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(AccessAtlanta)   Wife rewires her husbands power tools so they will electrocute him because he is leaving her. I'm not sure "you're doing it wrong" fully covers the fail in that   (accessatlanta.com) divider line 205
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2010-01-12 08:15:07 AM
I'll show him "more power".

s3.jspenguin.org
 
2010-01-12 08:16:46 AM
A judge released the 33-year-old woman on her own recognizance.

No bond required for attempted murder if you are an angry house wife?
 
2010-01-12 08:17:21 AM
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2010-01-12 09:56:04 AM
I got electrocuted once.
 
2010-01-12 09:56:50 AM
He should rewire the toaster.
 
2010-01-12 09:56:56 AM
a woman that knows how to rewire power tools? Impressive.

hAZy
 
2010-01-12 09:57:29 AM
Well technically it was a success and not a failure.
 
2010-01-12 09:57:33 AM
hisphrenic: He should rewire the toaster the rabbit.

FTFY
 
2010-01-12 09:57:50 AM
What a shock that he is leaving her...
 
2010-01-12 09:57:51 AM
jehovahs witness protection: A judge released the 33-year-old woman on her own recognizance.

No bond required for attempted murder if you are an angry house wife?


No shiat! WTF?
 
2010-01-12 09:58:10 AM
I don't see how this could possibly be any more premeditated and they just let her go?
 
2010-01-12 09:58:18 AM
People listen, if you even think about doing something like this because someone is going to leave you then THAT IS WHY THEY ARE LEAVING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE.
 
2010-01-12 09:59:41 AM
Must have been the hyphenated last name.
 
2010-01-12 10:00:26 AM
Next on the Lifetime channel: "Fatal Circuit"
 
2010-01-12 10:00:28 AM
Awesome. It's probably satisfying leaving someone, and knowing they cared enough to try and kill you.

I typically get an ovation when I leave, and bump into her new boyfriend on the way out.
 
2010-01-12 10:01:16 AM
hAZy

a woman that knows how to rewire power tools? Impressive.

Yeah, but can she cook?

And how hawt is - nevermind

fapfapfap*spoot*
 
2010-01-12 10:01:32 AM
The perfect crime, really. Until you admitted to doing it.
 
2010-01-12 10:02:35 AM
What was her master plan? "Come on baby, one more cabinet for old times sake..."
 
2010-01-12 10:04:04 AM
People, if you can't handle what's going on in your life and you start to feel all stabby/shooty/electrocuty, just kill yourself. Don't take other people with you.

She shoulda just took a powertool to his head. That way at least he could never use it without thinking of her, and without skull fragments and hair flying out.
 
2010-01-12 10:04:23 AM
No bond required for attempted murder if you are an angry house wife?

Well, if a judge gets a lil sumfin sumfin in chambers, probably not.
Can not honestly think of ANY other reason.
 
2010-01-12 10:04:38 AM
hAZy: a woman that knows how to rewire power tools? Impressive.

hAZy


No kidding. I can't imagine why he's leaving her.
 
2010-01-12 10:04:42 AM
Grissom is not amused.

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2010-01-12 10:05:23 AM
jehovahs witness protection: A judge released the 33-year-old woman on her own recognizance.

No bond required for attempted murder if you are an angry house wife?


Came in here to say the same thing...that's ridiculous.

If her hubby had put rat poison in her coffee and she "almost died", would he be free to roam the streets? Hells no. Geez...an abundance of evidence showing showing premeditation, she admitted to doing it, etc. The fact she's out on her own is due to one thing...she's a woman.
 
2010-01-12 10:06:37 AM
Jebus Slaves: hAZy

a woman that knows how to rewire power tools? Impressive.

Yeah, but can she cook?

And how hawt is - nevermind

fapfapfap*spoot*


This is what I was thinking. She is available right? If she's hot then I could deal with the crazy for awhile.
 
2010-01-12 10:06:56 AM
jehovahs witness protection: A judge released the 33-year-old woman on her own recognizance.

No bond required for attempted murder if you are an angry house wife?


he might have had it coming.
 
2010-01-12 10:07:35 AM
jehovahs witness protection: No bond required for attempted murder if you are an angry house wife?

All women are harmless little flowers who would never pose a flight risk and this was all probably a amusing misunderstanding caused by female juices in her silly little girl-brain.
 
2010-01-12 10:08:03 AM
MayoSlather 2010-01-12 10:00:28 AM

Awesome. It's probably satisfying leaving someone, and knowing they cared enough to try and kill you.

