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(Some Guy)   Susan Boyle steals a mop at the airport and starts singing into it, then shines the shoes of strangers. And then things get really weird   (heraldsun.com.au ) divider line
    More: Sad, Susan Boyle, I Dreamed A Dream, British Airways, Heathrow, America's Got Talent, makeshift, UK reality TV show Britain, cyber-attack  
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2010-01-15 02:55:19 PM  
You take some toady little woman who's been ignored and looked down upon all her life then put her in the spotlight and give her all the stress that goes along with that and this is what can happen.
 
2010-01-15 03:18:57 PM  

rcain: You take some toady little woman who's been ignored and looked down upon all her life then put her in the spotlight and give her all the stress that goes along with that and this is what can happen.


or maybe this is who she really is. batty. and maybe that is why she i an old maid.

hey but at least people got their s polished with a song and some wackiness.
 
2010-01-15 03:36:39 PM  
There's nothing I like better than crazy people running around in public.
 
2010-01-15 03:43:21 PM  
Still waiting for her anal video.
 
2010-01-15 03:44:15 PM  
Sounds like she's crazy, ergo the sex would be great. Did I get that aphorism right?
 
2010-01-15 03:45:21 PM  

rcain: You take some toady little woman who's been ignored and looked down upon all her life then put her in the spotlight and give her all the stress that goes along with that and this is what can happen.


Oh, come on. She's Scottish. She was swearing and acting drunk. If it wasn't Susan Boyle nobody would have even noticed anything strange.
 
2010-01-15 03:45:59 PM  
Don't worry everyone, I was just messing with them. My mental state is fine.
 
2010-01-15 03:46:06 PM  
i26.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-15 03:46:07 PM  
British Airways confirmed, "A customer in the BA lounge on Tuesday was asked to temper their behavior as it was becoming disruptive." whilst drinking tea with his pinky out.

How proper.

On Delta that quote would have been: Delta confirmed "Yeah, we tol' that biatch to shut up."
 
2010-01-15 03:46:27 PM  
It sounds like Susan Boil skipped some meds.
 
2010-01-15 03:46:43 PM  
Just signs that she's a demon in the sack.
 
2010-01-15 03:46:56 PM  

blazemongr: Oh, come on. She's Scottish. She was swearing and acting drunk. If it wasn't Susan Boyle nobody would have even noticed anything strange.


But she better not do that in a US airport... that will get a tazing.
 
2010-01-15 03:46:58 PM  
The Aristocratesse.
 
2010-01-15 03:48:31 PM  
After the singing and the shoes, she sits down with a person from the airline. What's weird about that? Ok, she did run out yelling "I've escaped"...that's NORMAL where I come from.
 
2010-01-15 03:48:54 PM  
Mental illness is so funny.
 
2010-01-15 03:49:12 PM  
LAUGHTER OL I believe she is much like many of the people who are on the Fark.com website and was doing the trolling of the airport. It is like when a person says they believe in the god. This is the troll because everyone knows that people do not have such craziness in the blood of them.
 
2010-01-15 03:49:20 PM  
I read somewhere that since singer Susan Boyle (who professes being a virgin) has been on TV,there's been a marked drop in suicide bombings. Apparently many of the terrorists didn't realize what a virgin looked like.

/stolen
 
2010-01-15 03:49:31 PM  

rcain: You take some toady little woman who's been ignored and looked down upon all her life then put her in the spotlight and give her all the stress that goes along with that and this is what can happen.


This is what I though of right away.

Clearly you are a very intelligent person. (maybe a little compassionate too)
 
2010-01-15 03:49:52 PM  
When using the "then things get weird" meme, it's a mistake to change it to "then things get really weird". The joke is that "then things get weird" implies that the events already described were not weird. If you change it to "really weird", you no longer make that implication; you just suggest that it got weirder still. Which is always possible.
 
2010-01-15 03:50:07 PM  

gorgor: Still waiting for her anal video.


I'm confused; how do you know you're not looking at her giving someone a blowjob?
 
2010-01-15 03:50:11 PM  
Just wait 'til that farker sees the bats....
 
2010-01-15 03:51:18 PM  

LarryDan43: Mental illness is so funny.


Yes I agree with you. It is a very funny thing!
 
2010-01-15 03:52:00 PM  

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL I believe she is much like many of the people who are on the Fark.com website and was doing the trolling of the airport. It is like when a person says they believe in the god. This is the troll because everyone knows that people do not have such craziness in the blood of them.


Good to see you again. But I thought your tag line was LOL out loud.
 
2010-01-15 03:52:04 PM  
Hasn't it been 15 minutes yet?
 
2010-01-15 03:52:21 PM  
But will they let her into Harvard?
 
2010-01-15 03:52:32 PM  

meow said the dog: LarryDan43: Mental illness is so funny.

