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2010-01-18 12:46:55 PM
Salmon: And they were both cops?

They weren't cops...

By the way, my wife works for the corrections dept...maybe I should quit doing the dishes...
 
2010-01-18 12:47:30 PM
Rufus Lee King: Badges!?!

Tacos?
 
2010-01-18 12:47:36 PM
Donald_McRonald: indylaw: /why is it not "tacoes"?

The final vowel isn't stressed. If it were, the plural would be tacóes.


Potato and tomato aren't stressed in their final vowel or syllable either. I'm talking about English spelling rules - I don't know much about Spanish grammar.
 
2010-01-18 12:48:09 PM
The Southern Dandy: Salinas Valley State Prison

They changed the name of Soledad Prison?


Nope. From the Wiki:

The city (Soledad, CA) has three separate correctional facilities in the northernmost part of the city. The first and oldest prison is Soledad CTF (Correctional Training Facility) built in 1946. It was also one of the first 12 prisons of the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation. The other two are, the Gabilan Fire camp, and the Salinas Valley State Correctional Facility which opened in 1996.
 
2010-01-18 12:48:34 PM
She killed him after they argued over tacos, not necessarily because of the tacos. Ad hoc, etc, ad nauseam.

He probably ate her Circus Peanuts that morning, and that's why she killed him. She didn't discover they were missing until he was doing the dishes.

/elementary, my dear whatever
 
2010-01-18 12:48:42 PM
DrMcNinja: Was her name Hennifer?

No no no ... say "Juh".

/with voting
//why not?
 
2010-01-18 12:48:55 PM
indylaw: /why is it not "tacoes"?

you sound white.
 
2010-01-18 12:49:01 PM
Honest Bender: What if you formed a taco shell out of bacon and used it to make a taco....

Sounds like something this guy would do.
 
2010-01-18 12:50:03 PM
i497.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-18 12:50:11 PM
Biatch pours soda on my tacos, she ain't gonna get a chance to stab me.
 
2010-01-18 12:50:24 PM
This wasn't even about tacos. He was doing the dishes. She was just reacting in a normal territorial way. Men, let this be a lesson to you. Stay out of the kitchen.
 
2010-01-18 12:50:30 PM
Whatever makes her taco pop.
 
2010-01-18 12:50:53 PM
I totally expected this to be a taco snob thread by now.
 
2010-01-18 12:52:14 PM
Bith Set Me Up: Why, Flo?! Why?!

/Link's hot like her.


I have a feeling if Flo really existed she would be unbearably annoying. Like, well, an insurance salesman.
 
2010-01-18 12:53:03 PM
fag alert: Whatever makes her taco pop.

Approves (new window)

/votey for this one, too
 
2010-01-18 12:53:19 PM
Killed over a taco? Now, an extreme burrito, maybe, but a taco?
 
2010-01-18 12:53:33 PM
Salmon: And they were both cops?

prison guards.... much worse than cops....
 
2010-01-18 12:54:01 PM
i34.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-18 12:55:45 PM
FeedTheCollapse: indylaw: /why is it not "tacoes"?

you sound white.


Guilty as charged. I got no rhythm, I like all my food bland, and I drive a Honda Civic.
 
2010-01-18 12:58:37 PM
cherryl taggart: Killed over a taco? Now, an extreme burrito, maybe, but a taco?

extreme burrito...mmmmmm
 
2010-01-18 12:59:57 PM
Police reporting: "had he waited until 1 week later, he may be alive today"
 
2010-01-18 01:00:30 PM
Was she about a size 14?
 
2010-01-18 01:01:07 PM
FTFA:
"Both Raymond and Emma Jaime were correctional officers at Salinas Valley State Prison, and had been married for six months. They moved into the home two months ago."

Wow... from CO to inmate, in an argument over tacos.

That's When Keepin' It Real Goes Wrong.
 
2010-01-18 01:01:37 PM
Who would win in a fight between a taco and a grilled cheese sandwich?
 
2010-01-18 01:03:21 PM
ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com

Was she about a size 14?

Link (new window)

Track 3 - The best!
 
2010-01-18 01:03:27 PM
Dammit, this is what happens when I click on a thread too late. Literally every pop culture reference to tacos in existence has already been made.

/still, glad to see "tacos rule" and "makes my taco pop" mentioned
 
2010-01-18 01:04:07 PM
Somacandra: Maybe those tacos are the best tacos she's ever had.

Apparently she doesn't have the same passion for being a corrections officer as she does for making and distributing tacos.
 
