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(Yahoo)   Punxsutawney Phil to make this year's prediction via text message. 6 mr wks o brr. lol kthxbye11   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 60
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2010-01-13 08:16:54 AM
Poop is coming out.
 
2010-01-13 08:31:14 AM
BalugaJoe: Poop is coming out.


It's like groundhog day all over again.
 
2010-01-13 08:50:54 AM
I hope it's in High-Def.
 
2010-01-13 08:58:59 AM
Bullsh*t! Groundhogs don't have thumb dexterity to text and they're lousy spellers!
 
2010-01-13 10:22:19 AM
That's not bad for a quadruped.
 
2010-01-13 10:40:49 AM
IDK my BGF Phil?
 
2010-01-13 11:20:34 AM
If people would quit paying any attention to this tradition it would go away. Do your part and help separate groundhogs from our traditions. Maybe someday, when the next generation is grown, this half-breed of a holiday will be curled up dead somewhere. Please, I beg you.
 
2010-01-13 11:21:55 AM
oldfarthenry: Bullsh*t! Groundhogs don't have thumb dexterity to text and they're lousy spellers!

LOLgroundhogs?.
 
2010-01-13 11:23:44 AM
Hai, hai! u dont tell me u dont mber me cuz I sur heckfire mber u.
 
2010-01-13 11:24:56 AM
He'll be too busy getting his place ready for the LOST premiere party to actually come outside and give an interview.

oldfarthenry: Bullsh*t! Groundhogs don't have thumb dexterity to text and they're lousy spellers!

They're angry drivers, too.
 
2010-01-13 11:26:05 AM
Phil: Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?

Mrs. Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.
 
2010-01-13 11:26:16 AM
CygnusDarius: oldfarthenry: Bullsh*t! Groundhogs don't have thumb dexterity to text and they're lousy spellers!

LOLgroundhogs?.


I get the feeling Feb. 2 will produce a bunch of these.

The whole "ceremony" is stupid and doesn't work for all parts of the country.

I like the movie though! :O)
 
2010-01-13 11:27:38 AM
trappedspirit: If people would quit paying any attention to this tradition it would go away. Do your part and help separate groundhogs from our traditions. Maybe someday, when the next generation is grown, this half-breed of a holiday will be curled up dead somewhere. Please, I beg you.


You must be a blast at parties.
 
2010-01-13 11:29:16 AM
trappedspirit: If people would quit paying any attention to this tradition it would go away. Do your part and help separate groundhogs from our traditions. Maybe someday, when the next generation is grown, this half-breed of a holiday will be curled up dead somewhere. Please, I beg you.

I can tell you're fun to party with.
 
2010-01-13 11:30:19 AM
obzerver: trappedspirit: If people would quit paying any attention to this tradition it would go away. Do your part and help separate groundhogs from our traditions. Maybe someday, when the next generation is grown, this half-breed of a holiday will be curled up dead somewhere. Please, I beg you.


You must be a blast at parties.


/slow reader, damn
 
2010-01-13 11:31:10 AM
old_toole: trappedspirit: If people would quit paying any attention to this tradition it would go away. Do your part and help separate groundhogs from our traditions. Maybe someday, when the next generation is grown, this half-breed of a holiday will be curled up dead somewhere. Please, I beg you.

I can tell you're fun to party with.


I can tell you're fun too party with, two.
 
2010-01-13 11:32:28 AM
Looks like a party in here.
 
2010-01-13 11:34:43 AM
I could use a party
 
2010-01-13 11:38:37 AM
Yes. Groundhog day is undeniably the greatest North American holiday in the history of mankind. 02/02/02 - Never Forget. (6 more weeks of winter)

/made the pilgrimage
//happens to be my birthday
 
2010-01-13 11:43:28 AM
w00ty: wanted for questioning.. got nuthin in other words.

Don't text while driving angry! Don't text while driving angry!
 
2010-01-13 11:47:01 AM
On me in three, two, one.

Texting really fails to capture the true excitement...of a large squirrel, predicting the weather.

I, for one, am very grateful to have been here.

From Punxsutawney, this is Phil Connors. So long.
 
2010-01-13 11:47:51 AM
Shakespeare's Monkey: trappedspirit
If people would quit paying any attention to this tradition it would go away. Do your part and help separate groundhogs from our traditions. Maybe someday, when the next generation is grown, this half-breed of a holiday will be curled up dead somewhere. Please, I beg you.

How about, "Zombie Jesus Colored Eggs Day?"


Don't worry there is a rabbit...
 
2010-01-13 11:49:23 AM
No white chocolate, no fudge.
 
2010-01-13 11:57:01 AM
DNT DRV NGRY
 
2010-01-13 11:58:47 AM
fu pp u fkn rodent
 
2010-01-13 11:59:22 AM
obzerver: trappedspirit: If people would quit paying any attention to this tradition it would go away. Do your part and help separate groundhogs from our traditions. Maybe someday, when the next generation is grown, this half-breed of a holiday will be curled up dead somewhere. Please, I beg you.


You must be a blast at parties.


At every party except a rodent day party. Are you one of those musk gland apologists?
 
2010-01-13 12:03:05 PM
trappedspirit: If people would quit paying any attention to this tradition it would go away. Do your part and help separate groundhogs from our traditions. Maybe someday, when the next generation is grown, this half-breed of a holiday will be curled up dead somewhere. Please, I beg you.

