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(My Fox DC)   Half-ton pot stash washes ashore. Cops recover the 800 lbs.of marijuana and transport it to police station. Officials say the 400 lbs. have a street value of $500,000 and that once the investigation is complete all 100 lbs. will be destroyed   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 71
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2010-01-17 12:25:22 AM  
So, Admins, you're now greenlighting complete and blatant plagiarisms of last year's Headline of the Year candidates? You're doin' a heckuva job, adminnies.
 
2010-01-17 12:27:07 AM  
Maybe it's a natural occurrence - like a lump of ambergris washing ashore. Some whales hork up a lump of ambergris; some hork up 50 lbs. of marijuana.
 
2010-01-17 12:31:15 AM  
Tired and worn out meme is tired and worn out, badly.
 
2010-01-17 12:53:06 AM  
robmilmel: Tired and worn out meme is tired and worn out, badly.

Since when has that stopped anyone?
 
2010-01-17 01:00:35 AM  
SJKebab: Since when has that stopped anyone?

True. Take out the tired and worn out memes and there would go 50% of Fark headlines.
 
2010-01-17 01:33:14 AM  
robmilmel: Tired and worn out meme is tired and worn out, badly.

Don't you mean old and busted? We need the new hotness.
 
2010-01-17 03:06:37 AM  
Did the article mention where they will be keeping the 50 lbs of weed until it's destroyed?
 
2010-01-17 03:23:28 AM  
crypticsatellite: robmilmel: Tired and worn out meme is tired and worn out, badly.

Don't you mean old and busted? We need the new hotness.


True post is true.
 
2010-01-17 05:07:42 AM  
Really admins? Why didn't you put "your dog wants some Cheetos" in the headline as well?
 
2010-01-17 07:06:20 AM  
crypticsatellite: robmilmel: Tired and worn out meme is tired and worn out, badly.

Don't you mean old and busted? We need the new hotness.


Something like the cops finding the owner and giving the pot back?
 
2010-01-17 07:29:19 AM  
crypticsatellite: robmilmel: Tired and worn out meme is tired and worn out, badly.

Don't you mean old and busted? We need the new hotness.


Once a meme becomes a headline it is already old.

See: 1776.
 
2010-01-17 07:46:21 AM  
Vampire_Blues: crypticsatellite: robmilmel: Tired and worn out meme is tired and worn out, badly.

Don't you mean old and busted? We need the new hotness.

Once a meme becomes a headline it is already old.

See: 1776.


Says the guy with a logon name based on the oldest and most rehashed hollywood meme of all time.
 
2010-01-17 07:51:01 AM  
syrynxx: Maybe it's a natural occurrence - like a lump of ambergris washing ashore. Some whales hork up a lump of ambergris; some hork up 50 lbs. of marijuana.

So what would happen if you smoked precious hamburgers?
 
2010-01-17 07:54:03 AM  
Soumac: Did the article mention where they will be keeping the 50 lbs of weed until it's destroyed?

I don't see why so many people are freaking out over a couple of joints and a single loose leaf.
 
2010-01-17 07:58:52 AM  
This marijuana thread brought to you by White Rhino



AND White Queen.

www.rollitup.org
 
2010-01-17 08:00:19 AM  
gah, White Rhino

www.marihuanaloca.com
 
2010-01-17 08:02:32 AM  
They really just need to legalize it and be done with it. Lots of busts here recently and supply has dried up.
 
2010-01-17 08:02:53 AM  
DNRTFA
Because it is a Fox site.
But I'm sure it was full of fail.
 
2010-01-17 08:03:09 AM  
castufari: Lots of busts here recently and supply has dried up.

Learn to live off the grid - it's easy.
 
2010-01-17 08:06:22 AM  
Also, 1000 lbs of pot is easier to manage if you make it into 100 lbs of bubble hash.

www.cannabisculture.com
 
2010-01-17 08:06:49 AM  
How exactly are they going to destroy it?
 
2010-01-17 08:08:31 AM  
ra-ra-raw: Vampire_Blues: crypticsatellite: robmilmel: Tired and worn out meme is tired and worn out, badly.

Don't you mean old and busted? We need the new hotness.

Once a meme becomes a headline it is already old.

See: 1776.

Says the guy with a logon name based on the oldest and most rehashed hollywood meme of all time.


It's a neil young song.
 
2010-01-17 08:10:09 AM  
I believe that washed ashore in bundles is referred to as square grouper in cajun country.
 
2010-01-17 08:28:23 AM  
moops: Also, 1000 lbs of pot is easier to manage if you make it into 100 lbs of bubble hash.

