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(NW Florida Daily News)   Guy explains to police that's he's no burglar; his thieving equipment is because he's like Batman and the empty house is his batcave   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 51
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2010-01-17 09:21:47 PM
This can't be true. I'm Batman.
 
2010-01-17 09:22:00 PM
Adam We?
 
2010-01-17 09:22:15 PM
No, I'm Batman.
 
2010-01-17 09:22:26 PM
Never tell a police officer that you are Jesus, the Devil, or farking BATMAN!!!!
 
2010-01-17 09:23:13 PM
My thieving equipment is under control.
 
2010-01-17 09:23:56 PM
Did someone give him a Snickers bar?
 
2010-01-17 09:24:06 PM
images.onset.freedom.com

He has been convicted of various crimes over the years in Bay County, including criminal mischief, possession of meth, selling counterfeit drugs, grand theft auto and bringing counterfeit bills into the state.
 
2010-01-17 09:26:04 PM
Sounds legit to me
 
2010-01-17 09:28:18 PM
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

/hotlinked
 
2010-01-17 09:29:23 PM
mraythor83: Approves

I am The Bat!
 
2010-01-17 09:36:32 PM
I'm Sparticus Batman!
 
2010-01-17 09:36:48 PM
Sounds like he will be broken into with other people's equipment now.
 
2010-01-17 09:38:07 PM
Ah, the Northwest Florida Daily News. As Bat shiat crazy as this sounds, the "Spout Off","Letters To The Editor" and "Comments" section of this local rag makes some of Fark's best trolls seem like rank amateurs. The Right wing,tea-baggy,racist rantings of this town and it's newspaper is so full of win. My favorite letter was when a Canadian who had volunteered to sit on a local library board remarked that she was 'uncomfortable' with saying Pledge of Allegience and the "Lord's Prayer" before each meeting, and one of our finest citizens wrote that "she should be wrapped in an American Flag and beaten to death with The Bible" Ah, Okaloosa County, Florida...
Sure the beaches in Destin are great, but the people here are Farked-up as the March of Dimes!!!
 
2010-01-17 09:39:01 PM
The "bat" part was right. The "man" needs to be replaced with "schiat".

Not too surprising that the guy had been arrested for meth.
 
2010-01-17 09:39:01 PM
He has been convicted of various crimes over the years in Bay County, including criminal mischief, possession of meth, selling counterfeit drugs, grand theft auto and bringing counterfeit bills into the state.

HOLY FAKERY!!!
 
2010-01-17 09:47:39 PM
I am Aquaman
 
2010-01-17 09:50:19 PM
i229.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-17 09:50:35 PM
img199.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-17 09:52:59 PM
i229.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-17 09:54:11 PM
I am the egg man.
 
2010-01-17 09:55:47 PM
I can forgive him for thinking that he's Batman, but selling fake drugs? Death penalty.
 
2010-01-17 10:00:17 PM
AmazingRuss: I am the egg man.

Well, it is, "the symbol of life."
 
2010-01-17 10:00:40 PM
img23.imageshack.us

No, they look nothing alike.
 
2010-01-17 10:01:06 PM
I am the egg man.
Well, he did apparently come in through the bedroom window.
 
2010-01-17 10:01:28 PM
whut?
http://tinyurl.com/ygubrh8
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2010-01-17 10:03:58 PM
gorgor
Pants on the ground, Pants on the Ground
/Brett Favre
 
2010-01-17 10:10:31 PM
cryinoutloud: I can forgive him for thinking that he's Batman, but selling fake drugs? Death penalty.

I'm surprised he's lived this long.
 
2010-01-17 10:11:51 PM
www.family-vacation-getaways-at-los-angeles-theme-parks.com

if there's a bustle in your hedge row. don't be alarmed now
 
2010-01-17 10:17:24 PM
That used to be a pretty nice part of town about 20 years ago. Now it's getting to be the ghetto area of PC beach.

Dahnkster: The Right wing,tea-baggy,racist rantings of this town and it's newspaper is so full of win.

But.......they're all libertarians, even if they quote Limbaugh, Coulter, Beck and Malkin on a regular basis. You should hear them after they've had a few beers. If that don't put the fear of God in you, nothing will. I for one, never knew that Bush attacked Iraq because Saddam Hussein bombed the world trade center, and that the war was won at the end of his term in office by the heroic surge.
 
2010-01-17 10:20:19 PM
I am the walrus.
 
2010-01-17 10:23:00 PM
okami36: I am the walrus.

V.I LENIN

VLADIMIR ILYCH ULYANOV!
 
2010-01-17 10:29:02 PM
trevorpresiloski.com

Totally.
 
2010-01-17 10:37:52 PM
varmitydog Is that out towards Thomas Drive before you get to St Andrews Park? That has to be near Andy's Motel.Getting to be horrid out there. Yes Yes, I understand the paper is "Libertarian". But their readership..not so much. In a recent poll 80% sided with Birthers.

