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(Cinematical)   Subby has no idea what the hell "Ironclad" is about, but it's got James Purefoy swinging a big-ass sword, Paul Giamatti as a king, Brian Cox being Brian Cox and Kate Mara, well, being hot. So, that has be good, right?   (cinematical.com) divider line 48
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2010-01-13 12:49:04 PM
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wee [TotalFark]
2010-01-13 01:16:42 PM
You had me at "Kate Mara".
 
2010-01-13 03:15:45 PM
Oh, someone take pity on those of us at work and post James Purefoy pics. He's so nice to look at.
 
2010-01-13 03:26:22 PM
So wait, Marc Antony is the captain of the USS Monitor or CSS Virginia?
 
2010-01-13 03:30:50 PM
UNC_Samurai: I find a lack of


very odd for a movie called "Ironclad".


Yeah. I'd like to see some U.S.S. Monitor vs. C.S.S. Virginia action, myself. Sigh...

/FAIL
 
2010-01-13 03:41:46 PM
Something about that trailer makes me expect to see Bruce Campbell show up and call everyone primitive screwheads.
 
2010-01-13 03:51:14 PM
rhino33: mmmmm. kate mara..... *drool*

[Pic of HAWTNESS]

She could sink my battleship any day!
 
2010-01-13 03:52:19 PM
More of Ms. Mara, if you please.
 
2010-01-13 03:52:46 PM
Fine, but when the fark is Solomon Kane coming out? It'll probabaly be crap, but I'll go anyway since I'm a big Robert E. Howard fan.
 
2010-01-13 03:57:19 PM
I'm with UNC_Samurai and Forbidden Doughnut -- I was very disappointed to find that it was not a movie about Naval part of the United States Civil War. Much more interesting than yet another pseudo-medieval action movie.

How cool would it be to make a movie about David Farragut or Andrew Foote?
 
2010-01-13 03:59:42 PM
Kate Mara is ALMOST perfection. Sure she's gorgeous and freaking wealthy but she's a god damn Giants and Steelers fan.

//No I wouldn't let that stop me and damn right I'd swing that stupid farking towel for all I was worth.
 
2010-01-13 04:11:01 PM
Never heard of it, but after the blue kitty people and sparkling vampires and boy wizards, I wager there are unicorns and lame sh*t in this one too.
 
2010-01-13 04:14:53 PM
Sounds like this movie will go down in the very first round, sitting ringside in a tiny town.
 
2010-01-13 04:19:23 PM
b2e44: Movie will probably suck, but if she gets nekkid I'm all for it.

She was the only redeeming aspect of that movie. She can pump my shotgun any day.
 
2010-01-13 04:22:17 PM
I don't know who Kate Mara is, but now I really, REALLY want to know! So beautiful.

I always thought "Kate" was a dowdy name, but the list of hot Kates is really racking up members.

/huh-huh, "rack"
 
2010-01-13 04:22:41 PM
Seriously, why do movie distributors hate James Purefoy? Solomon Kane now, please.
 
2010-01-13 04:32:19 PM
CavalierEternal: www.bestsportsphotos.com

Brian Cox being Brian Cox?fark you, you know who he meant!

/flips you off
 
2010-01-13 04:33:09 PM
Also, when did Kate Mara stop getting called "New Edgar?"
 
2010-01-13 04:36:51 PM
son, a sexy woman is no reason to watch a bad movie. thats what yer porn is for.

/wanders off grumbling at kids these days
 
wee [TotalFark]
2010-01-13 04:38:27 PM
eddievercetti: HAWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTT

Want to touch the hiney.
 
2010-01-13 04:39:55 PM
The Gosh Darned Batman: Seriously, why do movie distributors hate James Purefoy?

Dunno. He was great in Rome.

Of course, EVERYONE was great in Rome...
 
2010-01-13 04:43:35 PM
"Two time Navy champ. Tag 'em and bag 'em."
 
2010-01-13 04:54:03 PM
james Purefoy is pretty cool. I moist up when he knights William Tatcher.
 
2010-01-13 05:18:12 PM
DeadZone: It's good. It's all good...

Jesus, that is all kinds of girl. I only wish we were the same species.
 
