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(Local6)   H.S. athletic director arrested for giving student "violent wedgies" that caused bruising   (local6.com) divider line 138
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2003-04-09 03:55:53 PM
I bet the NEA defends him.

Would it be asking too much to connect the dots between unionism and protection of mediocre or frighteningly incompetent members by the rest of the union?

Whether its teachers or cops, seems like a common thread. If the guys in a union he gets away with it for years before someone does something, if anything happens at all.
 
2003-04-09 04:04:37 PM
'That's gonna leave a mark.'
 
2003-04-09 04:20:24 PM
Hey, Can't Stand Ya! Get over here!
 
2003-04-09 04:20:45 PM
"Violent Wedgies"? Do those cause black and blue balls?
 
2003-04-09 04:22:48 PM
hmm someone has a fetish!
 
2003-04-09 04:23:01 PM
 
2003-04-09 04:23:20 PM
I wonder if a paticularly brutal wedgie ever sent a person to the hospital...
 
2003-04-09 04:23:46 PM
I had a violent wedgie, once. Smacked it and sent it to bed early. No supper either. That'll teach 'em.
 
2003-04-09 04:23:52 PM
No matter which way you put it, "violent wedgies' can never be a good thing.
 
2003-04-09 04:24:28 PM
Who hasn't had a little pelvic bruising inflicted on them by a teacher?
 
2003-04-09 04:24:29 PM

Gives them a wedgie? I dunno about you guys, but I think rear slapping was going far enough.





/insert obscure Ambiguosly Gay Duo quote here

 
2003-04-09 04:24:42 PM
I bet in his office he's got hundreds of elastic waist bands hanging up from all the tighty whiteys he destroyed... like an insane man's trophy case.
 
2003-04-09 04:25:03 PM
That pair of velvet handcuffs in his office should have been a dead giveaway.
 
2003-04-09 04:25:14 PM
Can women get wedgies? Are they called hedgies?
 
2003-04-09 04:25:49 PM
"accused of using his office to spank a 17-year-old male student"

Wow. That is some clear copywriting. How do you use an office to spank a student? Ohhh...Spanking a student in his office maybe?

Send him to prison. Let him get passed around like a cigarette.
 
2003-04-09 04:26:44 PM
As if H.S. gym class weren't bad enough.
 
2003-04-09 04:28:00 PM
If the kid wasn't bleeding, he has nothing to worry about.

and Sharksandwich, if you give someone a frontal wedgie (male OR female) it is called a "Reggie".

that is all
 
2003-04-09 04:28:15 PM
Wanna see a dinosaur?

Ok.
OWWWW!!!!

See, that was a wedgie-sore-ass

yes, I have nothing.
 
2003-04-09 04:28:26 PM
Athletic Director? Jocks always get away with this crap. Anybody knows the fastest track to being principal at a high school is to coach a winning football team, no matter how much you sucked at being a "teacher".
 
2003-04-09 04:30:32 PM


Emilio Estevez had no comment.
 
2003-04-09 04:31:35 PM
That's one scary-lookin' dude.

Looks kinda familier, though. Hmmm...
 
2003-04-09 04:31:40 PM
ISNT THIS A
SEINFELD episode???????
???????????????????????
 
2003-04-09 04:32:28 PM
JERSEY! WHOO!
 
2003-04-09 04:32:37 PM
Pussies. Watch a real man get a wedgie.
*YANK*
 
2003-04-09 04:33:23 PM
Anybody knows the fastest track to being principal at a high school is to coach a winning football team, no matter how much you sucked at being a "teacher"

Or a "heterosexual".
 
2003-04-09 04:33:49 PM

"Come on without,
Come on within,
You ain't had nothin'
Till you've got a mighty wedgie from Quinn."

 
2003-04-09 04:34:23 PM
It seems there's a lot of arrests being made today.
 
2003-04-09 04:34:29 PM
accused of using his office to spank a 17-year-old male student and having the student spank him with various objects. He also is accused of fondling the student's genitals and buttocks, and giving the student "violent wedgies" that caused bruising

Did anyone else find this strangely erotic? Brings back memories.
 
2003-04-09 04:40:56 PM
I can't get Violent Femmes- Add It Up out of my head!

SOMEONE GIVE ME A GUN!!!!
 
2003-04-09 04:42:43 PM


Ouch.
 
2003-04-09 04:43:01 PM
I saw The Violent Wedgies in '86 at CBGB's...they rocked...
 
2003-04-09 04:44:53 PM
"Good thing they weren't atomic"
/holds up waist band
"It was" :(
 
2003-04-09 04:46:37 PM
I WANT YOU TO KICK ME IN THE JIMMY!

YYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!


 
2003-04-09 04:50:28 PM
The really weird thing is that he only has half a moustache. Maybe the moustache side made him do it, but the other side tried to stop it.

It spanks the coach with the paddle or it gets the hose.
 
2003-04-09 04:51:34 PM
Back in college as the weenie lowly freshman on the basketball team, I received many-a-painful, boxer-short-destroying wedgies from the starting center and power forward.

Power forward is right!

Out of defiance, I sewed a large scrap from my undies onto a shirt won at a tourney.
Yippee for self-congratulatory fashion!

Awesome.
 
2003-04-09 04:52:49 PM


Nerds!!
 
2003-04-09 04:54:10 PM
Now that's a face I want NO WHERE NEAR my ass.
 
2003-04-09 04:54:23 PM
Bump I need positive and constructive reinforcement that I will be ok. I have been afraid of that song since I first heard it.
 
2003-04-09 04:57:42 PM



Wedge Antilles unavailable for comment.
 
2003-04-09 04:58:08 PM
odd we had a teacher in elementary school that gave super wedgies if you were bad, (stand on chair him hold back of undies, and move chair)

he was everyones favorite teacher..... he did have a screw loose i will admit
 
2003-04-09 05:00:32 PM
Over a year and he is a teenage boy in a public school? I think he farking deserved it. If my coach ever tried that back in my high school days, I would have punched him and ran to the cops.
 
2003-04-09 05:02:54 PM
Candypants
Now that's a face I want NO WHERE NEAR my ass.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks ;-)
 
2003-04-09 05:03:06 PM

From a previous Photoshop thread, picture is by Nohit. Just saw it as I was looking at 'Shop threads I missed. Thought it fit in here (linked to, hope you don't have a bandwith problem with this).


Atomic wedgie picture by Nohit

 
2003-04-09 05:04:45 PM
I miss the days of the Atomic Wedgie.
 
2003-04-09 05:04:46 PM

POWER WEDGIE!!
 
2003-04-09 05:06:37 PM
I always called them "Atomic wedgies". The true measure of an Atomic wedgie was, 'you had to be able to put your arms through the leg holes'.
For the record, I got as many as I gave.
Good times........
 
2003-04-09 05:07:04 PM
in h.s. we had a gym teacher we called 'gripper'. he would walk around the lockerroom, and grab you between the legs to see if you were wearing a jock or not...
 
2003-04-09 05:08:55 PM
The old athletic director at my school just got in a car accident. :) I hate jocks.
 
2003-04-09 05:09:25 PM
what no pix i am bummed
 
2003-04-09 05:12:01 PM
^
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giggling madly.
 
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