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(WWDN)   Wil's site voted best celebrity weblog. Wil attributes it to the power of cheese   ( ) divider line
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2003-04-09 01:59:38 PM  
Kneel before the might of fark.
2003-04-09 02:07:40 PM  
Wil needs a new dishwasher?

[image from too old to be available]
2003-04-09 02:09:25 PM  
yea me!!
2003-04-09 04:04:31 PM  
ARe there actually celeb blogs that exist? Not just websites of the vaguely famous?

Just curious.
2003-04-09 04:04:39 PM  
Behold the power of Fark.
2003-04-09 04:05:26 PM  
Seriously, I have to tell you all, having a week with no phones, no tv, no Internet, and therefore no war, no war, and no war, . . . it was magnificent. If you can isolate yourself from news, even if it's only for an afternoon's hike, you gotta do it.

Great advice. Congratulations Wil.
2003-04-09 04:06:00 PM  
I hate him. He's one of those damn EFF hippies.

Information doesn't want anything, retards!
*returns to writing an app with a proprietary format*
2003-04-09 04:07:03 PM  
His website rules, but his messageboard sucks. They're so anal there, and anybody who disagrees or tries to threadjack is booted. I mean, trolls make the world go round, as annoying as they can be sometimes.
2003-04-09 04:07:30 PM  
I've been parousing fark now for a year or so, and I'm still confused about the fascainatin with Wheaton. Can someone explain this to me?

Long live Walken.
2003-04-09 04:08:02 PM  
step one: site voted best celebrity weblog.
step two: ???
step three: profit!
2003-04-09 04:08:17 PM  
2003-04-09 04:08:33 PM  
Wow. Interesting. I really mean that.
2003-04-09 04:09:08 PM  
I haven't watched tv/cable tv in two and a half years. Well, it's harder to get away from the internet I guess but you don't have to go to news pages. Take longer hikes.
2003-04-09 04:09:30 PM  
2003-04-09 04:09:45 PM  
this spider and its babies
2003-04-09 04:09:59 PM  
Congrats, Wil! :D
2003-04-09 04:10:03 PM  
When I voted it looked like a landslide.
2003-04-09 04:10:12 PM  
Blog polls seem to be Forbes' pathetic attempt at attaining some measure of 'netawareness.

I think they owe Fark a story, but I'm not holding my breath.

My Q is: what'd Drew do to offend the Webbys?
2003-04-09 04:12:29 PM  

set cheese = FARK
echo "Behold the power of $cheese"

I'm sure that's what he meant
2003-04-09 04:12:44 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

This spider and its babies loves wil.
2003-04-09 04:13:08 PM  
Shreave: does 'parousing' mean 'perusing', while 'carousing'?
2003-04-09 04:14:03 PM  
Yo! Chris Buckley, Down here!

You owe FARK a mention in FYI. I've read two of your books now. It's only fair...
2003-04-09 04:14:46 PM  
Congrats Will, but I thought he stopped updating his site.
2003-04-09 04:15:56 PM  
Yay Wil!
Now you owe us that "Wil modeling a Fark thong" shot that you promised us.

Oh wait. I made that part up.
How about modeling a non-thong bit o' Fark gear then?

We promise to keep your blog in the spotlight if you do...

(Pretending as if either had anything to do with me)
2003-04-09 04:16:26 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
wil [TotalFark]
2003-04-09 04:16:36 PM  
Has anyone seen my "Feh?"
2003-04-09 04:18:24 PM  
Are you REALLY Wil Wheaton, Wil?
2003-04-09 04:19:37 PM  
Hey, fellow farkers, i usually get all the in-jokes, but i guess i missed this one:

step one: something
step two: ???
step three: something else

tell me and i'll relate to the new farkers the deal about cock and ball torture. deal?
2003-04-09 04:19:39 PM  
blah blah blah

may use meh
2003-04-09 04:19:48 PM  
That's nice.
2003-04-09 04:20:42 PM  
cheese, indeed.
2003-04-09 04:21:17 PM  
So, Wil, whatcha gonna do with all the prize money? DIsneyland?
2003-04-09 04:22:08 PM  
04-09-03 02:09:25 PM PowerofCheese
yea me!!

Farkers who point out their inadvertently mentioned screen names alway amuse me.

its the simple things.

/plays with shiny thing...
wil [TotalFark]
2003-04-09 04:22:15 PM  
I think I'm gonna buy myself a nice shiny new "Feh." Maybe a matched pair of "Feh" and "Meh"s.

Mmm. Matched Pair.
2003-04-09 04:22:26 PM  
I will always vote for Wil and endorse him.

I feel sorry for bashing Wesley so much that I must make it up to him somehow.
2003-04-09 04:23:28 PM  
wil needs boobies on his site and then i'll say it's good.
2003-04-09 04:23:30 PM  
what is so special about the rotted excretions from a bovine mammary gland and I wonder who was the first freak to try it?
2003-04-09 04:24:37 PM  
I bet even the thousands of celebrating Iraqis dancing on Saddam's statue are even willing to forgive Wil his anti-war stance now that he's won such recognition for his blog.

congrats, wil
2003-04-09 04:25:54 PM  
i wonder if wil is afraid of spiders.

What is behind that clock?
Ahhh wtf
2003-04-09 04:26:23 PM  
i'm not sure, but Finnadat might have posted in the wrong thread.
2003-04-09 04:26:44 PM  
04-09-03 04:23:28 PM Beer baron
wil needs boobies on his site and then i'll say it's good.

He does have links to boobies. Is that good enough?
2003-04-09 04:28:08 PM  
Thanks for keeping up with me.
2003-04-09 04:28:27 PM  
nevermind, i guess he was referring to the headline.

/non-headline reading moron
2003-04-09 04:29:17 PM  
Oh fark. Enough already. If my yawn got any bigger they'd have to assign it a hurricane name.
2003-04-09 04:29:44 PM  
When he says they "desparately need a new dishwasher" he can't mean a machine, he must mean an employee to wash dishes. I don't see how a celebrity cannot afford $400 for a dishwasher. Ih he's that broke he should get a real job!
2003-04-09 04:30:15 PM  
Hey, fellow farkers, i usually get all the in-jokes, but i guess i missed this one:

step one: something
step two: ???
step three: something else

Southpark reference. In an episode where some underpants gnomes are stealing underpants, they also teach the boys about corporate structure.

Phase 1: Steal underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit
2003-04-09 04:30:41 PM  

04-09-03 04:18:24 PM Tessie
Are you REALLY Wil Wheaton, Wil?

Collect the whole set!
2003-04-09 04:30:44 PM  
Albo - it's a South Park gag involving the underpants Gnomes. They steal underwear and profit from it. Their business model is

Step one: Steal underpants
Step two: ???
Step three: Profit!

See how it works? It's from one of the Tweak episodes. I think it's the one where Harbucks is moving in to South Park and running Tweaks folks out of business.
2003-04-09 04:31:19 PM  
Congrats, Wil.

....but wtf is "hyphen fiction"? "Slash" I know about (that's gay-themed fiction about love affairs between Captain Kirk and the guitarist for Guns-n-Roses, right?) but "hyphen"????

What kinda sick shiat are you into, boy?
2003-04-09 04:39:03 PM  
"best celebrity weblog"? What a dubious honor. That's like slashdot's poll on "best form of food poisoning". Yeah, it's the best...but it's still a blog.

Heh...looking at the imdb bio for him it says he has stepsons "Nolan" and "Ryan". I guess the previous hub was a baseball fan. Girls names: "Babe", "Ruth".
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