I ate about half that before getting on a plane from Amsterdam.
/slept like a baby on the plane
 
2010-01-17 08:36:23 AM  
AlwaysRightBoy: I ate about half that before getting on a plane from Amsterdam.
/slept like a baby on the plane


On New Year's Eve, I had to fly - I ate two spacecakes prior to arriving at the airport. There was a shrieking infant behind me.

/what crying baby?
//can i do a puppet show for your baby?
 
2010-01-17 08:36:49 AM  
I am getting a kick out of these replies because this headline's about as funny as a squirrel with large testicles, or a mustard guy, or a Ha Ha Colonial guy, or some huff addict with a Warriors shirt, or Domo Kun, or ceiling cat.
 
2010-01-17 08:37:34 AM  
durban poison, bru

www.1stmarijuanagrowerspage.com
 
2010-01-17 08:48:56 AM  
moops: castufari: Lots of busts here recently and supply has dried up.

Learn to live off the grid - it's easy.


Working on that. A friend had one single plant way out in BFE...and the helo guys found it. That one plant cost him 17k, they admitted that it cost them nearly 40k to find it. Funny thing...no jail, just a fine. It's a cash grab.
 
2010-01-17 08:49:23 AM  
??
 
2010-01-17 08:50:52 AM  
beyond_all_walking: How exactly are they going to destroy it?

They'll destroy it in a series of small fires, obviously.

Unless it's all at once in a bonfire in a closed garage somewhere
 
2010-01-17 08:53:25 AM  
castufari: Working on that. A friend had one single plant way out in BFE...and the helo guys found it. That one plant cost him 17k, they admitted that it cost them nearly 40k to find it. Funny thing...no jail, just a fine. It's a cash grab.

All you need is a small closet, some CFL lights, tight lips, and patience.
 
2010-01-17 09:02:54 AM  
moops: AlwaysRightBoy: I ate about half that before getting on a plane from Amsterdam.
/slept like a baby on the plane

On New Year's Eve, I had to fly - I ate two spacecakes prior to arriving at the airport. There was a shrieking infant behind me.

/what crying baby?
//can i do a puppet show for your baby?


Really. It's the only way to fly!
 
2010-01-17 09:16:08 AM  
i'm sure it was only more of the same mexican dirt brick we've been tolerating in the midatlantic region, but it still made me sad : (

not the first thing i wanted to read in the morning the day after i realised i was down to shake and seeds.
 
2010-01-17 09:17:08 AM  
Typical Faux Newts headline maths - 800 pounds is half a ton(rounded up).

Subby & mins alluding to how the quantity diminishes within the chain of custody.

\I gotta re-primer the jeep!

\\Meme - meh
 
2010-01-17 09:27:40 AM  
moops: castufari: Working on that. A friend had one single plant way out in BFE...and the helo guys found it. That one plant cost him 17k, they admitted that it cost them nearly 40k to find it. Funny thing...no jail, just a fine. It's a cash grab.

All you need is a small closet, some CFL lights, tight lips, and patience.


I have all three of those but lack the know how. I would like to pick your brain if you felt so inclined to share your knowledge with a Fellow Farker.
 
2010-01-17 09:29:56 AM  
robmilmel: Tired and worn out meme is tired and worn out, badly.

Give me your tired, your worn-out, your desperate subbies yearning to green light...
 
2010-01-17 09:34:21 AM  
Not sure how common the headline story is in real life, but it happened to a friend of mine. He got caught with a q.p., and when he showed up in court the evidence was an eighth. He was a lot more pissed about that than getting pinched in the first place.
 
2010-01-17 09:35:07 AM  
FlightFollower: I have all three of those but lack the know how. I would like to pick your brain if you felt so inclined to share your knowledge with a Fellow Farker.

Sure thing, officer.
 
2010-01-17 09:44:04 AM  
FlightFollower: moops: castufari: Working on that. A friend had one single plant way out in BFE...and the helo guys found it. That one plant cost him 17k, they admitted that it cost them nearly 40k to find it. Funny thing...no jail, just a fine. It's a cash grab.

All you need is a small closet, some CFL lights, tight lips, and patience.

I have all three of those but lack the know how. I would like to pick your brain if you felt so inclined to share your knowledge with a Fellow Farker.


try google. nobody gets nervous that way.
 
2010-01-17 09:44:49 AM  
moops: FlightFollower: I have all three of those but lack the know how. I would like to pick your brain if you felt so inclined to share your knowledge with a Fellow Farker.

Sure thing, officer.


Damn was I too obvious?

Besides Im Canadian so even if I was I wouldn't have jurisdiction over you my friend.
 
