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(NJ.com)   Orange man charged in New Jersey shooting. That certainly narrows it down to the entire state   (nj.com) divider line 145
    More: Obvious, New Jersey, East Orange, university hospital, police Detective Todd McClendon, gunshot wounds, Terrance Chester, State of the State, Morris County  
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2010-01-12 10:01:31 PM
where is the "4 popped collars" pic?
 
2010-01-12 10:04:22 PM
First legit HOTY candidate of 2010.
 
2010-01-12 10:04:41 PM
Great headline
 
2010-01-12 10:04:45 PM
Greta_VanHouten: That's really weird. My local paper has an article about a home invasion where the victim described his attacker as having an orange complexion, among other things.

Link (new window)

/courtesy of NCC DE police


Nice eyes.
 
2010-01-12 10:06:38 PM
ansius: so hot it's orange

(the new hypnotoad...)


Be sure to play this in the background

Link (new window)
 
2010-01-12 10:07:50 PM
CygnusDarius: /I think the girl with the yellow top and white bra is kinda cute

Well she does look human, which is pretty good in my book. Would need to inspect further in order to verify.
 
2010-01-12 10:08:15 PM
You know, I've never once actually even seen one of them since moving to NJ? Not a one.
 
2010-01-12 10:08:51 PM
CygnusDarius: ScottHimself: I'm not saying I watch it, but Jersey Shore sure beats the hell out of the Real World.

/okay I've watched it

So far, the only thing I've watched from that shore, is this clip (new window, with arm-flaying goodness).


That had me laughing pretty hard. That guy was most definitely a bigger douche than the guido that fought him, though.
 
2010-01-12 10:10:11 PM
Sh*t was SO cash! (new window)
 
2010-01-12 10:11:57 PM
ansius: so hot it's orange

(the new hypnotoad...)


That is...............disturbing.
 
2010-01-12 10:13:45 PM
Sweet Jesus these people look like the new aliens for James Cameron's Avatar sequel or something. Does the orange skin glow in the dark?
 
2010-01-12 10:13:59 PM
Why is it that South Jersey has such a rich history of being the epicenter of American cheesedick?

/Dance Party USA
//the mullets
///now the Guidos
 
2010-01-12 10:15:24 PM
ScottHimself: That had me laughing pretty hard. That guy was most definitely a bigger douche than the guido that fought him, though.

Seriously, that dude talking shiat was a moron. He just didn't really think the camera people would allow the other guy to beat his ass like he did. I like how he let his GF in on that first. What a f'ing pussy.
 
2010-01-12 10:18:10 PM
HoboSong

....well, that's just horrifing.....

/may never know sleep again.
 
2010-01-12 10:18:51 PM
vabeard: gay

Because there's a very good chance they were. No one wants to see morons like that in gay porn.
 
2010-01-12 10:19:14 PM
srhp29:
Seriously, that dude talking shiat was a moron. He just didn't really think the camera people would allow the other guy to beat his ass like he did. I like how he let his GF in on that first. What a f'ing pussy.


I was thinking the same thing when the fight was just getting rolling. The guy backs up after starting (and incessantly badgering) the conflict to begin with, and only moments after he looks like he's actually taking half-hearted swings from behind his girlfriend. I honestly think the guido, in that situation, was a stand-up human being for both finishing what that dumbass started and resisting the urge I felt as a viewer to coldcock that mouthy blonde who kept touching him.
 
2010-01-12 10:23:11 PM
which exit?



/i love that joke
 
2010-01-12 10:23:59 PM
eraser8: Technically not a guido (or guidette)...but close enough:

It's a trap?
 
2010-01-12 10:25:11 PM
ScottHimself: I'm not saying I watch it, but Jersey Shore sure beats the hell out of the Real World.

Ok, that's like saying swimming in puke sure beats the hell out of swimming in shiat.
 
2010-01-12 10:27:50 PM
Subby, my Total Fark subscription was totally worth it just to give this headline a +1.

Good Jorb!
 
2010-01-12 10:30:01 PM
I love guido threads. Thanks for new pics.

/Jersey makes Florida look like a nice place to live
//Love the old pics, too.
 
2010-01-12 10:30:36 PM
YouPeopleAreCrazy:

Ok, that's like saying swimming in puke sure beats the hell out of swimming in shiat.


Most definitely. The Real World, at least anytime I've ever paid attention to it, is so full of trumped up nonsense and non-issues turned into drama (by the cast and, no doubt, the producers) that it's entirely unwatchable.

Jersey Shore, on the other hand, has much of the same nonsense, but the guys on there remind me of college kids I've known. Their only interest is partying and getting laid, and they say some pretty funny things along the way.

/they call looking for girls 'creeping'
//even the girls on the show call it that
///chicks' fat friends are grenades or bodyguards
 
2010-01-12 10:35:54 PM
NYRBill: where is the "4 popped collars" pic?

Fark that. I got 7 popped collars. Can't find the pic, but I know someone has it somewhere on here...
 
2010-01-12 10:36:37 PM
culebra: www.hahastop.com

Goddamnitsomuch! At least mine is in jest...
 
2010-01-12 10:36:44 PM
Chester was taken to University Hospital in stable condition and treated for non-life threatening injuries, and

...and?

I hate it when they end with a cliff hanger.
 
2010-01-12 10:45:04 PM
There are some very freaky looking people pictured in this thread. If this is what New Jersey(ans?) look like, then I suppose the ridicule is deserved.

/no way will I go there
//J-E-T-S S-U-C-K S-U-C-K S-U-C-K
///hee hee (ducks and covers)
 
2010-01-12 10:49:00 PM
Obama's Subtle Coup

Someone doesn't know how to spell hormone.

