Frugal mugger adapts to troubled economic times by taking victims money, as well as his shoes and pants

And apostrophes. (Oh come on, I'm English! It's allowed!) :p


So he delivers he victims some money?
 
2010-01-19 02:04:23 PM
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2010-01-19 02:05:23 PM
Mugger 101; take the pants and shoes and they won't chase you.
 
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