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(Details)   Meet America's first legal male prostitute. He apparently sees similarities between himself and Rosa Parks   (details.com) divider line 159
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2010-01-14 07:20:24 PM  
I can see why. He's forced to sit at the back of the Bangbus.
 
2010-01-14 07:50:49 PM  
Well, they did both vow that they would overcome.
 
2010-01-14 08:04:30 PM  
They both got farked by The Man?
 
2010-01-14 08:58:39 PM  
I think we all deserve trophies for taking nice hopeful metaphors and making them porny.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2010-01-14 09:08:39 PM  
Rosa Parks was gay?
 
2010-01-14 09:36:28 PM  
♫ we shall overcum ♫
 
2010-01-14 09:37:14 PM  
He had to give up his seat so someone else could use it?
 
2010-01-14 09:37:40 PM  
Best quote in the interview:

"My sphincter isn't for sale."


hehehe
 
2010-01-14 09:46:12 PM  
Hobodeluxe: ♫ we shall overcum ♫

Should have been the headline.
 
2010-01-14 09:56:30 PM  
He has to use the backdoor of the bus?
 
2010-01-14 10:03:54 PM  
He can assure you professional hygiene, discretion, and animal passion. (new window, borderline NSFW)

/Great Lakes Feed & Grain is picking up the tab
 
2010-01-14 10:15:55 PM  
Could they have honestly picked an uglier guy? Ewwww! I'm surprised his knuckles aren't dragging on the floor.

According to the poorly written article, this guy:

> failed as a Marine
> has "mommy issues"
> has been in pr0n films (ewww)
> is secretly gay (my theory)
 
2010-01-14 10:17:57 PM  
tukatz: Could they have honestly picked an uglier guy? Ewwww! I'm surprised his knuckles aren't dragging on the floor.

According to the poorly written article, this guy:

> failed as a Marine
> has "mommy issues"
> has been in pr0n films (ewww)
> is secretly gay (my theory)


Ehh, gay-for-pay is pretty common in sex work for male-identified workers.
 
2010-01-14 10:42:27 PM  
At this time, I would like to point out that this guy is going to be sorely disappointed (that wasn't an anal sex pun).

You see, he sounds...sensitive, cultured even; well spoken. Really, his responses to those questions sound like written, and not spoken, responses. But that's not the point. He says women want to pay for the experience, for companionship, etc. I can see that happening, sure, but doesn't he realize that there are plenty of women who just want to get shagged until they are raw? Does he also realize that he will be selling his time in 40 minute increments? I don't believe that leaves much time for "companionship". The harsh realities of his job will hit him soon: he is a SEX WORKER. Sex, not companionship, is what will earn him his pay.

So, kudos for sounding educated ("well-read") and having the mind of a philosopher or whatever, but just realize that your main job is cold hard farking!
 
2010-01-14 10:42:54 PM  
jake_lex: He can assure you professional hygiene, discretion, and animal passion...Great Lakes Feed & Grain is picking up the tab

i45.tinypic.com

Now its complete.

/Is Johnny Cum-Lately a fully qualified male strumpet?
 
2010-01-14 10:55:06 PM  
They both had to take it in the back of the bus?

They both had to get off?
 
2010-01-15 12:19:15 AM  
Somacandra: jake_lex: He can assure you professional hygiene, discretion, and animal passion...Great Lakes Feed & Grain is picking up the tab



Now its complete.

/Is Johnny Cum-Lately a fully qualified male strumpet?


I never made the connection, but now I realize where Ronald Jenkees got his schtick from.
 
2010-01-15 12:19:16 AM  
Rosa Parks was a whore with a penis?
 
2010-01-15 12:19:33 AM  
Cyber_Junk: I can see why. He's forced to sit at the back of the Bangbus.

Bam! Thread over!
 
2010-01-15 12:20:20 AM  
Martin Luther King Jr tried to grab this guy's ass too?
 
2010-01-15 12:20:50 AM  
Best quote in the interview:

"My sphincter isn't for sale."


That's what they all say, just give it time player!
 
2010-01-15 12:21:19 AM  
FTFA: Q: So you'd rather be called a gigolo than a prostitute.
A: I think for a male, if you want to be successful in this type of venture, you're not a prostitute. You're a surrogate lover.


No. That makes you a WHORE.

/Just like the prostitutes...not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2010-01-15 12:21:20 AM  
Just like Rosa, he's tired of getting put in the rear.
 
2010-01-15 12:21:54 AM  
Ever go down on some hotty just to find the a dead ferret? Well imagine how good its going to smell for the girls who have to pay for it. GL Marine!
 
2010-01-15 12:22:41 AM  
Came for Fred Garvin, left satisfied.

/Oooo...
//sounds dirty.
 
2010-01-15 12:22:53 AM  
fta I think for a male, if you want to be successful in this type of venture, you're not a prostitute. You're a surrogate lover.

What a surrogate lover might look like

img.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-15 12:22:54 AM  
Look, they got boy whores! Isn't that thoughtful?
 
2010-01-15 12:22:57 AM  
Sqrxz: At this time, I would like to point out that this guy is going to be sorely disappointed (that wasn't an anal sex pun).

You see, he sounds...sensitive, cultured even; well spoken. Really, his responses to those questions sound like written, and not spoken, responses. But that's not the point. He says women want to pay for the experience, for companionship, etc. I can see that happening, sure, but doesn't he realize that there are plenty of women who just want to get shagged until they are raw? Does he also realize that he will be selling his time in 40 minute increments? I don't believe that leaves much time for "companionship". The harsh realities of his job will hit him soon: he is a SEX WORKER. Sex, not companionship, is what will earn him his pay.

