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(Gawker)   Sex party held by three elderly men ends with one shot in the head. Next time, just make lemonade   (gawker.com) divider line 95
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2010-01-13 07:18:30 AM  
The scene of the crime: pnsfw (new window)
 
2010-01-13 08:39:12 AM  
sweetmelissa31: The scene of the crime: pnsfw (new window)

I am pretty sure I won't click on a single link in this thread.
 
2010-01-13 08:42:14 AM  
Rectum? "I think I killed him."
 
2010-01-13 08:48:34 AM  
Lemonparty?
 
2010-01-13 08:53:57 AM  
why would they be making lemonade at a sexparty? i don't get it, but it does make for an orginal headline. kuddos subby.
 
2010-01-13 09:05:35 AM  
PC LOAD LETTER: I am pretty sure I won't click on a single link in this thread.

I've already got my gorgor card and requisite mana ready to play
 
2010-01-13 09:06:06 AM  
elderly? dude was 50.....

/get off my lawn
 
2010-01-13 09:17:02 AM  
doesn't somebody end up getting "shot" in the head at the end of pretty much every sex party?
 
2010-01-13 09:30:57 AM  
PC LOAD LETTER: I am pretty sure I won't click on a single link in this thread.

I'm surprised images haven't been disabled yet.
 
2010-01-13 09:31:16 AM  
I've never figured out the logic behind Fark's policy on the unholy trinity of internet pictures. One you can mention with no problem, another gets filterpwned, and the other gets your comment deleted.
 
2010-01-13 09:36:30 AM  
He would have shot two in the head but at his age he has a 72-hour refractory period.
 
2010-01-13 09:41:52 AM  
It's just not a Lemon party without ol' Dick!
 
2010-01-13 09:45:51 AM  
Gay sex kills.
 
2010-01-13 09:46:17 AM  
PC LOAD LETTER: sweetmelissa31: The scene of the crime: pnsfw (new window)

I am pretty sure I won't click on a single link in this thread.


This.

/thisthisthisthisthisthis
 
2010-01-13 09:47:48 AM  
The prosecution say they don't dispute that the killing was accidental, but say Lavallee-Davidson should have checked the gun more carefully for bullets.

/sings .. russian roulette is not the same without a gun
 
2010-01-13 09:47:54 AM  
I thought even mentioning a certain citrus festival was enough for bannination? As was a certain enbasined female?
 
2010-01-13 09:49:41 AM  
I got shot last night but it was on my che.... *clicks link*... oh. Nevermind.
 
2010-01-13 09:50:53 AM  
mofomisfit: I thought even mentioning a certain citrus festival was enough for bannination? As was a certain enbasined female?

I think they make exceptions for especially clever headlines.
Plus, it's disguised enough that nobody's going to be fooled into clicking links to any unfortunate pictures...
 
2010-01-13 09:51:06 AM  
"Sex party held by three elderly men ends with one shot in the head. Next time, just make lemonade" till the juice runs down your leg.

Wasn't that a Led Zeppelin song???
 
2010-01-13 09:51:11 AM  
Dad? Uncle Fred? Principal McDermott?
 
2010-01-13 09:53:06 AM  
Guns don't kill people, twinks in the midst of a twelve hour meth and viagra fueled S & M gay sex orgy in a dungeon do.
 
2010-01-13 09:54:16 AM  
Is that what they mean by "Shooting one's load"?
 
2010-01-13 09:54:32 AM  
Rev. Skarekroe: mofomisfit: I thought even mentioning a certain citrus festival was enough for bannination? As was a certain enbasined female?

I think they make exceptions for especially clever headlines.
Plus, it's disguised enough that nobody's going to be fooled into clicking links to any unfortunate pictures...


I'm glad I have no idea what you're talking about.


THIS is what men do for fun????
whatever happened to playing Bunko at the Eagles Lodge?
 
2010-01-13 09:54:44 AM  
YAY LEMON PARTY REFERENCE! YAY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
 
2010-01-13 09:55:53 AM  
Cake Hunter: It's just not a Lemon party without ol' Dick!

Yes!

Link (new window)
 
2010-01-13 09:56:30 AM  
And you thought *you* were kinky.
 
2010-01-13 09:56:33 AM  
real shaman: elderly? dude was 50.....

/get off my lawn


Don't be too hard on them. They don't realize that being in their early 20s for the most part they are still children.

/dang kids and their boom boom music
 
2010-01-13 09:57:49 AM  
Dr. Mojo PhD: YAY LEMON PARTY REFERENCE! YAY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Yeah, potential boobie threads have images disabled, but lemon party references go unchecked?
 
2010-01-13 09:57:49 AM  
After the gun went off, one of them said "I think I killed him."


Really? You put a .44 to his head and pulled the trigger. The gun fired. And you think you killed him? Get this guy a badge, the force needs people like that.
 
2010-01-13 09:59:00 AM  
It was all going swimmingly when Lavallee-Davidson, a Dartmouth grad who recently testified in favor of gay marriage, went to use the bathroom.

Yeah, wonder how far back he just set the movement?
 
