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(KESQ)   Sheep go to heaven, goats go to strip clubs   (kesq.com) divider line 73
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2010-01-19 01:22:09 AM  
img682.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-19 08:51:06 AM  
Maybe he was just looking for this:

www.prolab.com
 
2010-01-19 09:05:16 AM  
He'll keep the reflective doors covered was paper until he can get a security fence.

HUH?
 
2010-01-19 09:50:41 AM  
www.pub.umich.edu

Approves.
 
2010-01-19 10:06:57 AM  
pesky Lapland goats
 
2010-01-19 10:06:58 AM  
The Cake is a lie.
 
2010-01-19 10:07:10 AM  
Maybe he was just horny.
i499.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-19 10:10:50 AM  
Perhaps Satan was his motor - in his motor caaaaaar.
 
2010-01-19 10:13:04 AM  
"Tell you the truth I didn't know there was goats either. So what's next? Bulls? I don't know," says Piecura.

Now that's a cover charge.


Does that make sense to anyone? What's a cover charge? Bulls? Because Bulls charge? Is that it? I don't get it, but I'm fairly certain I'm going to be saying that as a random and inappropriate response now. Thanks, Newsperson.
 
2010-01-19 10:13:29 AM  
lost my v-card during Mr. Mastodon Farm.

/win?
 
2010-01-19 10:14:44 AM  
But when the goat needs you, baby, you're never there.
 
2010-01-19 10:15:57 AM  
As long as they keep off my Italian leather sofa, I'm fine.
 
2010-01-19 10:16:18 AM  
No goats no glory.

/wake n bake!!
 
2010-01-19 10:17:07 AM  
Sheep go to heaven, goats go to strip clubs

/and Little Lambs eat Ivy.
 
2010-01-19 10:18:36 AM  
Heaven, or Strip Club?

And the difference is...

/Heaven looks like the parts of New Zealand used in Jackson's LOTR films... and you just know what those Kiwis do to their sheep, right?
 
2010-01-19 10:23:57 AM  
I wonder if he came through the Alpha-Beta parking lot?
 
2010-01-19 10:27:42 AM  
Was his written by your average strip club patron?

The goat spent the next a half hour dazed, staring at itself in a mirror.

A man comes in and chases the goat further farther inside.
 
2010-01-19 10:36:59 AM  
A 150 pound goat smashed it's way into his business.

Right, it was trying to break into the strip club. Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge.
 
2010-01-19 10:38:58 AM  
I commend the article writer for not making any "horny goat" jokes. Some Farkers not so much, apparently.
 
2010-01-19 10:40:14 AM  
I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip
I don't wanna feel the emptiness
Bold marquees with stupid band names
I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip

/cool headline bro
 
2010-01-19 10:40:14 AM  
Obviously this is someone related to my husband's family.
 
2010-01-19 10:42:15 AM  
cherryl taggart: Obviously this is someone related to my husband's family.

I lol'd
 
2010-01-19 10:43:33 AM  
mofomisfit: I commend the article writer for not making any "horny goat" jokes. Some Farkers not so much, apparently.

Would "randy old goat" have been better?
 
2010-01-19 10:46:08 AM  
This headline made my morning.
 
2010-01-19 10:48:43 AM  
musclesofmooth.com

Goats be pimpin'
 
2010-01-19 10:49:50 AM  
Frank Sinatra would have been proud.
 
2010-01-19 10:52:50 AM  
Go to hell
 
2010-01-19 10:56:00 AM  
Hawnkee: Frank Sinatra would have been proud.

Meanwhile, so would Rick James.
 
2010-01-19 11:01:19 AM  
Who freed the goat from the pick-up truck?
 
2010-01-19 11:03:41 AM  
Gotta love local news:
A 150 pound goat smashed it's way into his business.

It gets on it's hind legs and rammed into the quarter inch think glass.
 
2010-01-19 11:04:36 AM  
Where's this guy going?
farm2.static.flickr.com
/and window or aisle seat?
 
2010-01-19 11:12:25 AM  
He will survive.

On another note, I'm glad that there's been no mention of race car ya-yas.
 
2010-01-19 11:14:06 AM  
The goat spent the next a half hour dazed, staring at itself in a mirror.

Sounds as if the goat has all the moves to be a successful dancer.
 
2010-01-19 11:15:16 AM  
He was just looking for the ba-a-a-athroom.
 
