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2010-01-13 03:06:50 PM
murder is funny.
 
2010-01-13 03:17:11 PM
This was not the hoe he was looking for
 
2010-01-13 03:21:15 PM
It's important to remember to grab them by the ankles if you want to get a good swing.

/handy tip for Elin
 
2010-01-13 03:29:44 PM
Did he cheat with the family goat also?

Goat should be labeled a hoe too, if it allowed itself to be sold like that.


/Live by the hoe, die by the hoe. he he he
 
2010-01-13 03:30:55 PM
Babwa Wawa: murder is funny.

It's not murder, it's justifiable homicide. Anyone who catches a spouse cheating should be allowed to kill that spouse without any legal repercussions.
 
2010-01-13 03:33:16 PM
CheddarPants: Babwa Wawa: murder is funny.

It's not murder, it's justifiable homicide. Anyone who catches a spouse cheating should be allowed to kill that spouse without any legal repercussions.


OK.

Justifiable homicide is funny.
 
2010-01-13 03:37:15 PM
FTFA: Live by the hoe, die by the hoe.

Well played.
 
2010-01-13 03:56:32 PM
The goat was clearly the last straw.
 
2010-01-13 04:03:44 PM
45 in Rwanda with five kid? Is she a great-grandmother yet?
 
2010-01-13 04:21:52 PM
i feel like the headline could have been slightly funnier.
 
2010-01-13 04:23:29 PM
he must have soiled his pants til she struck back, ho
 
2010-01-13 04:24:38 PM
She killed him with the woman he was cheating with?
 
2010-01-13 04:24:38 PM
I submitted this story with the IRONIC tag.
 
2010-01-13 04:25:39 PM
But was it a nappy headed hoe?
 
2010-01-13 04:26:52 PM
What's a hoe (new window)?

/oblig
 
2010-01-13 04:27:46 PM
so in other words he bought clothes for the goat before he sold her?
 
2010-01-13 04:29:31 PM
He should have prayed

Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer ...

Lord please pray for the soul of this biatch ; and
guide my pimp hand and let it be stroooong lord,
So that she might learn a hoe's place!
Amen..."
 
2010-01-13 04:30:05 PM
Get caught with a ho, and she'll hit you with a hoe.
 
2010-01-13 04:32:57 PM
Missed opportunity for the irony tag?
 
2010-01-13 04:34:29 PM
Farker died a well-deserved death.
 
2010-01-13 04:34:55 PM
CheddarPants: Babwa Wawa: murder is funny.

It's not murder, it's justifiable homicide. Anyone who catches a spouse cheating should be allowed to kill that spouse without any legal repercussions.


lolwut?
 
2010-01-13 04:36:07 PM
If she found him in bed with a hoe, he deserved it. What a rake.
 
2010-01-13 04:39:24 PM
Link (new window) Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2010-01-13 04:45:01 PM
Waiting for Ken...
 
2010-01-13 04:45:13 PM
signedlongint: She killed him with the woman he was cheating with?

Best thing for both of them, really.
 
2010-01-13 04:47:35 PM
egomann: Waiting for Ken...

look up
 
2010-01-13 04:52:17 PM
Wife kills hubby cheating with hoe

would have been a funnier headline
 
2010-01-13 04:55:09 PM
hehe...
I get it.
you said hoe...
 
2010-01-13 04:55:11 PM
"That goat doesn't belong to you!" *thwack*

/shoulda gone on Springer instead
 
2010-01-13 04:57:43 PM
CheddarPants: It's not murder, it's justifiable homicide. Anyone who catches a spouse cheating should be allowed to kill that spouse without any legal repercussions.

How YOU doin'?

Anyway, no. At the very least that needs to be in the marriage contract. And even then any civilized state would refuse to recognize it. Marriage is just a legal arrangement as far as the law is concerned. People who disagree with that are the same douchebags that want to protect its sanctity from gays and divorce.
 
2010-01-13 05:17:17 PM
I can see killing the cheating husband, but did the poor hoe even know he was married?
 
2010-01-13 05:21:11 PM
you always end up hurting the one you love....



how's the song go....If you can't be with the one you love, then murder the one you're with.....

something like that.


hey folks, this is Capitalism in its purest form. want something?? take it and kill if you have to to get it.
 