No, because if we get rid of this tradition, Gus becomes the FIRST most famous groundhog in PA, and NOBODY WANTS THAT.

/Would like to Keep on Scratchin' his fake little eyeballs out.
 
2010-01-13 12:03:07 PM
It's all fake. There's no such thing as a "groundhog".
 
2010-01-13 12:04:58 PM
What, no twitter? Texting is so 2000.
 
2010-01-13 12:13:06 PM
The chick in GHD was kinda hot. Right Phil?

/No rocky road
 
2010-01-13 12:17:14 PM
You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.
 
2010-01-13 12:19:18 PM
At least you all don't live in PA. We also have "Gus, the 2nd most famous groundhog" who was created by the PA lottery and is in all of their commercials. It's awful.
 
2010-01-13 12:21:47 PM
sboyle1020: At least you all don't live in PA. We also have "Gus, the 2nd most famous groundhog" who was created by the PA lottery and is in all of their commercials. It's awful.

You have my sympathies.
I'm also feeling a little sorry for Canada, as their Olympics mascots are cartoonish and juvenile. These are human contests started by the Greeks, people! Let's get a little dignity back in there.
 
2010-01-13 12:23:11 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey: trappedspirit
If people would quit paying any attention to this tradition it would go away. Do your part and help separate groundhogs from our traditions. Maybe someday, when the next generation is grown, this half-breed of a holiday will be curled up dead somewhere. Please, I beg you.

How about, "Zombie Jesus Colored Eggs Day?"


LOL!!

i tried really really hard not to laugh at this--no such luck though.
 
2010-01-13 12:27:13 PM
Only $9.99 a month. Must be 18 or older. Standard text messaging rates apply.
 
2010-01-13 12:28:56 PM
Denaliano: Yes. Groundhog day is undeniably the greatest North American holiday in the history of mankind. 02/02/02 - Never Forget. (6 more weeks of winter)

/made the pilgrimage
//happens to be my birthday


My sister's b-day, too.
RIP, Katie. :(
 
2010-01-13 12:33:37 PM
7 8 15 16 23 42 LOL
 
2010-01-13 12:33:41 PM
Yeah Phil cracks me up. He is such the funny whistle pig
 
2010-01-13 12:37:15 PM
Phil and Gus got nothing on Carbon County Clem. After he gives us the forecast he is killed, fried up, and eaten. This way we can harness some of sould for weather predicting. The local weatherman is up for his fourth reelection because of this.
 
2010-01-13 12:42:58 PM
Solty Dog: Phil and Gus got nothing on Carbon County Clem. After he gives us the forecast he is killed, fried up, and eaten. This way we can harness some of sould for weather predicting. The local weatherman is up for his fourth reelection because of this.

WTF?
 
2010-01-13 12:48:04 PM
Phil's burrow is on Gobbler's Knob.

/snicker
 
2010-01-13 12:53:21 PM
Too early for flapjacks?
 
2010-01-13 12:54:51 PM
Where I am the groundhogs will be wearing giant eyeballs on their heads and dancing with bunny boy on Feb 2.

And I'll be there.
 
2010-01-13 01:02:25 PM
Third In Line: You have my sympathies.
I'm also feeling a little sorry for Canada, as their Olympics mascots are cartoonish and juvenile. These are human contests started by the Greeks, people! Let's get a little dignity back in there.


Though it is kinda cool that they use a Matisyahu song in the commercials for the Olympics.
 
2010-01-13 01:06:20 PM
Subby needs to learn to spell 'bai'

/lol
/$l4$h13$
 
2010-01-13 01:08:56 PM
Who's taking bets that Phil will actually be a male this year????
 
2010-01-13 01:10:06 PM
Solty Dog: Phil and Gus got nothing on Carbon County Clem. After he gives us the forecast he is killed, fried up, and eaten. This way we can harness some of sould for weather predicting. The local weatherman is up for his fourth reelection because of this.

Seems like Clem was a one time deal. How can he predict the weather the following year if he's killed and subsequently eaten? I highly doubt Southerners have perfected cloning.
 
2010-01-13 01:13:51 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey: trappedspirit
If people would quit paying any attention to this tradition it would go away. Do your part and help separate groundhogs from our traditions. Maybe someday, when the next generation is grown, this half-breed of a holiday will be curled up dead somewhere. Please, I beg you.

How about, "Zombie Jesus Colored Eggs Day?"


Whoa, slow down there. Choose the battles we think we can win. We'll pick up momentum from there.
 
2010-01-13 01:22:34 PM
Third In Line: sboyle1020: At least you all don't live in PA. We also have "Gus, the 2nd most famous groundhog" who was created by the PA lottery and is in all of their commercials. It's awful.

You have my sympathies.
I'm also feeling a little sorry for Canada, as their Olympics mascots are cartoonish and juvenile. These are human contests started by the Greeks, people! Let's get a little dignity back in there.


Lol, the dignity of the Olympics has probably been lost since the modern games begun...
 
2010-01-13 01:28:22 PM
Phil: I'm a god.
Rita: You're God?
Phil: I'm a god. I'm not *the* God... I don't think.

Phil: Well maybe the *real* God uses tricks, you know? Maybe he's not omnipotent. He's just been around so long he knows everything.

Larry: Did he actually refer to himself as "the talent"?
 
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