2010-01-13 05:42:12 PM
Did anyone else look at the hot blood-spattered guy and immediately think of Dragon Age?

/Just me? Okeydokey.
 
2010-01-13 05:47:22 PM
astoreth: Did anyone else look at the hot blood-spattered guy and immediately think of Dragon Age?

/Just me? Okeydokey.

You are not alone.


Also, I sent some pics of Kate Mara to my fiance for ogling, and he commented that she's "too skinny." Then I showed him the pinup picture of her, and he said "she's obviously sucking in her stomach." Give it to me straight, farkers -- am I marrying a gay man?
 
2010-01-13 05:51:53 PM
MENSTRUATION: Give it to me straight, farkers -- am I marrying a gay man?

No, you're marrying a wise, wise man who knows better than to praise another woman in the presence of his fianceé.
 
2010-01-13 05:52:56 PM
MENSTRUATION: Give it to me straight, farkers -- am I marrying a gay man?

What the guy above me said, or just a really smart guy. Take your pick, it is one or the other.
 
2010-01-13 05:57:03 PM
theorellior: MENSTRUATION: Give it to me straight, farkers -- am I marrying a gay man?

No, you're marrying a wise, wise man who knows better than to praise another woman in the presence of his fianceé.


Nah, that's not it. He has no problems praising Monica Belucci, Kate Winslet, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Kiera Knightley, Morena Baccarin, and so on and so on...

Okay, definitely not gay. Maybe he's trying to encourage me to "convince" him that she's hot by sending more pics? I think I ought to oblige.
 
2010-01-13 05:59:51 PM
MENSTRUATION: Kiera Knightley

And he thinks Kate Mara is too skinny? Fail.
 
2010-01-13 06:01:06 PM
Smoking hot AND in line to inherit like a billion dollars. Kate Mara's pretty farking amazing all the way around the bend.
 
2010-01-13 06:06:03 PM
MENSTRUATION: Also, I sent some pics of Kate Mara to my fiance for ogling, and he commented that she's "too skinny." Then I showed him the pinup picture of her, and he said "she's obviously sucking in her stomach." Give it to me straight, farkers -- am I marrying a gay man?

I think you're marrying a guy who wants a little nookie when he gets home;)
 
2010-01-13 06:20:29 PM
astoreth: MENSTRUATION: Also, I sent some pics of Kate Mara to my fiance for ogling, and he commented that she's "too skinny." Then I showed him the pinup picture of her, and he said "she's obviously sucking in her stomach." Give it to me straight, farkers -- am I marrying a gay man?

She is NOT too skinny, but she IS sucking in her gut in the pin-up pic. I'd say he's only half-gay, possibly metrosexual.
 
2010-01-13 06:23:08 PM
brashhulk: astoreth: MENSTRUATION: Also, I sent some pics of Kate Mara to my fiance for ogling, and he commented that she's "too skinny." Then I showed him the pinup picture of her, and he said "she's obviously sucking in her stomach." Give it to me straight, farkers -- am I marrying a gay man?

She is NOT too skinny, but she IS sucking in her gut in the pin-up pic. I'd say he's only half-gay, possibly metrosexual.


My guess is that she's sucking in her tummy, but she's also Photoshopped all to hell, as well. One can suck in a tummy, but it's a lot tougher to suck in one's waist to get that corsetted look without snapping a few ribs.

She's mad hot, though.
 
2010-01-13 06:23:56 PM
MENSTRUATION: astoreth: Did anyone else look at the hot blood-spattered guy and immediately think of Dragon Age?

/Just me? Okeydokey.
You are not alone.


Also, I sent some pics of Kate Mara to my fiance for ogling, and he commented that she's "too skinny." Then I showed him the pinup picture of her, and he said "she's obviously sucking in her stomach." Give it to me straight, farkers -- am I marrying a gay man?


Good news/Bad news:

Good News: He's going to care about your makeup, clothes, hair, weight, and emotional state.

Bad News: He's going to care about his own more.
 
2010-01-13 06:46:35 PM
CavalierEternal: Brian Cox being Brian Cox?

Came here for this.
 
2010-01-13 07:17:29 PM
robsul82: Smoking hot AND in line to inherit like a billion dollars. Kate Mara's pretty farking amazing all the way around the bend.

