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(RUSH)   Man angrily calls CBS to find out why they are not reporting that the Baghdad Brigade has conquered Yankee Stadium after Rush Limbaugh satirized the Iraqi Info Minister   (rushlimbaugh.com) divider line 262
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2003-04-08 03:32:46 PM
Man if it's not blizzards it's damn Iraqis trying to sabotage our home opener.

They're not actually Iraqis they're just regular Yanks fans trying to kill our new, seemingly crap awful bullpen before the Redsox come to town and beat them to it.

If the Iraqis want to go invade Fenway I know about 3 million people who'd like to help.
 
2003-04-08 03:35:16 PM
"On their second visit to the States in early 1965, they played the world's first outdoor rock and roll concert at Che Stadium (named after the Cuban Guerilla leader Che Stadium)."

http://www.rutles.org/rstory.html
 
2003-04-08 03:42:19 PM
What does this say about the intelligence of Rush's audience?
 
2003-04-08 03:42:27 PM
I love seeing the words "Rush" and "Dumbass" right next to each other.
 
2003-04-08 03:46:05 PM
Wasn't April fools last week?
 
2003-04-08 03:54:06 PM
Rush said it best: "people believe everything I say on the radio." Even when Rush is wrong (or being satirical), people take his COMMENTARY as gospel. (Sigh.) Don't get me wrong. I've been known to agree with Rush. But I don't use him as a substitute for a brain. (That's what Fark is for.) People just gotsta think for themselves more!
 
2003-04-08 03:57:08 PM
Each day, somewhere or someone on Fark makes me laugh my fat ass off.

This was the one for today.
 
2003-04-08 03:57:30 PM
No Ditto-heads chiming in?
 
2003-04-08 04:19:50 PM
Sublies: gotta wait for it to hit fark lite before dittoheads see it.
 
2003-04-08 04:24:34 PM
Let's all just sit back for a moment and acknowledge...

Rush is God!
 
2003-04-08 04:28:03 PM
I can't believe Rush gets away with labelling Iraqis as Democrats. John Kerry makes the slightest suggest about Bush, and he's a terrorist. Rush slams Democrats constantly, and no one bothers to respond.

On the other hand, maybe that's because no one cares what Rush says.
 
2003-04-08 04:48:13 PM
No one, except for his millions of listeners (which includes many of the most powerful people in the county), Recockulous
 
2003-04-08 04:52:53 PM
Preaching to the choir explains it I think.

Everyone knows the choir can't send you to hell...so why worry about em? (Why worry about his followers in case I'm not being crystal clear). And since he doesn't have a remote chance of ever getting me to change my views, I don't bother to worry about him.
 
2003-04-08 05:26:31 PM
Rush missed out on Vietnam because he had anal cysts.
 
2003-04-08 07:27:31 PM
gotta wait for it to hit fark lite before dittoheads see it.

No, just have to wait for GEAH, the resident neo-con and dittohead to see it.

Why are people such sheep? Heck, even worse than sheep. A sheep won't follow you off the edge of a cliff.
 
2003-04-08 08:01:33 PM
Quick1 you don't know sheep then. As long as the sheep they're following goes over the cliff it must be ok. They just don't do it to the extent lemmings do. I do hope that anyone who, for even one second, believed the Iraqis had landed on America and taken over Shea Stadium never reproduce.
 
2003-04-08 08:05:17 PM
Quick1 you don't know sheep then. As long as the sheep they're following goes over the cliff it must be ok. They just don't do it to the extent lemmings do.

Ah, didn't know that. I had always assumed since I heard the joke about having sex with a sheep at the edge of a cliff, because they'll push back.

The problem is though, that those people are exactly the types that reproduce. A large majority happen to be the religious types who believe in big families. Whereas many liberals believe in small families of 1-2 kids. Obiously that's a generalization, but it's fairly true.
 
2003-04-08 08:34:42 PM
No if you just have the one it'll push back but, if the lead one happens to go over then the rest follow.
 
2003-04-08 08:36:47 PM
Thanks for the clarification.

I don't know which thread is going to be more fun, this or the "sex offenders vote Democrat" thread. It could go down to the wire.
 
2003-04-08 08:38:05 PM
Sheep are the best example of mob behavior. One sheep isn't too bad, not smart but not too stupid. However get a group of sheep together and they're only as smart as the sheep in front of them.
 
2003-04-08 08:54:58 PM
You gotta love this guy. He's definitely got a future in marketing.

 
2003-04-08 09:08:52 PM
Millions of retards listen to Rush every day. They are Ditto-heads by design
 
2003-04-08 09:12:33 PM
That image on the page is the WORST. PHOTOSHOP. EVER.
 
2003-04-08 09:13:21 PM
his proves the old adagio:

There's always one guy that falls for it... :-)
 
2003-04-08 09:13:45 PM
Wow, I hate Rush Limbaugh like nothing else on earth but this is ABSOLUTELY hilarious.
 
2003-04-08 09:15:22 PM
I think there is no better proof out there that we need a "NEW JERSEY" tag here at FARK.
 
