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(NW Florida Daily News)   If you run a red light with a deputy right behind you, trying to hide in the back seat probably won't help   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 22
    More: Florida, Okaloosa County Sheriff, Charles Jesse Johnson, Matthew Blvd, traffic stop, Destin, suspensions  
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2010-01-16 10:44:18 AM
FAIL tag on vacation in FLORIDA?
 
2010-01-16 10:44:24 AM
"But I couldn't have been driving through that red light, officer! I was in the back seat the whole time!"

Officer looks at otherwise empty car interior.

"Of course you were, sir, now if you'll just step out of that back seat, and into my back seat..."
 
2010-01-16 10:46:21 AM
What about the bank robber that got away the other day because he hid in the trunk of the car and cops didn't have a warrant to search it? After the car was towed to the impound lot the robber simply opened the trunk and walked away.
 
2010-01-16 10:47:17 AM
remus: FAIL tag on vacation is redundant in FLORIDA?


FTFY
 
2010-01-16 10:49:37 AM
Pay the Man: remus: FAIL tag on vacation is redundant in FLORIDA?


FTFY


Ok, that is true. It's a double positive.
 
2010-01-16 10:49:59 AM
and I thought that Jville was redneck...then i noticed the other police reports on that page.

"Report: Man shoves toilet paper in woman's face....The woman went into the bathroom during the argument and the man followed after grabbing a roll of toilet paper, which he later shoved in the woman's face."

"Child welfare check leads to meth arrests"

"An alleged prostitute was arrested in Tampa after allegedly leaving her baby in the car while she worked inside.deputies say she admitted exchanging sex acts for money inside the apartment complex with a man she connected with online.

Investigators say the child was left alone more than an hour."

full of win

//feels better about northeast fl.
 
2010-01-16 10:53:21 AM
quadcam: and I thought that Jville was redneck...then i noticed the other police reports on that page.

"Report: Man shoves toilet paper in woman's face....The woman went into the bathroom during the argument and the man followed after grabbing a roll of toilet paper, which he later shoved in the woman's face."

"Child welfare check leads to meth arrests"

"An alleged prostitute was arrested in Tampa after allegedly leaving her baby in the car while she worked inside.deputies say she admitted exchanging sex acts for money inside the apartment complex with a man she connected with online.

Investigators say the child was left alone more than an hour."

full of win

//feels better about northeast fl.


Northwest Florida...otherwise known as Lower Alabama or the Redneck Riviera.
 
2010-01-16 10:55:35 AM

Okaloosa County? Naw

Tuscaloosa Dumpling!
i141.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-16 10:56:07 AM
remus m : FAIL tag on vacation in FLORIDA?

He did fail to notice the cop but to hide in the backside or pretending to be a passinger deserves the dumbass tag.
 
2010-01-16 11:01:22 AM
Dexter's Next Victim: remus m : FAIL tag on vacation in FLORIDA?

He did fail to notice the cop but to hide in the backside or pretending to be a passinger deserves the dumbass tag.


Presumably, he thought the Officer would either:

a) Believe it was a Ghost Driver
b) Believe the real driver fled, leaving him in the back seat
c) Believe the car was driven remotely by aliens in their mother ship
d) Be on meth himself and give the ticket to the phantom driver without realizing it.
 
2010-01-16 11:02:21 AM
Dexter's Next Victim: remus m : FAIL tag on vacation in FLORIDA?

He did fail to notice the cop but to hide in the backside or pretending to be a passinger deserves the dumbass tag.


I submit upgrading the code to support multiple tagging.
 
2010-01-16 11:16:09 AM
FAIL-rida
 
2010-01-16 11:29:24 AM
The guy is a retard.

That means in Florida he would be ranked as a genius.
 
2010-01-16 11:39:17 AM
I'm surprised the cop didn't fall for it.
 
2010-01-16 11:50:49 AM
remus: Dexter's Next Victim: remus m : FAIL tag on vacation in FLORIDA?

He did fail to notice the cop but to hide in the backside or pretending to be a passinger deserves the dumbass tag.

Presumably, he thought the Officer would either:

a) Believe it was a Ghost Driver
b) Believe the real driver fled, leaving him in the back seat
c) Believe the car was driven remotely by aliens in their mother ship
d) Be on meth himself and give the ticket to the phantom driver without realizing it.


Maybe he was driving one of those robot cars-- one of those American robot cars.
 
2010-01-16 12:01:17 PM
I wonder if he was acting on advice from one of his amateur lawyer friends and thought he was being slick?
 
2010-01-16 12:08:31 PM
The deputy checked the man's driving history and found out that his license had been revoked in June, and that he also had seven other suspensions and four other revocations.

I fail to see the point of seven suspensions.
What, did the judge say "if the first six didn't work, I'll suspend his license again for further emphasis"?

/Well, it is Florida after all...
 
2010-01-16 12:19:06 PM
Well at least he didn't shoot the deputy
 
2010-01-16 12:22:24 PM
Iwakura: Well at least he didn't shoot the deputy
No word yet as to whether or not he shot the sheriff.
 
2010-01-16 12:39:34 PM
zepplinrules: Iwakura: Well at least he didn't shoot the deputy
No word yet as to whether or not he shot the sheriff.


Breaking News: he has confessed to such acts, and to quote, "I shot the sheriff". He was later heard admitting "I did not shoot the deputy".
 
2010-01-16 04:32:25 PM
www.andyandnoreen.com
 
2010-01-16 06:45:25 PM
i75.photobucket.com

Approves
 
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