2010-01-13 10:01:12 AM  
Leave the gun. Take the cock ring.
 
2010-01-13 10:02:17 AM  
ne2d: I've never figured out the logic behind Fark's policy on the unholy trinity of internet pictures. One you can mention with no problem, another gets filterpwned, and the other gets your comment deleted.

Ok, I think I know two of the trinity, the lemon one of old guys and the goat one of some bung hole, but the 3rd? Rake fight?
//looking to fill in another Internet bingo spot
 
2010-01-13 10:02:29 AM  
StrikitRich: It was all going swimmingly when Lavallee-Davidson, a Dartmouth grad who recently testified in favor of gay marriage, went to use the bathroom.

Yeah, wonder how far back he just set the movement?


From the sounds of this party, his movement got set back during the fun part.
 
2010-01-13 10:02:54 AM  
bilbo douchebaggins: Cake Hunter: It's just not a Lemon party without ol' Dick!

Yes!

Link (new window)


ha!
 
2010-01-13 10:04:20 AM  
Dwedit: Oh yeah! (Possibly NSFW video)

That was hilarious and horrifying at the same time. I have to go take a shower now.
 
2010-01-13 10:04:29 AM  
You know how I know you're gay? You had a 12 hour gay sex orgy in someones gay sex dungeon.
 
2010-01-13 10:07:03 AM  
THE LEMON PARTY SHOT!!! wooooo

To make a lemon party shot:

1 part vodka
1 part lemon juice
zest of lemon

Steps: Mix vodka with lemon juice and strain directly into eyes.
 
2010-01-13 10:07:34 AM  
sonofslacker: The third one is a woman that likes to take baths.
 
2010-01-13 10:08:12 AM  
mikefinch: THE LEMON PARTY SHOT!!! wooooo

To make a lemon party shot:

1 part vodka
1 part lemon juice
zest of lemon

Steps: Mix vodka with lemon juice and strain directly into eyes.


I'm perfectly fine never mixing the term lemon party with the word shot.
/Really
//Really Really
 
2010-01-13 10:08:49 AM  
sonofslacker: Ok, I think I know two of the trinity, the lemon one of old guys and the goat one of some bung hole, but the 3rd? Rake fight?
//looking to fill in another Internet bingo spot


Hint: The casting call needed not one girl, but two.

As far as TFA goes, the comments do fill in some gaps. They've all got the AIDS (or Fun Monkey Disease if you will) and have lowered their desire to be extra-careful with dangerous activity.

Still, of all homosexual stories in the world, this one is the homosexualest!
 
2010-01-13 10:08:58 AM  
Gorgor Gorgor Gorgor...
 
2010-01-13 10:09:46 AM  
Egalitarian: Dwedit: Oh yeah! (Possibly NSFW video)

That was hilarious and horrifying at the same time. I have to go take a shower now.


Wow... Where do they find these elderly actors?
 
2010-01-13 10:10:29 AM  
AntiNorm: sonofslacker: The third one is a woman that likes to take baths.

Is there a name that goes along with it? Or can it never be spoken?
 
2010-01-13 10:11:34 AM  
50 is elderly? How old are you subby, 16?

//Gotta go. Matlock is coming on.
 
2010-01-13 10:13:00 AM  
ms_lara_croft: 50 is elderly? How old are you subby, 16?

//Gotta go. Matlock is coming on.


what the fark is Matlock?
 
2010-01-13 10:13:09 AM  
spentmiles: Egalitarian: Dwedit: Oh yeah! (Possibly NSFW video)

That was hilarious and horrifying at the same time. I have to go take a shower now.

Wow... Where do they find these elderly actors?


Old people who didn't save enough for retirement.


Man that must have been a real downer... I mean outside of doing a dude... you also shoot him mid thrust.
 
2010-01-13 10:13:58 AM  
sonofslacker: but the 3rd? Rake fight?

Something about a girl and he storied tale while in a tub
 
2010-01-13 10:14:01 AM  
factoryconnection: sonofslacker: Ok, I think I know two of the trinity, the lemon one of old guys and the goat one of some bung hole, but the 3rd? Rake fight?
//looking to fill in another Internet bingo spot

Hint: The casting call needed not one girl, but two.

As far as TFA goes, the comments do fill in some gaps. They've all got the AIDS (or Fun Monkey Disease if you will) and have lowered their desire to be extra-careful with dangerous activity.

Still, of all homosexual stories in the world, this one is the homosexualest!


I found more info but not the picture (and will not be looking for it). The 2 girls 1 cup is a video though, not a picture. The urban dictionary mentions it as tub girl...
Search on unholy trinity in the urban dictionary. I won't even provide a link for fear of eternal damnation.
 
2010-01-13 10:14:11 AM  
Add a detail to that Lemon Party shot:
Take a shot of Irish Cream and place a straw into it, cap off the end with finger and remove from glass. Place straw in vodka and lemon mixture and remove finger from end of straw. Remove straw.
 
2010-01-13 10:14:52 AM  
You know it is a bummer when the big hunk you are riding turns into a cold, dead fish.
 
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