/not saying it was you
//it's the uniform tan and hair that really make me lol
///and guido girls are hilarious
 
2010-01-12 10:52:44 PM
Gordon Bennett: The perpetrators?

Well done as well.

/Irish Catholic
 
2010-01-12 10:56:56 PM
mantrum: There are some very freaky looking people pictured in this thread. If this is what New Jersey(ans?) look like, then I suppose the ridicule is deserved.

/no way will I go there
//J-E-T-S S-U-C-K S-U-C-K S-U-C-K
///hee hee (ducks and covers)


I have lived in NJ since 2000 and never seen a single damn person who looks like a guido. As long as you stay out of the crappy far north part where they make their lairs you never see them.
 
2010-01-12 11:01:01 PM
Tanishh

I have lived in NJ since 2000 and never seen a single damn person who looks like a guido. As long as you stay out of the crappy far north part where they make their lairs you never see them.

Taken under advisement. Thanks!
 
2010-01-12 11:02:22 PM
CygnusDarius: So far, the only thing I've watched from that shore, is this clip (new window, with arm-flaying goodness).

That is how they fight in Jersey? Geebus K Rheist, I have rougher sex with country club girls.

A few months ago I was in NYC and some guy slapped his girlfriend. They were both drunk. This was at about 270 Madison.

We were just leaving a restaurant with a few people from our office in NYC. They went around the corner before the slap fight started. They guy slapped his girl again so I walked over to him yelled at him to knock it off, told him I called the cops and told him to sit on the curb. Amazingly he did.
The guy had 8-10 inches on me and 50 pounds he could have knocked me into traffic.
Very odd. People up that way fight like high school girls or hold people down and punch them in the head. What a bunch of losers.
 
2010-01-12 11:03:02 PM
Tanishh: I have lived in NJ since 2000 and never seen a single damn person who looks like a guido. As long as you stay out of the crappy far north part where they make their lairs you never see them.


What about in South Jersey during the summer?

A college friend is from Long Beach Island, and he once said that if he ever moved back to his hometown, he would adopt a dog and name it Tony. Thus, when he would call for his dog, a dozen guidos would turn their heads.

/Semi cool story, bro.
 
2010-01-12 11:11:22 PM
+1
This is a top ten headline of the year.
 
2010-01-12 11:18:22 PM
so the shore had a sudden rush on Jager and Heineken, sold out, and some one got pissed?
 
2010-01-12 11:19:25 PM
Here's an off topic question for everyone:

What's worse guidos or hipsters?
 
2010-01-12 11:22:46 PM
mantrum: There are some very freaky looking people pictured in this thread. If this is what New Jersey(ans?) look like, then I suppose the ridicule is deserved.

/no way will I go there
//J-E-T-S S-U-C-K S-U-C-K S-U-C-K
///hee hee (ducks and covers)


STFU canuck.

The fact is that the farther away from New York you get, the nicer New Jersey gets. The only people think New Jersey sucks are the people who have never been there (Newark Airport doesn't count).
 
2010-01-12 11:24:21 PM
sand_in_my_vagoo: What's worse guidos or hipsters?

Different sides of the same dirty coin
 
2010-01-12 11:28:14 PM
Walking Eagle: mantrum: There are some very freaky looking people pictured in this thread. If this is what New Jersey(ans?) look like, then I suppose the ridicule is deserved.

/no way will I go there
//J-E-T-S S-U-C-K S-U-C-K S-U-C-K
///hee hee (ducks and covers)

STFU canuck.

The fact is that the farther away from New York you get, the nicer New Jersey gets. The only people think New Jersey sucks are the people who have never been there (Newark Airport doesn't count).


This!! Everything south of Somerset county is really nice
 
2010-01-12 11:29:15 PM
I beleive a light skinned orange guy could be elected president just as long as he doesn't use his Guido dialect.
 
2010-01-12 11:30:02 PM
sand_in_my_vagoo: What's worse guidos or hipsters?

Guidos. They start fights.
 
2010-01-12 11:32:49 PM
No Guido Thread would be complete without:

Guido Dance (new window)
 
2010-01-12 11:33:44 PM
Walking Eagle:
The fact is that the farther away from New York you get, the nicer New Jersey gets. The only people think New Jersey sucks are the people who have never been there (Newark Airport doesn't count).


Yeah, it actually begins to get bearable around Cape May.
 
2010-01-12 11:36:11 PM
Subby


Bravo!
 
2010-01-12 11:42:28 PM
HoboSong

...I can't stop laughing at that pic...

..and now it's just weirding me out.

Woop, now I'm laughing again!

MADNESS!
 
2010-01-12 11:42:55 PM
As someone from very near Orange, NJ, GREAT HEADLINE!!!
 
2010-01-12 11:45:30 PM
RoxtarRyan: NYRBill: where is the "4 popped collars" pic?

Fark that. I got 7 popped collars. Can't find the pic, but I know someone has it somewhere on here...


WTF??????
I sweat my ass off with 2 layers, how do you do 4-7, in summer!?!?
/golf clap for subby
 
2010-01-12 11:45:41 PM
Oh, and just a note, Orange, NJ, nowhere near the orange people part.
 
2010-01-12 11:47:38 PM
Ablejack: Yeah, it actually begins to get bearable around Cape May.

I think you're just an optimist who can't swim.
 
2010-01-12 11:48:36 PM
spaten: No Guido Thread would be complete without:

Guido Dance (new window)


It's like watching two baboons showing how ptarmigans mate.

Or, you know, two Navajos after too much Thunderbird and peyote.

/I guess there's no word for "Hey, you look like a jackass!" in Long Islander
 
2010-01-12 11:53:28 PM
Red Shirt Blues: SilentStrider: greenlight this.

+1.

Yes. Need guido thread...it's been too long.


Now now. It's not politically correct to call Oompa-Loompas guidos.
 
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