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(SFGate)   Taco Bell founder makes a run for the coroner   (sfgate.com ) divider line 257
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2010-01-18 02:21:55 PM  
FTFA:

The Irvine-based company did not release a cause of death.


He probably died from eating farking Taco Bell most of his life.
 
2010-01-18 02:34:21 PM  
I laughed at this one.
 
2010-01-18 02:42:14 PM  
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2010-01-18 02:42:35 PM  

basemetal: I laughed at this one.


I thought the " For whom the Taco Bell tolls" one was pretty funny too. but yeah this one is funnier.
 
2010-01-18 02:44:13 PM  
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Thanks for all the inspiration Mexico but this here gringo is blastin' off to heaven!
Chow, y'all!
 
2010-01-18 02:46:52 PM  

neatorama.cachefly.net

 
2010-01-18 02:50:38 PM  
Taco trifecta in play?
 
2010-01-18 02:50:51 PM  
One More Time, Say You're Leaving, Say Goodbye...
 
2010-01-18 02:54:24 PM  
In keeping with Taco Bell tradition he will be exploding out the back of his grave 2 hours after he goes in.
 
2010-01-18 02:54:46 PM  
Ashes will be scattered in the Pacific ocean.

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2010-01-18 02:59:25 PM  
r.i.p. dude
 
2010-01-18 03:16:22 PM  
Just some friendly advice: avoid the Nachos Bell Grande this week
 
2010-01-18 03:36:14 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Just some friendly advice: avoid the Nachos Bell Grande this week


That's good advice any week.
 
2010-01-18 04:11:00 PM  

mjoven1975: FTFA:

The Irvine-based company did not release a cause of death.


He probably died from eating farking Taco Bell most of his life.


Um, he died at the age of 86. To me, that's a full life and then some. Not everyone can or should live to the age of 100.
 
2010-01-18 04:13:11 PM  
The funeral procession expected to take at least 6 hours due to pallbearers having to drop the casket, race to the bathroom every twelve steps.

/blatantly ripped from my redlit headline
 
2010-01-18 04:16:19 PM  

Deadhouseplants: mjoven1975: FTFA:

The Irvine-based company did not release a cause of death.


He probably died from eating farking Taco Bell most of his life.

Um, he died at the age of 86. To me, that's a full life and then some. Not everyone can or should live to the age of 100.


Fair enough. Perhaps he lived to 86 by NOT eating Taco Bell!
 
2010-01-18 04:18:44 PM  
Also he was responsible for helping to get Der Winershnitzel going. The man had a good touch.
 
2010-01-18 04:22:01 PM  

WhyteRaven74: Also he was responsible for helping to get Der Winershnitzel going. The man had a good touch no taste buds.

 
2010-01-18 04:22:54 PM  

mjoven1975: Deadhouseplants: mjoven1975: FTFA:

The Irvine-based company did not release a cause of death.


He probably died from eating farking Taco Bell most of his life.

Um, he died at the age of 86. To me, that's a full life and then some. Not everyone can or should live to the age of 100.

Fair enough. Perhaps he lived to 86 by NOT eating Taco BellTime!


Honestly, I don't know why I'm defending Taco Bell. I'm personally a Chipotle guy.
 
2010-01-18 04:23:13 PM  

BKITU: WhyteRaven74: Also he was responsible for helping to get Der Winershnitzel going. The man had a good touch no taste buds.


This. Der Wienerschnitzel is terrible.
 
2010-01-18 04:30:58 PM  



RIP farts




//I'm in 500 hell
 
2010-01-18 04:37:29 PM  
mjoven1975: This. Der Wienerschnitzel is terrible.

I wasn't saying the food was any good, just that Mr. Bell wasn't bad with getting businesses going. I mean for fark's sake he founded Taco Bell, food quality is not exactly on the, uh, menu in the discussion ;)
 
2010-01-18 04:46:16 PM  
No fast food restaurant has more healthy choices than Toca Bell other than Panera Bread (if you remove the diet drinks and condiments from McDonald's and Subway's menus)

Link (new window)

Taco Bell = great tasting healthy food.
 
2010-01-18 04:50:08 PM  

impaler: Taco Bell = great tasting healthy food.


Maybe it's because it doesn't stay with you long enough for your body to suffer any ill effects from all the starches, grease, cheese, and meat byproducts.
 
