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(Contact Music)   Britney Spears missed her court date due to misunderstanding. I mean, sure, I like Genesis as much as the next guy, but it's a lame reason for missing your court date   (contactmusic.com) divider line 48
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2010-01-16 03:44:33 PM  
You or I miss court= Guilty verdict & subpoena for our arrest.
Britney misses court: "She must have had a good concert to go to"..

/Rules don't apply to celebritys
 
2010-01-16 03:56:33 PM  
Axias: Britney misses court: "She must have had a good concert to go to"..

She seems to have an invisible touch
 
2010-01-16 04:24:34 PM  
She seems to have an invisible touch the mind of a coke-addled whore.

Seriously, misunderstanding? How many lawyers does she have?

Try using that excuse next time you miss court..
 
2010-01-16 06:05:55 PM  
She's at least going to get charged for missing her appointment, right?
 
2010-01-16 06:24:32 PM  
I was going to say that it was her dad's fault, since he's still in charge of her, but the hearing seems to have been about the conservatorship, so now I just don't know. And I care, Britney, I really do.
 
2010-01-16 07:36:23 PM  
She's just a natural fact, another cul de sac.
 
2010-01-16 07:46:19 PM  
She never did see such a terrible thing as was seen last night on the TV.

Maybe if she's lucky they will show it again. Such a terrible thing to see.


/oh
 
2010-01-16 07:53:55 PM  
I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument.terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism.Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock.Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds.But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
 
2010-01-16 07:56:11 PM  
karasoth: I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument.terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism.Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock.Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds.But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

Cool story, bro!
 
2010-01-16 07:57:08 PM  
WalkingSnake: Cool story, bro!

God, I hope you're trying to be funny.
 
2010-01-16 07:58:46 PM  
www.contactmusic.com

"Got any cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese??"
 
2010-01-16 08:00:03 PM  
what's a conservatorship?
 
2010-01-16 08:01:39 PM  
Third_Uncle_Eno: "Got any cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese??"

Early to ripe, early to rot.
 
2010-01-16 08:02:21 PM  
AtticusFinchEsq: WalkingSnake: Cool story, bro!

God, I hope you're trying to be funny.


I wonder if he knows what I was posting
 
2010-01-16 08:06:35 PM  
Ahh yes the I Can't Dance defense
 
2010-01-16 08:07:22 PM  
www.genesismuseum.com

/stay classy, Phil
 
2010-01-16 08:08:53 PM  
karasoth: I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument.terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism.Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock.Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds.But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

www.newsgroper.com
 
2010-01-16 08:17:33 PM  
karasoth: I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument.terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism.Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock.Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds.But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

You need to download that "sarcasm" emoticon, because, well, Jesus, I hope you don't mean this.
 
2010-01-16 08:19:19 PM  
Oh, I get it now.

//hanging head in shame
//carry on.....
 
2010-01-16 08:21:43 PM  
Mtop18: Oh, I get it now.

//hanging head in shame
//carry on.....


heh
 
2010-01-16 08:26:21 PM  
karasoth: I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent.

That's about the time I started losing interest in them. Too intellectual? WTF? Too artsy? Not really - maybe Gabriel's costumes were too artsy but I didn't have a holographic stereo back then and the music sounded farking fantastic.

/just a drink another drink and I'll be feeling fine
(how farking intellectual is that?)
 
2010-01-16 08:50:44 PM  
Now, when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
 
2010-01-16 08:51:26 PM  
Axias: She seems to have an invisible touch the mind of a coke-addled whore.

Seriously, misunderstanding? How many lawyers does she have?

Try using that excuse next time you miss court..


WHOOSH!
 
2010-01-16 08:53:41 PM  
karasoth: I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument.terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism.Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock.Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds.But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

Cool story, killer...
 
2010-01-16 08:58:27 PM  
AtticusFinchEsq: WalkingSnake: Cool story, bro!

God, I hope you're trying to be funny.

I wonder if he knows what I was posting


Let's test him. Feed him a kitten.
 
2010-01-16 09:12:00 PM  
Axias: You or I miss court= Guilty verdict & subpoena for our arrest.
Britney misses court: "She must have had a good concert to go to"..

/Rules don't apply to celebritys


Are you stupid or something?