2010-01-17 09:47:16 AM  
silent tom: FlightFollower: moops: castufari: Working on that. A friend had one single plant way out in BFE...and the helo guys found it. That one plant cost him 17k, they admitted that it cost them nearly 40k to find it. Funny thing...no jail, just a fine. It's a cash grab.

All you need is a small closet, some CFL lights, tight lips, and patience.

I have all three of those but lack the know how. I would like to pick your brain if you felt so inclined to share your knowledge with a Fellow Farker.

try google. nobody gets nervous that way.


I have tried Google but most everything I find is too elaborate
 
2010-01-17 09:48:34 AM  
moops: FlightFollower: I have all three of those but lack the know how. I would like to pick your brain if you felt so inclined to share your knowledge with a Fellow Farker.

Sure thing, officer.


lol. smart man.

when you're sitting on the 'wrong' side of the luau pit, everything smells like bacon.
 
2010-01-17 10:00:24 AM  
beyond_all_walking: How exactly are they going to destroy it?

Maybe it'll all "go up in smoke."
 
2010-01-17 10:00:32 AM  
logophile: moops: FlightFollower: I have all three of those but lack the know how. I would like to pick your brain if you felt so inclined to share your knowledge with a Fellow Farker.

Sure thing, officer.

lol. smart man.

when you're sitting on the 'wrong' side of the luau pit, everything smells like bacon.


Ok, well in hindsight I should have guessed that I would have been met with that answer, ( I likely would have said it myself )

That being said I would just like to officially go on record and state that I am NOT a cop. Just a fellow lover of the green ( These are the threads that I post on ). So Mr Moops please disregard my question. If you ever find yourself heading to my neck of the woods (In profile) I would like to offer you to smoke from my peace pipe.
 
2010-01-17 10:00:56 AM  
robmilmel: Take out the tired and worn out memes and there would go 50% of Fark headlines.

The problem is that such a premium is placed on sheer speed of submission, rather than quality of the headline.

Now, what would make sense would be if there was a mandatory hour period from the stamp of the first submission. Then they review all of the headlines that are related and pick one to green. This would also have the added benefit of reducing repeats.

But that would be more work so they'll probably not consider it.
 
2010-01-17 10:04:52 AM  
FlightFollower: Ok, well in hindsight I should have guessed that I would have been met with that answer, ( I likely would have said it myself )

That being said I would just like to officially go on record and state that I am NOT a cop. Just a fellow lover of the green ( These are the threads that I post on ). So Mr Moops please disregard my question. If you ever find yourself heading to my neck of the woods (In profile) I would like to offer you to smoke from my peace pipe.


Seriously dude, I was being snarky - it's fark.

Also, don't bother with bag seed. Since you're in Canada, you have access to legal seed banks. There's one (relatively) near you on your side of the Soo.

Also, plan on spending an average one hour per day, for six months or so.
 
2010-01-17 10:11:48 AM  
moops: FlightFollower: Ok, well in hindsight I should have guessed that I would have been met with that answer, ( I likely would have said it myself )

That being said I would just like to officially go on record and state that I am NOT a cop. Just a fellow lover of the green ( These are the threads that I post on ). So Mr Moops please disregard my question. If you ever find yourself heading to my neck of the woods (In profile) I would like to offer you to smoke from my peace pipe.

Seriously dude, I was being snarky - it's fark.

Also, don't bother with bag seed. Since you're in Canada, you have access to legal seed banks. There's one (relatively) near you on your side of the Soo.

Also, plan on spending an average one hour per day, for six months or so.


Ah got it, been at work since 5 a.m. ( should be illegal ) so Im not quite at 100% brain capacity today.
 
2010-01-17 10:25:40 AM  
I just got a big juicy ounce today, getting a kick etc.

any farkers that don't hate feminists are happy to join in...

*crickets*
 
2010-01-17 10:26:49 AM  
moops: FlightFollower: Ok, well in hindsight I should have guessed that I would have been met with that answer, ( I likely would have said it myself )

That being said I would just like to officially go on record and state that I am NOT a cop. Just a fellow lover of the green ( These are the threads that I post on ). So Mr Moops please disregard my question. If you ever find yourself heading to my neck of the woods (In profile) I would like to offer you to smoke from my peace pipe.

Seriously dude, I was being snarky - it's fark.

Also, don't bother with bag seed. Since you're in Canada, you have access to legal seed banks. There's one (relatively) near you on your side of the Soo.

Also, plan on spending an average one hour per day, for six months or so.


there's a seed bank in Toronto near church/wellsley. go to it friends!
 
2010-01-17 10:28:35 AM  
Mrs. Chomsky: I just got a big juicy ounce today, getting a kick etc.

any farkers that don't hate feminists are happy to join in...

*crickets*


Nobody hates anyone who's sharing!
 
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