2010-01-18 01:05:13 PM
Tacos are magically delicious but not worth a-murderin'! Now a perfect chicken fajita...you mess with that and you'll get a stabbin'!

/just my opinion
//TACO TOWN!
 
2010-01-18 01:06:13 PM
miss jinxed: could you pass me the tacoscould you pass me the tacoscould you pass me the tacos


TACO PIE!

i132.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-18 01:06:57 PM
indylaw: FeedTheCollapse: indylaw: /why is it not "tacoes"?

you sound white.

Guilty as charged. I got no rhythm, I like all my food bland, and I drive a Honda Civic.


Do you like folk music and eat brie cheese?
 
2010-01-18 01:10:15 PM
Some people take their tacos seriously. I mean stabby seriously. When I go on a taco bend I've glommed as many as four in one sitting and God help anyone who tries to mess with them while I'm eating.
 
2010-01-18 01:11:19 PM
Who would win in a fight, a taco or a grilled cheese sandwich?
 
2010-01-18 01:12:03 PM
TheKnownUniverse: TACO PIE!

i132.photobucket.com


Enjoy those tacos now, for in 1000 years they will be illegal.

/bring me more wine. I shall require it to tell this story.
 
2010-01-18 01:12:48 PM
There's something inherently wrong with someone who chooses to keep people locked in a cage for a living.
 
2010-01-18 01:13:06 PM
Over tacos? I call B.S.... she stabbed him because he didn't rinse the dishes properly. I personally have been threated for doing exactly that... "You left soap on the plates and now it's dried on" ... As a guy, I just don't get it.
 
2010-01-18 01:13:38 PM
Somacandra: Maybe those tacos are the best tacos she's ever had.

You read my mind.

/bye bye, mailbox
 
2010-01-18 01:15:00 PM
She should make a run for the border.
 
2010-01-18 01:18:12 PM
Finally, someone who takes tacos as seriously as I do; and she's suddenly single to boot.
 
2010-01-18 01:26:39 PM
MasterThief: TheKnownUniverse: TACO PIE!

i132.photobucket.com

Enjoy those tacos now, for in 1000 years they will be illegal.


I think we all know why. Anti-Taco Legislation! Disestablishmentarianism!

//You are strapped to the wall, man.
 
2010-01-18 01:26:52 PM
Do not touch my tacos. Evar.
 
2010-01-18 01:28:08 PM
eh, newlyweds. Wait till they've been married a while longer.
 
2010-01-18 01:29:59 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!: Dammit, this is what happens when I click on a thread too late. Literally every pop culture reference to tacos in existence has already been made.

/still, glad to see "tacos rule" and "makes my taco pop" mentioned


images.southparkstudios.com

/still a few out there

1.bp.blogspot.com



Taco Town (new window)
 
2010-01-18 01:32:03 PM
AlbinosRPeople2: Was she about a size 14?

Link (new window)

Track 3 - The best!


This one's better. (new window)

/Greenskeepers FTW!
 
2010-01-18 01:32:42 PM
Damn, forgot about those.

/i suck at the intartubez
 
2010-01-18 01:39:36 PM
HKWolf: Tacos are magically delicious but not worth a-murderin'! Now a perfect chicken fajita...you mess with that and you'll get a stabbin'!

/just my opinion
//TACO TOWN!


There is no such thing as a chicken fajita. Maybe a taco al carbon made with the pollo, but no such thing as chicken fajita. Oh yeah, beef fajata is redundant but not in an atm machine kind of way.

/texmex is the best food around!
//carne guisada for the win
 
2010-01-18 01:44:35 PM
Man, you can't get a cooler job than working in a prison! You get to spend nearly as much time there as the prisoners, it's so rad. There's little natural light, and the acoustics are wonderful; loud and echoey and full of hate, rage, depression, desparation and fear. Plus, you can wear a cool uniform and look down on the people around you who may or may not be guilty of anything (because if they weren't scum, they wouldn't be there in the 1st place, right?), it's the ultimate power trip. I don't even know why they bother to pay someone for such a cool farkin' job.

/did a little time in the pokey while innocent of any crime.
//hated the prison guards.
/I got to go home, they're still there today!
 
2010-01-18 01:44:49 PM
i66.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2010-01-18 01:47:18 PM
Salmon: And they were both cops?

Prison guards
 
2010-01-18 01:47:26 PM
Came in for Taco flavored keesses
Won't leave others disappointed....
i31.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-18 01:51:28 PM
FeedTheCollapse: options B and C aren't the same?


damn you! i came here to say this! if only i could vote for this post...
 
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