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(International Education)   Future school dances may be canceled due to inappropriate behavior, kicking off of Sunday shoes   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 51
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2010-01-14 05:38:54 AM  
No prom night dumpster babies.
 
2010-01-14 05:48:25 AM  
Tsk tsk, Sunday Shoes should be put away with some shoe trees inside not just strewn about!
 
2010-01-14 05:48:40 AM  
What a pleasant-looking man. There's no way he even REMEMBERS what it felt like to rub his junk against a woman.
 
2010-01-14 05:50:01 AM  
Heh.
 
2010-01-14 05:53:07 AM  
Bangor? I barely know her!
 
2010-01-14 05:55:39 AM  
You know, much as I hate censorship and all that, I really could see the school saying "if the dance is on school property, you have to abide by a minimum set of rules; if it is OFF school property, and the school is not involved in any way, do whatever the fark you want".
Is that unreasonable?
 
2010-01-14 05:59:32 AM  
paganized: You know, much as I hate censorship and all that, I really could see the school saying "if the dance is on school property, you have to abide by a minimum set of rules; if it is OFF school property, and the school is not involved in any way, do whatever the fark you want".
Is that unreasonable?


Yup.
School property is school property. It's pretty hard to make an argument that grinding is a protected form of "expression"
/went to Catholic School
//Thinks kids need a good taste of not having rights to appreciate them responsibly when they do
 
2010-01-14 06:01:26 AM  
Thou shall not cut "Footloose"
 
2010-01-14 06:09:50 AM  
The first time I felt old was when I chaperoned a middle school dance. Sexual anarchy. I chaperoned a High School dance and had a parent come to take pictures of her "little girl's" first H.S. dance. I pointed to her "princess" and said there she is. The mom's face dropped as she watched her little snowflake grinding with two senior boys. It looked like two monkeys farking a football.
 
2010-01-14 06:24:29 AM  
He thinks this problem will grind to a halt?
 
2010-01-14 06:24:32 AM  
Day_Old_Dutchie: What a miserable little excuse for a man. Should have been retired ten years ago, where he's be president of a condo committee or an HOA.



NOW YOU KIDS GIT OFFA MAH LAWN!!


My thoughts exactly.
 
2010-01-14 06:25:17 AM  
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner".
 
2010-01-14 06:40:03 AM  
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was.

/water's flowing underground
 
2010-01-14 06:49:34 AM  
^^ LOL. Come on... 80's movie reference trifecta, anyone?
 
2010-01-14 07:04:01 AM  
Heh...
I remember a girls school in Glasgow (West End) that was run by nuns.
Any girl that attended the annual bop who was wearing patent leather shoes was not allowed in..
The nun's thought that the boys would be looking at a reflection of their knickers on their shiny shoes...

Waste of time really.... most of the girls weren't wearing panties before the dance and I doubt even the ugly ones were wearing any at the end of the night.
 
2010-01-14 07:04:41 AM  
LaBamba!

But seriously, the friggin MTV HipHop floor humping, air doggy style, and stand up dry humping just looks retarded.

Do a youtube search for booty shake and witness the horror show.
 
2010-01-14 07:09:01 AM  
Vampire_Blues:

/went to Catholic School
//Thinks kids need a good taste of not having rights to appreciate them responsibly when they do



This is true. Or go wild in college, then settle down. Either way.

/Except my 'wild' is today's 15 year old, from what I gather...

 
2010-01-14 07:11:47 AM  
Keep it classy kids!

I agree with old Mr. Nickerson, and all civilized people everywhere.
 
2010-01-14 07:30:50 AM  
and the momeraths outgrabe: What a pleasant-looking man. There's no way he even REMEMBERS what it felt like to rub his junk against a woman.

Precisely.
Why do they put assholes like this in charge of anything free spirited?
 
2010-01-14 07:43:00 AM  
I can see it from the schools perspective as a liability issue. They can't be so dumb that they believe this will stop the behavior (I know people who graduated from bangor and ones who work there), but it is reasonable for them to believe that removing the school from the equation makes them much less likely to get sued.
 
2010-01-14 07:43:32 AM  
That's what happens when you make it to hard for the teenagers to get beer. If they could get their hands on a keg before the dance, they would not have had enough coordination left to be able to do all those grinding moves.
 
2010-01-14 08:03:47 AM  
gotta stop that evil rock and roll music...



Get off the lawn grandpa the world dont work that way....
 
2010-01-14 08:16:55 AM  
graham_paige: gotta stop that evil rock and roll music...



Get off the lawn grandpa the world dont work that way....


And them thar pin ball machines. They all lead to sinnin.
 
2010-01-14 08:20:32 AM  
Their parents probably have stripper poles in the basement, with Mom taking a Cardio Pole Dancing class at the Y.
 