Maybe you're trolling and really good at it. I'm not sure.
 
2010-01-16 10:01:37 PM  
Now that's what I call trollin'. Very well done, Kara
 
2010-01-16 10:03:49 PM  
I guess they are going to Su-su-sue-de-hoe?
 
2010-01-16 10:04:31 PM  
crap, I can't spell ho correctly.

me so faily.
 
2010-01-16 10:21:50 PM  
I don't understand this thread. It's just like Su-su-sus-sus-sudio-io. Sudio. Oh.
 
2010-01-16 10:22:36 PM  
karasoth: I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument.terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism.Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock.Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds.But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

Patrick?
 
2010-01-16 10:47:28 PM  
Axias: You or I miss court= Guilty verdict & subpoena for our arrest.
Britney misses court: "She must have had a good concert to go to"..


Holy Crap!

1. You can't be convicted until after you've been arraigned. You can't be arraigned if you don't appear.

2. Subpoenas are for witnesses. Warrants are for arrests.

3. The court really doesn't care who you are, especially if you don't bother to appear.

douchebag
 
2010-01-16 10:54:30 PM  
Pfft, missing court dates? That's so passe. If she wants attention again she's gonna need to blow some guy in an alley and get it on tape or something.
 
2010-01-16 11:06:22 PM  
Axias: You or I miss court= Guilty verdict & subpoena for our arrest.
Britney misses court: "She must have had a good concert to go to"..

/Rules don't apply to celebritys


Son, you are just all kinds of dumb.
 
2010-01-16 11:42:49 PM  
karasoth: I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument.terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism.Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock.Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds.But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

Something's missing...

Christy, take off your robe.

Sabrina, remove your dress.

Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little.

Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole...


Oh yeah!
 
2010-01-16 11:49:00 PM  
Well, on the bright side, at least she wasn't in trouble for robbery, assault and battery.
 
2010-01-17 12:52:56 AM  
fark this story, I AM GAY FOR PHIL COLLINS.

/She's got a spe-cial a-bil-i-teeeeeee
// MORE HORNS GOD DAMNIT
 
2010-01-17 01:30:38 AM  
ology.com
 
2010-01-17 02:20:21 AM  
I was confused. (Genesis concert? When did they reunite and start touring?)
 
2010-01-17 04:02:50 AM  
That's all? Thank God she's not an illegal alien or there'd be a complete misunderstanding. I mean, if I used an excuse like that I'd get no reply at all. Maybe the judge, and some people in this thread are taking it all too hard. It's like anything she does gets her in too deep! The judge probably figures it's just a job to do, and she's not exactly down and out either. It sucks when a celebrity gets so entangled in their own dysfunctional family. Anyway, It makes me wonder what it's like behind the lines.
 
2010-01-17 05:57:50 AM  
Unhip1: That's all? Thank God she's not an illegal alien or there'd be a complete misunderstanding. I mean, if I used an excuse like that I'd get no reply at all. Maybe the judge, and some people in this thread are taking it all too hard. It's like anything she does gets her in too deep! The judge probably figures it's just a job to do, and she's not exactly down and out either. It sucks when a celebrity gets so entangled in their own dysfunctional family. Anyway, It makes me wonder what it's like behind the lines.

(applause)
 
2010-01-17 06:07:28 AM  
***bows***
 
2010-01-17 06:39:15 AM  
karasoth: I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument.terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism.Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock.Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds.But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

I've got to memorise that and freak people out.
 
2010-01-17 09:48:18 AM  
It's sad she's only 28. Had no idea about her age anymore due to complete lack of following her...

but yeah.. she'll be dead by 40.
 
2010-01-17 09:59:25 AM  
There must be some misunderstanding.
There must be some kind of mistake.
 
2010-01-17 10:01:24 AM  
Britney Spears:

www.contactmusic.com

Ronald Jenkees:

www.blogiversity.org

SEPERATED AT BIRTH?
 
2010-01-17 11:46:28 AM  
I am so glad I was able to bring Patrick Bateman into this
 
2010-01-17 07:05:36 PM  
SJKebab: karasoth: I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument.terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism.Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock.Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds.But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

I've got to memorise that and freak people out.


It's got nothing without Batman putting on a surgical gown and sharpening a knife.
 
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