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(NJ.com)   Orange man charged in New Jersey shooting. That certainly narrows it down to the entire state   (nj.com ) divider line 145
    More: Obvious, New Jersey, East Orange, university hospital, police Detective Todd McClendon, gunshot wounds, Terrance Chester, State of the State, Morris County  
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2010-01-12 11:56:03 PM  
Wtf is wrong with those kids?
 
2010-01-13 12:00:14 AM  

Excen: spaten: No Guido Thread would be complete without:

Guido Dance (new window)

It's like watching two baboons showing how ptarmigans mate.

Or, you know, two Navajos after too much Thunderbird and peyote.

/I guess there's no word for "Hey, you look like a jackass!" in Long Islander


If somebody did a Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom narration over that it would be comedy gold.
 
2010-01-13 12:05:25 AM  

charkocu: Wtf is wrong with those kids?


um, they're guidos?
/remember, guido isn't an ethnic slur, it's a lifestyle choice
 
2010-01-13 12:13:29 AM  

The_Sponge: Tanishh: I have lived in NJ since 2000 and never seen a single damn person who looks like a guido. As long as you stay out of the crappy far north part where they make their lairs you never see them.


What about in South Jersey during the summer?

A college friend is from Long Beach Island, and he once said that if he ever moved back to his hometown, he would adopt a dog and name it Tony. Thus, when he would call for his dog, a dozen guidos would turn their heads.

/Semi cool story, bro.


My grandparents actually have a shorehouse there; we go there almost every year. Don't recall any guidos there but we stick to Love Ladies barring excursions out to Barnegat Light and the amusement park and such sometimes. There could be a bunch on the other end for all I know.

It's possible I've seen a few in my years there but if so they don't come to mind; there certainly aren't a lot of them.
 
2010-01-13 12:23:31 AM  

spaten: Excen: spaten: No Guido Thread would be complete without:

Guido Dance (new window)

It's like watching two baboons showing how ptarmigans mate.

Or, you know, two Navajos after too much Thunderbird and peyote.

/I guess there's no word for "Hey, you look like a jackass!" in Long Islander

If somebody did a Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom narration over that it would be comedy gold.


No mic, no Orange Rain. Sorry.

/I move away from the mic to apply hair gel
 
2010-01-13 12:27:34 AM  

DrUmHeaD33: Oh, and just a note, Orange, NJ, nowhere near the orange people part.


Indeed. Orange is very much the "black people part". The orange people live down the shore.
 
2010-01-13 12:43:33 AM  

Excen: spaten: Excen: spaten: No Guido Thread would be complete without:

Guido Dance (new window)

It's like watching two baboons showing how ptarmigans mate.

Or, you know, two Navajos after too much Thunderbird and peyote.

/I guess there's no word for "Hey, you look like a jackass!" in Long Islander

If somebody did a Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom narration over that it would be comedy gold.

No mic, no Orange Rain. Sorry.

/I move away from the mic to apply hair gel


This is what I mean:

'This is the mating ritual of the reclusive orange guido, the song Purple Rain and (insert drink here) makes the female guidette more receptive to the male guidos advances...', and so on.

/F.. It's funny on it's own.
 
2010-01-13 12:52:03 AM  

spaten: Excen: spaten: Excen: spaten: No Guido Thread would be complete without:

Guido Dance (new window)

It's like watching two baboons showing how ptarmigans mate.

Or, you know, two Navajos after too much Thunderbird and peyote.

/I guess there's no word for "Hey, you look like a jackass!" in Long Islander

If somebody did a Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom narration over that it would be comedy gold.

No mic, no Orange Rain. Sorry.

/I move away from the mic to apply hair gel

This is what I mean:

'This is the mating ritual of the reclusive orange guido, the song Purple Rain and (insert drink here) makes the female guidette more receptive to the male guidos advances...', and so on.

/F.. It's funny on it's own.


I know what you meant, but I thought of the line "I move away from the mic to apply hairgel" and had to send it out into the intertubes for veracity's sake. I'm staking my claim on an internet meme when one of those dagos on Jersey Shore decides to become the next Joey Fatone by sucking more dick than Lance Bass into a Shure.

/Orange Rain
//Some get tan and others have a brain
 
2010-01-13 01:11:20 AM  
What happened a botched spray on tan? Oh a man originating from Orange.... well then that is even worse than I initially perceived.
 
2010-01-13 01:12:32 AM  
+1 Subby
 
2010-01-13 01:26:12 AM  
I was sleeping with an orange girl for a while. It was a little weird, but she made up for it by virtue of being a Russian gymnast.

In the dark, with her legs behind her head, being orange didn't matter.

/What DID matter was that she was a bit psychotic.
//Natali... You scared me.
 
