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(NCBuy)   Anna Nicole Smith may soon go from being a scale buster to a chartbuster   ( divider line
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59 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Apr 2003 at 5:17 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-08 02:56:50 PM  
I'll have 2 of whatever that guy is taking because he's seeing and hearing some shiat that no one else in this world can.
2003-04-08 02:59:24 PM  
Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhh Wooooo Wooo *burp* Ahhhhh Ahhhhhhhh
2003-04-08 03:29:08 PM  

2003-04-08 03:48:41 PM  
Anne Nicole reminds me of a puppie that was taken out of an abusive home. It's been so screwed up, the best thing you can do for it is to put it to sleep.
2003-04-08 04:47:34 PM  
If there really was a God, He would stop this.
2003-04-08 05:20:18 PM  
It is truly sad to think of the hours I used to spen holding up her picture with one hand.

Now she makes me want to puke, and I'm not into the vomit fetish.
2003-04-08 05:21:17 PM  
2003-04-08 05:21:26 PM  
2003-04-08 05:21:26 PM  
I'd hit it. Well her face is a little scary but sweet jesus, that's a nice ass for a white girl.
2003-04-08 05:23:06 PM  
2003-04-08 05:23:10 PM  
Wasabi Tuna? Try Greasesoaked, Salty Whale.
2003-04-08 05:24:37 PM  
Cola: that picture is a few years old. Her new look makes sailors who have been at sea for months shrivel.
2003-04-08 05:26:46 PM  
I know, I still find her cute. I just can't find any good recent photos of her. Most I've seen seem to have been taken to ridicule her in some way.
2003-04-08 05:26:58 PM  
Soon to be pirated on Kazaa, her first hit single, "My Four Stomachs".
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2003-04-08 05:27:26 PM  
Scariest post of the day
2003-04-08 05:27:59 PM  
He predicts she'll enjoy it so much "she'll want to do ten more."

Replace "do" with "eat" and "more" with "cheeseburgers".
2003-04-08 05:28:17 PM  
The music industry used to call things like this novelty records. You know, like the classic LP's by William Shatner or Mrs. Miller. I'll probably download it.
2003-04-08 05:28:27 PM  
She'll probably be too stoned out of her gourd to even know what she is singing.
2003-04-08 05:28:28 PM  
It wasn't easy convincing Anna Nicole, who cringed when Vaughn first suggested the idea...

Yeah but this dude's a sweet talker, right? More likely he forked her over about 5 handfuls of Demerol.

...but finally agreed when he explained it would be just like Marilyn Monroe

Yup. found naked and dead of a drug overdose. at least Marilyn didnt beef up to the size of a grain hauler before she kicked.
2003-04-08 05:29:39 PM  
Wookies can sing?
2003-04-08 05:29:59 PM  
I suggest "Fat Bottomed Girls" for the B side.
2003-04-08 05:30:34 PM  
Compn -

She already tried movies. It was sad. You should have seen the outtakes. She couldn't remember five word sentences just seconds after they were read to her.
2003-04-08 05:30:45 PM  
"he is convinced will turn her into the next Jennifer Lopez."

Well she DOES have a big ass, so she's 1/2 there.
2003-04-08 05:31:37 PM  
I wonder how many tantrums she's going to have?
She acts and behaves like a spoilt kid. I doubt she can do very much for herself...
Put her on the next 'Survivor' series..!!!

/sick laughter fades away... for now..
2003-04-08 05:31:52 PM  
Her album can be called "Whale Sounds".
2003-04-08 05:31:53 PM  
2003-04-08 05:32:03 PM  
I'd hit it.

You are a sick and disturbed little man.
2003-04-08 05:33:55 PM  
Dammit MikeWeath, you beat me to the J-Lo ass comment!
2003-04-08 05:36:27 PM  
Chemosh6969 - Cola's a chick.
2003-04-08 05:36:49 PM  
Did Anna ever put out any pinkie-pron???

2003-04-08 05:38:29 PM  

Thank you. My day is complete!
2003-04-08 05:39:18 PM  
I'd hit it. With a stick, then take that cash.
2003-04-08 05:39:21 PM  
He predicts she'll enjoy it so much "she'll want to do ten more."

Isn't that what they said about her and 80 year old men too?

2003-04-08 05:46:32 PM  
An Easy-E lyric comes to mind..

Heading at me because of addiction
Legs on fire because of friction

/I wish I still had that tape.....ooooooo I said tape, I meant disk....disk!
2003-04-08 05:46:49 PM  
I'd hit it from behind and tug on her knockers.
2003-04-08 05:46:52 PM  
Cola / Maveno
You guys are getting me hot
2003-04-08 05:47:12 PM  
2003-04-08 05:48:09 PM  
Delfin, want a pirated, I mean legit copy?

2003-04-08 05:55:57 PM  
Maveno..."pickle juice"??!?! Ewww... Always with the vegetables. Two words...cole...slaw...
2003-04-08 06:00:28 PM  
Chartbuster? Fat chick. I mean fat chance, of course.
2003-04-08 06:01:54 PM  
Haha Maveno, I thought that exact same thing (sans the pickle part) once I saw her hen-pecked dyke-friend.

Can't believe I'm the only one here who digs fat girls though. Oh well, more fluff for me I guess!
2003-04-08 06:03:33 PM  
I can't believe I used to rub em out on the regular to her, back in the day.
2003-04-08 06:05:36 PM  
Did anyone else note the annoying name dropping? Yeah, she should be the next JLo, at least Anna Nicole is amusing.
2003-04-08 06:07:25 PM  
This is what comes to my mind everytime I hear her name....

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2003-04-08 06:09:02 PM  
"Just like Marilyn Monroe" and "the next Jennifer Lopez"??? This should've been filed under ASININE.
2003-04-08 06:10:08 PM  
Wasabi Tuna?

I thought the title was "Sashimi Sow"?
2003-04-08 06:10:45 PM  
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2003-04-08 06:21:36 PM  
I'm the first to come out in favor of full figured women, but Miss Smith is simply scary. She seems stupid, annoying and wasted. It's just plain sad.
2003-04-08 06:22:32 PM  
Maveno...yeah, sorry...trying to get out of the doghouse of internet exile that I've been banished to.

I'll check in more often and keep the Miracle Whip ready. ;)
2003-04-08 06:23:25 PM  
I'm into curvy women...Anna I'm not too sure about though.
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