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(Detroit Free Press)   Not News: Police called after three men rob a CVS drugstore. News: After fleeing police, all three men killed in wrong-way crash on interstate. Fark: the men were in their 50s and stealing Axe grooming products   (freep.com) divider line 82
    More: Weird, CVs, Roseville, Axe grooming products, St. Clair Shores Lt, tow trucks, stealing Axe, George Sobah, minivan  
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2010-01-15 02:14:30 PM
That will not increase their chances of mating.
 
2010-01-15 02:21:19 PM
There was a story in yesterday's local small town paper about a daring daylight smash-and-grab at a local Alco's (a low rent five-and-dime) in which the wily perps made off with: five Nintendo DS cartridges, 14 digital camers, a package of pecans and 32 packages of gum. They made it about ten miles down the road before Sherlock Holmes was called in and deduced their escape route. Bonus: the crafty villains were aged 40, 38 and 30, so you can't even blame the folly of youth.
 
2010-01-15 02:58:21 PM
Darwin does a nice bank off the bumper and the 8 slides into the side pocket.
 
2010-01-15 03:02:37 PM
Huffers? Are people huffing Axe Body Spray?
 
2010-01-15 03:31:56 PM
OlafTheBent: Darwin does a nice bank off the bumper and the 8 slides into the side pocket.

I think Darwin is only concerned if you haven't yet procreated. These guys were all 50+, so what are the chances?
 
2010-01-15 03:34:20 PM
I bet traffic on the Jersey Turnpike was tied up for hours.
 
2010-01-15 03:35:12 PM
Epsilon: I think Darwin is only concerned if you haven't yet procreated. These guys were all 50+, so what are the chances?

I think the question should be if three 50+ year olds get killed stealing Axe, what are the chances they've ever kissed a girl, let alone had sex?
 
2010-01-15 03:44:33 PM
Actual cause of death was embarassment.
 
2010-01-15 05:06:36 PM
www.myspacelayoutsupport.com
Video from a dashboard camera shortly before the crash.
 
2010-01-15 05:28:09 PM
OlafTheBent: Darwin does a nice bank off the bumper and the 8 slides into the side pocket.

I'm thinking more along the lines of...

img69.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-15 05:32:47 PM
Diogenes: I bet traffic on the Jersey Turnpike was tied up for hours.

so no one noticed anything was up
 
2010-01-15 06:40:04 PM
The FAIL is massive on this one.
 
2010-01-15 06:41:07 PM
Quatilious?
 
2010-01-15 06:43:21 PM
Darwin wins, but they should have just used this stuff instead, like Peter...
Link, possibly NSFW (new window)
 
2010-01-15 06:44:34 PM
You know, if you look at online coupon sites you can get that crap for free after rebate. Probably not worth killing yourself and two buddies over crap they make free coupons for.
 
2010-01-15 06:46:09 PM
this is what society needs more of - thieves getting exactly what they deserve.
 
2010-01-15 06:48:07 PM
mobombhead
Quatilious?

www.collider.com
 
2010-01-15 06:48:39 PM
This bag is filled with black dildos.

/obscure?
 
2010-01-15 06:49:29 PM
BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2010-01-15 06:50:03 PM
Quatilious Combs? You gotta be shiatting me.
Sounds like a either an aquatic feature in the Florida Keys or an alien region from a Star Trek episode.
 
2010-01-15 06:50:45 PM
So the cop broke off the chase cause it was getting too dangerous.

Well congrats.

We know there is at least one smart cop in america.
 
2010-01-15 06:51:35 PM
Quasar: This bag is filled with black dildos.

/obscure?


Is this dildo covered in Axe?
 
2010-01-15 06:51:52 PM
Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived..

i20.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-15 06:52:46 PM
i447.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-15 06:55:56 PM
 
2010-01-15 06:59:21 PM
Someone needs to investigate if these old guys had a flea market booth because I know flea markets.
 
2010-01-15 07:08:15 PM
Amazing that commercials aimed at the douchebag population would inspire theft.
 
2010-01-15 07:08:33 PM
Is AXE the Cougar Perfume for men?
Maybe they should have gone for something more useful like, I don't know, Snow Tires?
 
2010-01-15 07:11:44 PM
Those guys are going to get so laid.
 