2010-01-13 01:54:24 AM  

vabeard: why do these 'dudes' look like rejects from gay pr0n?


Why do you assume they are rejects?
 
2010-01-13 02:22:01 AM  

BunkyBrewman: +1
This is a top ten headline of the year.


I agree. Coworkers looking at me funny.

/stop looking at me!
 
2010-01-13 02:33:43 AM  
East Orange...where the GSP goes to die.
 
2010-01-13 05:52:42 AM  

lord-humungus: Chester was taken to University Hospital in stable condition and treated for non-life threatening injuries, and

...and?

I hate it when they end with a cliff hanger.


And... here's a million dollars?

Or, treated for life-threatening injuries and here's your own spaceship?

/oh Chester, I pine for you
 
2010-01-13 05:53:42 AM  
^Non-life-threatening injuries.
 
2010-01-13 06:04:23 AM  
I've said it before, but how do these people think they look good that colour? The guys at the prom? In the club with a fake tan line? Holy crap, does nobody point out how farking ridiculous they look?

/Seriously?
 
2010-01-13 06:26:40 AM  
I hope Tom Scharpling is OK.
 
2010-01-13 06:30:06 AM  

jockspice: I've said it before, but how do these people think they look good that colour? The guys at the prom? In the club with a fake tan line? Holy crap, does nobody point out how farking ridiculous they look?

/Seriously?


I'm with you 100% on that. How utterly deluded must you be to think being orange is at all cool?! And this is not slight over-use of fake tan is it, they're farking ORANGE! I'd dearly love to have it explained to me, it's one of those unknowns that rankles me.
 
2010-01-13 06:37:29 AM  
Triangle man hates Orange man...
 
2010-01-13 08:16:18 AM  

McNignog: Triangle man hates Orange man...


If they ever fight, triangle wins.
 
2010-01-13 08:50:38 AM  
El Chode:I feel dirty, being that I enjoy pointing out that they're all from Staten Island - the dingleberry of the tri-state region.r

Thanks for the java sinus rinse.
 
2010-01-13 09:00:27 AM  
There is way to much douche in this thread
 
2010-01-13 09:05:06 AM  

Tanishh: The_Sponge: Tanishh: I have lived in NJ since 2000 and never seen a single damn person who looks like a guido. As long as you stay out of the crappy far north part where they make their lairs you never see them.


What about in South Jersey during the summer?

A college friend is from Long Beach Island, and he once said that if he ever moved back to his hometown, he would adopt a dog and name it Tony. Thus, when he would call for his dog, a dozen guidos would turn their heads.

/Semi cool story, bro.

My grandparents actually have a shorehouse there; we go there almost every year. Don't recall any guidos there but we stick to Love Ladies barring excursions out to Barnegat Light and the amusement park and such sometimes. There could be a bunch on the other end for all I know.

It's possible I've seen a few in my years there but if so they don't come to mind; there certainly aren't a lot of them.


Lived here for 37 years and I've never seen a Guido in south Jersey. I think they stop at Island Beach State Park, Every year I've been to LBI (all 18 miles of it), Ocean City, Sea Isle, Avalon, Stone Harbor, Wildwood (maybe here, haven't been in awhile), Ventnor (maybe here too, loads of Philthy people here).
Very rare to sight a Guido below IBSP.
/keep the orange freaks north where they belong
//Sea Side Heights is just gross
 
2010-01-13 09:07:21 AM  
Verrai:

Indeed. Orange is very much the "black people part". The orange people live down the shore.

No way. I used to live on the Shore, and I can tell you, quite emphatically, that most of us are pretty darn pasty faced, if we're white or Italian-American.

/I'm pasty faced
 
2010-01-13 10:32:25 AM  
Damn you Subby, that made me laugh out loud and I'm a New Jersey native.
 
2010-01-13 10:47:09 AM  

DirkTheDaring: I'd love to see a huge 'The Outsiders' style rumble between Jersey's Guidos and Japan's Ganguro Girls.


I wonder, are the ganguro girls seen by the Japanese as sexy or nasty?
 
2010-01-13 10:48:54 AM  

jockspice: I've said it before, but how do these people think they look good that colour? The guys at the prom? In the club with a fake tan line? Holy crap, does nobody point out how farking ridiculous they look?

/Seriously?


They're at a prom. If that's the stupidest thing high school kids have ever done to try to look good, I'm the Queen of England.

It's the ones still doing it at 25 or 30 that I have to question.

Or the hairy motherfarkers they turn into at 45 or 50 - put a shirt back on, Jesus Christ.
 
2010-01-13 10:51:15 AM  

DirkTheDaring: I'd love to see a huge 'The Outsiders' style rumble between Jersey's Guidos and Japan's Ganguro Girls.



