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(Kansas City)   Man who repeatedly has been caught in public nude and covered in corn oil keeps slipping away from justice. "Booker told police that he put on oil because his skin was dry."   (kansascity.com) divider line 36
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2010-01-15 11:57:25 AM
...or it gets the hose again.
 
2010-01-15 12:26:29 PM
Dad?
 
2010-01-15 12:27:33 PM
His body, a woman told police, was "shiny."

This behavior give me serenity for some reason.
 
2010-01-15 12:29:20 PM
radioman_: His body, a woman told police, was "shiny."

This behavior give me serenity for some reason.


That's cause you are a goram reaper

/i'll be in my bunk
 
2010-01-15 12:29:34 PM
It puts the oil on it's own skin and gives itself the hose. Unless it hits the anus.
 
2010-01-15 12:31:45 PM
We've all done this, don't deny it.
 
2010-01-15 12:33:43 PM
radioman_: His body, a woman told police, was "shiny."

This behavior give me serenity for some reason.


And now I get this. Thanks Google Ads!

i169.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-15 12:40:53 PM
Goes by the alias 'Slick'.
 
2010-01-15 12:41:05 PM
jake_lex: Approves

Over in one...came for the ref.
 
2010-01-15 12:41:35 PM
Shiny nappy people?
 
2010-01-15 12:42:19 PM
So was he naked or covered in oil?
 
2010-01-15 12:43:57 PM
Corn-oilio?
 
2010-01-15 12:49:24 PM
 
2010-01-15 12:50:29 PM
slam.canoe.ca
 
2010-01-15 12:53:44 PM
www.horrordvds.com

It puts the lotion on the skin...
 
2010-01-15 12:58:15 PM
Came for the Greased Up Deaf Guy reference, leaving happy.
 
2010-01-15 01:02:26 PM
Hey, why do bodybuilders do that anyway?

I was looking through a dieting/bodybuilding book that showed lots of peoples' before and after photos, and while they all looked swell, about 70% of the after pictures clearly involved oil of some kind. I can't imagine somebody who looks good with oil wouldn't also look good without it. What's the improvement?
 
2010-01-15 01:12:01 PM
His body, a woman told police, was "shiny."

For some reason this sentence makes me smile.
 
2010-01-15 01:13:16 PM
Kareeshus: Hey, why do bodybuilders do that anyway?

I was looking through a dieting/bodybuilding book that showed lots of peoples' before and after photos, and while they all looked swell, about 70% of the after pictures clearly involved oil of some kind. I can't imagine somebody who looks good with oil wouldn't also look good without it. What's the improvement?


Because the glossy makes their curves look more defined. It results in a clearer specular (the bright highlight that is where the light hits directly) and a sharper terminator (the line where shadow begins). This makes the muscles look more bulgy, and gives them more definition.

Of course, it's also "tradition" in the sense that every body builder does it, so the one who didn't do it would seem contrarian and so potentially lose points.
 
2010-01-15 01:13:32 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Corn-oilio?

The Great Corn Huile-io
 
2010-01-15 01:19:20 PM
I recall a conversation I had once with a janitor, who shared how his Gramma used to slather Vaseline on him and his brother to make them, in her words, "shiny for school".

Maybe he was headed for school.
 
2010-01-15 01:33:26 PM
mattharvest: Kareeshus: Hey, why do bodybuilders do that anyway?

I was looking through a dieting/bodybuilding book that showed lots of peoples' before and after photos, and while they all looked swell, about 70% of the after pictures clearly involved oil of some kind. I can't imagine somebody who looks good with oil wouldn't also look good without it. What's the improvement?

Because the glossy makes their curves look more defined. It results in a clearer specular (the bright highlight that is where the light hits directly) and a sharper terminator (the line where shadow begins). This makes the muscles look more bulgy, and gives them more definition.

Of course, it's also "tradition" in the sense that every body builder does it, so the one who didn't do it would seem contrarian and so potentially lose points.



Plus, it makes the post-show orgy that much better. (Just ask Arnie)
 
2010-01-15 01:34:23 PM
Quickly! Someone post a picture of Greased-up Deaf Guy!
 
2010-01-15 01:39:01 PM
It is the Show Me state
 
2010-01-15 01:50:39 PM
No George Costanza references yet? For shame!
 
2010-01-15 01:56:56 PM
Nobody loves oily Homer
 
2010-01-15 01:59:02 PM
img35.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-15 02:05:41 PM
Man who repeatedly has been caught in public nude and covered in corn oil keeps slipping away from justice.

I thought they just arrested Scott Ritter...
 
2010-01-15 02:12:06 PM
Corn oil is no place for a mighty warrior!
 
2010-01-15 02:13:53 PM
"Booker told police that he put on oil because his skin was dry."

And what was Takeheraway's excuse?
 
2010-01-15 02:28:27 PM
Hold on. Baby oil = corn oil? For all I know they are the same.
 
2010-01-15 03:05:24 PM
Maybe he was wasting away again in Margaritaville.

/have some sponge cake
 
2010-01-15 04:16:45 PM
As long as its not goose grease... Seriously, have you tried to do an EKG on someone slathered with goose grease?!!???
 
2010-01-15 04:32:29 PM
Was he deaf?

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2010-01-15 05:18:46 PM
Satanic_Hamster: Was he deaf?

you're slipping, fark
 
2010-01-16 12:42:40 AM
It WAS the first entry amongst the posts, but it has since disappeared. (It's been so long since I posted regularly on Fark that I almost said boobies.)
 
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