So, kudos for sounding educated ("well-read") and having the mind of a philosopher or whatever, but just realize that your main job is cold hard farking!


Rosa Park's back of the bus refusal was also planned. Though, she was brave for doing it, it was hardly her idea, it was orchestrated to bring that type of racism to the forefront.
 
2010-01-15 12:23:03 AM  
FTA: When I was 7, my father and mother applied for a divorce, and I was pretty much left sensory deprived for my whole adolescent and formative years. There was a deficit there-a sensory deficit-where I was left in a shell.


So male prostitutes have daddy issues too?


Well, I'll be damned.
 
2010-01-15 12:24:44 AM  
www.smh.com.au

Oh good lord- not another Deuce Bigalow movie.
 
2010-01-15 12:24:50 AM  
So how many languages do you speak?
 
2010-01-15 12:25:31 AM  
Ishkur: FTA: When I was 7, my father and mother applied for a divorce, and I was pretty much left sensory deprived for my whole adolescent and formative years. There was a deficit there-a sensory deficit-where I was left in a shell.


So male prostitutes have daddy issues too?


Well, I'll be damned.


I think I am going to go out and bang a few hundred women more and then blame it on my parents for getting a divorce when I was 1.
 
2010-01-15 12:25:38 AM  
I can see that he ain't got no body.
 
2010-01-15 12:26:41 AM  
Dialectic: So how many languages do you speak?

Two.
 
2010-01-15 12:30:40 AM  
theflatline: I think I am going to go out and bang a few hundred women more and then blame it on my parents for getting a divorce when I was 1.

If you truly hate your parents, it means you're willing to dance naked to Motley Crue records for money.
 
2010-01-15 12:30:59 AM  
Yeah, well, just wait until some 70-yr-old lady shows up wanting a boy toy.
 
2010-01-15 12:32:15 AM  
Ishkur: theflatline: I think I am going to go out and bang a few hundred women more and then blame it on my parents for getting a divorce when I was 1.

If you truly hate your parents, it means you're willing to dance naked to Motley Crue records for money.


Or introduce them to the girl you date who dances to those records for cash.
 
2010-01-15 12:35:50 AM  
Nah, it was Jemaine
 
2010-01-15 12:36:02 AM  
A trick is something a whore does for money...
 
2010-01-15 12:36:32 AM  
Not worth paying for....
www.details.com


Perhaps worth paying for....
www.buzzine.com
 
2010-01-15 12:36:45 AM  
Sounds like an intelligent guy with baggage. Still wouldn't do him.
 
2010-01-15 12:38:29 AM  
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Should have been the headline.

Yup, that -is- pretty awesome.
 
2010-01-15 12:38:40 AM  
I think gay people are very put-together. I think they're very classy, very well-organized people. They have great personalities. I have nothing against them, but that's not me.

Obviously has never met a gay person in his life.
 
2010-01-15 12:40:05 AM  
bravian: I think gay people are very put-together. I think they're very classy, very well-organized people. They have great personalities. I have nothing against them, but that's not me.

Obviously has never met a gay person in his life.


Or been to a gay bar with the hard corn porn on the TVs, the naked guy wearing a towel dancing on the bar, with everyone looking up under it, and the twinks getting felt up by fat middle aged republicans on business trips.

There is no out partying gay men.
 
2010-01-15 12:42:52 AM  
I am really pissed!! To think I have been giving it away for all these years!!
 
2010-01-15 12:46:47 AM  
Gotta love how he starts the interview with these memorized diatribes "heart of a saint...ect", and then sort of bumbles his way through the rest.
 
2010-01-15 12:47:09 AM  
theflatline: Sqrxz: At this time, I would like to point out that this guy is going to be sorely disappointed (that wasn't an anal sex pun).

You see, he sounds...sensitive, cultured even; well spoken. Really, his responses to those questions sound like written, and not spoken, responses. But that's not the point. He says women want to pay for the experience, for companionship, etc. I can see that happening, sure, but doesn't he realize that there are plenty of women who just want to get shagged until they are raw? Does he also realize that he will be selling his time in 40 minute increments? I don't believe that leaves much time for "companionship". The harsh realities of his job will hit him soon: he is a SEX WORKER. Sex, not companionship, is what will earn him his pay.

So, kudos for sounding educated ("well-read") and having the mind of a philosopher or whatever, but just realize that your main job is cold hard farking!

Rosa Park's back of the bus refusal was also planned. Though, she was brave for doing it, it was hardly her idea, it was orchestrated to bring that type of racism to the forefront.


/Threadjack

No kidding! Rosa Parks was 'choosen' because they didn't like the real lady who actually did refuse to move... Its actually sad really..

Claudette Colvin (new window)

/end Threadjack
 
2010-01-15 12:47:09 AM  
ZAZ: Rosa Parks was gay?

Rosa Parks was a man?
 
2010-01-15 12:49:28 AM  
www.details.com
LISTEN TO SOME RIGHT SAID FRED AND GET
INBRED JED INTO BED TO GIVE YOU HEAD!!
 
2010-01-15 12:50:42 AM  
Came for this:
Maybe Go America: Look, they got boy whores! Isn't that thoughtful?

and this:
dj42: A trick is something a whore does for money...
 
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