2010-01-13 05:21:42 PM
Word play:

Cheating hubby killed with hoe

Funnier?
 
2010-01-13 05:22:35 PM
I have NEVER understood this reaction that the right thing to do when someone disappoints you is KILL THEM.

I find the entire notion repulsive. It's murder whether someone cut you off in traffic or you caught you SO in a 3-way with your best friend and a goat.
 
2010-01-13 05:45:51 PM
headstone: What a ho might look like...

Conan! Nooooo!
 
2010-01-13 05:52:13 PM
wolfpaq777: i feel like the headline could have been slightly funnier.

Wife kills hubby for cheating with hoe
 
Ehh
2010-01-13 06:00:39 PM
Hoe, golf club, gun, frying pan, rolling pin, folding chair, knife, car--a cheated-upon wife has many options.
 
2010-01-13 06:02:56 PM
FlukeBoy: wolfpaq777: i feel like the headline could have been slightly funnier.

Wife kills hubby for cheating with hoe


Came in here to say this. Swap hubby and cheating and the headline is just that much better.
 
2010-01-13 06:11:18 PM
FlukeBoy: wolfpaq777: i feel like the headline could have been slightly funnier.

Wife kills hubby for cheating with hoe


Nice.
 
2010-01-13 06:26:49 PM
Annoyance: headstone: What a ho might look like...

Conan! Nooooo!



I screen-capped it from last night's show. Oh, yeah. He's a ho.



/go catch it on hulu.
//funny as shiat.
 
2010-01-13 06:29:12 PM
vincentfox: I have NEVER understood this reaction that the right thing to do when someone disappoints you is KILL THEM.

I find the entire notion repulsive. It's murder whether someone cut you off in traffic or you caught you SO in a 3-way with your best friend and a goat.



I dunno. Jerked goat is pretty good...
 
2010-01-13 06:31:56 PM
Well, she could have used a spade.
 
2010-01-13 06:38:56 PM
dobedobeDUE: Well, she could have used a spade.

In that case, my previous posted pic still applies!
 
2010-01-13 06:49:16 PM
Sounds to me like he got what he had comin' to him. Damn cheaters.
 
2010-01-13 07:24:54 PM
Jatopian
CheddarPants: It's not murder, it's justifiable homicide. Anyone who catches a spouse cheating should be allowed to kill that spouse without any legal repercussions.

How YOU doin'?

Anyway, no. At the very least that needs to be in the marriage contract. And even then any civilized state would refuse to recognize it. Marriage is just a legal arrangement as far as the law is concerned. People who disagree with that are the same douchebags that want to protect its sanctity from gays and divorce.


So it's ok then for the cheating spouse to go out get aids and bring the disease back and kill the innocent spouse.
Adultery should be a crime.
 
2010-01-13 07:29:03 PM
Death by teacup is still better....
 
2010-01-13 07:35:01 PM
Rodent of unusual size: Adultery should be a crime.

Yeah. Legislating morality always has good results.
 
2010-01-13 07:43:04 PM
Hoe dog had it coming?
 
2010-01-13 08:09:36 PM
Linux_Yes: you always end up hurting the one you love....



how's the song go....If you can't be with the one you love, then murder the one you're with.....

something like that.


hey folks, this is Capitalism in its purest form. want something?? take it and kill if you have to to get it.


The sad thing is you're not even trolling.
 
2010-01-13 08:14:05 PM
Rodent of unusual size: Jatopian
CheddarPants: It's not murder, it's justifiable homicide. Anyone who catches a spouse cheating should be allowed to kill that spouse without any legal repercussions.

How YOU doin'?

Anyway, no. At the very least that needs to be in the marriage contract. And even then any civilized state would refuse to recognize it. Marriage is just a legal arrangement as far as the law is concerned. People who disagree with that are the same douchebags that want to protect its sanctity from gays and divorce.

So it's ok then for the cheating spouse to go out get aids and bring the disease back and kill the innocent spouse.
Adultery should be a crime.


Adultery should be legal.

Marriage should be a crime. No marriage, no problem!
 
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