2010-01-14 09:01:56 AM  
But how will Marty's mom and dad ever kiss?
 
2010-01-14 09:04:29 AM  
mandingueiro: Will preserve your innocence.

Vera, go to your room.
 
2010-01-14 09:04:30 AM  
And this is the place with the gay sex dungeon? Hmmm...
 
2010-01-14 02:25:49 PM  
ok so is Fark back up now? damn.
 
2010-01-14 02:28:56 PM  
 
2010-01-14 02:31:46 PM  
Haha! I have to admit that all this time I thought it was "sundance shoes' - man, this makes WAY more sense!

/has a nice lawn, you can sit a spell on it though.
 
2010-01-14 02:37:01 PM  
Meep?
 
2010-01-14 02:45:08 PM  
Mmm Bacon
 
2010-01-14 02:58:12 PM  
Jump Back!
 
2010-01-14 03:00:31 PM  
glosslip.com

Everybody cut!
 
2010-01-14 03:08:45 PM  
Another Government Employee: And this is the place with the gay sex dungeon? Hmmm...

No, the gay sex dungeon was in southern Maine where all the queers and liberuls live. Bangor is northern Maine which is Palin country. Northern Maine has high unemployment and depends on the taxes from southern Maine to pay for all their food stamps and welfare.
 
2010-01-14 03:11:52 PM  
That principal is in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.
 
2010-01-14 03:11:57 PM  
it is no coincidence that i just watched footloose for the first time last week.

/"slaughterhouse five? it's a classic"
//rifftrax available and awesome. best scene is where kevin bacon makes up a story for his new hick friend in the cafeteria.
 
2010-01-14 03:17:50 PM  
The parents and officials should have figured out that the kids do things largely because it shocks the older people.

Years from now, these kids will disapprove of their kids' behavior.
 
2010-01-14 03:33:31 PM  
Another Government Employee: And this is the place with the gay sex dungeon? Hmmm...

www.ugo.com

Sex dungeon, Ithought that place shut down
 
2010-01-14 03:40:52 PM  
Until you've chaperoned a high school dance, and seen the actually goings-on, you can't really say anything. It's everything you imagine it to be, but much worse. Last year, I showed up to chaperon and was given the job, of "breaking students apart."

Why can't they all line dance or do that cool soul train walking dance thing?
 
2010-01-14 04:54:09 PM  
That principal is sending the needle of the curmudgeon-o-meter a spinnin'
 
2010-01-14 04:55:35 PM  
Rootbzzr: Angry principal is angry.

Has anyone submitted the pic as a Photoshop contest original yet?

Because oh, what potential it has.
 
2010-01-14 05:13:28 PM  
What that high school dance might look like;
with 10 year younger kids,
and all white

thecount.com
 
2010-01-14 08:38:12 PM  
bingethinker: Bangor? I barely know her!

Damn. That is so original. You're quite bright, aren't you?
 
2010-01-14 08:42:41 PM  
The WindowLicker: I can see it from the schools perspective as a liability issue. They can't be so dumb that they believe this will stop the behavior (I know people who graduated from bangor and ones who work there), but it is reasonable for them to believe that removing the school from the equation makes them much less likely to get sued.

What camp are you at in Okinawa?
 
2010-01-14 08:45:18 PM  
physt: Another Government Employee: And this is the place with the gay sex dungeon? Hmmm...

No, the gay sex dungeon was in southern Maine where all the queers and liberuls live. Bangor is northern Maine which is Palin country. Northern Maine has high unemployment and depends on the taxes from southern Maine to pay for all their food stamps and welfare.


And we can't thank you enough.

//'cos there's no one on food stamps and welfare south of Augusta, right?
 
2010-01-14 10:05:14 PM  
Modern adaptationbutchering of Footloose focusing on grinding in 4, 3, 2....
 
2010-01-14 10:33:43 PM  
www.hels.com


Future school dances? Elroy acting up or something?
 
2010-01-14 10:49:57 PM  
...when I was in high school, in the dark ages of the mid 90s, it was mostly all the girls dancing together with the one gay guy, and all the guys standing on the other side of the room trying to look cool til slow dance time. When the hell did dry humping on the dance floor become okay? The fact there are parents defending this kinda just made my brain break a little.
 
2010-01-15 12:40:50 AM  
physt: No, the gay sex dungeon was in southern Maine where all the queers and liberuls live. Bangor is northern Maine which is Palin country. Northern Maine has high unemployment and depends on the taxes from southern Maine to pay for all their food stamps and welfare.

No no, Bangor is the last blue outpost in maine south of the border. Orono and Bangor are like the garrisons at Hadrians wall. The far south and parts of the coast are not really Maine at all, but more migratory resting areas for massholes and their supporting entourages.

John Buck 41: What camp are you at in Okinawa?

I am up on Schwab.
 
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