I typically get an ovation when I leave, and bump into her new boyfriend on the way out.



Good stuff, dude.
 
2010-01-12 10:09:51 AM
Shenanigans...seriously...a woman that knows enough about electricity to try to kill someone with it? And is actually competent in doing the work herself instead of getting someone else to do it?

Unless she was massively fat or kept her hoohaw under lock and key there is no way a man would leave her.
 
2010-01-12 10:12:23 AM
old_toole: If she's hot then I could deal with the crazy for awhile.

I think you missed the point of the article. Exactly how long do you stay with this woman before leaving is a death sentence? :)
 
2010-01-12 10:12:34 AM
stirfrybry: jehovahs witness protection: A judge released the 33-year-old woman on her own recognizance.

No bond required for attempted murder if you are an angry house wife?

No shiat! WTF?


Seriously...
 
2010-01-12 10:12:43 AM
RembrandtQEinstein: Shenanigans...seriously...a woman that knows enough about electricity to try to kill someone with it? And is actually competent in doing the work herself instead of getting someone else to do it?

Next they'll be trying to convince us she can read, and wasn't formed from the rib of a man!
 
2010-01-12 10:13:09 AM
Nods

hirshfields.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-01-12 10:13:28 AM
She only loved him for his body.
 
2010-01-12 10:13:47 AM
theorellior: jehovahs witness protection: No bond required for attempted murder if you are an angry house wife?

All women are harmless little flowers who would never pose a flight risk and this was all probably a amusing misunderstanding caused by female juices in her silly little girl-brain.


There's a really great series called "Deadly Women" that you should check out...
 
2010-01-12 10:13:58 AM
img2.timeinc.net

Hey, I liked Johnny. But not enough to kill him.
 
2010-01-12 10:15:01 AM
TheMega: No bond required for attempted murder if you are an angry house wife?

Well, if a judge gets a lil sumfin sumfin in chambers, probably not.
Can not honestly think of ANY other reason.


This
But what happens when he decides to leave her... will she rewire his gavel?
 
2010-01-12 10:15:11 AM
hey tiger--better watch out for those exploding golf balls
 
2010-01-12 10:15:14 AM
Yeah, 220, 221, whatever it takes...
 
2010-01-12 10:16:27 AM
lucky basturd. my ex sold my tools when we split. i'd have preferred a little zap to the zip i left with.
 
2010-01-12 10:16:54 AM
RembrandtQEinstein: Shenanigans...seriously...a woman that knows enough about electricity to try to kill someone with it? And is actually competent in doing the work herself instead of getting someone else to do it?

Unless she was massively fat or kept her hoohaw under lock and key there is no way a man would leave her.


Cue a "no matter how hot a woman is, there's a man that's tired of her shiat" image.
 
2010-01-12 10:17:44 AM
nopokerface: I got electrocuted once.

If only this were true.

"Shocked" =/= "Electrocuted".

THIS is "Electrocuted".

Really NSFW, or for most stomachs. Nasty stuff.
 
2010-01-12 10:18:22 AM
Did a picture of Jesus tell her to do it?
 
2010-01-12 10:18:28 AM
WTF Indeed:

Lipschitz.
 
2010-01-12 10:19:17 AM
If she would have done it right, she would have killed him, then sued the manufacturer for a defective saw and received a large settlement...
 
2010-01-12 10:19:19 AM
grinderman: RembrandtQEinstein: Shenanigans...seriously...a woman that knows enough about electricity to try to kill someone with it? And is actually competent in doing the work herself instead of getting someone else to do it?

Next they'll be trying to convince us she can read, and wasn't formed from the rib of a man!




And made from sugar and spice and everything nice.
 
2010-01-12 10:19:23 AM
That's the power.
Of the Home Depot.
 
2010-01-12 10:19:44 AM
Link
 
2010-01-12 10:20:01 AM
AtomicHoser: What was her master plan? "Come on baby, one more cabinet for old times sake..."

Perfect. Well done.
 
2010-01-12 10:21:30 AM
grinderman: Next they'll be trying to convince us she can read, and wasn't formed from the rib of a man!

Well played.
 
2010-01-12 10:21:35 AM
Deucednuisance: If only this were true.

"Shocked" =/= "Electrocuted".

THIS is "Electrocuted".




That was the joke, if in fact there was one.

/you want me dead?
//I don't recall pissing you off.....
 
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