Kate Mara is an heiress? I had no idea. Could there actually be heiresses out there who are good for something besides being annoying pop-culture whores, who are not named Julia Louis-Dreyfus?
 
2010-01-13 07:38:11 PM
MonkeyAngst: robsul82: Smoking hot AND in line to inherit like a billion dollars. Kate Mara's pretty farking amazing all the way around the bend.

Kate Mara is an heiress? I had no idea. Could there actually be heiresses out there who are good for something besides being annoying pop-culture whores, who are not named Julia Louis-Dreyfus?


Her family owns the New York Giants and Pittsburgh Steelers. So yeah, hot and incredibly loaded.
 
2010-01-13 08:09:23 PM
MENSTRUATION: astoreth: Did anyone else look at the hot blood-spattered guy and immediately think of Dragon Age?

/Just me? Okeydokey.
You are not alone.


Also, I sent some pics of Kate Mara to my fiance for ogling, and he commented that she's "too skinny." Then I showed him the pinup picture of her, and he said "she's obviously sucking in her stomach." Give it to me straight, farkers -- am I marrying a gay man?


Some guys actually, genuinely, do not like skinny girls. Personally, I think they are mad crazy.
 
2010-01-13 09:05:36 PM
CavalierEternal: Brian Cox being Brian Cox?

It's what we get now that Brian Blessed is too insane to be allowed on a film set.
 
2010-01-13 09:07:53 PM
Hempmonkey: 'Oh yeah, she's hawt, but if she orders any Merlot, I'm farking leaving'

I just tried to watch that last night. I deleted it about halfway through.

I'm not a movie snob and I wasn't paying that much attention, but I couldn't get into it.
 
2010-01-13 11:13:54 PM
A movie about the first modern naval battle would be great if they could keep the Saving Private Ryan grittiness in it. But...Hollywood will fark with it by adding a sub plot about both captains being in love with the same girl while she witnesses the battle from her widows walk in Norfolk. You know they will. They couldn't even get the Memphis Belle story right.
 
2010-01-13 11:44:22 PM
Dwight_Yeast: It's what we get now that Brian Blessed is too insane to be allowed on a film set.

I'd pay crazy money to see Brian Blessed and Nicholas Cage in a movie together. Especially a movie filled with bees. That would be EPIC.
 
2010-01-14 01:15:42 AM
BasqueBastard: A movie about the first modern naval battle would be great if they could keep the Saving Private Ryan grittiness in it. But...Hollywood will fark with it by adding a sub plot about both captains being in love with the same girl while she witnesses the battle from her widows walk in Norfolk. You know they will. They couldn't even get the Memphis Belle story right.

CSS Virginia first officer: "We can't really hit the Monitor, it's too low in the water!"
CSS Virginia captain: "This is taking forever."
USS Monitor first officer: "The Virginia's armor is too strong, we're making dents but I can't tell if we're doing any kind of damage."
USS Monitor captain: "Well, at least it's not wrecking our wooden ships anymore."

/both ships give up and leave
//great movie you have there
 
2010-01-15 12:46:01 AM
tdpatriots12: BasqueBastard: A movie about the first modern naval battle would be great if they could keep the Saving Private Ryan grittiness in it. But...Hollywood will fark with it by adding a sub plot about both captains being in love with the same girl while she witnesses the battle from her widows walk in Norfolk. You know they will. They couldn't even get the Memphis Belle story right.

CSS Virginia first officer: "We can't really hit the Monitor, it's too low in the water!"
CSS Virginia captain: "This is taking forever."
USS Monitor first officer: "The Virginia's armor is too strong, we're making dents but I can't tell if we're doing any kind of damage."
USS Monitor captain: "Well, at least it's not wrecking our wooden ships anymore."

/both ships give up and leave
//great movie you have there


Okay then, The Battle Of Jutland, anyone?
 
2010-01-15 10:39:26 AM
Guess it's up to me:

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/Slackers...
 
2010-01-15 07:20:28 PM
Where did the rest of this thread go......two days ago it was up to 56 entries, and a lot of the pics just disappeared????
 
2010-01-15 07:42:40 PM
I think it was lost when the servers screwed up.
 
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