Yes I agree with you. It is a very funny thing!


I agree with both Larry, and you, the ESL poster who posts in Pigdin.

It is a very funny thing!
 
2010-01-15 03:53:29 PM  
"I Dreamed a Dream...Of Purple Monkey Dishwasher" in D minor, opus 23.
 
2010-01-15 03:54:15 PM  
wow...she really can sing (new window)

/chills
 
2010-01-15 03:54:27 PM  
Just sounds like she was having a ball to me.
 
2010-01-15 03:54:29 PM  

Devil's Playground: meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL I believe she is much like many of the people who are on the Fark.com website and was doing the trolling of the airport. It is like when a person says they believe in the god. This is the troll because everyone knows that people do not have such craziness in the blood of them.

Good to see you again. But I thought your tag line was LOL out loud.


Wife like typing detected.
 
2010-01-15 03:54:55 PM  
That poor man.
 
2010-01-15 03:55:09 PM  
She's 48! she looks 108.
 
2010-01-15 03:55:46 PM  

Devil's Playground: Good to see you again. But I thought your tag line was LOL out loud.


Hello also to you very much. I was given the correct by the other to tell me that this means the laughter.

Marla Singer's Laundry: I agree with both Larry, and you, the ESL poster who posts in Pigdin.

It is a very funny thing!


One of the things that gives me the laughter at this people is when they have the insurance which does not cover the psychiatric medication so they must sometimes go without this and they seem like the most different person! LAUGHTER TO THE OLS BIZATCHIES.
 
2010-01-15 03:55:47 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: gorgor: Still waiting for her anal video.

I'm confused; how do you know you're not looking at her giving someone a blowjob?


Poop wasn't coming out.
 
2010-01-15 03:55:55 PM  
Susan Boyle reminds me of this...

img18.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-15 03:55:59 PM  

LarryDan43: Mental illness is so funny.


I love how this is followed immediately by a meow said the dog post.
 
2010-01-15 03:56:03 PM  
"She was singing and dancing around, shouting obscenities at full volume."

I would have paid to see this.
 
2010-01-15 03:56:17 PM  
She didn't have to make an ugly scene. Oh, wait...
 
2010-01-15 03:57:05 PM  
Hey
You're a crazy biatch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
 
2010-01-15 03:57:37 PM  
Wake me up when she tosses the tv from her hotel room window into the pool.

/or bites the head off a bat
 
2010-01-15 03:58:28 PM  

TheForkOfJustice: Just sounds like she was having a ball to me.


This.
I think she's just got a kind of weird sense of humor about her. And she sings like a mo fo. She did an amazing thing, going from where she was to where she is. I say leave her alone, let her have some fun with it.
 
2010-01-15 03:59:20 PM  
Did any body else notice this advertising?:
i674.photobucket.com

I don't know about any of you, but that article really makes me want to rush out and buy her album...
 
2010-01-15 04:00:08 PM  

Donald_McRonald: LarryDan43: Mental illness is so funny.

I love how this is followed immediately by a meow said the dog post.


Natives getting restless now, mutiny in the air.
 
2010-01-15 04:00:22 PM  

Marla Singer's Laundry: gorgor: Still waiting for her anal video.

I'm confused; how do you know you're not looking at her giving someone a blowjob?


*chuckle*
 
2010-01-15 04:00:34 PM  

Quark_Quasar: Just signs that she's a demon in the sack.


Potato sack?

I realize that she's probably richer than I'll ever be, but I still feel sorry for her.
I hope she has somebody that's trustworthy handling her money, and contracts because she seems to have the mental acuity of Mike Tyson.

/but without the same good looks.
 
2010-01-15 04:02:21 PM  
I guess she's not well upstairs. A shame.

Her album is fantastic though, and I don't often care for the mainstream easy listening kind of stuff.
 
2010-01-15 04:03:04 PM  

gorgor: Still waiting for her anal video.


Has anyone mentioned yet that there is something very wrong with you?
 
2010-01-15 04:03:32 PM  

Devil's Playground: Did any body else notice this advertising?


No, because everyone else uses adblock. That's right, everyone.
 
2010-01-15 04:03:56 PM  
The funny thing is that people are fooled by the Susan Boyle thing, they say "oh look this dowdy Englishwoman looks odd and is a bit funny and we don't think she can sing - oh she can sing! Now we are surprised and color us pink!" But the truth is that she isn't even English she is a Sami from Lapland and was secretly hired by Nokia for this role. Proof of this is that she looks obviously lappish because she is their Physical Ideal and she has two husbands in Sapmi who are waiting eagerly for her return (there goes the myth that she is a virgin but don't be upset about her two husbands that is ok in Lapland, it's not for me but whatever floats your boat).
 
2010-01-15 04:04:26 PM  
Oh noes! The footloose police now work for the airlines too!
 
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