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(Contact Music)   Actor Channing Tatum burns the skin off his penis on cold film set, marking his most injurious act since appearing in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra   (contactmusic.com) divider line 43
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2010-01-13 06:18:29 AM
I don't know if he is a good actor or not but his name always struck me as an amalgam of Stockard Channing and Tatum O'Neil and so I didn't realize at first that he was male.
 
2010-01-13 06:20:23 AM
JasonOfOrillia: I don't know if he is a good actor or not but his name always struck me as an amalgam of Stockard Channing and Tatum O'Neil and so I didn't realize at first that he was male.

Didn't the penis part give it away?
 
2010-01-13 06:27:21 AM
At least it's no skin off his back.
 
2010-01-13 06:29:10 AM
Meh, it wasn't his fault. I don't get the "Dumbass" tag. (As much as I hate Channing Tatum.)
 
2010-01-13 06:30:40 AM
"I had five guys looking at my shrivelled, burned penis."

He had five guys looking at his shrivelled, burned penis.
 
2010-01-13 06:37:50 AM
JasonOfOrillia: I don't know if he is a good actor or not but his name always struck me as an amalgam of Stockard Channing and Tatum O'Neil and so I didn't realize at first that he was male.

I had the same problem. But he's really cute.
 
zez
2010-01-13 06:38:00 AM
So what happens when the water cools and now you're in soaking wet clothes?
 
2010-01-13 06:45:46 AM
zez: So what happens when the water cools and now you're in soaking wet clothes?

You pee yourself.
 
2010-01-13 07:37:46 AM
"...ex-stripper..."

He's an ex-stripper. Shouldn't he be used to penis injury by now?
 
2010-01-13 07:46:25 AM
I don't care who you are, or what you do for a crust, no-one should have to put up with having 5 guys staring at your shrivelled, burned penis unless they've paid for the privilage.

/penis
 
2010-01-13 07:57:32 AM
They are already making a flight 253 movie? Who plays the heroic passenger, Buscemi?
 
2010-01-13 07:58:10 AM
Arkanaut: At least it's no skin off his bag.

\ftfmoa
 
2010-01-13 07:58:41 AM
SnakeMan: Meh, it wasn't his fault. I don't get the "Dumbass" tag. (As much as I hate Channing Tatum.)

You wouldn't check to see how hot the water was before pouring it on your genitals? Really?
 
2010-01-13 08:04:48 AM
Shvetz
You wouldn't check to see how hot the water was before pouring it on your genitals? Really?


Perhaps if you read the story...

"Thing is, he'd forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my d**k."

So.. no, it wasn't poured on his genitals and he didn't do the pouring himself. I rather imagine they'd done the exercise a number of times during shooting to keep warm and Channing had grown to trust the guy not to burn him.

So the moral of the story is, don't trust anyone. Ever.
 
2010-01-13 08:11:00 AM
I saw "GI Joe" and "Fighting", I'm easily entertained (as if you couldn't tell), and am not too critical of actors. That being said, this guy is the worst actor I've ever seen. Just brutal.
 
2010-01-13 08:19:03 AM
That's hawt!
 
DOW
2010-01-13 08:20:42 AM
Subby must not like fun movies. Poor subby.
 
2010-01-13 08:24:28 AM
i have spent long cold hours working outside in places considerable colder than scotland and never has the idea of pouring warm water into my clothes seemed like a smart idea.

Pouring warm water down your clothes in freezing weather is retarded.
 
2010-01-13 08:27:50 AM
Was it necessarcy to boil the water in the first place? They couldn't just heat it up to the point where it doesn't destroy your penis?
 
2010-01-13 08:53:14 AM
Is this method of keeping 'warm' the most idiotic thing that anyone has ever heard?

Maybe they were filming some scene where they had to get wet, that would be the only excuse, but I'd rather a blanket soaked in hot water that I could throw over me and exchange when it was time to shoot.
 
2010-01-13 08:54:04 AM
mikefinch: i have spent long cold hours working outside in places considerable colder than scotland and never has the idea of pouring warm water into my clothes seemed like a smart idea.

Pouring warm water down your clothes in freezing weather is retarded.


Yeah it had to be some sort of scene where they had to swim across the river or something. Please tell me it was that...
 
2010-01-13 09:09:15 AM
His cobra won't be rising for a while...

/am I right?
 
mhd
2010-01-13 09:23:08 AM
Erm, who? No, the Wikipedia pages doesn't really help. Is he some kind of Shia LaBoef with abs?

/"Shia la Beefcake"?
//Still, ouch.
 
2010-01-13 09:23:14 AM
colatf: "I had five guys looking at my shrivelled, burned penis."

He had five guys looking at his shrivelled, burned penis.


You realize that to see something, photons have to bounce off of it and strike your retina. Those five guys had shrivelled, burned penis INSIDE THEIR EYES.
 
2010-01-13 09:42:53 AM
mikefinch : i have spent long cold hours working outside in places considerable colder than scotland and never has the idea of pouring warm water into my clothes seemed like a smart idea.

Pouring warm water down your clothes in freezing weather is retarded.


it was a wet suit. like for diving or surfing. peeing in your wetsuit is how you keep warm. an old surfer's trick
///impossible to get out of quickly, hence the burns
 
2010-01-13 09:45:40 AM
Poor baby. If he needs someone to nurse him back to health, I volunteer.
 