2003-04-08 09:16:11 PM
You've got to expect this from people who have nothing better to do during a weekday than to stay home and listen to AM radio.
 
2003-04-08 09:17:13 PM


[/laughing so damn hard I think I might rupture my scrotum]
 
2003-04-08 09:17:20 PM
Lol, says a lot for the listening audience. NPR (the intelligent dem. radio network) doesn't have these problems, again, they don't pull stunts like that.

"honey, ya hear that on rush, theys taken over shea stadium. Get the plastic wrap and duct tape while I load my shotgun"
 
2003-04-08 09:18:38 PM
Sinatra, I think most people either listen to talk radio in the car or at work. I have very rarely heard it in someone's home.
 
2003-04-08 09:20:05 PM
Quick1, I have ZERO kids, an a die-hard atheist and think all drugs and abortions should be legal.

What was that you were saying about neo-con, ConclusionJumpingBoy?
 
2003-04-08 09:20:55 PM
Sublies..
I'm a dittohead. RUSH IS RIGHT! Funny how MOST of the people that make fun of Rush never bother to listen to his show. When I run across these people, I always challenge them to listen to his show for a week. The result: alot of them continue to listen after the first week.
 
2003-04-08 09:21:06 PM
Veritas, checking out your picture, I'm not sure what you're laughing about.
 
2003-04-08 09:21:18 PM
for god's sake limbaugh, MP3
 
2003-04-08 09:22:04 PM
"I can't believe Rush gets away with labelling Iraqis as Democrats. John Kerry makes the slightest suggest about Bush, and he's a terrorist. Rush slams Democrats constantly, and no one bothers to respond."


Ughhh, because Kerry is an elected official and Rush is a talk show personality. One is supposed to be a leader of the country and the other is an enterainer(I use that term lightly).
 
2003-04-08 09:22:45 PM
Um... the headline is crap. Shea stadium is home of the Mets, not the Skankees.
 
2003-04-08 09:23:06 PM
I'm a dittohead. RUSH IS RIGHT!

Why is it when Rush actually lets a liberal call in and have a say, the caller is invariably an idiot? I have never heard a liberal that knew what he was talking about on the show.
 
2003-04-08 09:23:13 PM
Sweeping generalizations are fun! Anyone can make them!
 
2003-04-08 09:23:28 PM
Wow! Rush now employs ametuer photoshoppers...

so surrenders.
 
2003-04-08 09:24:32 PM
Rush is so hilarious and original!

What an untalented bag of gas, how dare he criticize the genius that is the Information Minister. This guy deserves a sitcom, or at least some type of stand-up tour. I almost cried when I found out he was being targeted by the US--his life should be spared for novelty purposes.
 
2003-04-08 09:25:08 PM
Anybody that believes anything that Limbaugh says can't have more than two functioning brain cells. He's as credible as the Weekly World News, whose current headline is - "OIL FOUND ON MOON: Gas Prices To Plunge To 10 cents a gallon."
Halliburton, I suppose, will be building the pipeline.
 
2003-04-08 09:27:07 PM
I have ZERO kids, an a die-hard atheist and think all drugs and abortions should be legal.
What was that you were saying about neo-con, ConclusionJumpingBoy?


I find that extremely hard to believe, since every post I have seen by you comes of as die-hard Republican. However, you can still believe that stuff and still be a conservative. Heck, you'd be more of a "true" conservative than most of the idiots out there calling themselves one today. You're just a real "smaller government" conservative, a true rare breed today.
 
2003-04-08 09:27:20 PM
Rush's fans are really gullible.
 
2003-04-08 09:28:03 PM
and my previous comment was slightly sarcastic, though I'd prefer it if more people listened to npr though as it generally has some good, intelligent programming. At least it's not Mike Savage or Neil Boortz...

If anyone's ever listened to the SAVAGE NATION, I hope you agree with me in saying it's among the most damned stupid narrowminded shows ever to be broadcast. He gets off by saying [those] liberals / democrats [think] ___bli-zank____ almost every farking sentence.

drives me nuts, I love it. Gives me some standpoint which I can challenge and analyze my personal views.
 
2003-04-08 09:28:41 PM
GEAH"No one, except for his millions of listeners (which includes many of the most powerful people in the county), Recockulous"

Still not as popular as Howard Stern.
 
2003-04-08 09:28:50 PM
Quick1, you can't get anything right. I'm not now, nor have I ever been a Republican. In fact, in the last state election, I voted for more Democrats than Republicans.
 
2003-04-08 09:28:54 PM
Memphomaniac

Halliburton, I suppose, will be building the pipeline.

Nah. Halliburton's got something juicy when we invade Iran in July 2004. I read it in The Onion.

Anyway, this story is pretty d@mn good. Where's this idiot from? Jersey?
 
2003-04-08 09:30:10 PM
Still not as popular as Howard Stern.

The non sequiturs are running hot and heavy in this thread.
 
2003-04-08 09:30:21 PM
Dagggumit, that was supposed to say " so surrenders", maybe the filter farked it.
 
2003-04-08 09:30:41 PM
I've always thought Rush was entertaining. But I seldom take him seriously. This guy's reality check has bounced.
 
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