/it would probably be more like West Side Story.


"Black Hole Sun, won't you come and wash away the rain."
 
2010-01-13 11:28:31 AM  

deevo: Ablejack: Yeah, it actually begins to get bearable around Cape May.

I think you're just an optimist who can't swim.


Why would you want to swim to Delaware?
 
2010-01-13 11:36:18 AM  
how many
+1's
is this now?

Fantastic subby.
 
2010-01-13 11:39:04 AM  
I live in northern NJ and I've never seen a guido, either. Keep that shiat away from me.
 
2010-01-13 11:55:04 AM  
Uh oh...looks like we have a situation.
 
2010-01-13 01:06:39 PM  

Les_Nordiques: Best headline of the year...so far!


I thought it was the 'Taliban Bus Fails to Maintain 50 MPH', but this is pretty good too.
 
2010-01-13 01:12:52 PM  

Oznog: How this all started:

"Guido... tell Jabba I've GOT his money..."

/HAN SHOT FIRST


i thought it was 'the money'.
 
2010-01-13 01:29:39 PM  
I live in NJ on the west bank by the Delaware... real close to the PATCO that goes over the Ben Franklin bridge into Philly.

I loved Seaside Heights growing up as a kid, but it is true, there are a high levels of Guidos' who frequent that place in the summer-time. The MTV show does, however, overreact in describing that part of the Jersey shore. The TV show, as I'm sure you all know, is a joke.

Being a fake Oompah Loompah in Seaside will get you some fake tail... not that there is anything wrong with that; you get what you can take in NJ, because it's too damn crowded here anyway.
 
2010-01-13 02:45:30 PM  
Back abs!!
 
2010-01-13 03:15:01 PM  

McNignog: I live in NJ on the west bank by the Delaware... real close to the PATCO that goes over the Ben Franklin bridge into Philly.

I loved Seaside Heights growing up as a kid, but it is true, there are a high levels of Guidos' who frequent that place in the summer-time. The MTV show does, however, overreact in describing that part of the Jersey shore. The TV show, as I'm sure you all know, is a joke.

Being a fake Oompah Loompah in Seaside will get you some fake tail... not that there is anything wrong with that; you get what you can take in NJ, because it's too damn crowded here anyway.


How close to PATCO?
/I can spit on that damn train as it passes by
//I think every other car has square wheels.
 
2010-01-13 03:18:31 PM  

Verrai: DrUmHeaD33: Oh, and just a note, Orange, NJ, nowhere near the orange people part.

Indeed. Orange is very much the "black people part". The orange people live down the shore.


You're both wrong.

"Guinea Gulch" of Sopranos fame is practically the northern border of Orange.

Orange people don't live at the shore, they just visit.

/live in North Jersey
//wife is an artificial tanner (in winter)
///doesn't use enough to turn herself orange
////more like a faint peach tone
 
2010-01-13 03:36:57 PM  

ksmell: "Guinea Gulch" of Sopranos fame is practically the northern border of Orange.


Come on, EO is not a safe place to visit at any time of day. WO? Sure thang. Best bar in the state is on Bloomfield in Caldwell
 
2010-01-13 04:13:55 PM  

NYRBill: I sweat my ass off with 2 layers, how do you do 4-7, in summer!?!?


Eh, it was at a Fark Party. We wanted to see how many collars I can pop at once, so everyone started giving me their shirts and coats and whatnot, and we piled them on.

I felt like a damn sausage.
 
2010-01-13 11:32:13 PM  

RoxtarRyan: Eh, it was at a Fark Party. We wanted to see how many collars I can pop at once, so everyone started giving me their shirts and coats and whatnot, and we piled them on.

I felt like a damn sausage.


ok, but was the 4 collars kid real...
 
2010-01-14 02:39:14 AM  

NYRBill: RoxtarRyan: Eh, it was at a Fark Party. We wanted to see how many collars I can pop at once, so everyone started giving me their shirts and coats and whatnot, and we piled them on.

I felt like a damn sausage.

ok, but was the 4 collars kid real...


Oh, I wouldn't doubt it.
 
2010-01-14 08:58:58 AM  

jscart: How close to PATCO?
/I can spit on that damn train as it passes by
//I think every other car has square wheels.


Collingswood... near the platform terminal.

/loves coming home on the PATCO drunk from South Street shenanigans.
 
2010-01-15 01:32:10 PM  

McNignog: jscart: How close to PATCO?
/I can spit on that damn train as it passes by
//I think every other car has square wheels.

Collingswood... near the platform terminal.

/loves coming home on the PATCO drunk from South Street shenanigans.


GTFO!!!
I'm down by 130 right next to the tracks
 
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