2010-01-13 09:52:21 AM
skinnamarink a shrinky dink
 
2010-01-13 10:07:53 AM
Fano: colatf: "I had five guys looking at my shrivelled, burned penis."

He had five guys looking at his shrivelled, burned penis.

You realize that to see something, photons have to bounce off of it and strike your retina. Those five guys had shrivelled, burned penis INSIDE THEIR EYES.


Just, curled up in there like snails, man.
 
2010-01-13 10:57:11 AM
darkvstar: mikefinch : i have spent long cold hours working outside in places considerable colder than scotland and never has the idea of pouring warm water into my clothes seemed like a smart idea.

Pouring warm water down your clothes in freezing weather is retarded.

it was a wet suit. like for diving or surfing. peeing in your wetsuit is how you keep warm. an old surfer's trick
///impossible to get out of quickly, hence the burns


I still think it sounds stupid. When you can improve the functionality of your clothing by peeing in, it is time to rethink your choices in life.
 
2010-01-13 11:41:18 AM
darkvstar: mikefinch : i have spent long cold hours working outside in places considerable colder than scotland and never has the idea of pouring warm water into my clothes seemed like a smart idea.

Pouring warm water down your clothes in freezing weather is retarded.

it was a wet suit. like for diving or surfing. peeing in your wetsuit is how you keep warm. an old surfer's trick
///impossible to get out of quickly, hence the burns


I bring a thermos full of hot water with me when surfing in really cold water. Pour it into the suit right before you get in the water, helps you stay warm a bit longer than if you have to warm the first dose up on your own...
 
2010-01-13 12:14:33 PM
Wait i though Tatum Channing was an actress?
 
2010-01-13 01:10:24 PM
Damn you, brap!

I l'dol and spit scalding hot tea all over my genitals!


/shakes tiny fist
//and shrunken, scalded genitals
 
2010-01-13 01:11:58 PM
JasonOfOrillia: I don't know if he is a good actor or not but his name always struck me as an amalgam of Stockard Channing and Tatum O'Neil and so I didn't realize at first that he was male.

His name makes me want to flip off a box of kittens and then kick a puppy. Why the fark would someone be so cruel as to name their child a made up VERB. A farking VERB!

http://sites.google.com/site/apeiron/ChildNaming
 
2010-01-13 01:36:19 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2010-01-13 01:57:57 PM
waiting4godot: Shvetz
You wouldn't check to see how hot the water was before pouring it on your genitals? Really?


Perhaps if you read the story...

"Thing is, he'd forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my d**k."

So.. no, it wasn't poured on his genitals and he didn't do the pouring himself. I rather imagine they'd done the exercise a number of times during shooting to keep warm and Channing had grown to trust the guy not to burn him.

So the moral of the story is, don't trust anyone. Ever.


In other words... check the temperature of the water.
 
2010-01-13 01:59:21 PM
TheLopper: I saw "GI Joe" and "Fighting", I'm easily entertained (as if you couldn't tell), and am not too critical of actors. That being said, this guy is the worst actor I've ever seen. Just brutal.

This. The man had only one emotion in GI Joe: tough guy bemusement. If never seen someone deliver lines as unconvincingly as him. And that includes actors in shiatty parody movies and pornography.
 
2010-01-13 02:08:15 PM
mikefinch: darkvstar: mikefinch : i have spent long cold hours working outside in places considerable colder than scotland and never has the idea of pouring warm water into my clothes seemed like a smart idea.

Pouring warm water down your clothes in freezing weather is retarded.

it was a wet suit. like for diving or surfing. peeing in your wetsuit is how you keep warm. an old surfer's trick
///impossible to get out of quickly, hence the burns

I still think it sounds stupid. When you can improve the functionality of your clothing by peeing in, it is time to rethink your choices in life.


Try scuba diving and you'll rethink this.
 
2010-01-13 03:31:17 PM
hocho064: mikefinch: darkvstar: mikefinch : i have spent long cold hours working outside in places considerable colder than scotland and never has the idea of pouring warm water into my clothes seemed like a smart idea.

Pouring warm water down your clothes in freezing weather is retarded.

it was a wet suit. like for diving or surfing. peeing in your wetsuit is how you keep warm. an old surfer's trick
///impossible to get out of quickly, hence the burns

I still think it sounds stupid. When you can improve the functionality of your clothing by peeing in, it is time to rethink your choices in life.

Try scuba diving and you'll rethink this.


hmmm - Scuba diving? the only places i would consider diving are pretty warm. Nor am i interested in diving deep enough that the water gets cold. Something about my fetish for air keeps me on land...

As i said - If peeing yourself makes things better in some way you took a wrong turn. You are somewhere you should not be.
 
2010-01-13 05:38:04 PM
...I'll be in my bunk.
 
2010-01-13 06:23:52 PM
Channing Tatum makes Van Damme and Segal look like Oscar nomination-worthy actors. If he'd just say a bunch of stupid things all the time (spouting lines the way he does almost counts), the ladies would have their version of Megan Fox.
 
2010-01-13 07:57:00 PM
Who?
 
2010-01-13 10:18:49 PM
Saracuda: For the ladies...

...and gay farkers. So hot. And not just his burnt shriveled penis, which I'm glad to hear is ok.

/too gay for my own good sometimes
 
2010-01-14 04:16:16 PM
Sirsky: Saracuda: For the ladies...

...and gay farkers. So hot. And not just his burnt shriveled penis, which I'm glad to hear is ok.

/too gay for my own good sometimes


I'll biatch fight you for him!
 
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