2010-01-15 07:12:17 PM
Lemonparty...cancelled
 
2010-01-15 07:16:28 PM
Smell ya later
 
2010-01-15 07:19:30 PM
fritopendejo: They probably saw this commercial and were inspired (new window)

/cleans your balls


WOW totally not shown in America. That was hilarious.
 
2010-01-15 07:24:06 PM
What's the street value on that much Axe?
 
2010-01-15 07:29:11 PM
fritopendejo: They probably saw this commercial and were inspired

www.theodoresworld.net
 
2010-01-15 07:30:33 PM
Devil's Playground: Is AXE the Cougar Perfume for men?
Maybe they should have gone for something more useful like, I don't know, Snow Tires?


i45.tinypic.com
 
2010-01-15 07:36:19 PM
$50 says they wore gold chains and made sure to leave a button undone to show their chest hair.
 
2010-01-15 07:39:05 PM
Carl decided to drop in from a neighboring thread to check this one out.
pugetsoundblogs.com
 
2010-01-15 07:39:40 PM
mobombhead: Quatilious?

They'd need one more passenger for that

/Detriot
 
2010-01-15 07:40:32 PM
Desmo: Quatilious Combs? You gotta be shiatting me.
Sounds like a either an aquatic feature in the Florida Keys or an alien region from a Star Trek episode.


At any rate he's not so attractive or successful right now...
 
2010-01-15 07:41:46 PM
...and don't forget to mention they probably had a 12-pack Natty Ice.

(obscure, I know!)
 
2010-01-15 07:45:15 PM
One Thirty-two and Bush: What's the street value on that much Axe?

500 million dollars. It is also 50 times stronger than body sprays were back in the 1960's.
 
TSD [TotalFark]
2010-01-15 07:46:24 PM
I'd say that they didn't perfect the "double pits to chesty" move
 
2010-01-15 07:46:33 PM
This is the worst viral marketing campaign, ever.
 
2010-01-15 07:50:43 PM
Goddamnitsomuch, I am sick of people using the term "rob" or "robbery" incorrectly. Robbery is when you take something from someone else by force or coersion. If you walk in a store, stick a gun in the clerk's face, and tell him to give you all the money in the till, you robbed a store. These guys shoplifters, sneak theives, boosters, reatil fraud perpetrators, whatever you want to call them, but they were not robbers.
 
2010-01-15 07:58:54 PM
I work at a CVS and I swear you'd think body products were made of farking gold.

I'm so God damn sick of people stealing basketfulls of body wash and running out the door to running cars. Keeping a brick behind the register to break the window of the next farker to do this.
 
2010-01-15 08:04:42 PM
Theaetetus: Holy shiat...that is too funny. I needed that. Thank you.

//Did you see that same episode when Jim Carey and Will Farrel "rode the snake"? Classic episode.
 
2010-01-15 08:09:37 PM
I work loss prevention for a major grocery store chain. Axe goes like craaazzzyy. Big resale market for them.

Last week, I grabbed a guy for $357 worth of Crest Whitestrips. He was 43.

People are insane.
 
2010-01-15 08:12:29 PM
Zulgaines: I work at a CVS and I swear you'd think body products were made of farking gold.

I'm so God damn sick of people stealing basketfulls of body wash and running out the door to running cars. Keeping a brick behind the register to break the window of the next farker to do this.


I thought razors and baby formula were the main target of shoplifters at drugstores? Why the heck are people stealing body products. They are really not that expensive. Or maybe people stupid enough to use Axe are stupid enough to not understand this.
 
2010-01-15 08:13:40 PM
Was the hazmat team called to clean up the scene of the accident?

/Hates chemically laden cheap cologne and body spray products.
 
2010-01-15 08:16:13 PM
Bohemian: Zulgaines: I work at a CVS and I swear you'd think body products were made of farking gold.

I'm so God damn sick of people stealing basketfulls of body wash and running out the door to running cars. Keeping a brick behind the register to break the window of the next farker to do this.

I thought razors and baby formula were the main target of shoplifters at drugstores? Why the heck are people stealing body products. They are really not that expensive. Or maybe people stupid enough to use Axe are stupid enough to not understand this.


Razors and baby formula have these loud ass slow loading plastic cases that make taking them a painful processes.
 
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