2010-01-18 05:00:13 PM  

markie_farkie: Maybe it's because it doesn't stay with you long enough for your body to suffer any ill effects from all the starches, grease, cheese, and meat byproducts. natural ingredients.


FTFY. It is true though, the average unhealthy American's bowels will explode if introduced to something called "fiber," which is prevalent in the beans found in Mexican food.
 
2010-01-18 05:05:44 PM  
Hey I'm cool, I don't eat at Taco Bell. I go to a fancy local restaurant and pay $8.00 for a taco that has more fat and calories. But at least I know the meat only comes from the finest cuts of happy cows. Real restarants would never use anything but prime beef in a fajita that's smothered in sauce anyway.
 
2010-01-18 05:08:00 PM  
Is he going to be wrapped in a flour or corn shroud? Or will he laid out open-casket, tostada-style?
 
2010-01-18 05:12:26 PM  
Good night, think-outside-the-bunnyman.
 
2010-01-18 06:01:45 PM  

basemetal: I laughed at this one.


My first reaction was to actually say "BONGGG!!!" after reading it, while laughing.
 
2010-01-18 06:03:06 PM  
Am I the only one who didn't laugh at the headline?
 
2010-01-18 06:03:06 PM  
I'd kill for some bean burritos.
 
2010-01-18 06:03:59 PM  
Taco Bell... make a run for the bathroom.
 
2010-01-18 06:04:47 PM  
Is the burial at 2am after a night of bar-hoppin?
 
2010-01-18 06:05:30 PM  
It's safe to say that the anus will be remarkable.
 
2010-01-18 06:05:54 PM  
But did he kill his spouse over tacos before he died?
 
2010-01-18 06:06:06 PM  
I have yet to figure out why it's sad when an old man dies extremely wealthy.
 
2010-01-18 06:06:35 PM  

www.india-shopping.net

RIP OILY DISCHARGE

 
2010-01-18 06:07:15 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Is he going to be wrapped in a flour or corn shroud? Or will he laid out open-casket, tostada-style?


It took a while, but I'm pronouncing this thread done!
 
2010-01-18 06:07:29 PM  
I honestly never knew it was Taco BELL because of someone's last name.


So, okay.
 
2010-01-18 06:07:32 PM  
Musta been the refried beans. Those always get me too. At his age, there's only so much a colon can take before it suffers a fatal blow out.
 
2010-01-18 06:07:38 PM  

impaler: markie_farkie: Maybe it's because it doesn't stay with you long enough for your body to suffer any ill effects from all the starches, grease, cheese, and meat byproducts. natural ingredients.

FTFY. It is true though, the average unhealthy American's bowels will explode if introduced to something called "fiber," which is prevalent in the beans found in Mexican food.


You know why Mexicans eat refried beans? You ever meet a Mexican that didn't fark things up the first time around?
 
2010-01-18 06:08:36 PM  

FormlessOne: basemetal: I laughed at this one.

My first reaction was to actually say "BONGGG!!!" after reading it, while laughing.


Really?
I'd get it if the actual slogan was "Run to the corner." But it was "Run to the border."
 
2010-01-18 06:08:37 PM  

BeerStud7: I'd kill for some bean burritos.


why don't you just pay 99 cents each. it's much cheaper than a defense lawyer and much quicker than the sentence you'd surely get
 
2010-01-18 06:08:41 PM  
$125 million in Pepsi stock in 1988? Without dividends that would be worth billions today... so say what you will about the food, but he made an assload of money... and not all of their stuff is that bad... as fast food goes it's definitely not the least-healthy option.
 
2010-01-18 06:09:39 PM  
Oh well...Chipotle tasted better.
 
2010-01-18 06:10:42 PM  
APPROVES
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2010-01-18 06:11:37 PM  

Deadhouseplants: Um, he died at the age of 86. To me, that's a full life and then some. Not everyone can or should live to the age of 100.


Speak for yourself, deather.
 
2010-01-18 06:12:11 PM  

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ye9okoz
(copy and paste, NSFW)


No, no, no. Not going to. Cause it's going to be disgusting in a poopy way.

NO
 
2010-01-18 06:12:18 PM  

eraser8: Am I the only one who didn't laugh at the headline?


YES
 
2010-01-18 06:12:19 PM  
The Irvine-based company did not release a cause of death.

I have a 10 spot on ass cancer.
 
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