/All politics is farked. Some is more farked than others.sa.illuzionz.org
Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Lerm Edwards!
 
2010-01-17 10:43:17 PM
My 19 month old nephew's name is Bruce Wayne. He is also a direct descendant of one of the people that inspired Bob Kane and Bill Finger in naming the character. So he's the Batman. All y'all are full o'shiat.
/dork
//Uncle of The Bat
/y'all!
 
2010-01-17 10:47:09 PM
Subby. Instead of "thieving equipment," use "burglary tools" next time.
 
2010-01-17 10:49:21 PM
Ball Zitch: My 19 month old nephew's name is Bruce Wayne. He is also a direct descendant of one of the people that inspired Bob Kane and Bill Finger in naming the character. So he's the Batman. All y'all are full o'shiat.
/dork
//Uncle of The Bat
/y'all!


img8.imageshack.us

/i kid, i kid.
 
2010-01-17 10:51:40 PM
Dahnkster: Ah, the Northwest Florida Daily News. As Bat shiat crazy as this sounds, the "Spout Off","Letters To The Editor" and "Comments" section of this local rag makes some of Fark's best trolls seem like rank amateurs. The Right wing,tea-baggyDahnkster: Ah, the Northwest Florida Daily News. As Bat shiat crazy as this sounds, the "Spout Off","Letters To The Editor" and "Comments" section of this local rag makes some of Fark's best trolls seem like rank amateurs. The Right wing,tea-baggy,racist rantings of this town and it's newspaper is so full of win. My favorite letter was when a Canadian who had volunteered to sit on a local library board remarked that she was 'uncomfortable' with saying Pledge of Allegience and the "Lord's Prayer" before each meeting, and one of our finest citizens wrote that "she should be wrapped in an American Flag and beaten to death with The Bible" Ah, Okaloosa County, Florida...
Sure the beaches in Destin are great, but the people here are Farked-up as the March of Dimes!!!

The only part I object to is the 'rag' part. I gotta make a living somehow; the people who work at this paper do their damnedest to be awesome. I'm proud to be part of it.

It's hardly our fault our readers are batshiat crazy.
 
2010-01-17 10:53:50 PM
I dropped an italics tag right around the "!!!". My bad.
 
2010-01-17 10:57:46 PM
www.bikechatforums.com
 
2010-01-17 11:03:31 PM
Peace and Love wxgeek, I am actually a subscriber. Just re-upped for a year renewal right after new year. I do get the giggles from the letters and comments section. It's like living in the Confederate South except there is Fox News and grumpy seniors.
 
2010-01-17 11:08:55 PM
Dahnkster: Is that out towards Thomas Drive before you get to St Andrews Park?

That's right, it's the road between Thomas Drive and the beach, starting at the curve going to the state park and going on up to Ms Newby's titty bar. Every house on the beach side of the road was destroyed during hurricane Opal in '95 and most of the residents took the insurance money and ran. Since all the new upscale housing developments were built off of middle beach and back beach roads, the area has become dominated by characters like Batman loserboy here and gotten a mite rough.
 
2010-01-17 11:16:28 PM
twfeline: Subby. Instead of "thieving equipment," use "burglary tools" next time.

For precision's sake, it should have been his Bat-crowbar, his Bat-lockpick-set, and his Bat-screwdriver, kept in his Bat-burglary-bag.
 
2010-01-17 11:23:22 PM
VermMoney: Ball Zitch: My 19 month old nephew's name is Bruce Wayne. He is also a direct descendant of one of the people that inspired Bob Kane and Bill Finger in naming the character. So he's the Batman. All y'all are full o'shiat.
/dork
//Uncle of The Bat
/y'all!



/i kid, i kid.


No, no, it's true. I really am a dork.

/you keed, you keed
 
2010-01-17 11:48:51 PM
i10.photobucket.com

/I'm Batman.
 
2010-01-18 01:07:50 AM
AmazingRuss: I am the egg man.

They are the egg men,,,, I am the Walrus...
 
2010-01-18 01:14:33 AM
Rogerdude58: AmazingRuss: I am the egg man.

They are the egg men,,,, I am the Walrus...


For the longest time, I was sure he was saying "I am the eggplant..." and I could not understand why.
 
2010-01-18 01:58:48 AM
Dahnkster: Peace and Love wxgeek, I am actually a subscriber. Just re-upped for a year renewal right after new year.

thanks for keeping us fed :)


I do get the giggles from the letters and comments section. It's like living in the Confederate South except there is Fox News and grumpy seniors.

no kidding.
 
2010-01-18 07:19:16 AM
www.videodetective.com
"That's why you run so fast from the coppers and you spin such fabulous yarns."
 
2010-01-18 07:58:36 AM
"I'm not wearing hockey pads!"
 
2010-01-18 02:56:07 PM
varmitydog: when did Ms. Newby's become a titty bar?

Hunch Punch for the WIN!!
 
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