2010-01-19 11:17:50 AM  
I got a nugget for all of you people.
 
2010-01-19 11:27:59 AM  
FTFA: The goat spent the next a[sic] half hour dazed, staring at itself in a mirror.

In other words, a typical Saturday evening at my house.
 
2010-01-19 11:29:45 AM  
Just here for the headline.

+1
 
2010-01-19 11:35:59 AM  
Mangoose: "Tell you the truth I didn't know there was goats either. So what's next? Bulls? I don't know," says Piecura.

Now that's a cover charge.

Does that make sense to anyone? What's a cover charge? Bulls? Because Bulls charge? Is that it? I don't get it, but I'm fairly certain I'm going to be saying that as a random and inappropriate response now. Thanks, Newsperson.


A cover charge is a fee you pay at the door of some bars that have a form of live entertainment. This is so they still get some money if you came only to see the show and not to drink. Some places will have a minimum number of drinks you have to purchase, instead of a cover charge. Either way it's to make sure you spend some money there in exchange for getting a show.
 
2010-01-19 11:36:03 AM  
My sheep get a little bit of heaven every night.
 
2010-01-19 11:37:06 AM  
The goat spent the next a half hour dazed, staring at itself it'se'l'f'''' in a mirror.

/FTFTA
 
2010-01-19 11:37:29 AM  
A lot of good cars are Japanese
 
2010-01-19 11:40:06 AM  
This sort of thing really gets my goat.

/can't believe no-one did this already
//feeling somewhat ashamed
/// obvious
 
2010-01-19 11:45:26 AM  
feanturi: Mangoose: "Tell you the truth I didn't know there was goats either. So what's next? Bulls? I don't know," says Piecura.

Now that's a cover charge.

Does that make sense to anyone? What's a cover charge? Bulls? Because Bulls charge? Is that it? I don't get it, but I'm fairly certain I'm going to be saying that as a random and inappropriate response now. Thanks, Newsperson.

A cover charge is a fee you pay at the door of some bars that have a form of live entertainment. This is so they still get some money if you came only to see the show and not to drink. Some places will have a minimum number of drinks you have to purchase, instead of a cover charge. Either way it's to make sure you spend some money there in exchange for getting a show.


I'm going out on a limb and guessing he -knows- what a cover charge is... but is there any point to having that line finish the article? I tend to agree with him that it was completely, utterly pointless to do such. I don't get why that line was put in at all.
 
2010-01-19 11:46:03 AM  
pacified: A lot of good cars are Japanese

True. But when I'm driving far, I need my baby next to me.
 
2010-01-19 11:48:10 AM  
I read the article.

It provided information.

I was a good story.

I laughed a little bit.

I wonder how the goat is doing now.

A strip club is an unusual place to find a goat.

I want to strangle the fourth grader who wrote that choppy piece of tripe.
 
2010-01-19 11:48:43 AM  
Goat, take your economy car and your suitcase, your psycho little dog and take it all away.

So goat, goat ahead and destroy this, better come with an army. Are you feeling, feeling OK baby?
 
2010-01-19 11:50:31 AM  

Let it be noted that neither my dog nor I appreciate goat's head.


waynesword.palomar.edu


However, that doesn't mean I wouldn't go to the strip bar with one.
 
2010-01-19 11:52:22 AM  
CrazedHatter: feanturi: Mangoose: "Tell you the truth I didn't know there was goats either. So what's next? Bulls? I don't know," says Piecura.

Now that's a cover charge.

Does that make sense to anyone? What's a cover charge? Bulls? Because Bulls charge? Is that it? I don't get it, but I'm fairly certain I'm going to be saying that as a random and inappropriate response now. Thanks, Newsperson.

A cover charge is a fee you pay at the door of some bars that have a form of live entertainment. This is so they still get some money if you came only to see the show and not to drink. Some places will have a minimum number of drinks you have to purchase, instead of a cover charge. Either way it's to make sure you spend some money there in exchange for getting a show.

I'm going out on a limb and guessing he -knows- what a cover charge is... but is there any point to having that line finish the article? I tend to agree with him that it was completely, utterly pointless to do such. I don't get why that line was put in at all.


Now that's a cover charge.
 
2010-01-19 11:55:00 AM  
Did they eat the carpet?
 
2010-01-19 11:55:25 AM  
Perhaps the goat was simply touring the facilities and picking up slack.
 
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